Fuck you hormones moments

I’ve been having lots of these lately due to my current “condition”

Please share yours here so I don’t feel so bad

This morning I had a melt down because my favorite jeans don’t fit anymore and I feel I don’t look pregnant, I just look fat 😩

My condolences for your diagnoses

Yesterday I cried because I really wanted a tuna poke bowl and I’m not allowed

Posted by AfternoonDelights22
My condolences for your diagnoses

Posted by brianafay
Yesterday I cried because I really wanted a tuna poke bowl and I’m not allowed

lmao no

I do get misty eyed when I cook for more than one person and there are no leftovers tho

Awwww think of the end result! Hormones are a bitch tho. Have hubby install a punching bag and lightly hit it.

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Posted by brianafay
Yesterday I cried because I really wanted a tuna poke bowl and I’m not allowed

lmao no

I do get misty eyed when I cook for more than one person and there are no leftovers tho click to expand

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Yesterday I cried because I really wanted a tuna poke bowl and I’m not allowed

lmao no

I do get misty eyed when I cook for more than one person and there are no leftovers tho click to expand

Omg worse is when you have leftovers and someone else eats them before you have the chance 😩 I will never forgive them click to expand

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ugh I agree

Awwwh.. congratulations ❤️

You will have a lot of sestive moments.. because you’re pregnant..

Food is the root of most breakdowns imo

Like when people are Hangry

Forget about it

Posted by GC05
That’s a normal thing.

When I was about 4months and I stopped fitting into my tiny shorts

Currently 20 and not pregnant but in its difficulty it should be beautiful 💟

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Posted by GC05
That’s a normal thing.

When I was about 4months and I stopped fitting into my tiny shorts

On your old account you said you didn’t start showing until 5 months... Just reminding you so you can keep your stories straight gurl, I got your back 🤗🤗

You are so weird 🙄

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Posted by GC05
That’s a normal thing.

When I was about 4months and I stopped fitting into my tiny shorts

On your old account you said you didn’t start showing until 5 months... Just reminding you so you can keep your stories straight gurl, I got your back 🤗🤗 click to expand

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omg I see you're still cutting up around here lol How you been?

I'm not preggo but PMS is more than a B*** for me like I just started my period so now the craziness has slowed down and I feel normal again. But the week leading up to my period I'm on the verge of batshit crazy. I drink a lot of tea to try to stay relaxed during that time. Since I'm happy in my relationship with my Aries, I don't have the emotional crying breakdowns anymore thank goodness. However a love song might bring a slight tear to my eye but I can handle that.

I snapped on dude last night because he never likes to take me out while we were out 😂😂😂😅 he claims he has a surprise for me tonight tho..

Two days left of 🎈

I'm usually snappy days before my 🎈

Posted by Cancer Lady
omg I see you're still cutting up around here lol How you been?

I'm not preggo but PMS is more than a B*** for me like I just started my period so now the craziness has slowed down and I feel normal again. But the week leading up to my period I'm on the verge of batshit crazy. I drink a lot of tea to try to stay relaxed during that time. Since I'm happy in my relationship with my Aries, I don't have the emotional crying breakdowns anymore thank goodness. However a love song might bring a slight tear to my eye but I can handle that.

I’m good! I’m in a long term romantic relationship now and I quit sex work!!

Periods make me emotional too, and jealous/possessive of my lover. It’s sorta sad and I feel bad for him 😢

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You are so weird 🙄

Just have a good memory ‘cause my dxp friends and I still make fun of the things you said to this day 🥂

You are such a creep.

Literally all you do is lay around in bed and jack off cause you get so bored with your life. (You literally made a thread about it)

My advice to you is get a hobby, get a job, go back to schoo, have children, be happy, and lose the fixation of me. I know it’s hard for you being a Scorpio, but it’s time.

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If all else fails you can always wear this bri

Omg pettiest shit I’ve read in some time 😂 thank you I think I feel better though I don’t think it was your intention

Posted by AfternoonDelights22
If all else fails you can always wear this bri

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Posted by Cancer Lady
omg I see you're still cutting up around here lol How you been?

I'm not preggo but PMS is more than a B*** for me like I just started my period so now the craziness has slowed down and I feel normal again. But the week leading up to my period I'm on the verge of batshit crazy. I drink a lot of tea to try to stay relaxed during that time. Since I'm happy in my relationship with my Aries, I don't have the emotional crying breakdowns anymore thank goodness. However a love song might bring a slight tear to my eye but I can handle that.

Gurl I didn’t know you were still around here!!
I’m good! I’m in a long term romantic relationship now and I quit sex work!!

Periods make me emotional too, and jealous/possessive of my lover. It’s sorta sad and I feel bad for him 😢 click to expand

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I just popped back up yesterday so it hasn't been long.

Yay so proud of you!! PM me your e-mail and we'll catch up later.

Congrats!

❤️

You get a huge fucking pass!! Enjoy being totally bitchy with zero consequences lol, the upside.

Posted by HoovesofTopaz
One time I started crying in the grocery store because my husband was on a business call the whole time we were shopping. I felt neglected lmfaooo

I went to bed early the other night and didn’t talk to him for like 18 hours because of the same thing

Told him “I’m sick of him paying more attention to his phone than me” 😂 god I hate myself right now

Posted by LadyNeptune
You get a huge fucking pass!! Enjoy being totally bitchy with zero consequences lol, the upside.

Congratulations!

Those hormones are ridiculous though. 😂😂

Don’t worry though. People understand. 😬😁

who knew a hormone thread would be so dramatic to read

Posted by GC05
And what exactly makes you think I’m not a stripper—

Posted by Cancer Lady
I just popped back up yesterday so it hasn't been long.
Yay so proud of you!! PM me your e-mail and we'll catch up later.

When I was pregnant with my Pisces daughter I was angry, short tempered. Add to that the fact that late in pregnancy I developed a throbbing varicose vien in my inner right thigh. Only an ace leg wrap would relieve the pain. Couple that with the fact that on the same right side the right side of my coochie was swollen like a grapefruit. In my mind, I imagined her bare skull grinding against some type of coochie bone. 'Cause that's how it felt.

I was so easily pissed. I threatened to throw a homeless guy into oncoming traffic. Let me explain... I was waiting on a bus. As I leaned forward to look down the street, he kept saying "you better not touch my bag." His raggedy old bag. And, he kept repeating this 'til I got fed up and responded...

"No body wants your old ragged mutherfucking bag. You need to shaddup because if I were dirty, I would toss you and your bag into traffic and no one would know by how close you're sitting on the curb. And, you and I both know no one would care. So shut TF up."

With my Taurus son, I was loving, affection and doting which looked ridiculous because I was caring 10 lb baby on what was previously a 105 lb. 5'2 frame.... humpty dumpty. So, imagine me reaching around my belly giving my husband massages.

My Pisces greated me the first day of her life scowling and cutting her eyes with a finger in her mouth as if to say "bitch, you finally woke up."

My Taurus son greated me on the first day of his life, finger in mouth, with the most adoring eyes, calm, peaceful, and loving, as if to say, "oh, the goddess has woken. Yes, my love."

Posted by Jade_Alexander
Some pregnancies are harder then others. The inbetween phase sucks.

I had lost a ton of weight then got pregnant. I gained 15lbs the first three months even though I couldn’t eat from morning sickness. I just kept getting fatter and fatter and fatter....

Soon you’ll pop and the belly is fun to dress. I personally love my pregnant body and kinda miss it.

I had just gotten back to my normal size and felt good and even though I haven’t gained any weight yet I am starting to pop and it’s just that awkward not cute stage so I just feel fat

I can’t wait until it looks like an actual pregnant belly and not s beer gut 😂 I think I will find it cute too

Posted by AfternoonDelights22
who knew a hormone thread would be so dramatic to read

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Posted by GC05
You are so weird 🙄

Just have a good memory ‘cause my dxp friends and I still make fun of the things you said to this day 🥂

You are such a creep.
Literally all you do is lay around in bed and jack off cause you get so bored with your life. (You literally made a thread about it)
My advice to you is get a hobby, get a job, go back to schoo, have children, be happy, and lose the fixation of me. I know it’s hard for you being a Scorpio, but it’s time.

I’ll stop when you stop lying to my friends on here about what you do for a living and other deets about “your life” 🤷🏻‍♀️ That’s why you deleted your old accounts right? Because of the contradicting posts you made? click to expandclick to expand

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i missed the drama.

is that a peace sign.

being a woman it's always hormonal...

Posted by Impulsv

i should smoke. at least moderation lol

I can't wait til you get to the "GET THE FUCK OUTTA ME" stage. 😆

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Posted by GC05
That’s a normal thing.

When I was about 4months and I stopped fitting into my tiny shorts

On your old account you said you didn’t start showing until 5 months... Just reminding you so you can keep your stories straight gurl, I got your back 🤗🤗 click to expand

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Perhaps she put on weight everywhere, then the bump came a month later?

Posted by Unwording
My (Scorp) sister, who is 2 months pregnant, called me at work to rant about how inconsiderate her (Cap) husband is because he bought the wrong brand of "NY Deli style " Half Sour Pickles, cause pickles are serious business apparently.

I had to keep it short, so:
Me: "What a dick! Put him on the phone!!"
Him: "Yeah?"
Me: "Imma pray for you, bro. Stay strong."

It's still funny...when I'm not being dragged into it. lol

Y’all I’m feeling crazy af today

I've got some chocolate

So here I am today sitting on the couch bawling because my quesadillas stuck to the pan

And I know it’s ridiculous even but I just can’t stop crying cause I’m so tired and I don’t want to clean the pan now it’s going to be a nightmare

I think I’ll just throw it away

Fuck that pan