Leave it Up to Virgo: to Save these Hoes, The Simpiest Sign of the Zodiac

Sure all women cheat on Capricorn men except for Pisces (gained this knowledge from @Kitten)..

But what about Virgo?

Your precious Virgo man...

They always say Virgos love a fixer-upper. They always say Virgo loves a project. They say Virgo loves a kink and are lowkey the freakiest fuckin people..

So would it not make sense that this is the sign that will clean up an old raggedy bitch in a second?

A Virgo is every bitch's lord and savior when they need a beta provider.. A Virgo is every bitch's way out of the game. Period.

After a woman hits the wall, or IF.. a man is lucky enough to catch a slut in her prime and get her settle down and marry early, it's GONNA BE a Virgo guy.

These guys just simply don't mind. I think they were literally designed for you bitches to be saved by. It's just plain to see.

Here below is a Virgo Savior:

https://www.instagram.com/richardelamora/?hl=en

Richard De La Mora

Born September 13th, 33 years-old as of 2019..

He is an actual pastor of a church, and the pastor and founder of XXXchurch. (A church where you confess and work to be cleansed of the vial acts of masturbation, and the entrapment of porn addiction. "We help men & women who are struggling with porn break the habit, crush the shame, and acquire a new + healthy view on sex".) VERY Virgo



He married a pornstar..

I don't say ex-pornstar, because once a porn-star, always a porn-star.

If anybody can still get off to your videos to this day, you're still very much active, in my opinion. It's not like being an ex-stripper, or an ex-escort, or ex-prostitute.. Where once you decide nobody can see you strip anymore, or nobody can fuck you anymore, then it's over. Porn on the otherhand, is forever and most porn stars still collect revenue from their movies..





And I mean, MOVIES... I mean, this bitch was in MOVIES..

Like real light's, camera, action type shit.. I'm not talking about the Casting Couch, or Bang Bros, Bus Fucks, or anything low budget or none of that amateur shit. This bitch probably made a few hundred thousand in her lifetime..

And I literally mean her LIFETIME, because this woman made money in the sex industry as soon as 16-years-old. As you can see, this has obviously PROBABLY always been her plan since she was a little girl... Once she figured out that women have pussy power, that can also make money. She probably got her cherry popped at fuckin 13 years-old like most chicks.. 13-15, is when a girl loses her virginity ON AVERAGE. Trust me.





I mean, bitch was in Spartacus MMXII: The Beginning.. Probably never saw it but it looks mad familiar for some reason.

At 16, she stripped topless in Tijuana, Mexico .. Again, OBVIOUSLY because that's where it would be legal for a 16 year-old girl to be naked at the male gaze in a hot musty ass strip club..

Not making shit this up... This is ALL on her Google, Wikipedia.

Her name.. Is Jenna Presley.

Any of you guys in your 30s now probably use to buy her DVDs or wank off to her back in your 20s.. PFFFTAHAHA!

"At age 17 she began receiving treatment for anorexia nervosa, which lasted nearly three years.[8][9] In 2005 she graduated with honors from Hilltop High School and briefly attended Santa Barbara City College.[9] She studied broadcasting and journalism and worked as a telemarketer."

So look, she's not even 18 yet and already taking anti-depressives, dealing with self-criticism, and also has ALWAYS had interest in the entertainment industry.. "Broadcasting and Journalism". Dude... Bitch has been fucking since like 13-14 and it weighed on her self-esteem pretty early on.

"Presley entered the adult film industry in September 2005 when she was 18 years old.[2] Around one month into her porn career she caught gonorrhea.[2] While active in the business, she was credited with performing in over 275 films."

Can you say DIS-GUST-ING? .. Like this ain't no immature ass, "sex is gross" ass bullshit..

This is just flat out over the top and very damaging to the mental and the cervix.. Her kundalini, chakras, and shit is ALL knocked out of place.. and sadly, I just don't think there is a Pastor alive that can fix the spiritual dysfunction of this woman.

Like this Virgo guy can GET THE FUCK out of here.

And out of ALL the hot guys she's fucked, her husband looks like a freakin hushpuppy from Long John Silvers that got eaten around the crust.

Rule of thumb, women are not AROUSED by their beta male providers. I don't think she's attracted to him, let alone aroused.. He lives an attractive life, but he's not ATTRACTIVE to his wife.



Shit like this only goes viral because the media wants to make it okay for men to marry whores.. Any REAL Pastor would not have even hugged this woman, just a handshake.

The media wants Beta Males to set an example to OTHER men (who are naturally forgiving, nurturing, and want to love) - to not follow more alpha male strategies and do what's best for them, keeping the dysfunction of sexual polarity in most 2019 relationships between man and woman.

And that brings me to my next point..

Pastors aren't fucking real. Priests aren't fuckin real..

I think I heard and SEEN evidence of at least FIVE different stories of pastors either - fucking their daughters, fucking the staff, licking pussy on camera (without their knowledge), and just other freaky ass shit that a Pastor got no business doing if that's the type of man he chose to be.

Priests are no better, they are worse.. Don't me get started.. These undercover pedophiles need to die.

Anyways, what this got to do with Virgo?

Well, I just noticed a pattern.. This astrological energy is just more prone to simping..

I don't mean Virgo Sun alone.. You could have Virgo Moon, Venus, Merc, Mars, etc. that could make you prone to the simping shit... Or you could be a Virgo with other energies that don't make you prone to simp behavior.





Keep in mind, I say PRONE.. Because I honestly believe that this energy is PRONE to simping.

I know a Leo guy that wants to marry my ex-bestfriend.. Bitch was a slut when we was kids, bitch was a slut when we grew up, bitch was a slut before she met him.. And I'm pretty sure when we were roommates, I heard another man come into the house while the Leo guy was out of town in Mississippi. I thought he was home, but she told me he never came home and I told her what I heard.. She got suspiciously quiet.

I don't give a fuck what anybody says..

Bitch fucked her Gemini ex while I was in my room and snuck his out back out..

The Leo guy is Merc, Venus, Mars, and Rising in Virgo. The biggest trick she ever dated...

She hit the jackpot with this guy. Dude den bought her expensive ass gifts, such as Yeezy's, etc....... And they have arguments about her not sexing him good enough.

I don't know what she's lacking in the bedroom.. All I know is that if a woman really loves you, respects, and obeys you, your wish is her command and shit - she will be the freakiest nastiest for you.. When a woman loves you and respects you, you receive her BEST. You don't want the beta male provider sex.. Trust me. You want the alpha male sex that that these type of men get. Women fuck two different ways for two different men.

Long story short, I don't think she sucks his dick.

Also my step-dad, who is a Virgo sun - married my mom...

Who already had 2 kids when they met. Me and my big brother.. While I appreciate him "stepping up" and raising us.. I sometimes question was it about all that.. Did he do it for us? Or did he do it out of a scarcity mindset? Or just thinking my mom would be an easy catch, considering not many guys are checking for her once they find out she got 2 kids. My mom was hot. My mom didn't fuck/hoe around either.. Shit just happens. Relationships fail.

They met in 97'. My step-dad knocked her up probably not even a whole year later.. Put a ring on her and the rest of was history.

In my opinion, while my step-dad is a strong guy that can hold his own, totally tough and earthy solid.. That was some BETA ASS SHIT.. And he acts so Beta towards my mom.

And also one brief bonus story... My ex-girlfriend's father (Virgo Sun, Aquarius Moon) ..

Dude's like damn near 80 years-old today.. (My girl was older than me by 3 years) .. Had her when he was like in his 50s, maybe..

He married and took in a ratchet ass black woman and her 3 or maybe 5 fuckin kids, moved this bitch and her SONS into the house with his YOUNGEST DAUGHTER. I don't care about my ex.. Because she's fucked up.. But at least I know and understand why she's fucked up. Her father had no business making her share space with pre-pubescent boys.. They "tried" her a lot and almost forced her into rape quite a few times, even abused her with their aggression at some point..

Her father is an old white man..

I mean, why would an old white man want to deal with a lousy black bitch and her 3-5 fucked up black sons?? Why? When he got a young daughter he trynna raise that is *developing* into a woman?

Because that's just that Virgo simp ass energy. That's that weak ass energy's need to serve and SAVE others.. Because Virgo doesn't aim to heal. They aim to SAVE, and what I learned in this life.. You can't save people.

Saving others don't help them heal and get back on their feet.. It's just basically the saying of ;

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a man a fishing rod, he'll eat every day.

Virgo just gives out fish...

And look at you women of DXP.. With your little Virgo bf's and husbands... Why ALL YA'LL got Virgo guys?? No coincidence to me..

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Tell the truth OP, she was your ex girlfriend, right? Those porn star skills were awesome, huh?

Posted by DonnaLibra

Tell the truth OP, she was your ex girlfriend, right? Those porn star skills were awesome, huh?

You sound RE-DICK.. Ridiculous.

This woman 10 years older than me, I'm only 23 today.

Posted by Skeleton

Man, you went in deep for this.

No shit!!!

All I got to say is September 13th Virgo men are the most hilarious Virgos of them all. I just skimmed thru the op cus sitting here reading all that line by line will literally take me a whole day to read.

I'm dissappointed you could only find one guy as an example...

When I was planning to make a "Are Cancers Snitches?" Thread I had a larger well of cancer snitches..

Posted by Weeds

I'm dissappointed you could only find one guy as an example...

When I was planning to make a "Are Cancers Snitches?" Thread I had a larger well of cancer snitches..

Well, if you really fuckin read it - you would see that I used like 3 other Virgo dudes down the line.. And then, that's just what I could think up on the spot. There's definitely more.. But I can't make these threads TOO long.

Sorry this hurt your little Virgo feelings

My experience with Virgo men was the opposite. The only skin they were invested in saving was their own.

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by Weeds

I'm dissappointed you could only find one guy as an example...

When I was planning to make a "Are Cancers Snitches?" Thread I had a larger well of cancer snitches..

Well, if you really fuckin read it - you would see that I used like 3 other Virgo dudes down the line.. And then, that's just what I could think up on the spot. There's definitely more.. But I can't make these threads TOO long.

Sorry this hurt your little Virgo feelings

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Feelings are for water signs.

Posted by LadyNeptune

My experience with Virgo men was the opposite. The only skin they were invested in saving was their own.

It's always the opposite with you.. You always got the opposite to say AHAHAAAA

At this point you prolly just lying just to lie and say otherwise.

Posted by Weeds

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by Weeds

I'm dissappointed you could only find one guy as an example...

When I was planning to make a "Are Cancers Snitches?" Thread I had a larger well of cancer snitches..

Well, if you really fuckin read it - you would see that I used like 3 other Virgo dudes down the line.. And then, that's just what I could think up on the spot. There's definitely more.. But I can't make these threads TOO long.

Sorry this hurt your little Virgo feelings

Feelings are for water signs.

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Yeah, keep telling yourself that dude. We're all human.

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by LadyNeptune

My experience with Virgo men was the opposite. The only skin they were invested in saving was their own.

It's always the opposite with you.. You always got the opposite to say AHAHAAAA

At this point you prolly just lying just to lie and say otherwise.

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Yes. Anyone who has a different experience than you is a liar. Yup yup

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by LadyNeptune

My experience with Virgo men was the opposite. The only skin they were invested in saving was their own.

It's always the opposite with you.. You always got the opposite to say AHAHAAAA

At this point you prolly just lying just to lie and say otherwise.

Yes. Anyone who has a different experience than you is a liar. Yup yup

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Nope, not "ANYONE".. Just YOU.

I was going to try to read this thread for shïts and giggles but whew the length. Maybe next time.

All I know is my Virgo mans fine and loves me so 🤷🏽‍♀️

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by DonnaLibra

Tell the truth OP, she was your ex girlfriend, right? Those porn star skills were awesome, huh?

You sound RE-DICK.. Ridiculous.

This woman 10 years older than me, I'm only 23 today.

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Ever heard of cougar porn?

Posted by DonnaLibra

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by DonnaLibra

Tell the truth OP, she was your ex girlfriend, right? Those porn star skills were awesome, huh?

You sound RE-DICK.. Ridiculous.

This woman 10 years older than me, I'm only 23 today.

Ever heard of cougar porn?

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Not into it. Bye.

So this stiff moving, Spalding basketball-headed mothafucker - let his girl MAKE HIM WAIT to have sex with him.. He had to wait until they got married..

While she was fuckin every guy within 15 minutes of meeting them, keep in mind she's been in over 275 videos, she made this goofy lookin fella WAIT..

That's just The Game. People that date women should have game, only because WOMEN have game. Women invented game.. Game is the cat and mouse, the dog and pony show.. The mating call. Bitches will PLAY you if you let them.

This is THE GAME because she MADE SURE to lock him down and have him under contract (MaRrAiGe), before he was able to fuck her. She dangled that hotdog-in-a-hallway ass pussy over his poor little shiny globe of a head.. And he was stupid enough to fall for this. I'm not saying he wasn't gonna marry her anyway (because he's totally beta), but any smart guy with just an ounce of "hold up, bitch" in his system, would have not went for that.. Hell, if I was Richard, I would of absolutely made her sit on my dick, if "this" is what she really wants (this = Cars, clothes, shoes, houses).

But Richard doesn't know what "this" is. Richard never really understood WHY this bitch was choosing him. WHY she wants to be with him.. Richard didn't understand (and probably still doesn't) that he's a refugee camp, for a woman who's been nearly fucked to death. Richard wears Yeezys and drives a Mercedes.. I've seen it on a few of their videos together.

Like fuck that the fact that Richard is butt-ugly and an absolute dork, that no woman in the world has probably paid much attention to.. But it's purely and simply the fact that he's a preacher with money. Any preacher in SoCal is doing pretty well for themselves.

She was never attracted to him. She was attracted to his shoes and his car, the fantasy of the life this naive beta could give her.

She locked him down, had his baby, and now if things ever go wrong - she'll be rolling in the dough for the rest of her life. There's no question if she signed a pre-nup and will not be receiving alimony and/or child support.

Jenna Presley is the hottest chick that's EVER talked to Richard De La Mora... EVER. It's not that there weren't ANY women checkin for him (he got money).. It's just that Jenna was the hottest.

Richard De La Mora is the most naive high value beta male that was available TO HER at the time. He was an easy take down.

This is a case of a woman taking advantage of a weak naive man. Simple as that.

Please dont get these women's feelings hurt expecting 2 get saved

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Posted by Emhendo

And look at you women of DXP.. With your little Virgo bf's and husbands... Why ALL YA'LL got Virgo guys?? No coincidence to me..

Conflicting ode to @Romz- she can probably squeeze wearing you like a glove inbetween playing in the mud and being fed grapes by her pygmy virgo.

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Not my fault you have ugly shoes, take it out on your mom....she prolly bought them

I don’t know why people got so much hate for Virgo men...

It’s most likely because their relationships failed or they experienced rejection from a Virgo but that’s just their negative experience.

Virgo men imo don’t settle down easily but they typically are very particular about what they’re looking for, it’s not just anyone....and just because you get emotionally invested in being accepted doesn’t mean someone’s obligated to entertain you because you’re “trying”. One thing Virgo men know how to do well is read someone’s hidden undertones and then evaluate you from afar, typically this means you’re being judged on multiple levels and usually I find that most women flip out at being evaluated....no one likes it.

It’s just something you have to know about them from the jump.

Posted by Neno2

@emhendo

Earth signs=simps

A taurus guy here got engaged to a leo girl after only two months of dating,shes pregnant

The thing is shes known as a cheater,cheated on her bf with her schoolmate,word got out and nobody wanted her,taurus guy is a good guy and has no clue,the whole situation is suspicious,shes in a hurry to marry,the guy is average looking,no cash,lives with his parents

She likes to party,go around,no way she gonna sit home and live a domestic boring life

The guy gonna have huge problems with her...

Yeah. Considering he got nothing going for him, and the fact that this chick is a Leo..

Yeah you are right. He gonna have major problems and she probably cheats all the time. Most dudes can'y handle the Leo chicks.

For a sec I thought Kittens crawled out of the woodwork for round two LOL

I come back to dxp and found this long ass post 😂😂

Wow. The details.

I found this black virgo preacher dude in youtube who talks about virgo men. He is like very self absorbed. So maybe like this Richard guy ~ righteous, high and mighty, egotistical? Just theories.. The only women who can take these types are the broken birds. The preacher would feel it is their divine duty to "system overhaul" them and the other party is grateful 😍 for that

Hoes hoes everywhere.