Masculinity

I wonder if this is because I am a masculine sign or if it’s just because I was raised by a literal caveman ...but I just have these specific ideas of what masculinity should look like and am such an asshole about it.

What is a “man” or considered “masculine” to you?

Start with those closest to home first, and then branch out. Head for the nearest mirror. Drop your pants.

How long is your dick?

I am watching this documentary on this guy who’s trying to become more masculine in preparation for the birth of his first son and I feel like such a bitch but I find him to be such a pussy 🤷🏼‍♀️

He literally said a poster of a swimsuit model makes him “extremely uncomfortable” 😒

And as part of his manliness training he went to shoot guns and my dude busted his nose and got a nosebleed from the kickback and said afterwards that “the violence of the gun really shook him up”

I laughed. And now I feel like a horrible person. Like what is wrong with me? I think my dad ruined me.

I need testosterone in at least the 1000’s range

My dude is taking voice lessons to learn to not only speak deeper, but also more assertively

His wife says she never found him feminine or not masculine enough and I’m like for real tho— 🧐🤔

Posted by MademoiselleFisk
My take on masculinity on a scale of 1-10?

3:

9:

Something is seriously the matter with me

Glad I’m not the only one

Posted by -sierra
i'm easy to impress

opening a bottle or a jar is super manly to me

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Posted by brianafay
I am watching this documentary on this guy who’s trying to become more masculine in preparation for the birth of his first son and I feel like such a bitch but I find him to be such a pussy 🤷🏼‍♀️

He literally said a poster of a swimsuit model makes him “extremely uncomfortable” 😒

And as part of his manliness training he went to shoot guns and my dude busted his nose and got a nosebleed from the kickback and said afterwards that “the violence of the gun really shook him up”

I laughed. And now I feel like a horrible person. Like what is wrong with me? I think my dad ruined me.

I need testosterone in at least the 1000’s range

You're not wrong. After hearing about the poster, I wonder how he even found a wife.

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And proceeds to have not one, but two children with him

How’d he even get her pregnant —

He had his testosterone tested and it was like 260

I think mines at least that 😂

Sorry yall I’m savage

I’m just enjoying these fleeting moments before someone calls me a piece of shit

Posted by -sierra

Posted by brianafay

Posted by -sierra
i'm easy to impress

opening a bottle or a jar is super manly to me

Ok but did he grunt while he did it or was it more of like a high pitched moan?

he didn't even make a sound! it was super hot and for some reason i think guys really take opening jars seriously like if you tell them it's okay they'll still try to open it lol idk know why

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Omg stop ✋😂

Posted by User_Name
OCjack is/was a wonderfully masculine DXP example. I bet dude could lift the equivalent of his bodyweight and still be smiling.

😆 😆 😆

Bri.. soooo meannnnnnn

I agree with what you said.

*shrug*

i must be mean too.

Posted by User_Name
OCjack is/was a wonderfully masculine DXP example. I bet dude could lift the equivalent of his bodyweight and still be smiling.

**lift the equivalent of his body weight with his dick alone

And not even break a sweat

Posted by TheRabbit
I can deadlift more than my body weight for multiple reps.

Am I manly?

You fish/hunt your own food

You take huge manly dumps

You look like the type who wears clothes you grabbed on the floor and performed the sniff test on

I remember one time I briefly dated this kid in high school who was a little “artistic” let’s say ...

And he sat at dinner with my caveman ass dad and told him his favorite movie was the Princess Bride

And my dad asked him point blank if he also sits to pee 😅😭

This is why I’m fucked up people

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Posted by TheRabbit
I can deadlift more than my body weight for multiple reps.

Am I manly?

I think you have several qualifications

You fish/hunt your own food
You take huge manly dumps
You look like the type who wears clothes you grabbed on the floor and performed the sniff test on

😒

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Posted by TheRabbit
I can deadlift more than my body weight for multiple reps.

Am I manly?

I think you have several qualifications

You fish/hunt your own food
You take huge manly dumps
You look like the type who wears clothes you grabbed on the floor and performed the sniff test on

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I agree 200%

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Posted by brianafay

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by brianafay

Posted by TheRabbit
I can deadlift more than my body weight for multiple reps.

Am I manly?

I think you have several qualifications

You fish/hunt your own food
You take huge manly dumps
You look like the type who wears clothes you grabbed on the floor and performed the sniff test on

😒

Up next: best backhanded compliments thread ?

I mean, I can't even go to the city market without worrying about my clothes smelling like stale cooking grease and shitty food, so I'm not sniff testing clothes 😐

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😂😂😂I cant with myself right now

Im the only one laughing at my jokes 😂😂😂

Typical

Posted by TheRabbit
The lemon scented Clorox

A virgos literal dream