@GEM*TWO
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((o_O))
isn't it better...
*sigh*
I will trade you my lemon sorbet for a glass...
😢
I love it in the
darknessssssssssssss
I feel so at home on this thread
*thanks star*
**Gem Pours Scorptaculous a Glass**
actually it is really good......🙂
whatever happened to Caldor?
what about Ames—
there are no more Ames...
*I love it in the
darknessssssssssssss
I feel so at home on this thread
-that's very Scorpion of you.....
*slurps up drool and whipes tardy expression off face*
sorry I uhhh...didn't see ya there
uhh- hey @_@
hehe uhhhh pretty nice eh? Doesn't taste so un-cheapass
what did you pay- like 7 bucks?
usually around here- they do 2 for 12
seven of the best dollars i ever spent 🙂
i'm suspecting you're fixing one of the Fresquila things.....or dicklicker.....never know where your mysterious ways will lead....
7 of the best dollars I ever spent was on an leonard cohen cd...nobody wanted it-- (((whaaa??))))
too bad I accidentally placed it in the trash bin on the back porch 😢
hahahhahaha....i only have a VAGUE idea of who he is.....
never know where your mysterious ways will lead....
*peers into the screen*
can you see through this thing??
damn
I'm out of fresca 😢
all I have is OJ and vodka
and this vodka is tooooo damn good to be tainted with nasty pulpy ass OJ
*hurls OJ out the kitchen window- a dog barks and child screams*
oopssss...the window wasn't open...why do they make them so fking CLEAR?? itslike they want you to break em...
wow its a good thing you showed up gem...I was in danger of doing something productive with my writing...
yeahhhh- thisclose
POOR dog and small child.....
**Gem looking in your fridge**
i'm trying to find something to mix your Vodka with......this dead rat MIGHT go well with it...
*yeahhhh- thisclose
-hahahhaha.......u still editing? sounds like some very detail orientated work.....my ADD would make that impossible for me......
I tried a rottingratflesh once...not my style - I think the guy at the barput too much pineapple juice in it or something
*gag*
okay but seriously! Get that fking thing away from my pure unadulterated icelandic vodka!
you need to change your screen name to GemAADD
"don't gemaadd- it's GemADD!"
okay
shut up
it sounded funny in my head o_O
ALRIGHT!!
*GEM tosses rat on to sacred drinking Porch*
i disposed of it......
😛
😄
:O
:F
*whispers to you* the faaaaanggggsss
-LOL
oh god...
not the porch!
wtf man?
I like puke theren'shit!
I stand RIGHT THERE too
the rail is just the right height so it pushes gently into your gut as you ralph
smooth...
lol
I'm seriously j/k
I NEVER puke over the edge when people are walking around down there...that's jest rude
it would be funny to watch though.......
i remember when i was driving in SanFran (actually i was in the car, not driving) i saw this woman run out of this expensive hotel and she just started BARFING....on a BUSY day on a BUSY street.....she was just unleashing hell onto the sidewalk.....i never laughed so hard in my life.....
so how you doin on the orangelabel yellowtail?
give me a percentage% % %
hehe
if you can't - it means yer 85.5% through it...
test never fails
i'd say i'm about 40-45% through the bottle......
i was driving in SanFran (actually i was in the car, not driving) i saw this woman run out of this expensive hotel and she just started BARFING..
ohh- I can't wait!
*digging around for the digital camera*
Its fun there (SF)....shit tommorow is Champagne thursday.......
champagne thur—
would u ever name your child Champagne? LOL
bubbletasticsparklisciousexpialaspumanteriffic!
sister's friend invited me to her Champagne thursday thing...i guess they just sit around and drink Champagne? anyway, i'm mildly interested....
HAHAHAHAHA
no
I
would name my child
Champ Pagnee
LOL
that's a good move.....his first name would be Champ.....
i just wondered because a friend of mine said he saw an actual guy named Champagne...now that's style ..........LOL
it would be pronounced "CHAHHHMP PAHnyAY" *in a haughty tone of course*
everybody would call him Champ though...especially his lil league coach...that ass
Champagne for real? Was he a blingy rapper or something?
not a rapper.....just some regular brotha out in New York......he was on the news...
I know someone who wants to name their children sparky and pumpy...
that rocks
I like that shit...fking kids for life before they even get out of the womb...nice..
seriously though.....it would be difficult to give your SON a stripper name.......but Champagne pulls it off with EEEEEEEEAZE........
LOL!
I know! socially acceptable stripper names for guys...ahhh this calls for some intensive research
Hey M&M!?
how's the candy?
Mandella
Mandella?! wtf?
LOL
hey m!
know of any classy stripper/male escort names for guys?
ahhhhhhh....isn't that nice? another Hornbeam....
*Gem2 glows with pride*
WHY!!!!!
you FAIL me at this time!
I oughtta burry you at the Hershey Cemetery x_X
right
now
Brock (rhymes with Cock)
lol...I love being surrounded by horns
the beams are cool too- if used appropriately 😉
*only schoeney gotta talk to both of us.. of course seperately tho
-really? well today/2nite she'll get a 241 deal......
Brock! HAHAAA- nice!!!
how bout
Delmont ?
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helloooOOHHH!!
i got the orange color this time....
i'm trying your recommendation.....