How my bull can ruin the moment

So...I just had to share this little "special" moment my bull and I shared last night. This is the kind of shit I put up with!

We were laying in bed getting ready to doze off when I turned to him and told him how much I love him and appreciate him being so supportive of me going back to school. He was all sweet and said he's proud of how well I'm doing and blah, blah, blah. We were looking into eachother's eyes when he got this kind of sad look on his face. Being a woman, I then asked "what are you thinking about?"
Then, as serious as can be he says....

"I want to touch your boob"

WTF———!!!!!!!!!!!!

After 10 years, the only thing I really can do is laugh at this point, but what the fuck??!! He's the most unromantic guy I've ever come across. What's funny (not really) is he was being completely serious. What's even funnier is at the moment it happened I thought to myself, I've got to share this on DXP! Pretty sad, I know... 🙂
God, I'm one lucky woman!

ha! yup, sounds about right! my taurus is the same way. we'll be conversing very seriously about something and he'll turn around and say,"now gimme sex!"

ur right, bella. even though i'm a leo i absolutely love it. it's the whole drive-me-crazy-in-a-good-way thing. more than that though i actually appreciate it for keeping the mood fun and light. i can get a little heavy sometimes so it's nice.

LOLOLOL!!! Reading that totally made my night! Awwww....

LOL Maybe it's a guy thing because I would NOT put it past Aries to say something like that to me. Well.... he'd just reach out and feel me up. But... LOL Men!!! *shakes head*

Ha! What a post to wake up too! lmao While I imagine that must be annoying at times its really cute too. I think It was his way of "showing you" how he feels. Its nice to know that he hasent lost interest in your boob over the last 10 years though...Isint it?

Are Taurus women like this too?

Thanks all! Yeah...just had to share. I knew DXP would appreciate that. I actually call him twisted often Bella...perfect word for it and him!

Not sure how much I love it though. I wish I could say I do, but damn, it gets old after 10 years as it's constant. Somehow the conversation always turns sexual when talking about the most unsexual things.
Oh well...that's my man for ya.

And yes, I'm very pleased he still has a thing for my booooobieesss after all these years!

Oh and PS Bella...I really want to touch yours too! I do love booooobieeess 😉

hey, my boobs would appreciate some attention as well. please make sure to pinch the nipples as those are my "hot" buttons!

I am!!! LOL!!

Pinch and touchy to you both!

WHAT?? Exit strategy...come on now! You aren't going anywhere!

Posted by sortilege85
By the way, great story. 🙂

Thanks! Glad it could bring you back 🙂
This happened like two days ago now and every now and then I'll be like "I just want to touch your boob".

By the way...he said it with a straight face. The man meant business.You would think most men would lie...not this one!
That was actually pretty tame comparred to how I'm used to being spoken to. He's a nasty, nasty bull!

Posted by ramfishtwins
By the way...he said it with a straight face. The man meant business.You would think most men would lie...not this one!
That was actually pretty tame comparred to how I'm used to being spoken to. He's a nasty, nasty bull!

once again, i feel u! my taurus saying "gimme sex" is the tamest thing he'll say to me. normally it is MUCH more graphic and kinky.

Posted by ramfishtwins
So...I just had to share this little "special" moment my bull and I shared last night. This is the kind of shit I put up with!

We were laying in bed getting ready to doze off when I turned to him and told him how much I love him and appreciate him being so supportive of me going back to school. He was all sweet and said he's proud of how well I'm doing and blah, blah, blah. We were looking into eachother's eyes when he got this kind of sad look on his face. Being a woman, I then asked "what are you thinking about?"
Then, as serious as can be he says....

"I want to touch your boob"

WTF———!!!!!!!!!!!!

After 10 years, the only thing I really can do is laugh at this point, but what the fuck??!! He's the most unromantic guy I've ever come across. What's funny (not really) is he was being completely serious. What's even funnier is at the moment it happened I thought to myself, I've got to share this on DXP! Pretty sad, I know... 🙂
God, I'm one lucky woman!

This is hilarious, reminds me of myself lmao

I'm not romantic. I've "ruined" countless moments... mostly with
an ex ex Cancer bf of mine because he was so.. moooshy

Maybe I was also kind of immature hmmm

Being a woman... having to be sensitive and all..
I understand the need for my partner to _____ ..so I force my mouth
shut and suck it up for a few minutes so that they have their
freak forsaken romantic moment *sigh* haha 😛

My equivalent of the boobie comment is something like,
"Take out your penis, I want to touch it" with a serious, straight face lol
I would never say that in public but since we're on topicccccccc

My bf thinks it's cute when I go straight up to him and stand there very
stiffly with my arms down and order him to hug me. I'll say,
"Hug me" in sergeant like fashion.. or for cuddling too 😛

Maybe I don't actually mean it as a joke now that I think about it.

Taurus men do not strike me as the romantic type though.
They're such... MEN.. men.. stereotype here.. men lol

Can someone touch MY boob😢 I havent seen him all week and My boobs feel niglected! lmao Im glad I read this... now I know not to question his motives too much becouse hes always trying to get some lol