Caf? Four (Page 2)

This topic was created in the Writing ✍️ forum by Virgo101 on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 and has 176 replies.

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@GEM*TWO
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Virgo

i like everybody.....including you, you sexy thang!

*And he does. He called all caps boring ......

SB, sarcasm! i have a really good Capricorn friend......and when i can get them to get out of their house and break their routine, we have a great time!

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*Besides I think he has a crush on a certain pisces on here.........

oh how u ladies love to talk 🙂 in that case, i have a crush on every girl here.....

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*polishing nails*

I like everybody.....including you, you sexy thang!

What Gemboy did you say something? Wait it was hot air, nevermind.

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@GEM*TWO
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seriously though.....i have a Venus in Taurus.....that should make me compatible with Earth signs shouldn't it? that and the fact that i'm an adaptable Gemini.....once we are ready to settle down, we can be with anyone......i think

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@GEM*TWO
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Hey Bling....they need u on the Aqua board.....the ladies are getting restless for Branh's pic......i told them you have plenty of them.........

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Subtle like what and which entry?

*looks around*

It got silent all of a sudden. Creepy.

*throws hundred dollar bill on the ground and waits*

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*sees $ 100 bill on floor of cafe*

are you looking for a dance off B-train —

Yes, YES! Tell me where I can find him! I WANT TO RIDE THE TRAIN!!

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Bling looks like your lurker trap didn't work. You can't get lurkers with bait you have to use brute force like a gun or tranquilizer.

I can lend you mind if you like.

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Evil must be DESTROYED. *starts insane laugh*

*throws Bling's lurker bait on the ground.*

*snickers*

*hides behind counter*

*snickers some more because it is poisoned lurker bait.*

*loads gun just incase*

*snickers harder*

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@Virgo101
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Bling I am an independent woman. If you want coffee get it yourself.

*polishes nails*

While you are at it get me a cup, please.

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@Virgo101
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I don't care if she stole my coffee you will just go get me another one.

*looks around the almost empty cafe and sighs*

Where are the others...

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@Virgo101
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Oh yeah...Bling what is the Scorpio Brotherhood?

this stupid little island is getting some sunshine!!!

I know you must be happy about that.

I don't know about the weather. *looks outside* It looks fine...

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@GEM*TWO
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Bling i really liked England.....London is so pretty, i would really like to go back and visit sometime......also, i read your chart...........to bad you're not a chick, lol

Virgo
come here my darling.......

*gives Virgo a firm yet proper hug*

i had business to attend to..........

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@Virgo101
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i read your chart...........to bad you're not a chick, lol

LMAO...

If Bling was a chick was chaos there would be. 'She' would be a vamp.

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@GEM*TWO
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I have an ex who lives in Bournemouth/Dorset.........lots of old people.....they looked at me like i was an alien........brown person with an American accent.........

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@Virgo101
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they looked at me like i was an alien........brown person with an American accent.........

They just couldn't believe how cute you were that's all.

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@GEM*TWO
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Virgo come sit closer to me 😉

when are u going to grace DXP land with your pic? u and the B-train.....are Virgos really shy?

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@GEM*TWO
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Mr. Gemini I am a hideous hag with bouncing boils.

-i really doubt that, if what u told me is true, i'm sure you're a little hottie...or very proper and respectable looking....no u don't act shy.........but we only get pieces of you because you seem to be hiding behind this Virgo Persona you created, which btw is very entertaining 😉

-Bling,
the place didn't look too bad. Sort of like white suburbia of the US, during the 50's.....seemed peaceful but boring, sort of like Canada........London was badass, not sure why i liked it so much, and EVERYWHERE a pub.....u go there and try to blend in and u come back here all of a sudden you're alcoholic......

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@Virgo101
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Forget the blows Bling. Let's settle this the old fashion way.

*strips down to bikini*

You, me, the mud pit, BRING IT ON!!

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i think you're a softy in reality 101......

Nope. I'm hard core. *chugs beer*

YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

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@Virgo101
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*drunkenly approaches Gemini*

Baby, I was waitin' for the perfect occasion. *caresses face* Like now. We are alone...

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@GEM*TWO
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wow never had a drunk Virgo approach me like this.....

*Gem looks surprised*

all this time i thought i annoyed you.....guess i did a horrible job.......