Greentea
@Greentea
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HI MEN...QUESTION FOR YOU...
Posted by Vixen2jeezuz there is a term lol
That is called courtesy of the rap group The Black Sheep....."A Strobelite Honey "
Posted by Arielle83Lol!
Omg my friebds were talking about this yesterday.
One guy picked up Saturday night and in the morning he saw black shit all over the pillow he let her use.
Her eyelashes were in the bin too.
Damn
Posted by younowhoI guess, he met her last night, and he doesn't plan on calling her.
Hit it and quit it ?
He said he tried not to be rude, but he just made up some excuse and got out of there.
Posted by Vixen2I need to look that up, never heard of it.
That is called courtesy of the rap group The Black Sheep....."A Strobelite Honey "
Posted by blessyouLol. She must've been so embarrassed.
Yes.. And she was a fuckin Aries. She was crying talking about she sorry she lied to me, bro, she had long red hair and ive been with her in bed with her and i aint never noticed it was a fuckin weave the whole time, first time i realized spanish bitches be on that weave shit too... when my hair is longer than hers, it's a problem
I dont wear makeup. Men see the same girl everyday.
Id rather a man be happily surprised that im wearing makeup than shocked at my real appearance when the makeup something comes off
Id rather a man be happily surprised that im wearing makeup than shocked at my real appearance when the makeup something comes off
Posted by BullShitAww, come here..Posted by GreenteaWow tell me how you really feel
Have you ever met a chick who looked great the night before with her cute outfit and make up on, hair done, etc., and then you wake up next to her looking like some bullshit?...
How'd you feel?...what did you do?...
Just had a convo with a guy friend who had this happen to him this morning.
https://media.giphy.com/media/AGpEDCCyZ01gc/giphy.gif
http://rs254.pbsrc.com/albums/hh104/ronpbeatty/hugging.jpg~c200
Ya, that name you got gets around in here.
So have you ever experienced this?
Posted by DMVI feel you on that. I'm not big on slathering it on to the point I'm unrecognizable when I have make up on either. Better they see the real you.
I dont wear makeup. Men see the same girl everyday.
Id rather a man be happily surprised that im wearing makeup than shocked at my real appearance when the makeup something comes off
Posted by BullShitHe met her at the club, and I guess he thought she looked good....until she didn't.Posted by Greentea😄Posted by BullShitAww, come here..Posted by GreenteaWow tell me how you really feel
Have you ever met a chick who looked great the night before with her cute outfit and make up on, hair done, etc., and then you wake up next to her looking like some bullshit?...
How'd you feel?...what did you do?...
Just had a convo with a guy friend who had this happen to him this morning.
http://rs254.pbsrc.com/albums/hh104/ronpbeatty/hugging.jpg~c200
Ya, that name you got gets around in here.
So have you ever experienced this?
I'm extremely meticulous when it comes to looks, and i've never had a one night stand like...ever. lol So i can say i have NEVER experienced this.click to expand
That's good, keep your moral standards up.
Posted by ShashkayI don't think you said anything offensive, joke away.
I apologize to my gender. It's not to do with you. It was an opportunity joke. I saw it ...i took it.
Posted by blessyoudude. your avatar looks like fucking satan.
Yes.. And she was a fuckin Aries. She was crying talking about she sorry she lied to me, bro, she had long red hair and ive been with her in bed with her and i aint never noticed it was a fuckin weave the whole time, first time i realized spanish bitches be on that weave shit too... when my hair is longer than hers, it's a problem
@Bullshit - lol, doesn't it usually. He's not much of a drinker though, maybe 1 or 2, he prefers weed. I don't smoke anything so I'm not sure if it's the same as beer goggles.
Posted by BullShiti don't think i really know what you are talking about completely ........ and since i don't really have to.... and i don't think i really want to... i'm just gonna walk awayPosted by GreenteaMaybe he was thinking with his second brain aka the throat yogurt factory.
@Bullshit - lol, doesn't it usually. He's not much of a drinker though, maybe 1 or 2, he prefers weed. I don't smoke anything so I'm not sure if it's the same as beer goggles.click to expand
No, and thank god for that. The limited ones I have pulled from the club still looked when I woke up. My ego would never live down fucking a paper bagger. I'd be forever embarrassed to go out in public and risk her telling peeps I know we shagged.
I have a few friends that slap that makeup on like its war paint.
I have a few friends that slap that makeup on like its war paint.
Posted by BullShiti still have no idea what you are talking aboutPosted by iguessthatslifeYou owe me a high five.Posted by BullShiti don't think i really know what you are talking about completely ........ and since i don't really have to.... and i don't think i really want to... i'm just gonna walk awayPosted by GreenteaMaybe he was thinking with his second brain aka the throat yogurt factory.
@Bullshit - lol, doesn't it usually. He's not much of a drinker though, maybe 1 or 2, he prefers weed. I don't smoke anything so I'm not sure if it's the same as beer goggles.click to expand
Posted by BullShitmaybe i'm just a little sleep deprived....Posted by iguessthatslifePosted by BullShiti still have no idea what you are talking aboutPosted by iguessthatslifeYou owe me a high five.Posted by BullShiti don't think i really know what you are talking about completely ........ and since i don't really have to.... and i don't think i really want to... i'm just gonna walk awayPosted by GreenteaMaybe he was thinking with his second brain aka the throat yogurt factory.
@Bullshit - lol, doesn't it usually. He's not much of a drinker though, maybe 1 or 2, he prefers weed. I don't smoke anything so I'm not sure if it's the same as beer goggles.
Thank you. And don't worry it'll make sense some day. Until then, just remember my words. Throat. Yogurt.click to expand
I'm lucky in that I met my BF on a day where I wasn't trying to look cute. I had on an Invader Zim hoodie and sports pants (because I planned to go to the gym.) I'm sure I looked tired, and I was stressed out over the college paper as the Editor-in-Chief. So, I didn't have that "What if he doesn't like the way I look without makeup? I had better keep wearing it!" dilemma. Things just kept getting better from there! BAHHAHAHAHAHA! 😆
Posted by blessyousounds like you need a haircut
Yes.. And she was a fuckin Aries. She was crying talking about she sorry she lied to me, bro, she had long red hair and ive been with her in bed with her and i aint never noticed it was a fuckin weave the whole time, first time i realized spanish bitches be on that weave shit too... when my hair is longer than hers, it's a problem
Posted by blessyouAll girls where weave. You men are dumb for thinking otherwise.
Yes.. And she was a fuckin Aries. She was crying talking about she sorry she lied to me, bro, she had long red hair and ive been with her in bed with her and i aint never noticed it was a fuckin weave the whole time, first time i realized spanish bitches be on that weave shit too... when my hair is longer than hers, it's a problem
Posted by ExplicitAll girls wear weave, it is not limited to one group of women. All girls wear extensions. And when I say all, I mean this loosely. The reality is men who think white, asians and latinas do not wear fake hair are delusional. Fake hair has become like make up, just about every woman is doing it.Posted by malloryorNot all girls wear weave. But many wear extensions.Posted by blessyouAll girls where weave. You men are dumb for thinking otherwise.
Yes.. And she was a fuckin Aries. She was crying talking about she sorry she lied to me, bro, she had long red hair and ive been with her in bed with her and i aint never noticed it was a fuckin weave the whole time, first time i realized spanish bitches be on that weave shit too... when my hair is longer than hers, it's a problemclick to expand
Men say they hate it but yet they're going after the Kim Kardashian types who WEAR fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, contour the fuck out of their face, butt implants, boob jobs...
We call it Coyote Ugly. Too bad that douche bag bar and shit movie used the term.
aaah mother didn't warn you ? too many drinks, the low lighting - they all look good at the end of the night when you don't want to go home alone - next time, just give your number and don't take any shape shifters home from the bar ...
Posted by firebunnywhat animal is that in your picture ?Posted by Vixen2jeezuz there is a term lol
That is called courtesy of the rap group The Black Sheep....."A Strobelite Honey "click to expand
Posted by DMV
I dont wear makeup. Men see the same girl everyday.
Id rather a man be happily surprised that im wearing makeup than shocked at my real appearance when the makeup something comes off
Yesssss. This all time
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