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This topic was created in the Writing ✍️ forum by stardance on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 and has 216 replies.

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@schoenetanz
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7 of the best dollars I ever spent was on an leonard cohen cd...nobody wanted it-- (((whaaa??))))

too bad I accidentally placed it in the trash bin on the back porch 😢

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@schoenetanz
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never know where your mysterious ways will lead....

*peers into the screen*

can you see through this thing??

damn

I'm out of fresca 😢

all I have is OJ and vodka

and this vodka is tooooo damn good to be tainted with nasty pulpy ass OJ

*hurls OJ out the kitchen window- a dog barks and child screams*

oopssss...the window wasn't open...why do they make them so fking CLEAR?? itslike they want you to break em...

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@GEM*TWO
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POOR dog and small child.....

**Gem looking in your fridge**

i'm trying to find something to mix your Vodka with......this dead rat MIGHT go well with it...

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@schoenetanz
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I tried a rottingratflesh once...not my style - I think the guy at the barput too much pineapple juice in it or something

*gag*

okay but seriously! Get that fking thing away from my pure unadulterated icelandic vodka!

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@schoenetanz
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oh god...

not the porch!

wtf man?

I like puke theren'shit!

I stand RIGHT THERE too

the rail is just the right height so it pushes gently into your gut as you ralph

smooth...

lol

I'm seriously j/k

I NEVER puke over the edge when people are walking around down there...that's jest rude

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@GEM*TWO
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it would be funny to watch though.......

i remember when i was driving in SanFran (actually i was in the car, not driving) i saw this woman run out of this expensive hotel and she just started BARFING....on a BUSY day on a BUSY street.....she was just unleashing hell onto the sidewalk.....i never laughed so hard in my life.....

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@schoenetanz
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i was driving in SanFran (actually i was in the car, not driving) i saw this woman run out of this expensive hotel and she just started BARFING..

ohh- I can't wait!

*digging around for the digital camera*

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@GEM*TWO
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LOL

that's a good move.....his first name would be Champ.....

i just wondered because a friend of mine said he saw an actual guy named Champagne...now that's style ..........LOL