
SirHorns
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Posted by Wizardz
Explain the Virgo one in English please? š


Posted by malloryor
Sorry. Every Virgo Iāve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.
One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.
So at this point, a Virgo canāt tell me anything about myself.

Posted by WizardzPosted by SirHornsPosted by Wizardz
Explain the Virgo one in English please? š
1. Be a hot mess (IE attractive trainwreck. EX. Your average person when they're not trying to pretend to be perfect)
2. Let the Virgo help you and actually listen to their advice on occasion.
3. Remain hot but slightly less of a mess.
4. Congrats you have a Virgo until one of you dies or you royally screw them over repeatedly.
Ok thanks. That doesn't sound too difficult šclick to expand

Posted by Sagoxa
Not gonna lie, you kinda nail the sag part š¤£

Posted by WizardzPosted by SirHorns
Be honest and actually try to improve yourself is advice that's too practical and helpful. Parading around as a train wreck hot mess is much more on point with the current era. Plus we can't forget people need to feel they're playing games so at least this one doesn't require outright lying.
I think you're onto something
Have you read Robert Greene "The Art of Seduction" ?
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Posted by SirHornsPosted by malloryor
Sorry. Every Virgo Iāve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.
One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.
So at this point, a Virgo canāt tell me anything about myself.
To be fair it was just as much for Pisces as it was Virgo.click to expand

Posted by IxiPosted by malloryor
Sorry. Every Virgo Iāve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.
One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.
So at this point, a Virgo canāt tell me anything about myself.
Lol a losing bet saying a Virgo can't. Oh I am sure we could and would if you provide the right material for commentary šclick to expand

Posted by malloryorPosted by SirHornsPosted by malloryor
Sorry. Every Virgo Iāve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.
One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.
So at this point, a Virgo canāt tell me anything about myself.
To be fair it was just as much for Pisces as it was Virgo.
In what way? Pisces arenāt stereotyped as being the āfixerā with constructive criticism.
Not arguing, just asking?click to expand

Posted by SirHornsPosted by malloryorPosted by SirHornsPosted by malloryor
Sorry. Every Virgo Iāve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.
One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.
So at this point, a Virgo canāt tell me anything about myself.
To be fair it was just as much for Pisces as it was Virgo.
In what way? Pisces arenāt stereotyped as being the āfixerā with constructive criticism.
Not arguing, just asking?
Both signs want to help others in one way or another. Virgo's constructive criticism is more easily called out since Pisces wants to heal the soul/emotional wounds usually. It's why the fish get stuck with people who are addicts of some kind.
Both signs cleanse in a way to help someone become purer in either body or consciousness. Escapism is what both struggle with and fight against, either through being a workaholic, drinking, extreme diets, drugs, etc since all the things I listed when overdone and ruin someone.
To see yourself without illusions of grandeur is what both signs help others to do, but get flak for it because that inherent strips away the ego on various levels. Meanwhile, both Pisces and Virgo struggle to have a solid sense of ego because they can be harsh self-critics and use other's problems to escape their own for a little while.click to expand

Posted by WizardzPosted by malloryorPosted by SirHornsPosted by malloryorPosted by SirHornsPosted by malloryor
Sorry. Every Virgo Iāve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.
One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.
So at this point, a Virgo canāt tell me anything about myself.
To be fair it was just as much for Pisces as it was Virgo.
In what way? Pisces arenāt stereotyped as being the āfixerā with constructive criticism.
Not arguing, just asking?
Both signs want to help others in one way or another. Virgo's constructive criticism is more easily called out since Pisces wants to heal the soul/emotional wounds usually. It's why the fish get stuck with people who are addicts of some kind.
Both signs cleanse in a way to help someone become purer in either body or consciousness. Escapism is what both struggle with and fight against, either through being a workaholic, drinking, extreme diets, drugs, etc since all the things I listed when overdone and ruin someone.
To see yourself without illusions of grandeur is what both signs help others to do, but get flak for it because that inherent strips away the ego on various levels. Meanwhile, both Pisces and Virgo struggle to have a solid sense of ego because they can be harsh self-critics and use other's problems to escape their own for a little while.
Okay, now this was SUCH A THOROUGH and good analysis of the two. I can agree with this, but if I am to be honest, I would NOT advise anyone to try to win a Pisces or Virgoās heart this way.
Itās a real easy way to end up in a toxic, co dependent relationship or cycle, where one is dependent on the other to thrive, and the other is dependent on the other for control. Itāll be an exhausting connection trying to always fix someone, heal them, help them reach their potential. Someone will inevitably become the āhostā while the other is the parasite.
Shivers. Run the other way if this is what you gotta do to capture a Pisces/Virgo.
It's a humorous thread šš¤£click to expand



Posted by SirHornsPosted by justagirl
Wut
Hey! It's been a while! Is that a confused what or more of a wtf wut?click to expand


Posted by justagirlPosted by SirHornsPosted by justagirl
Wut
Hey! It's been a while! Is that a confused what or more of a wtf wut?
Wut of disbelief. Aquas canāt be caught like that šclick to expand

Posted by IxiPosted by malloryorPosted by IxiPosted by malloryor
Sorry. Every Virgo Iāve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.
One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.
So at this point, a Virgo canāt tell me anything about myself.
Lol a losing bet saying a Virgo can't. Oh I am sure we could and would if you provide the right material for commentary š
& honey, if you tried youād end up looking like the fool.
Make sure your teeth are brushed, your hair is slick, your body is snatched, your credit is A1, your partner on lock, and your work reviews on 10 before you even TRY to step to me.![]()
Lol, relax, or don't.
But truly if people fuck up in ways that need commentary wellllll they provided the material for commentary. They can only (reasonably) hold themselves accountable for the reasons why they became the target for a fair critique... especially if the fuck-up in question does impact others (virgo included).
Also, a person can have all the material checkboxes ticked and still not be beyond reproach if their behavior is harmful...jes sayin.click to expand






Posted by Soul
How can people get investments out of a scorpio moon with any sun sign? I'm asking for myself so I know ahead of time the things people will potentially attempt to get extremely close to me. That way I can make sure I always have the upper hand.

Posted by IxiPosted by malloryorPosted by IxiPosted by malloryorPosted by IxiPosted by malloryor
Sorry. Every Virgo Iāve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.
One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.
So at this point, a Virgo canāt tell me anything about myself.
Lol a losing bet saying a Virgo can't. Oh I am sure we could and would if you provide the right material for commentary š
& honey, if you tried youād end up looking like the fool.
Make sure your teeth are brushed, your hair is slick, your body is snatched, your credit is A1, your partner on lock, and your work reviews on 10 before you even TRY to step to me.![]()
Lol, relax, or don't.
But truly if people fuck up in ways that need commentary wellllll they provided the material for commentary. They can only (reasonably) hold themselves accountable for the reasons why they became the target for a fair critique... especially if the fuck-up in question does impact others (virgo included).
Also, a person can have all the material checkboxes ticked and still not be beyond reproach if their behavior is harmful...jes sayin.
Lmao. Not you telling me to relax, just to give a paragraph in defense of your sign. I donāt know you offline, Iām speaking on MY experience with Virgos, and I have yet to meet one who has any business critiquing anyoneās life.
I guess you've just lived a life above reproach, perfect beyond all critique how dare us mere mortals suggest otherwise š.click to expand


Posted by 7sPosted by malloryor
Sorry. Every Virgo Iāve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.
One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.
So at this point, a Virgo canāt tell me anything about myself.
Thatās not the point. Most of them donāt think that they are a hot mess but they all do think they know whatās best for you. I think thatās what the op is getting at.click to expand

Posted by 7sPosted by saggurl88
What does āIf you manage to manage themā mean for Leo/Aquarius?
Is this bossiness?? š©šš
Leoās are simple people. Your sun and moon should make things effortless for you.click to expand

Posted by WizardzPosted by malloryorPosted by 7sPosted by malloryor
Sorry. Every Virgo Iāve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.
One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.
So at this point, a Virgo canāt tell me anything about myself.
Thatās not the point. Most of them donāt think that they are a hot mess but they all do think they know whatās best for you. I think thatās what the op is getting at.
ANDDDDDD thats not MY POINT.
No one should be speaking on anyoneās life, if their life isnāt together.
Get it!?
That isn't true. Anyone can give advice and you can choose whether to take it or not. If it resonates and stays with you then it's probably something you need to think about and incorporateclick to expand

Posted by IxiPosted by WizardzPosted by malloryorPosted by 7sPosted by malloryor
Sorry. Every Virgo Iāve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.
One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.
So at this point, a Virgo canāt tell me anything about myself.
Thatās not the point. Most of them donāt think that they are a hot mess but they all do think they know whatās best for you. I think thatās what the op is getting at.
ANDDDDDD thats not MY POINT.
No one should be speaking on anyoneās life, if their life isnāt together.
Get it!?
That isn't true. Anyone can give advice and you can choose whether to take it or not. If it resonates and stays with you then it's probably something you need to think about and incorporate
Right, good and sometimes necessary direction comes from tons of different sources, not all of them with their "life together".
Just imagine, if a family member had to be considered "together" before making a valid observation that another family member's behavior was harmful to the family. Does a doctor have to be in perfect health in order to tell you that if you don't clean up your diet you're likely to get the sugars lol?
It just seems foolhardy to rule out info based solely on superficial markers of success instead of the validity of the content of the critique.click to expand

Posted by WizardzPosted by malloryorPosted by WizardzPosted by malloryorPosted by 7sPosted by malloryor
Sorry. Every Virgo Iāve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.
One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.
So at this point, a Virgo canāt tell me anything about myself.
Thatās not the point. Most of them donāt think that they are a hot mess but they all do think they know whatās best for you. I think thatās what the op is getting at.
ANDDDDDD thats not MY POINT.
No one should be speaking on anyoneās life, if their life isnāt together.
Get it!?
That isn't true. Anyone can give advice and you can choose whether to take it or not. If it resonates and stays with you then it's probably something you need to think about and incorporate
No boo, itās true. Thereās a reason why the saying ādonāt stand on a soapboxā exist.
Itās not my fault I got you Virgos shook because I told you yāall shit DOES stink yet yāall going around acting like saints. No Virgo is going to have weight with me, when their own man is a struggle project.
Virgos need to fix their own lives, instead of offer unsolicited advice.
Isn;t standing on a soapbox expressing strong opinions to an audience.. ?
Sort of what you are doing now š¤£
but I love you to bits so I won't argue with you anymoreclick to expand

Posted by WizardzPosted by malloryorPosted by WizardzPosted by malloryorPosted by WizardzPosted by malloryorPosted by 7sPosted by malloryor
Sorry. Every Virgo Iāve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.
One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.
So at this point, a Virgo canāt tell me anything about myself.
Thatās not the point. Most of them donāt think that they are a hot mess but they all do think they know whatās best for you. I think thatās what the op is getting at.
ANDDDDDD thats not MY POINT.
No one should be speaking on anyoneās life, if their life isnāt together.
Get it!?
That isn't true. Anyone can give advice and you can choose whether to take it or not. If it resonates and stays with you then it's probably something you need to think about and incorporate
No boo, itās true. Thereās a reason why the saying ādonāt stand on a soapboxā exist.
Itās not my fault I got you Virgos shook because I told you yāall shit DOES stink yet yāall going around acting like saints. No Virgo is going to have weight with me, when their own man is a struggle project.
Virgos need to fix their own lives, instead of offer unsolicited advice.
Isn;t standing on a soapbox expressing strong opinions to an audience.. ?
Sort of what you are doing now š¤£
but I love you to bits so I won't argue with you anymore
You put me on this box though didn't you? No one told you to reply to a comment that was made pages back, righttttt?
Yeah...
&& āGet off your soapboxā is used EXACTLY how I said it; itās to stop lecturing and talking down to others like you are the paragon of perfection. I.e. critical and judgmental Virgos thinking theyāre providing advice, when theyāre just providing judgment.
Sorryclick to expand

Posted by WizardzPosted by Ixi
Lol aight yo,
Her Aries moon, I think šclick to expand

Posted by WizardzPosted by malloryorPosted by WizardzPosted by Ixi
Lol aight yo,
Her Aries moon, I think š
Maybe. But letās not play me like Iām snapping, when lxi was the one who started this back and forth. All I did was share my experience, how you gonna then argue with me on MY experience?
No one's playing you or wanting toclick to expand

Posted by 7sPosted by saggurl88Posted by 7sPosted by saggurl88
What does āIf you manage to manage themā mean for Leo/Aquarius?
Is this bossiness?? š©šš
Leoās are simple people. Your sun and moon should make things effortless for you.
I was confused with my reading comprehension of that post, which is why I asked the question.
My sun and moon combo may be effortless but Iām clueless at most things involving what I donāt know, so it doesnāt help lol.
Sometimes itās better not to know. Just so you can be that much more authentic.click to expand

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Virgo/Pisces: Put the hawt in "hot mess"! Even though they'll know better, 50% of them will mess with you anyway because of self-sabotage. Bonus points if you actually listen to their advice and change for the better, then they really let you know they're invested.
Leo/Aquarius: It doesn't have to be about them all the time. However, if you manage to manage them or something they told you (note: requires active listening and memory greater than a goldfish), you'll feed them and thus end up top of their go-to playmate list.
Cancer/Capricorn: DON'T! You try'in to get adopted? Run fool! I guess if they felt responsible for you that works. Could try to flip the script and adopt them or become their sugar daddy/mommy/nonny? Just don't tell them to their face that "as long as you're involved in the situation, everyone is safe because you're that good at meetings the needs of others" They might go crazy and impulse marry you.
Gemini/Sagittarius : Change your speech so that every time you talk to them you either teaching random facts or gossip. Doesn't have to be about people in your social circle, you can gossip about world news or the love lives of dead famous people. Bonus points if you can masterfully weave this into a wordplay where they learn new things along with having their imagination run wild wondering if Ivan the Terrible would have been femdommed by Marylin Monroe.
Taurus/Scorpio: Simple. Just out stubborn them on one topic one time. Win one fight. Prove you aren't a total doormat and they stay around. If you have to try to get rid of them once they deem you worthy to actually pay attention to naturally so...good luck?
Aries/Libra: Do something alone. Call and tell them about it. Then say "I bet it would have been even more fun with you around" or "I bet you would have shown everyone a thing or two if you were there with me." If they don't plan the next outing with you, they might be anxious and depressed or actually Vedic Pisces and Virgos in Aries and Libra skins.