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Posted by MissKrabsIt's out of my control and i'm not aware of it.
Lol, at what point do you become aware?
Posted by UndinePosted by MissKrabsIt's out of my control and i'm not aware of it.
Lol, at what point do you become aware?
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When you notice yourself licking your lips at the same time.
I have never in my life looked at a crotch, unless it was asking for it!
I am 5"1 and look lower by default when walking around as I don't like to make eye contact when going about my business so sometimes they appear to look there and then I am like "ew"
Posted by _DazedPosted by UndinePosted by MissKrabsIt's out of my control and i'm not aware of it.
Lol, at what point do you become aware?
When you notice yourself licking your lips at the same time.
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Or bursting with laughter...?
Posted by MissKrabsPosted by UndinePosted by MissKrabsIt's out of my control and i'm not aware of it.
Lol, at what point do you become aware?
When their so start yelling at me for disrespecting their guy.
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Yeah, and I tell my husband baggy pants only... no white jeans as the color white brings attention to the crotch...
Yet, I stay on the look out for guys pertruding crotch wearing white, tight, jeans.
That's why they call me Sleaz-O.

Yeah, and he is NOT allowed to wear sweatpants...
...but, I be looking for that sweatpants bulge tho... ah yeah...

I confess that I had a look at someone's crotch last week, in the most unexpected circumstances.
I went to a plastic surgeon to remove a mole from my back, behind the left shoulder. The mole looked suspicious, with recent changes.
So I placed myself on the bed on my front, facing lefts. The surgeon approached me.... and his crotch was at the same level as my head, only a few centimeters away.
Practically, the only thing I was seeing was his crotch, lol! It took me several seconds to prevent me from laughing loud....practically I was biting my lips, saying to myself...this is serious....it could be skin cancer...you may die.....STOP THE LAUGHING FFS AND RELAX, LOL!!!!!!
Posted by Phantom_DangusPosted by UndineI confess that I had a look at someone's crotch last week, in the most unexpected circumstances.
I went to a plastic surgeon to remove a mole from my back, behind the left shoulder. The mole looked suspicious, with recent changes.
So I placed myself on the bed on my front, facing lefts. The surgeon approached me.... and his crotch was at the same level as my head, only a few centimeters away.
Practically, the only thing I was seeing was his crotch, lol! It took me several seconds to prevent me from laughing loud....practically I was biting my lips, saying to myself...this is serious....it could be skin cancer...you may die.....STOP THE LAUGHING FFS AND RELAX, LOL!!!!!!
Do you get the giggles in such situations often? 'Cause I do. I got paddled for it before in school. lol!
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I get giggles when I'm nervous as well. I'm the kind of person who would burst laughing in front of a firing squad!!!!
Posted by Black-MambaPosted by VenusAquariusYeah, and he is NOT allowed to wear sweatpants...
...but, I be looking for that sweatpants bulge tho... ah yeah...
yes lort , damn the outline of that peen. Cries
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Mercy
See how disrespectful this is? Wearing revealing provocative pants....

Posted by Phantom_DangusSpecifically, skirts, not red. And he has to wear long johns under the skirts. And if he ever lets his skirt ride up and show his long johns, he gets the belt when we get home.
Lol Wtf?
To see some dick...duh!
I mean it's only fair when y'all stare at my titties
It's tit for tat diiiick!! 😂
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..at our crotches?
Don't think we don't see your eyes wandering down town.