Period talk

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Posted by brianafay
Posted by Dread_Pirate_Phanta

Pulling out a dry tampon is one of the circles of hell.

My shit has been so bipolar. One minute I’m bleeding through a super in like literally less than an hour and then 3 hours later it’s so dry I feel like I’m gonna pass out trying to pull it out
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Try sneezing it out in the shower then waffle stomp the canned peaches down the drain
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Posted by brianafay

Where’s the worst place you’ve started your period ?

on a date, riding my bike, in the middle of summer. i was wearing all white. my bike seat was white. i stood up to pedal & felt that knowing GUSSSHHHHHH. it came dribbling down my leg.

the seat of my shorts, & bike, looked like a massacre.
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I wonder if that will ever not be embarrassing

Did you get a second date ?
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Stop being a terf

Had to google

🖕🏻

I feel like those types probably don’t wear anything and just bleed everywhere and say shit like “this is how nature intended it” and bitch about how they’re not going to be shamed by a patriarchal society for having a period

They make "art" with it.

you ever hear about the clot cult? lesbian “vampires” that suck vag blood out pre coitus?
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Yooooooo 😩
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Posted by _mudra_

Once a month, for an entire week all I want is Ceasar salad with a particular brand of dressing. Have to soak the romain in cold water for ultimate crispness. After that craving is done, here comes the boogity boogity blood. I think blood is fascinating but not this stale, quagulated sht. I mean have you ever heard clumps of your uterous plopping in the toilet like a turd?

I'm fine with tampons. I use vajayjay wipes every tampon change to freshen up.

Which wipes do you use?

I’ve heard a few people say SE products give you infections

I still haven’t tried Honey Pot products and I’ve known about them for a couple years now
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Can we talk about how the ovaries must be Gemini. Cause one month its very little cramping or pain. The next month the evil twin ovary is trying to repeatedly stab me.

My periods were very regular and not much pain but after pregnancy they’ve been hellish.

Can you tell which ovary it is? For me some periods are less painful because I think it’s the left ovary that’s only half there vs the right which brings on horrible cramps.

Nothing as bad as when my ovarian cyst twisted. I thought I was gonna die. 😅
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No idea which one.

But it alternates like clockwork.

Virtually no pain to cramps, bloating, all the works.

I've noticed diet and exercise levels play a part to a certain degree. But there's always that alternating month thats worse.
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Ever go to pull a tampon out and it feels like it’s literally attached to your insides ?

Wtf over

Ugh yes. Also I get my period almost every 2 weeks now 😢

I think this is the beginning of perimenopause or whatever it's called. I was looking it up and I have like 5 out of 10 symptoms.

Do any of you ladies have experience with this? I'll get it, and it can last for 2 days, or sometimes 2 weeks. The longest I've gone in the past 8 months is 18 days without getting it. And there was a few times before that of not getting it all, and not being sexually active.
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My mom just went through this and yes she was told it was premenopause ...she just turned 50
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Posted by HippeeGem
Posted by brianafay

Ever go to pull a tampon out and it feels like it’s literally attached to your insides ?

Wtf over

Ugh yes. Also I get my period almost every 2 weeks now 😢

I think this is the beginning of perimenopause or whatever it's called. I was looking it up and I have like 5 out of 10 symptoms.

Do any of you ladies have experience with this? I'll get it, and it can last for 2 days, or sometimes 2 weeks. The longest I've gone in the past 8 months is 18 days without getting it. And there was a few times before that of not getting it all, and not being sexually active.

My mom just went through this and yes she was told it was premenopause ...she just turned 50

Your mom is only 4 years older than me. *grunts oldly*
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Lol she was a teen mom

It’s upsetting to a lot of people 😅
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Posted by HippeeGem
Posted by brianafay
Posted by HippeeGem
Posted by brianafay

Ever go to pull a tampon out and it feels like it’s literally attached to your insides ?

Wtf over

Ugh yes. Also I get my period almost every 2 weeks now 😢

I think this is the beginning of perimenopause or whatever it's called. I was looking it up and I have like 5 out of 10 symptoms.

Do any of you ladies have experience with this? I'll get it, and it can last for 2 days, or sometimes 2 weeks. The longest I've gone in the past 8 months is 18 days without getting it. And there was a few times before that of not getting it all, and not being sexually active.

My mom just went through this and yes she was told it was premenopause ...she just turned 50

I'm in my early 40's 😫

Like menopause isn't enough? There has to be a pre-menopause period too? Wth is up with that, haha.

I'm trying to look on the bright side here though. I know i don't want to have any more children, so at least it would be probably hella hard for me to get pregnant. Lol.

So was your Mom able to start taking anything or grt dome form of treatment for it? I'm really hoping an IUD will help control it. I don't want to go on the pill. I always forget to take it, lol.

And from what I've read an IUD works best for heavy bleeding. I used to be like a clock. Always got it every 28 days. I could even predict around what time of the day I would get it. Now it's just totally out of whack and all ovee the place.
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She did topical hormones I think - I will ask her if she’s still doing them

Mostly she’s had terrible PMS symptoms and hot flashes