@HeavyEntertainmentShow
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Ladies, you can't get pregnant if you're on top
Hahaha......Kyle show
And to think you tortured yourself for 5.5 years for nothing. You just needed to learn the reverse cowgirl.
Oh that was fuckin terrible. Lol my bad, it's not one of my best.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
And to think you tortured yourself for 5.5 years for nothing. You just needed to learn the reverse cowgirl.
Oh that was fuckin terrible. Lol my bad, it's not one of my best.
Lmao. Fuck off.
I'll be with child sooner than I plan from reverse cowgirl, I am sure. Condoms really aren't cutting it.
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But what about the laws of physics, dude? GRAVITY FTW. Btw, don't forget to name your kid JED, after a real winner (he won the grand prize after all, aka me).
Fucking off now
Posted by Dreamyboy
It's true guys I always do it raw and I have no kids. To have a 100% better chance, pull out while she's on top and squirt on her butt cheek or something
Nah, I'll just squirt on Jed's forehead. He's got a big forehead. Can't get pregnant via the sphincter either.
Yeah right!
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