@GemiMay
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This tongue 👅 😂😂😂
Posted by GemiMayOnce LN posted the ‘men replacement’ toy…
I just saw one that will probably send a clit flying!
It’s hysterical how they THINK any living thing can do THAT? 🤦♀️😂😂😂😂
And the NOISE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤕
It looks lethal🤣😂
Did you order one?
Lol
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by GemiMayOnce LN posted the ‘men replacement’ toy…
I just saw one that will probably send a clit flying!
It’s hysterical how they THINK any living thing can do THAT? 🤦♀️😂😂😂😂
And the NOISE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤕
It looks lethal🤣😂
Did you order one?
Lol
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😂😂😂😂😂
I am pretty sure it’ll bleed and be gone!
WHO MAKES THIS SHIT—
No!
WHO IS ORDERING THIS SHIT? 😂😂😂😂😂
I would order for scratching his back or something…with longer handle it could be a good SELF back scratcher! 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by alexscariesThere was one in the UK called the Squeal it was a wheel of tongues.
I hope it had adjustable speed because drunk single woman could wake up in a pool of blood thinking she was deflowered at 45! 🤦♀️😂🤕
Nope it was never suggested as a replacement toy. It was a suggestion for you to experience cunnilingus at least once before you die since your man is selfish in bed and won't go down on you. The small cute nature of the toy is to not enrage his fragile male ego.
Posted by GemiMayPosted by alexscariesThere was one in the UK called the Squeal it was a wheel of tongues.
I hope it had adjustable speed because drunk single woman could wake up in a pool of blood thinking she was deflowered at 45! 🤦♀️😂🤕
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What a way to go 😱
Posted by LadyNeptuneNope it was never suggested as a replacement toy. It was a suggestion for you to experience cunnilingus at least once before you die since your man is selfish in bed and won't go down on you. The small cute nature of the toy is to not enrage his fragile male ego.
YOU totally misread my post and made whole big deal about it HOWEVER - YOU was the one who KNEW about toys because apparently you’ve been USING toys in addition to a man with weak hands and I will assume thin legs and whatever is that could grow on that poor body…🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t even tagged your full name and HERE YOU ARE trying to prove your weak flimsy point…
Most likely going to run and hide because lately all you do is spit and hide. You’ve lost your balls!
And I don’t mean Gems balls that you carry in your purse. I meant your own. Because his aren’t functional in your presence. So you need toys! For demo ‘what to do’ in bed with your Lady Boss. 🤔
@LadyNeptune darling…had your cougarish mother had pleasure from sex only at the end of her life BEFORE her boy toy dumped her reconstructed ass…OR she had it when she was younger as well?
Just checking.
Posted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneNope it was never suggested as a replacement toy. It was a suggestion for you to experience cunnilingus at least once before you die since your man is selfish in bed and won't go down on you. The small cute nature of the toy is to not enrage his fragile male ego.
YOU totally misread my post and made whole big deal about it HOWEVER - YOU was the one who KNEW about toys because apparently you’ve been USING toys in addition to a man with weak hands and I will assume thin legs and whatever is that could grow on that poor body…🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t even tagged your full name and HERE YOU ARE trying to prove your weak flimsy point…
Most likely going to run and hide because lately all you do is spit and hide. You’ve lost your balls!
And I don’t mean Gems balls that you carry in your purse. I meant your own. Because his aren’t functional in your presence. So you need you. For demo ‘what to do’ in bed with your Lady Boss. 🤔
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We love using toys. Its a fun bonding activity for sure! Dicks are great but when you want multiples and he's recovering there's no need for the fun to pause. I imagine between your guys gut mobility issues and popping those blue pills you could definitely benefit from some battery induced Os.
I don't carry a purse nor do I tote around his balls. But I do have some ben wa balls, but that's expert level. Start off with this clit toy first before you level up.
Posted by GemiMay@LadyNeptune darling…had your cougarish mother had pleasure from sex only at the end of her life BEFORE her boy toy dumped her reconstructed ass…OR she had it when she was younger as well?
Just checking.
Lol I always know you are hurting when you try to throw shade at my mom. Your jealousy is very telling.
Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMay@LadyNeptune darling…had your cougarish mother had pleasure from sex only at the end of her life BEFORE her boy toy dumped her reconstructed ass…OR she had it when she was younger as well?
Just checking.
Lol I always know you are hurting when you try to throw shade at my mom. Your jealousy is very telling.
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Hurting? No. I know she had been dumped so why would I be jealous? And I only bring her up when you are finding NOTHING ELSE but my age to shit all over KNOWING that at my age I wouldn’t stand next to your Noodlearms boy with no balls.
Find something else except my age you can shit all over and I will leave your mom to her single life to watch her skin sagging…
Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneNope it was never suggested as a replacement toy. It was a suggestion for you to experience cunnilingus at least once before you die since your man is selfish in bed and won't go down on you. The small cute nature of the toy is to not enrage his fragile male ego.
YOU totally misread my post and made whole big deal about it HOWEVER - YOU was the one who KNEW about toys because apparently you’ve been USING toys in addition to a man with weak hands and I will assume thin legs and whatever is that could grow on that poor body…🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t even tagged your full name and HERE YOU ARE trying to prove your weak flimsy point…
Most likely going to run and hide because lately all you do is spit and hide. You’ve lost your balls!
And I don’t mean Gems balls that you carry in your purse. I meant your own. Because his aren’t functional in your presence. So you need you. For demo ‘what to do’ in bed with your Lady Boss. 🤔
We love using toys. Its a fun bonding activity for sure! Dicks are great but when you want multiples and he's recovering there's no need for the fun to pause. I imagine between your guys gut mobility issues and popping those blue pills you could definitely benefit from some battery induced Os.
I don't carry a purse nor do I tote around his balls. But I do have some ben wa balls, but that's expert level. Start off with this clit toy first before you level up.
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You can’t go by what your mother told you about sex after 50. Not everybody can’t get it up looking at reconstructed ‘object of desire’ when his only desire is her money.
And about guts - again - you are guessing hoping it’ll stick. It is only sticking into your ass because YOU KNOW that with your ego - you’ll never hear ‘your man is a looker’ - opposite! Right?
I feel for you. It must suck to date that…
And baby…when man has decent dick - even gut doesn’t matter.
It’s when man doesn’t have nice size dick - these thoughts entering your dissatisfied brain.
It’s funny. YOU need toys to be satisfied and you assuming we are using pills?
YOU at your age ‘like’ toys…because maybe try a pill and tell me about it. BecUse I DONT KNOW!
Posted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneNope it was never suggested as a replacement toy. It was a suggestion for you to experience cunnilingus at least once before you die since your man is selfish in bed and won't go down on you. The small cute nature of the toy is to not enrage his fragile male ego.
YOU totally misread my post and made whole big deal about it HOWEVER - YOU was the one who KNEW about toys because apparently you’ve been USING toys in addition to a man with weak hands and I will assume thin legs and whatever is that could grow on that poor body…🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t even tagged your full name and HERE YOU ARE trying to prove your weak flimsy point…
Most likely going to run and hide because lately all you do is spit and hide. You’ve lost your balls!
And I don’t mean Gems balls that you carry in your purse. I meant your own. Because his aren’t functional in your presence. So you need you. For demo ‘what to do’ in bed with your Lady Boss. 🤔
We love using toys. Its a fun bonding activity for sure! Dicks are great but when you want multiples and he's recovering there's no need for the fun to pause. I imagine between your guys gut mobility issues and popping those blue pills you could definitely benefit from some battery induced Os.
I don't carry a purse nor do I tote around his balls. But I do have some ben wa balls, but that's expert level. Start off with this clit toy first before you level up.
You can’t go by what your mother told you about sex after 50. Not everybody can’t get it up looking at reconstructed ‘object of desire’ when his only desire is her money.
And about guts - again - you are guessing hoping it’ll stick. It is only sticking into your ass because YOU KNOW that with your ego - you’ll never hear ‘your man is a looker’ - opposite! Right?
I feel for you. It must suck to date that…
And baby…when man has decent dick - even gut doesn’t matter.
It’s when man doesn’t have nice size dick - these thoughts entering your dissatisfied brain.
It’s funny. YOU need toys to be satisfied and you assuming we are using pills?
YOU at your age ‘like’ toys…because maybe try a pill and tell me about it. BecUse I DONT KNOW!
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That's a whole lot of projection this early in the morning.
I find you incredibly cringe especially reading about how unsatisfied you were with your cap hubby, your scorpio side dick, and now hearing you bitch about how the aries doesn't give you foreplay. This is as much to help you as it is to help all of dxp.
Just buy the clit toy Gem. Maybe some of your bitterness will subside once you feel a tongue for the first time, even tho its artificial it counts. Kinda.
Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneNope it was never suggested as a replacement toy. It was a suggestion for you to experience cunnilingus at least once before you die since your man is selfish in bed and won't go down on you. The small cute nature of the toy is to not enrage his fragile male ego.
YOU totally misread my post and made whole big deal about it HOWEVER - YOU was the one who KNEW about toys because apparently you’ve been USING toys in addition to a man with weak hands and I will assume thin legs and whatever is that could grow on that poor body…🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t even tagged your full name and HERE YOU ARE trying to prove your weak flimsy point…
Most likely going to run and hide because lately all you do is spit and hide. You’ve lost your balls!
And I don’t mean Gems balls that you carry in your purse. I meant your own. Because his aren’t functional in your presence. So you need you. For demo ‘what to do’ in bed with your Lady Boss. 🤔
We love using toys. Its a fun bonding activity for sure! Dicks are great but when you want multiples and he's recovering there's no need for the fun to pause. I imagine between your guys gut mobility issues and popping those blue pills you could definitely benefit from some battery induced Os.
I don't carry a purse nor do I tote around his balls. But I do have some ben wa balls, but that's expert level. Start off with this clit toy first before you level up.
You can’t go by what your mother told you about sex after 50. Not everybody can’t get it up looking at reconstructed ‘object of desire’ when his only desire is her money.
And about guts - again - you are guessing hoping it’ll stick. It is only sticking into your ass because YOU KNOW that with your ego - you’ll never hear ‘your man is a looker’ - opposite! Right?
I feel for you. It must suck to date that…
And baby…when man has decent dick - even gut doesn’t matter.
It’s when man doesn’t have nice size dick - these thoughts entering your dissatisfied brain.
It’s funny. YOU need toys to be satisfied and you assuming we are using pills?
YOU at your age ‘like’ toys…because maybe try a pill and tell me about it. BecUse I DONT KNOW!
That's a whole lot of projection this early in the morning.
I find you incredibly cringe especially reading about how unsatisfied you were with your cap hubby, your scorpio side dick, and now hearing you bitch about how the aries doesn't give you foreplay. This is as much to help you as it is to help all of dxp.
Just buy the clit toy Gem. Maybe some of your bitterness will subside once you feel a tongue for the first time, even tho its artificial it counts. Kinda.
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I said I don’t need foreplay. If you need to be out in a mood I know why! Who can turn on by looking at YOUR object of everyone’s rejection?
For me LOOKING at him is a foreplay all day!
And oral is not a foreplay unless you don’t cum from it. Apparently you don’t from amount of toys you need to get in the mood.
I cum from oral. So how is it foreplay? For me it’s SEX itself. You - I am sorry for your struggle.
Maybe if you took him to the professional barber and made him run a bit and lift few weights and whatever else he is lacking…
But NO! You keep insisting that oral is a foreplay!
And box of toys. And what else? Watching porn together? How much time do you really need of a foreplay to have 4 seconds of dicking?
Don’t teach me what you don’t know. Just do you. Maybe you don’t even need him with all these ‘tools’? Doesn’t seem very pleasant.
And hey! The fact that you even giving my old sex life so much attention IS huge indicator of your jealousy and boredom. You can’t even IMAGINE that people of my age don’t need pills or toys BECAUSE YOU CANT DO WITHOUT!
That’s sad and you picked him…so keep filling up your toolbox. By my age you’ll have a shed on your backyard full of plastic with cords! Guarantee! 😂
Posted by KrabssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneNope it was never suggested as a replacement toy. It was a suggestion for you to experience cunnilingus at least once before you die since your man is selfish in bed and won't go down on you. The small cute nature of the toy is to not enrage his fragile male ego.
YOU totally misread my post and made whole big deal about it HOWEVER - YOU was the one who KNEW about toys because apparently you’ve been USING toys in addition to a man with weak hands and I will assume thin legs and whatever is that could grow on that poor body…🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t even tagged your full name and HERE YOU ARE trying to prove your weak flimsy point…
Most likely going to run and hide because lately all you do is spit and hide. You’ve lost your balls!
And I don’t mean Gems balls that you carry in your purse. I meant your own. Because his aren’t functional in your presence. So you need you. For demo ‘what to do’ in bed with your Lady Boss. 🤔
We love using toys. Its a fun bonding activity for sure! Dicks are great but when you want multiples and he's recovering there's no need for the fun to pause. I imagine between your guys gut mobility issues and popping those blue pills you could definitely benefit from some battery induced Os.
I don't carry a purse nor do I tote around his balls. But I do have some ben wa balls, but that's expert level. Start off with this clit toy first before you level up.
You can’t go by what your mother told you about sex after 50. Not everybody can’t get it up looking at reconstructed ‘object of desire’ when his only desire is her money.
And about guts - again - you are guessing hoping it’ll stick. It is only sticking into your ass because YOU KNOW that with your ego - you’ll never hear ‘your man is a looker’ - opposite! Right?
I feel for you. It must suck to date that…
And baby…when man has decent dick - even gut doesn’t matter.
It’s when man doesn’t have nice size dick - these thoughts entering your dissatisfied brain.
It’s funny. YOU need toys to be satisfied and you assuming we are using pills?
YOU at your age ‘like’ toys…because maybe try a pill and tell me about it. BecUse I DONT KNOW!
That's a whole lot of projection this early in the morning.
I find you incredibly cringe especially reading about how unsatisfied you were with your cap hubby, your scorpio side dick, and now hearing you bitch about how the aries doesn't give you foreplay. This is as much to help you as it is to help all of dxp.
Just buy the clit toy Gem. Maybe some of your bitterness will subside once you feel a tongue for the first time, even tho its artificial it counts. Kinda.
no, she just doesn't need a foreplay. i get that, i'm the same. the foreplay is everything before, the talk, the arguments, light one, the looks, the touch... ok i will go away now! lmao.
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Yep! Somehow this ‘foreplay’ thing is lost on her.
I have FIRE PLAY! 💃 🔥 🕺
Posted by KrabssPosted by GemiMayPosted by KrabssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneNope it was never suggested as a replacement toy. It was a suggestion for you to experience cunnilingus at least once before you die since your man is selfish in bed and won't go down on you. The small cute nature of the toy is to not enrage his fragile male ego.
YOU totally misread my post and made whole big deal about it HOWEVER - YOU was the one who KNEW about toys because apparently you’ve been USING toys in addition to a man with weak hands and I will assume thin legs and whatever is that could grow on that poor body…🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t even tagged your full name and HERE YOU ARE trying to prove your weak flimsy point…
Most likely going to run and hide because lately all you do is spit and hide. You’ve lost your balls!
And I don’t mean Gems balls that you carry in your purse. I meant your own. Because his aren’t functional in your presence. So you need you. For demo ‘what to do’ in bed with your Lady Boss. 🤔
We love using toys. Its a fun bonding activity for sure! Dicks are great but when you want multiples and he's recovering there's no need for the fun to pause. I imagine between your guys gut mobility issues and popping those blue pills you could definitely benefit from some battery induced Os.
I don't carry a purse nor do I tote around his balls. But I do have some ben wa balls, but that's expert level. Start off with this clit toy first before you level up.
You can’t go by what your mother told you about sex after 50. Not everybody can’t get it up looking at reconstructed ‘object of desire’ when his only desire is her money.
And about guts - again - you are guessing hoping it’ll stick. It is only sticking into your ass because YOU KNOW that with your ego - you’ll never hear ‘your man is a looker’ - opposite! Right?
I feel for you. It must suck to date that…
And baby…when man has decent dick - even gut doesn’t matter.
It’s when man doesn’t have nice size dick - these thoughts entering your dissatisfied brain.
It’s funny. YOU need toys to be satisfied and you assuming we are using pills?
YOU at your age ‘like’ toys…because maybe try a pill and tell me about it. BecUse I DONT KNOW!
That's a whole lot of projection this early in the morning.
I find you incredibly cringe especially reading about how unsatisfied you were with your cap hubby, your scorpio side dick, and now hearing you bitch about how the aries doesn't give you foreplay. This is as much to help you as it is to help all of dxp.
Just buy the clit toy Gem. Maybe some of your bitterness will subside once you feel a tongue for the first time, even tho its artificial it counts. Kinda.
no, she just doesn't need a foreplay. i get that, i'm the same. the foreplay is everything before, the talk, the arguments, light one, the looks, the touch... ok i will go away now! lmao.
Yep! Somehow this ‘foreplay’ thing is lost on her.
I have FIRE PLAY! 💃 🔥 🕺
it's diff for diff ppl. i'm too gemini influenced, so the good talk is the best one. tho i can work with other approaches too. lol
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Describe ‘other approaches’ 🤔
Or let me guess…silence…? 😂😂😂
Posted by alexscariesPosted by BumboklaatPosted by LadyNeptuneNope it was never suggested as a replacement toy. It was a suggestion for you to experience cunnilingus at least once before you die since your man is selfish in bed and won't go down on you. The small cute nature of the toy is to not enrage his fragile male ego.
Why would a dude not want to lick a vagin but eat a dead animal in the form of a weiner?
Because the risk of drowning is real.
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I see perspective of having shed full of toys calmed you down significantly…👍
I don’t like sex toys .... all
that nasty plastic
One of my friends used a vibro when she was having sex with her man and he went apeshit lol 😂
Posted by alexscariesPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneNope it was never suggested as a replacement toy. It was a suggestion for you to experience cunnilingus at least once before you die since your man is selfish in bed and won't go down on you. The small cute nature of the toy is to not enrage his fragile male ego.
YOU totally misread my post and made whole big deal about it HOWEVER - YOU was the one who KNEW about toys because apparently you’ve been USING toys in addition to a man with weak hands and I will assume thin legs and whatever is that could grow on that poor body…🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t even tagged your full name and HERE YOU ARE trying to prove your weak flimsy point…
Most likely going to run and hide because lately all you do is spit and hide. You’ve lost your balls!
And I don’t mean Gems balls that you carry in your purse. I meant your own. Because his aren’t functional in your presence. So you need you. For demo ‘what to do’ in bed with your Lady Boss. 🤔
We love using toys. Its a fun bonding activity for sure! Dicks are great but when you want multiples and he's recovering there's no need for the fun to pause. I imagine between your guys gut mobility issues and popping those blue pills you could definitely benefit from some battery induced Os.
I don't carry a purse nor do I tote around his balls. But I do have some ben wa balls, but that's expert level. Start off with this clit toy first before you level up.
I saw a mask with a latex vagina on the front. Don't know 🤔
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Halloween costume ideas, Vulva Vixen. Your superhero name or porn star name? You decide. Either way you can wear pasties for both.
Posted by KrabssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneNope it was never suggested as a replacement toy. It was a suggestion for you to experience cunnilingus at least once before you die since your man is selfish in bed and won't go down on you. The small cute nature of the toy is to not enrage his fragile male ego.
YOU totally misread my post and made whole big deal about it HOWEVER - YOU was the one who KNEW about toys because apparently you’ve been USING toys in addition to a man with weak hands and I will assume thin legs and whatever is that could grow on that poor body…🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t even tagged your full name and HERE YOU ARE trying to prove your weak flimsy point…
Most likely going to run and hide because lately all you do is spit and hide. You’ve lost your balls!
And I don’t mean Gems balls that you carry in your purse. I meant your own. Because his aren’t functional in your presence. So you need you. For demo ‘what to do’ in bed with your Lady Boss. 🤔
We love using toys. Its a fun bonding activity for sure! Dicks are great but when you want multiples and he's recovering there's no need for the fun to pause. I imagine between your guys gut mobility issues and popping those blue pills you could definitely benefit from some battery induced Os.
I don't carry a purse nor do I tote around his balls. But I do have some ben wa balls, but that's expert level. Start off with this clit toy first before you level up.
You can’t go by what your mother told you about sex after 50. Not everybody can’t get it up looking at reconstructed ‘object of desire’ when his only desire is her money.
And about guts - again - you are guessing hoping it’ll stick. It is only sticking into your ass because YOU KNOW that with your ego - you’ll never hear ‘your man is a looker’ - opposite! Right?
I feel for you. It must suck to date that…
And baby…when man has decent dick - even gut doesn’t matter.
It’s when man doesn’t have nice size dick - these thoughts entering your dissatisfied brain.
It’s funny. YOU need toys to be satisfied and you assuming we are using pills?
YOU at your age ‘like’ toys…because maybe try a pill and tell me about it. BecUse I DONT KNOW!
That's a whole lot of projection this early in the morning.
I find you incredibly cringe especially reading about how unsatisfied you were with your cap hubby, your scorpio side dick, and now hearing you bitch about how the aries doesn't give you foreplay. This is as much to help you as it is to help all of dxp.
Just buy the clit toy Gem. Maybe some of your bitterness will subside once you feel a tongue for the first time, even tho its artificial it counts. Kinda.
no, she just doesn't need a foreplay. i get that, i'm the same. the foreplay is everything before, the talk, the arguments, light one, the looks, the touch... ok i will go away now! lmao.
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Touch is foreplay
Posted by alexscariesPosted by MyStarsShineI don’t like sex toys .... all
that nasty plastic
One of my friends used a vibro when she was having sex with her man and he went apeshit lol 😂
He buzzed off and so did she.
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He was well buzzed off 😂🤣
Posted by alexscariesPosted by GemiMayPosted by alexscariesPosted by BumboklaatPosted by LadyNeptuneNope it was never suggested as a replacement toy. It was a suggestion for you to experience cunnilingus at least once before you die since your man is selfish in bed and won't go down on you. The small cute nature of the toy is to not enrage his fragile male ego.
Why would a dude not want to lick a vagin but eat a dead animal in the form of a weiner?
Because the risk of drowning is real.
I see perspective of having shed full of toys calmed you down significantly…👍
Is that Gemini sarcasm?
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I don’t know what you talking about 🤔💅
YESSSS! It is 🙄
Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by KrabssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneNope it was never suggested as a replacement toy. It was a suggestion for you to experience cunnilingus at least once before you die since your man is selfish in bed and won't go down on you. The small cute nature of the toy is to not enrage his fragile male ego.
YOU totally misread my post and made whole big deal about it HOWEVER - YOU was the one who KNEW about toys because apparently you’ve been USING toys in addition to a man with weak hands and I will assume thin legs and whatever is that could grow on that poor body…🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t even tagged your full name and HERE YOU ARE trying to prove your weak flimsy point…
Most likely going to run and hide because lately all you do is spit and hide. You’ve lost your balls!
And I don’t mean Gems balls that you carry in your purse. I meant your own. Because his aren’t functional in your presence. So you need you. For demo ‘what to do’ in bed with your Lady Boss. 🤔
We love using toys. Its a fun bonding activity for sure! Dicks are great but when you want multiples and he's recovering there's no need for the fun to pause. I imagine between your guys gut mobility issues and popping those blue pills you could definitely benefit from some battery induced Os.
I don't carry a purse nor do I tote around his balls. But I do have some ben wa balls, but that's expert level. Start off with this clit toy first before you level up.
You can’t go by what your mother told you about sex after 50. Not everybody can’t get it up looking at reconstructed ‘object of desire’ when his only desire is her money.
And about guts - again - you are guessing hoping it’ll stick. It is only sticking into your ass because YOU KNOW that with your ego - you’ll never hear ‘your man is a looker’ - opposite! Right?
I feel for you. It must suck to date that…
And baby…when man has decent dick - even gut doesn’t matter.
It’s when man doesn’t have nice size dick - these thoughts entering your dissatisfied brain.
It’s funny. YOU need toys to be satisfied and you assuming we are using pills?
YOU at your age ‘like’ toys…because maybe try a pill and tell me about it. BecUse I DONT KNOW!
That's a whole lot of projection this early in the morning.
I find you incredibly cringe especially reading about how unsatisfied you were with your cap hubby, your scorpio side dick, and now hearing you bitch about how the aries doesn't give you foreplay. This is as much to help you as it is to help all of dxp.
Just buy the clit toy Gem. Maybe some of your bitterness will subside once you feel a tongue for the first time, even tho its artificial it counts. Kinda.
no, she just doesn't need a foreplay. i get that, i'm the same. the foreplay is everything before, the talk, the arguments, light one, the looks, the touch... ok i will go away now! lmao.
Touch is foreplay
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Touch of a forehead or foreskin?
You silly…
Everything is foreplay to you. LOSE THE TOYS!
Posted by alexscariesPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by KrabssPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptunePosted by GemiMayPosted by LadyNeptuneNope it was never suggested as a replacement toy. It was a suggestion for you to experience cunnilingus at least once before you die since your man is selfish in bed and won't go down on you. The small cute nature of the toy is to not enrage his fragile male ego.
YOU totally misread my post and made whole big deal about it HOWEVER - YOU was the one who KNEW about toys because apparently you’ve been USING toys in addition to a man with weak hands and I will assume thin legs and whatever is that could grow on that poor body…🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t even tagged your full name and HERE YOU ARE trying to prove your weak flimsy point…
Most likely going to run and hide because lately all you do is spit and hide. You’ve lost your balls!
And I don’t mean Gems balls that you carry in your purse. I meant your own. Because his aren’t functional in your presence. So you need you. For demo ‘what to do’ in bed with your Lady Boss. 🤔
We love using toys. Its a fun bonding activity for sure! Dicks are great but when you want multiples and he's recovering there's no need for the fun to pause. I imagine between your guys gut mobility issues and popping those blue pills you could definitely benefit from some battery induced Os.
I don't carry a purse nor do I tote around his balls. But I do have some ben wa balls, but that's expert level. Start off with this clit toy first before you level up.
You can’t go by what your mother told you about sex after 50. Not everybody can’t get it up looking at reconstructed ‘object of desire’ when his only desire is her money.
And about guts - again - you are guessing hoping it’ll stick. It is only sticking into your ass because YOU KNOW that with your ego - you’ll never hear ‘your man is a looker’ - opposite! Right?
I feel for you. It must suck to date that…
And baby…when man has decent dick - even gut doesn’t matter.
It’s when man doesn’t have nice size dick - these thoughts entering your dissatisfied brain.
It’s funny. YOU need toys to be satisfied and you assuming we are using pills?
YOU at your age ‘like’ toys…because maybe try a pill and tell me about it. BecUse I DONT KNOW!
That's a whole lot of projection this early in the morning.
I find you incredibly cringe especially reading about how unsatisfied you were with your cap hubby, your scorpio side dick, and now hearing you bitch about how the aries doesn't give you foreplay. This is as much to help you as it is to help all of dxp.
Just buy the clit toy Gem. Maybe some of your bitterness will subside once you feel a tongue for the first time, even tho its artificial it counts. Kinda.
no, she just doesn't need a foreplay. i get that, i'm the same. the foreplay is everything before, the talk, the arguments, light one, the looks, the touch... ok i will go away now! lmao.
Touch is foreplay
Foreplay starts way earlier. A couple of dirty text messages when you're both at work.
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Exactly!
When she is sizing you trough your pants - it’s a borderline FUCKING!!! Sort of…🤣
Foreplay starts with the mind
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by alexscariesPosted by MyStarsShineI don’t like sex toys .... all
that nasty plastic
One of my friends used a vibro when she was having sex with her man and he went apeshit lol 😂
He buzzed off and so did she.
He was well buzzed off 😂🤣
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Toys are clearly for single people OR unable to get up…
OTHERWISE what ‘varieties’ do you need to achieve that you CANT with a dick so you need toolbox? Unless he can’t reach anywhere…there…screw-driver 🤣🤣🤣stick it!
Specially correct if woman is dominant! 😂😂😂
Posted by alexscariesPosted by MyStarsShinePosted by alexscariesPosted by MyStarsShineI don’t like sex toys .... all
that nasty plastic
One of my friends used a vibro when she was having sex with her man and he went apeshit lol 😂
He buzzed off and so did she.
He was well buzzed off 😂🤣
Must have been bad vibes, man.
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Well buzzed gives out bad vibes…THERE is…VIBRATOR!!! Well buzz - good vibes!!!
Note 📝: don’t fuck drunks
Posted by MyStarsShineForeplay starts with the mind
That’s why appearance matters…(I know I am shallow…🙄)
Posted by MyStarsShineI don’t like sex toys .... all
that nasty plastic
One of my friends used a vibro when she was having sex with her man and he went apeshit lol 😂
I think able men looking at toys as if their D not enough…and I agree. If he pulled out blow up doll from the closet - 😂😂😂🤣🤦♀️
I also feel the same about viagra. I know it’s not the same as toy but we - old people - used to natural stuff. I’ve read that younger men using it more and more. Sad. Or maybe not.
I think it’s definitely better than nothing but I just KNOW that this stubborn ass will prefer to tape it to the stick than take pill…😂😂😂😂😂jk…or am I?
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Once LN posted the ‘men replacement’ toy…
I just saw one that will probably send a clit flying!
It’s hysterical how they THINK any living thing can do THAT? 🤦♀️😂😂😂😂
https://fb.watch/dpOO6sW6zI/
And the NOISE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤕