MissScruffs
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Posted by Pesto101
Microwang threads and their 100+ replies within the hour. Smh.
It's like a micro-vacation from thinking about all of the other terrible shit in the world.
Posted by Black-Mamba
Can we ask what DXP users Penis size is. Just for curiousity sake. I am curious like do women overestimate/nderestimate mens size.
take a ruler out guys let us know
except for @Godz, just stfu you fuking idiot, i don't even want to hear a response about my question
Make a "guess the DXPer penis size" thread.
Posted by Sith_RogenPosted by MissScruffsPosted by Sith_Rogen
Is 6x5.5 a micro?
No.
That's perfect.
Well I'm SOLclick to expand
A few inches above that is good too.
Just no elephant penis like most women like to pretend they require. To be fair, it does depend on the woman's size as well. But we all will agree it really is unbearably painful when it hits our cervix.
Posted by brianafay
Micro penises
I’m sure this topic has come up before cause some of y’all live seriously questionable lives...But now I’ve actually known someone to encounter one irl so I’m curious
What would you do if you were seeing someone for a couple months, he was literally your dream guy, checked off all your list, good looking, successful, etc but one night he tells you he has a micro penis- shows you - and it’s even smaller than you could have ever imagined ?? He assures you he makes up for it in other ways and you will be completely satisfied.
Do you give it a shot ? Do you ghost him? Or are you honest about it ?
This actually happened to me. everything you described. I was seeing him for 1 year.... except he didn't tell me. He turned the lights out and thought I wouldn't notice. I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and nearly cried. I realised then why he seemed too good to be true. In his early 40's no kids. super successful. not a hoe. Because his penis was small and on top of that he was lazy in bed. he didn't even make up for his lack in other areas. I remember leaving his house and my best friend called me to ask how it went after making him wait for 7 WHOLE MONTHS!!! I cried and my best friend laughed and said this is why you can't wait that long "now you love a man whose penis is small".
I thought about it and I ended up NOT dumping him. We settled into a normal relationship without much sex though. I then realised he had erectile dysfunction teamed with low sex drive and he wouldn't even discuss it, wouldn't let me look at his penis either.. never saw it once in a whole year. The whole situation made me feel like my normal healthy sex drive was abnormal & rampant. In the space of 12 months we only had sex 4 times. We were long distance which made it possible for him to hide it for so long and I became attached to him without sex. In the end we broke up not because of his penis though, I was always sexually frustrated when I look back on our relationship and I cannot believe my super sexual scorpio libido self nearly settled for someone who could not satisfy me sexually and was too egotistical to even address it. I thought I was going to marry him and I loved him so much even in spite of his penis issues. I doubt he will ever meet a woman of my calibre again who looks like me and wasn't shallow enough to dash him to the curb the moment I found out. Oh well... I've moved on and bad sex and small penises are no longer my issues..lol
sorry we were together 12 months... 7 months in I found out he had a micro
I heard there are more and more of these.
If you're bi, just pretend he's a girl with a deep voice
Ok, but on a serious note, only really bad people have tiny dicks or huge ugly possums. It's a form of physical justice for being a POS. That's why I don't feel bad for people with genital size defects.
Ok, but on a serious note, only really bad people have tiny dicks or huge ugly possums. It's a form of physical justice for being a POS. That's why I don't feel bad for people with genital size defects.
I've been with 2 guys with micro pens..... we only got naked once..... first time I was really young in college and he was only the 2nd guy I had sex with but I almost busted out laughing when I saw it..... 2nd time was such a shocker cause dude was a 6'4 puerto rican who had been married and had a kid and talked a good game and I thought I was being punked. 1st guy I hated for other reasons 2nd guy I really enjoyed talking to but he had issues and going thru a divorce so it was easy to ghost him.
I can deal with avg or bigger but micro pens.... I hope I never see another one again.
I can deal with avg or bigger but micro pens.... I hope I never see another one again.
It's not a deal breaker.
I'm not an oral gal, and I've never achieved orgasm from penetration, so I'm screwed either way. But still, there's something intimate about penetration. Unfortunately if my dream guy had a micro, he wouldn't be my dream guy. I'd want to consummate our feelings through intercourse.
I have been with two guys who had a micro. They were only flings.
I have been with two guys who had a micro. They were only flings.
true story
I just had to update
I found out today she kept seeing him
And they are pregnant
I found out today she kept seeing him
And they are pregnant
She got pregnant by a micro
😅
😅
Posted by ArinoaquaPosted by brianafay
She got pregnant by a micro
😅
Damn that was fast...5 months and pregnantclick to expand
I know right
Hope shrimp dick works out...she’s already a single mom to a special needs boy
I’m over here like who lets some dude they’ve known less than 6 months raw dog?
Do they even make condoms that size?
Why isn’t she on birth control herself?
So many questions
Do they even make condoms that size?
Why isn’t she on birth control herself?
So many questions
Posted by brianafay
I just had to update
I found out today she kept seeing him
And they are pregnant
Is he rich?
Posted by _DazedPosted by brianafay
I just had to update
I found out today she kept seeing him
And they are pregnant
Is he rich?click to expand
Comes from a decently wealthy family apparently but I don’t think it’s anything crazy
Posted by brianafayPosted by _DazedPosted by brianafay
I just had to update
I found out today she kept seeing him
And they are pregnant
Is he rich?
Comes from a decently wealthy family apparently but I don’t think it’s anything crazyclick to expand
What his mouth do?
Posted by brianafay
I’m over here like who lets some dude they’ve known less than 6 months raw dog?
Do they even make condoms that size?
Why isn’t she on birth control herself?
So many questions
Lol they don’t make condoms that size so that’s why he gets to go in raw with prolly whoever he sleeps with thus him knocking women up 😂
Thats a tough one.
Posted by capinccPosted by RomzzPosted by brianafay
I’m over here like who lets some dude they’ve known less than 6 months raw dog?
Do they even make condoms that size?
Why isn’t she on birth control herself?
So many questions
Lol they don’t make condoms that size so that’s why he gets to go in raw with prolly whoever he sleeps with thus him knocking women up 😂
How many micros can you fit in your mouth?click to expand
Cross the border and we’ll find out
👏
That would suck. Mostly everything but the micro peen, but what if he had a dick so big it touched the toilet water every day? Like what if his turd was literally a flotation device for his peen every morning? Would you still suck it? Probably.
I found this..!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/13234888/penis-size-determines-salary-bank-balance-willy-micro/?utm_medium=browser_notifications&utm_source=pushly
Can you imagine carrying out this study!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/13234888/penis-size-determines-salary-bank-balance-willy-micro/?utm_medium=browser_notifications&utm_source=pushly
Can you imagine carrying out this study!!
Posted by PhoenixStormPosted by Soul
That would suck. Mostly everything but the micro peen, but what if he had a dick so big it touched the toilet water every day? Like what if his turd was literally a flotation device for his peen every morning? Would you still suck it? Probably.
Now you’re just being dramatic. They don’t really make them that big. Lol 🧐click to expand
Have you ever woke up fully erect and had to take a shit? Probably not, but I love the effort 😆
Posted by capinccPosted by RomzzPosted by capinccPosted by RomzzPosted by brianafay
I’m over here like who lets some dude they’ve known less than 6 months raw dog?
Do they even make condoms that size?
Why isn’t she on birth control herself?
So many questions
Lol they don’t make condoms that size so that’s why he gets to go in raw with prolly whoever he sleeps with thus him knocking women up 😂
How many micros can you fit in your mouth?
Cross the border and we’ll find out
👏
Should I bring the cars or the trucks?
https://lasertimepodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/micro-machines-silent_bob-img_6102-big.jpg
Whatever you can fit in your pockets 😒
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No.
That's perfect.