Astro Hax: How to get investment with low efforts?

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Want someone to invest time and attention into? Low-key enough that they might worship you? Or High-key that your name is all over their social media? Somewhere in the middle? Well good news, I have some astro lifehacks for you! For...

Virgo/Pisces: Put the hawt in "hot mess"! Even though they'll know better, 50% of them will mess with you anyway because of self-sabotage. Bonus points if you actually listen to their advice and change for the better, then they really let you know they're invested.

Leo/Aquarius: It doesn't have to be about them all the time. However, if you manage to manage them or something they told you (note: requires active listening and memory greater than a goldfish), you'll feed them and thus end up top of their go-to playmate list.

Cancer/Capricorn: DON'T! You try'in to get adopted? Run fool! I guess if they felt responsible for you that works. Could try to flip the script and adopt them or become their sugar daddy/mommy/nonny? Just don't tell them to their face that "as long as you're involved in the situation, everyone is safe because you're that good at meetings the needs of others" They might go crazy and impulse marry you.

Gemini/Sagittarius : Change your speech so that every time you talk to them you either teaching random facts or gossip. Doesn't have to be about people in your social circle, you can gossip about world news or the love lives of dead famous people. Bonus points if you can masterfully weave this into a wordplay where they learn new things along with having their imagination run wild wondering if Ivan the Terrible would have been femdommed by Marylin Monroe.

Taurus/Scorpio: Simple. Just out stubborn them on one topic one time. Win one fight. Prove you aren't a total doormat and they stay around. If you have to try to get rid of them once they deem you worthy to actually pay attention to naturally so...good luck?

Aries/Libra: Do something alone. Call and tell them about it. Then say "I bet it would have been even more fun with you around" or "I bet you would have shown everyone a thing or two if you were there with me." If they don't plan the next outing with you, they might be anxious and depressed or actually Vedic Pisces and Virgos in Aries and Libra skins.
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Explain the Virgo one in English please? šŸ˜‚


1. Be a hot mess (IE attractive trainwreck. EX. Your average person when they're not trying to pretend to be perfect)

2. Let the Virgo help you and actually listen to their advice on occasion.

3. Remain hot but slightly less of a mess.

4. Congrats you have a Virgo until one of you dies or you royally screw them over repeatedly.
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Explain the Virgo one in English please? šŸ˜‚

1. Be a hot mess (IE attractive trainwreck. EX. Your average person when they're not trying to pretend to be perfect)

2. Let the Virgo help you and actually listen to their advice on occasion.

3. Remain hot but slightly less of a mess.

4. Congrats you have a Virgo until one of you dies or you royally screw them over repeatedly.

Ok thanks. That doesn't sound too difficult šŸ˜…
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Be honest and actually try to improve yourself is advice that's too practical and helpful. Parading around as a train wreck hot mess is much more on point with the current era. Plus we can't forget people need to feel they're playing games so at least this one doesn't require outright lying.
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Not gonna lie, you kinda nail the sag part 🤣


I mean...

Broke: Gems and Sags are all players and hoes and cheat ALLLLLLL the time!!! ;_;

Woke: Gems and Sags can be loyal and monogamous, just say upfront you want that vs turning an FWBS into a marriage.

Galaxy Brain: Get into roleplaying and provide the experiences of them banging anything from royalty, to aliens to the ghost of some famous person possessing your body for an hour of ectoplasmic transfer.
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Be honest and actually try to improve yourself is advice that's too practical and helpful. Parading around as a train wreck hot mess is much more on point with the current era. Plus we can't forget people need to feel they're playing games so at least this one doesn't require outright lying.

I think you're onto something

Have you read Robert Greene "The Art of Seduction" ?

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Sorry. Every Virgo I’ve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.

One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.

So at this point, a Virgo can’t tell me anything about myself.

To be fair it was just as much for Pisces as it was Virgo.
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In what way? Pisces aren’t stereotyped as being the ā€œfixerā€ with constructive criticism.

Not arguing, just asking?
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Sorry. Every Virgo I’ve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.

One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.

So at this point, a Virgo can’t tell me anything about myself.

Lol a losing bet saying a Virgo can't. Oh I am sure we could and would if you provide the right material for commentary šŸ˜†
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& honey, if you tried you’d end up looking like the fool.

Make sure your teeth are brushed, your hair is slick, your body is snatched, your credit is A1, your partner on lock, and your work reviews on 10 before you even TRY to step to me.

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Sorry. Every Virgo I’ve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.

One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.

So at this point, a Virgo can’t tell me anything about myself.

To be fair it was just as much for Pisces as it was Virgo.

In what way? Pisces aren’t stereotyped as being the ā€œfixerā€ with constructive criticism.

Not arguing, just asking?
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Both signs want to help others in one way or another. Virgo's constructive criticism is more easily called out since Pisces wants to heal the soul/emotional wounds usually. It's why the fish get stuck with people who are addicts of some kind.

Both signs cleanse in a way to help someone become purer in either body or consciousness. Escapism is what both struggle with and fight against, either through being a workaholic, drinking, extreme diets, drugs, etc since all the things I listed when overdone and ruin someone.

To see yourself without illusions of grandeur is what both signs help others to do, but get flak for it because that inherent strips away the ego on various levels. Meanwhile, both Pisces and Virgo struggle to have a solid sense of ego because they can be harsh self-critics and use other's problems to escape their own for a little while.
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Sorry. Every Virgo I’ve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.

One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.

So at this point, a Virgo can’t tell me anything about myself.

To be fair it was just as much for Pisces as it was Virgo.

In what way? Pisces aren’t stereotyped as being the ā€œfixerā€ with constructive criticism.

Not arguing, just asking?

Both signs want to help others in one way or another. Virgo's constructive criticism is more easily called out since Pisces wants to heal the soul/emotional wounds usually. It's why the fish get stuck with people who are addicts of some kind.

Both signs cleanse in a way to help someone become purer in either body or consciousness. Escapism is what both struggle with and fight against, either through being a workaholic, drinking, extreme diets, drugs, etc since all the things I listed when overdone and ruin someone.

To see yourself without illusions of grandeur is what both signs help others to do, but get flak for it because that inherent strips away the ego on various levels. Meanwhile, both Pisces and Virgo struggle to have a solid sense of ego because they can be harsh self-critics and use other's problems to escape their own for a little while.
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Okay, now this was SUCH A THOROUGH and good analysis of the two. I can agree with this, but if I am to be honest, I would NOT advise anyone to try to win a Pisces or Virgo’s heart this way.

It’s a real easy way to end up in a toxic, co dependent relationship or cycle, where one is dependent on the other to thrive, and the other is dependent on the other for control. It’ll be an exhausting connection trying to always fix someone, heal them, help them reach their potential. Someone will inevitably become the ā€œhostā€ while the other is the parasite.

Shivers. Run the other way if this is what you gotta do to capture a Pisces/Virgo.
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Sorry. Every Virgo I’ve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.

One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.

So at this point, a Virgo can’t tell me anything about myself.

To be fair it was just as much for Pisces as it was Virgo.

In what way? Pisces aren’t stereotyped as being the ā€œfixerā€ with constructive criticism.

Not arguing, just asking?

Both signs want to help others in one way or another. Virgo's constructive criticism is more easily called out since Pisces wants to heal the soul/emotional wounds usually. It's why the fish get stuck with people who are addicts of some kind.

Both signs cleanse in a way to help someone become purer in either body or consciousness. Escapism is what both struggle with and fight against, either through being a workaholic, drinking, extreme diets, drugs, etc since all the things I listed when overdone and ruin someone.

To see yourself without illusions of grandeur is what both signs help others to do, but get flak for it because that inherent strips away the ego on various levels. Meanwhile, both Pisces and Virgo struggle to have a solid sense of ego because they can be harsh self-critics and use other's problems to escape their own for a little while.

Okay, now this was SUCH A THOROUGH and good analysis of the two. I can agree with this, but if I am to be honest, I would NOT advise anyone to try to win a Pisces or Virgo’s heart this way.

It’s a real easy way to end up in a toxic, co dependent relationship or cycle, where one is dependent on the other to thrive, and the other is dependent on the other for control. It’ll be an exhausting connection trying to always fix someone, heal them, help them reach their potential. Someone will inevitably become the ā€œhostā€ while the other is the parasite.

Shivers. Run the other way if this is what you gotta do to capture a Pisces/Virgo.

It's a humorous thread šŸ™„šŸ¤£
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And? You know as good as me, there are plenty of people on DXP that take astrology pairings and rules to heart.
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Sorry. Every Virgo I’ve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.

One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.

So at this point, a Virgo can’t tell me anything about myself.

Lol a losing bet saying a Virgo can't. Oh I am sure we could and would if you provide the right material for commentary šŸ˜†

& honey, if you tried you’d end up looking like the fool.

Make sure your teeth are brushed, your hair is slick, your body is snatched, your credit is A1, your partner on lock, and your work reviews on 10 before you even TRY to step to me.

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Lol, relax, or don't.

But truly if people fuck up in ways that need commentary wellllll they provided the material for commentary. They can only (reasonably) hold themselves accountable for the reasons why they became the target for a fair critique... especially if the fuck-up in question does impact others (virgo included).

Also, a person can have all the material checkboxes ticked and still not be beyond reproach if their behavior is harmful...jes sayin.
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Lmao. Not you telling me to relax, just to give a paragraph in defense of your sign. I don’t know you offline, I’m speaking on MY experience with Virgos, and I have yet to meet one who has any business critiquing anyone’s life.
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How can people get investments out of a scorpio moon with any sun sign? I'm asking for myself so I know ahead of time the things people will potentially attempt to get extremely close to me. That way I can make sure I always have the upper hand.

The key to a Scorpio moon, I think, is trust. Just depends on people who don’t care about it and break it.

I don’t think you can have an upper hand with this.
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Sorry. Every Virgo I’ve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.

One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.

So at this point, a Virgo can’t tell me anything about myself.

Lol a losing bet saying a Virgo can't. Oh I am sure we could and would if you provide the right material for commentary šŸ˜†

& honey, if you tried you’d end up looking like the fool.

Make sure your teeth are brushed, your hair is slick, your body is snatched, your credit is A1, your partner on lock, and your work reviews on 10 before you even TRY to step to me.

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Lol, relax, or don't.

But truly if people fuck up in ways that need commentary wellllll they provided the material for commentary. They can only (reasonably) hold themselves accountable for the reasons why they became the target for a fair critique... especially if the fuck-up in question does impact others (virgo included).

Also, a person can have all the material checkboxes ticked and still not be beyond reproach if their behavior is harmful...jes sayin.

Lmao. Not you telling me to relax, just to give a paragraph in defense of your sign. I don’t know you offline, I’m speaking on MY experience with Virgos, and I have yet to meet one who has any business critiquing anyone’s life.

I guess you've just lived a life above reproach, perfect beyond all critique how dare us mere mortals suggest otherwise šŸ˜†.
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Quite the opposite, which is why I don’t fix my mouth on people whose business does not concern mine. If you come for me, you better come correct or you will get checked.

Now go learn the meaning of ā€œabove reproachā€ and focus on your hot mess of a life.
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Sorry. Every Virgo I’ve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.

One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.

So at this point, a Virgo can’t tell me anything about myself.

That’s not the point. Most of them don’t think that they are a hot mess but they all do think they know what’s best for you. I think that’s what the op is getting at.
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ANDDDDDD thats not MY POINT.

No one should be speaking on anyone’s life, if their life isn’t together.

Get it!?
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What does ā€œIf you manage to manage themā€ mean for Leo/Aquarius?

Is this bossiness?? 😩😭😭

Leo’s are simple people. Your sun and moon should make things effortless for you.
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I was confused with my reading comprehension of that post, which is why I asked the question.

My sun and moon combo may be effortless but I’m clueless at most things involving what I don’t know, so it doesn’t help lol.
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Sorry. Every Virgo I’ve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.

One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.

So at this point, a Virgo can’t tell me anything about myself.

That’s not the point. Most of them don’t think that they are a hot mess but they all do think they know what’s best for you. I think that’s what the op is getting at.

ANDDDDDD thats not MY POINT.

No one should be speaking on anyone’s life, if their life isn’t together.

Get it!?

That isn't true. Anyone can give advice and you can choose whether to take it or not. If it resonates and stays with you then it's probably something you need to think about and incorporate
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No boo, it’s true. There’s a reason why the saying ā€œdon’t stand on a soapboxā€ exist.

It’s not my fault I got you Virgos shook because I told you y’all shit DOES stink yet y’all going around acting like saints. No Virgo is going to have weight with me, when their own man is a struggle project.

Virgos need to fix their own lives, instead of offer unsolicited advice.
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Sorry. Every Virgo I’ve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.

One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.

So at this point, a Virgo can’t tell me anything about myself.

That’s not the point. Most of them don’t think that they are a hot mess but they all do think they know what’s best for you. I think that’s what the op is getting at.

ANDDDDDD thats not MY POINT.

No one should be speaking on anyone’s life, if their life isn’t together.

Get it!?

That isn't true. Anyone can give advice and you can choose whether to take it or not. If it resonates and stays with you then it's probably something you need to think about and incorporate

Right, good and sometimes necessary direction comes from tons of different sources, not all of them with their "life together".

Just imagine, if a family member had to be considered "together" before making a valid observation that another family member's behavior was harmful to the family. Does a doctor have to be in perfect health in order to tell you that if you don't clean up your diet you're likely to get the sugars lol?

It just seems foolhardy to rule out info based solely on superficial markers of success instead of the validity of the content of the critique.
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Okay, so this is what we WILL not do. Don’t twist my words to make an argument that was a non start to begin with.

It’s funny how you’re using all these big vocab words, but you’re inept in following a stream of conversation—my decision to differentiate sound advice from folly, is not predicated on material or superficial benchmarkers.

Had you stepped outside of yourself, and not made this ABOUT you, when I shared my personal experiences with Virgos, you would have stayed the course and understood that my comment has been AND will always be about people not acting as the barometers of perfection. And that’s your sign’s problem. What you think is advice, is often judgment, and it often comes out the lips of someone who has no business giving advice. Don’t focus on someone else’s home, when your own home is in a disarray.

Humble yourself, before you come speaking to me with strawman arguments that have nothing to do with my comment.

Or even better, stop taking a stranger’s commentary on your sign personally. Cuz like I said, I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, and the last thing you will ever do is try to check me.

Got it?

Get it?

Good.
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Sorry. Every Virgo I’ve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.

One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.

So at this point, a Virgo can’t tell me anything about myself.

That’s not the point. Most of them don’t think that they are a hot mess but they all do think they know what’s best for you. I think that’s what the op is getting at.

ANDDDDDD thats not MY POINT.

No one should be speaking on anyone’s life, if their life isn’t together.

Get it!?

That isn't true. Anyone can give advice and you can choose whether to take it or not. If it resonates and stays with you then it's probably something you need to think about and incorporate

No boo, it’s true. There’s a reason why the saying ā€œdon’t stand on a soapboxā€ exist.

It’s not my fault I got you Virgos shook because I told you y’all shit DOES stink yet y’all going around acting like saints. No Virgo is going to have weight with me, when their own man is a struggle project.

Virgos need to fix their own lives, instead of offer unsolicited advice.

Isn;t standing on a soapbox expressing strong opinions to an audience.. ?

Sort of what you are doing now 🤣

but I love you to bits so I won't argue with you anymore
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You put me on this box though didn't you? No one told you to reply to a comment that was made pages back, righttttt?

Yeah...

&& ā€œGet off your soapboxā€ is used EXACTLY how I said it; it’s to stop lecturing and talking down to others like you are the paragon of perfection. I.e. critical and judgmental Virgos thinking they’re providing advice, when they’re just providing judgment.
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Sorry. Every Virgo I’ve known has been a hot mess in their love life, and not all of them can dress, nor do they always be in their bag.

One of my laziest coworkers is a Virgo.

So at this point, a Virgo can’t tell me anything about myself.

That’s not the point. Most of them don’t think that they are a hot mess but they all do think they know what’s best for you. I think that’s what the op is getting at.

ANDDDDDD thats not MY POINT.

No one should be speaking on anyone’s life, if their life isn’t together.

Get it!?

That isn't true. Anyone can give advice and you can choose whether to take it or not. If it resonates and stays with you then it's probably something you need to think about and incorporate

No boo, it’s true. There’s a reason why the saying ā€œdon’t stand on a soapboxā€ exist.

It’s not my fault I got you Virgos shook because I told you y’all shit DOES stink yet y’all going around acting like saints. No Virgo is going to have weight with me, when their own man is a struggle project.

Virgos need to fix their own lives, instead of offer unsolicited advice.

Isn;t standing on a soapbox expressing strong opinions to an audience.. ?

Sort of what you are doing now 🤣

but I love you to bits so I won't argue with you anymore

You put me on this box though didn't you? No one told you to reply to a comment that was made pages back, righttttt?

Yeah...

&& ā€œGet off your soapboxā€ is used EXACTLY how I said it; it’s to stop lecturing and talking down to others like you are the paragon of perfection. I.e. critical and judgmental Virgos thinking they’re providing advice, when they’re just providing judgment.

Sorry
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Told y’all to stop trying me. Lol. I still like you, so I’m not mad, but sheesh, struck a nerve saying ā€œVirgos shouldn’t be telling people SHITTT!ā€
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Lol aight yo,

Her Aries moon, I think šŸ˜…

Maybe. But let’s not play me like I’m snapping, when lxi was the one who started this back and forth. All I did was share my experience, how you gonna then argue with me on MY experience?

No one's playing you or wanting to
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Okay
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What does ā€œIf you manage to manage themā€ mean for Leo/Aquarius?

Is this bossiness?? 😩😭😭

Leo’s are simple people. Your sun and moon should make things effortless for you.

I was confused with my reading comprehension of that post, which is why I asked the question.

My sun and moon combo may be effortless but I’m clueless at most things involving what I don’t know, so it doesn’t help lol.

Sometimes it’s better not to know. Just so you can be that much more authentic.
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I just wanted to know what the post meant lol I wasn't thinking that much into it. I can only be my authentic self. Everyone is supposedly "simple" This is just a pat of me being authentic and wanting to know what something meant because I'm curious like that.