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Posted by cbseawind
Well Rig1, men will be men. Protect their women, even it is their sister. Especially their sister.
You are alright. I know you don't really flirt, much. But women are women. LOL. Do it instinctly.



and there you go again, LOL....we do WHAT instinctively? flirt? who says so.....men?? are we supposed to go around being generally moody and miserable with men so they don't get the wrong idea?

seriously....you make so much as eye contact with a random man and if you happen to be smiling, to him it's a direct signal you fancy him. well, actually i can't see you. you are a blob of indeterminate gender cos fact is, without my spex i am virtually blind.
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Posted by xxnightbynight
i skipped all 15 pages.

think this has anything to do with that merc retrograde? - shits been FUCKING MY DAY UP!!! - Including relationships. I said to hell with EVERYONE... I'm here to entertain myself.



i'm really stressed with this particular merc retro cos i'm just in the middle of completing the sale of my company and it's offshore so there are contracts and shiz going by courier all over. things are disappearing into the ether and delaying things even more and it's completely stuffed me up!!

until this deal is closed i can't work and my daughter can't start school so i'm in limbo and now the merc retro situation. waaaaaaah.

fortunately, the toilet situation (which you personally won't know about unless you read it in the thread)...that is sorted. the suspected leo who IS a leo has just finished fixing it. me and my daughter have been flushing too many cosmetic wipes down the loo...spanish plumbing can't take it apparently. been here 10 years...never happened.

oh yeah....and i slipped and fell into a pool of waste water. such a great start to my wednesday. it's also raining cats and dogs. i am DEFINITELY staying home and eating worms today.
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Posted by dimitri
tell me , do you have to announce it. really...



You like quiet sex, like wish you had a mute button if the woman gets too loud—
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hey who wants quiet sex.
as long as she's not screaming in my ear
a remote control- --- imagine the endless possibilities
lol
sorry about the sarcasm cause i couldn't help imagining Rigs petulant frenzy going public in a Ban.
like really pissed off.
one can't help but think she's in self denial.
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Posted by R24
Posted by dimitri
tell me , do you have to announce it. really...



You like quiet sex, like wish you had a mute button if the woman gets too loud—



hey who wants quiet sex.
as long as she's not screaming in my ear
a remote control- --- imagine the endless possibilities
lol
sorry about the sarcasm cause i couldn't help imagining Rigs petulant frenzy going public in a Ban.
like really pissed off.
one can't help but think she's in self denial.
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self-denial eh?? tell me more.

as for making anything public...i'm a scorpio ffs!! mercury in scorpio too. secret squirrel.
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Posted by cbseawind
I knew that your cancerman would not complete the work. Hurray for Les's. LOL.

Eating worms?



Its a childrens's song
"Think I'll Go Eat Worms"(Sung to the tune of "Polly Wolly Doodle.")

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.

There are variations, but this is the one I grew up with
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fortunately, the toilet situation (which you personally won't know about unless you read it in the thread)...that is sorted. the suspected leo who IS a leo has just finished fixing it. me and my daughter have been flushing too many cosmetic wipes down the loo...spanish plumbing can't take it apparently. been here 10 years...never happened.



Rig1 - I guess no threesome? Cancerman did not show. Poor you.. LOL.
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Posted by enfant_terrible
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pass me the sick bucket. who 'makes love' with someone they barely know!!!


Mmmm I love those love-making sessions... It's usually when I really get to know the person and the relationship 'evolves' that I need a sick bucket. lol
Ahh those unrealistic expectations. 😢



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haha!! i know where you're coming from cos i'm that way too cos i like to have all the sensual stuff going on that you get with 'lovemaking' but it's just the term generally makes me wanna throw up, lol...dunno why but i think perhaps it's cos men tend to use it when they first wanna get you into bed. i prefer them just to be honest and say they wanna fuck me. if i'm gonna, i will but please don't make it into something it's not!!
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yeah...and my man ban is being tested tomorrow. i held off contacting the crab after he texted 'it's over' (rather dramatically i felt)...i've missed him i have to confess but anyway, he texted and wants to come by tomorrow and pick up some bed linen he lent me when my son was staying with me.

it's obviously a spurious reason cos he doesn't need this bed linen and so i already know i will have to use all my resolve to maintain the sex ban.