Quirks (Page 2)

Posted by OP3CRIMSIN
Wait, nevermind. Who would want me after I posted something like my Flag topic 😢

Stop that, this instant. Or I'm going to get out the ball bat.

At least a ball bat stays rigid under normal circumstances 😢

Oh now stop, truly. Less drinky, and since you like being master of all you survey, try seeing if the GF would like a bit of role play. Naughty, wicked woman must be punished. Something along those lines, yes? *brows raised* If she's not adverse to corsets/corsetry treat her to a pretty one and lace her up nice and tight.

Okay I'm done now. Moved through that stage. I can't stand people that milk the pity card and look what I'm doing. Okay I got a problem with my weiner and it may be in my head and physically related. Stuff I'm gonna work on. Gotta move on. Thanks for all the insight guys and gals. It's a pleasure to know that I'm the only one that poked fun at myself through the whole thread. Now how do you close down a thread?

Well I was going to suggest a nice big pan of baked beans with an ensuing fart war..but if you insist, you may delete your own thread. *pointing down* Beside 'flag' ( Suggest Topic Removal ). I'm sure there's another way to do it, but I don't know how.

lol VB I favorited you by the way just now. I guess I conveniently forgot how to work the button after we talked e-crushes then you blew me away with your knowledge of everything sulphur-related and the thought of being on the business end of a strong Dutch oven made my cereal curdle in my stomach.

LOLOLOL It's the little joys at life that keep you smiling, joo know? Heyyy ho, they're free, they're funny and dammit I'm going to laugh! Heifer knows her gas. *puffing up with pride* and..oopsie. Was that you, or me?

It was the dog,..honest *fidgeting*.

VB....you crack me up so much!! your awesome!! 🙂

😄 Thank you, pretty rocking yourself..LOL Chasing me with socks and shoes...nevahhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Hahahaha 😛

LOL!! NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I stand before you the last bastion of hope, my inner hill jack roaring loud and proud. NO SHOES! 😛

Okay, I'd actually wear those. They're fun. 😛 Hahahahaa.

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I'm willing to compromise.....no socks...but you have to wear the shoes 😛

I actually like the shoes too...thought they were fun and cute...same with these...except I don't know if I could do the purple lol

Nah, not the purple. I do like color, but go more sedate with shoes. Classic colors, earth tones. More bang for your buck. Matches what you wear. 🙂 I like these, comfortable with a big of bling. Have something quite similar in black.

It has nothing to with alcohol ... drink to your hearts content, it won't clog up the pipes.

The Endocrine System:

This system controls the body's hormones and includes the pineal, pituitary, thyroid, and adrenal glands, and the ovaries or testes. Alcohol sedates these glands, resulting in under-production of hormones; effects include increased susceptibility to allergies. Alcohol can effect sexual functioning in various ways. In low doses, it lowers inhibitions and may make a person feel sexier; but in higher doses, it can decrease sexual functioning: in men, by decreasing the frequency of erections, decreasing the maintenance of erections, decreasing penile size during erection, and increasing the amount of time between erections, in women by interfering with normal processes of sexual stimulation, and blocking orgasmic response. With chronic and prolonged use of alcohol in men, there is a shrinkage of sex glands and an increase of the "female hormone" estrogen. This produces secondary sexual characteristics, such as enlarged breasts and a decrease in body hair. Prolonged use of alcohol can cause infertility in both men and women.

Michaele P. Dunlap, Psy.D

Nope, not a thing to do with it.

Nope, not at all ...... you can drink to your hearts content and it won't clog up the pipes.

If you say so, because no woman has encountered the 'trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank' effect.

😉

K Ray; name or not I'm liking it......do you write lists—?

Damnit yall I already removed my old thread to spare a thread of dignity and yall bring it back up in here. I'm jsut playing. I only drink between 6-10 beers a night and don't go out. I have backed off to beer and smokes only on weekends scouts honor.

Seadream I write lists in my mind and check them off mentally. Rarely do I write things on paper as I see it a sign of a inferior memory to resort to pen and pad. I don't project this on anyone just myself.

Posted by OP3CRIMSIN

Damnit yall I already removed my old thread to spare a thread of dignity and yall bring it back up in here. I'm jsut playing. I only drink between 6-10 beers a night and don't go out. I have backed off to beer and smokes only on weekends scouts honor.

When in reality .. you are the one who brought it back up on page 6, 4th post down.

Posted by OP3CRIMSIN
Okay I'm done now. Moved through that stage. I can't stand people that milk the pity card and look what I'm doing. Okay I got a problem with my weiner and it may be in my head and physically related. Stuff I'm gonna work on. Gotta move on. Thanks for all the insight guys and gals. It's a pleasure to know that I'm the only one that poked fun at myself through the whole thread. Now how do you close down a thread?

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I suppose when you are done lying ... you can redeem yourself by driving down the road, roll down the window and clap your hands at every person jogging that you think is fat.

No way, I hide that post ... there's no way I will tell you why you can't get hard.


You can suffer ... and then go redeem yourself with a road trip through the neighborhood.

lmao that was good. Yeah I guess I should. Round of applause! That analogy I made was a bit off center from what I intended though when Elle pointed out that my comment was shallow. I was making a horrible comparison to a parent disciplining a child in public by not giving in to the child's cries and how I applaud them for it despite having to hear the screams, and comparing it to the thoughts that I felt most people would buy into where you see a fat person chowing down at a Taco bell and you think oh, how stereotypical, they're just giving in and not fighting vs seeing someone out jogging or running and doing something about it. I would want to applaud that person somehow whether it's casually waving a "Hi" gesture, saying something encouraging (Though I wouldn't know anything that could come out socially acceptable), Cat-calling, but I settle for applauding to myself quietly and every so often I will say a prayer that they keep the drive and accomplish whatever goal they have set for themself.

P I appreciate the hard love advice through your lack of advice. I don't know if you meant to but you certainly have pointed out where you think I can improve in a very indirect ways but I caught them throughout your posts on the matter. Thank you again. I know you mean no harm.

^^^Thankyou you made me laugh...I'm soooo like all you said, the talking with mouth full and smacking too much! oh hell yes and likewise there are more....

awwww is the right word, just want to tickle thier tummy's, just too cute

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Posted by LostinmyMind11
Staples.....yes papers have to be lined up perfect and stapled in the left corner.....if not I will take it out and redo it til it is

Drying off......Head to toe, then vajayjay and ass

Aimless driving.....def have to have a purpose....gas is too expensive to just drive around

House cleaning.....I get into cleaning moods then sometimes I look around and think it can wait...but the house has to smell good ALWAYS!!

Tapping....Have to be tapping or playing with something at all times...damn nerves lol

Pimples....hardly get them but when I do...immediately have to be gone!!

Driving.....pretty much the same as venusianbull 😛

Foil in pack of smokes....nope only take one of the foils parts off....but if someone else happens to open a pack for me and takes both of the foil parts or the cellophane off it drives me insane...I have no idea why...but I kinda huff and puff about it.

Conversing with Self.....Guilty!!

Boogers.....Kleenex and do it in private

Shopping.....if for clothes I take my time....everything else...get in and get the hell out lol

Hmm.

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who dug up this gem - pun intended - lol

Posted by shakedown
@Nathan912 and @KingOfHearts, I am curious to hear your responses.

Haha maybe I'll try to answer some tomorrow.