The Conservative Caf (Page 2)

Bling you are so much fun. *hug* You know I always liked you.

Let's start over... *sticks hand out*

Hi...Mr. Antibling my name is Virgo101. Please to meet you.

How are you this fine day. Not raining I hope.

How did you end up in a place like this—

I don't know exactly. One minute I was surfing upon the virtual sea of knowledge then next thing I know I was shipwrecked here. Pretty intersting place and the people...

*eyeing Bling*

...are not that bad either. You?

the all of a sudden what—


Are you a cusp child?

You think...

Do you ever plan of escaping this place?

Are you a shark?

Do you ever think that the world is against you?

Out to get you?

Maybe that should lock me up.

Bling you are the only one who talks to me...*evil grin*...you are my only friend. Aren't you happy to be my friend...you were nice to me when others were a bunch of bullshitters. Thank you.

I'm gonna get away from this place.

*takes out a small box.*

I can't stand this place anymore. I will leave one way or another.

*opens the box to show a 17th century style handgun.*

I found this and never had a chance to use it. But now...

*loads the gun and cocks it.*

But now...I have the perfect use for it. To get me away from this place. To never return to these damn threads again.

*as the background music begins she aims the barrel at her temple.*

I can never seem to find happiness anywhere. But you Bling...may your life be full of hapiness and may you father many children...good bye for good...

*She pulls the trigger. A loud shot is heard. A body falls to the ground a pool of dark blood collecting underneath.*

Just let me die...I worked hard on writing that.

*recocks the gun and this times aims it at her throat and clears throat.*

I can never seem to find happiness anywhere. But you Bling...may your life be full of hapiness and may you father many children...good bye...

*She pulls the trigger. A loud shot is heard. In less then a second a steel bullet slices through flesh.A body falls to the ground a pool of dark blood collecting underneath.*

What the hell you doing in here? Go back to your own board. We don't like your kind.

This is not her board so shove off.

Dammit, who created it?

I'm not talking about the 'whole idea' more about this place. But you are right what does it matter. No one will ever see my point anyhow, they never do.

Exactly why are you still here? Don't you have other friends on other boards you could be talking to instead of pestering me?

No darling, I was here, then sb, then you butted in. To be correct.

Let me repeat myself: Exactly why are you still here? Don't you have other friends on other boards you could be talking to instead of pestering me?

I excite you don't I Mr. Primegen?

Maybe, but I bet you are too. *winks*

::Begins to clean up the fake blood and bullets::

I'm much to cerebral to be

...and if you ever wondered why you are single...

...no one good enough for you...

So you are an asexual Mr. Primegen?

Answer the question.

Why would I be into someone who only is into themselves? What is the fun in that?

How old are you exactly. Your name, primegen, believes me to think that you are in your fifties or sixties.

You are into yourself,

Not really.

Well if you think I'm that old, that's ok.

It wasn't a compliment. What is your age?

Rude, does not even say goodbye.

Bling I'll only escape with you.

To another site. Make our own private message boards. I don't know. Hold me.

Did you like my dying post. I was trying to go for that movie death thing.

So are you are shark?

You like redheads don't you? Very much you like the red of hair.

*massages shoulders*

called me a traitor....so I'm not playing...

You should beat her up. *coughcough...ms tanz*

So,are you taking part in the shark takeover—

No...I was insulting Haffo all afternoon. Plus I don't like sharks or deep water. And I really hated when Samual L. Jackson got killed in Deep Blue Sea. 😉

no swimming in the sea then—

No. To many scary things in the ocean. I like the land.

Unless you go in with me. 😉

You could protect me from a the scary things such as sharks.

I can swim just fine thank you.

I went on holiday to greece when I was 17 and saw an octopus in the water!!! it changed colour aswell!!!!

How big was it? Massive? Did it try to eat you.

*glug glug....sinks*

You are weak. I order you to go to the gym and pump some weights.

"I usually go swimming once a week, so I reckon I could kick your ass"

Just give me a day or two to get reacquainted with the pool water and I'd kick your tight ass.

*throws slimy seaweed at Bling.*

*mouth full of water.* ...du...mahstard...

*grabs top before it can float away. Ducks underwater to put it back on.*

Darling, I glide through the water like a fish.

I like visuals.

Good Night My Sweet Bling

Until we meet again upon the starry plains of this virtual paradise where the bowls of virtual love may overflow into our hearts...

*ends with a kiss*

No guns in the cafe or else.

Working out, not as much as I should be, but I take it that you like this form.

*dangles pretty jewerly*

Bling...come out from wherever you are.

So are you done with your job?

I great for my ex and I are on speaking terms...I don't know how it happened. Last night we had a movie night and then he crashed on my couch and he is still there. I tried to wake him up but he is just so grumpy that after a while you just give up.

As for the summer job. I wanna work at the movies. Get free old popcorn and free screenings. Really I wasn't planning on a job this summer, more like traveling around the great ole U.S.A with friends.

I will not touch loans if I don't have to. Plus I got money saved.

Does the UK play American Idol or any reality shows like Survivor or America's Next Top Model?

....it only got my interest as there was nice eye candy on the islands....

Men...can live with them, can't live without them. 😉

You plan on getting married in your future? Kids? Dog? Nice house in the country. The English country side is pretty...I buy one of those huge old manor houses if I could afford it.

Yeah something like that. Clean of the vines, refurbish the place, and exorcise the ghosts and I would be just fine. You'd come visit me? 😉

...we'd need to install a helipad in that nearby field...

Of course darling...and I am sure we could turn one of those rooms into a nice office if you wanted to work at home. 😉