Ladies, you can't get pregnant if you're on top

This topic was created in the The Powder Room forum by HeavyEntertainmentShow on Wednesday, July 26, 2017 and has 7 replies.

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Posted by LibraMudra
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Posted by LibraMudra
Lol

And to think you tortured yourself for 5.5 years for nothing. You just needed to learn the reverse cowgirl.

Oh that was fuckin terrible. Lol my bad, it's not one of my best.

Lmao. Fuck off.

I'll be with child sooner than I plan from reverse cowgirl, I am sure. Condoms really aren't cutting it.

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But what about the laws of physics, dude? GRAVITY FTW. Btw, don't forget to name your kid JED, after a real winner (he won the grand prize after all, aka me).

Fucking off now

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