Aquaman

*cough* the golden age of cartoons *cough*.

no it is gay i'll agree

"I'm glad I read comic books, because there Aquaman has a beard, long haird, and a trident on his hand. Way color. Also, is that how the average Pisces male look? They are fish men afterall."

i read spawn, that was an eye opener

no i wouldnt say that is how a typical pisces man look
libras and gems are gayer

im growing a beard, i wear a big coat and carry a backpack with me most if the time.
people think im a terrorist 🙂

i think pisces are the actual fish as opposed to the man

i never understood the purpose of haveing a little patch of hair underneath the bottom lip. now i do

"i never understood the purpose of haveing a little patch of hair underneath the bottom lip. now i do "

Before I think it was dudes who wanted to look well groomed for like business type stuff or something like that.Kinda like those french manicures for women may of had somthing to do with "statis".Now it IS to look gay yes,the metro sexual thing being "hot"!

Tia
well i still do see alot of guys with goatees here but their perfectly staight......but then again, i live in toronto

Think backstreet boys,metro sexual are straight guys who try to look gay to appeal young females more(generally younger girls)

As far as I know, men use facial hair to please women. That might be the reason you are looking for Illmatic?

had to go to a party today and due to the excessive nagging from both scorpio and cancer girl i had to shave.

"had to go to a party today and due to the excessive nagging from both scorpio and cancer girl i had to shave."

Were you dating one of them?My pisces BF likes to give me rugburn on purpose and he won't shave or let it grow enough to not pick on me😢

🙂 RUGBURNS!!!


i wasnt dating either of them. i really dont want to. anyway were just friends and i owe them for a past favor

yup,it literally feels like he sandpapers my face when he decides he's going to bug me with his facial hair.He keeps it trimmed enough to still have the "stubble" feeling to it just to harrass me.He's just lucky he's cute or else he might get beat up one of these days😢

"He keeps it trimmed enough to still have the "stubble" feeling to it just to harrass me."

ROFL!

thats what happens when you dont use electric razors. scorpio girl will buy me one soon. 🙂

"yup,it literally feels like he sandpapers my face when he decides he's going to bug me with his facial hair.He keeps it trimmed enough to still have the "stubble" feeling to it just to harrass me."

pain for pleasure?

Pain for me,fun for him especially after I kinda made faces when ever he had just normal stubble before he grew it.

Men with perfectly trimmed sideburns are lame lame lame!

GeminiLover, I am with you! Give me facial hair! Not stubble, it hurts! I like the under the chin goatee long....Scruffy men are sexy!

Illmatic, are you dating both a Scorp and a Cancer or are these friends?

"Illmatic, are you dating both a Scorp and a Cancer or are these friends?"

date...no im not suicidal

they both have boyfriends who hate me

They are probably just haters because you are such a hottie!

That would be pretty suicidal...The Scorp would sting you then the Crab would finish the job by snapping your head off!

CL

"That would be pretty suicidal...The Scorp would sting you then the Crab would finish the job by snapping your head off!"

i cant talk to any female when im walking with both of em
good thing their best friends.

i know another cancer girl that i keep hidden from these 2 🙂

"They are probably just haters because you are such a hottie!"

*blush* who knows

"i know another cancer girl that i keep hidden from these 2 "


Not wanting to share or you don't want a 3rd hater?

He's just a P-I-M-P!

Glad to see you showing us Cancer women love...Now when is my turn?

Tia
"Not wanting to share or you don't want a 3rd hater?"
>>>>>>>neither i never liked the first two their just one of those random people i meet who i eventually stop caring about very soon.

the third girl doenst like the other cancer or scorpio and shes calm and intelligent unlike the those other two loudmouths.

i hate going with them to the mall.....ive become their b i t c h

CL
"He's just a P-I-M-P!

Glad to see you showing us Cancer women love...Now when is my turn?"

im not much of a pimp thats my gemini friend

they say a woman is most dangerous in the final months of her pregnancy....*backs off*

It's "b/tches",pretty much have very few options with that word in particular without it turning into cookiemonster lol.

Back away SLOWLY,very,very SLOWLY,it's like a wild animal and shes been kinda "animal like" before lol🙂

Oh just an annoying scorp and cancer and then a decent one,I see.

Oh yeah haffo,is that your idea of foreplay or something with torturing a girl with facial hair?

"shes been kinda "animal like" before lol"

Ask about leos once and you'll know what I mean,right CL?

LOL Tia...YOU CAN'T TELL EVERYONE! Then they know my secret...

YES!!! It's true...I love Penis, Penis, Penis!

AND for your info Mr. Illmatic...While I AM dangerous during this time, I am also the HORNIEST (especially since I haven't had any in months, stupid baby daddy!) so this is your solution.

I am like the Praying Mantis or the Black Widow Spider...dip in, make me happy (Don't really need sperm, that's been taken care of) then leave quickly before I bite off your head!!! If you survive...it will be well worth it.

😉 CL/Cm2

I want to know...Where the HELL did they get these replacement names from? I mean, the blue guy on Sesame Street was pretty cool....He ate alot of cookies, but I wouldn't refer to him as a b/tch!

What's up with that DXP Gods?

I don't know donkeys pretty cool when you call someone a dumb ass.Thats one of the ones thats just "like cool thats a better name" lol.But then again toto was the way I found that one out so don't know if that counts,thats what I was thinking but it is an insult to the donkeys compared to the original name.Donkeys are cool dammit.😢

CL

"AND for your info Mr. Illmatic...While I AM dangerous during this time, I am also the HORNIEST (especially since I haven't had any in months, stupid baby daddy!) so this is your solution."

dangerous, horny...same thing
i wish being 18 made "this" illegal
CL go ask GL for some lovin

"I am like the Praying Mantis or the Black Widow Spider...dip in, make me happy (Don't really need sperm, that's been taken care of) then leave quickly before I bite off your head!!! If you survive...it will be well worth it."

yes yes i bet you are and i bet you a sweet person underneath the venom and biting of heads.


why censor when you know 10 year olds arent ever going to visit this site?

prolly the same person complaning to GL that her son was doing the hanky panky with her daughter. reminds me of Kyles mom from south park.

"And the story is a little off... It was nephew, who simply touched the butt of this woman's daughter. (But the young girl grabbed HIS crotch, so...)"

sorry im forgetting everythng now all i got in my head is bio and more bio.

well in ny case people got the message these forums have got to end the censorship. im sick of learning a new vocab.

"Uh... Why would CL ask ME for some lovin'? Hahahahaha"
^^^^^^^
OFA style ending there


in any case im trying to divert the attention in your direction.
shes all for the pickin' CL

Vagina is lame, lame, lame...Plus I already have one...don't need ANY more.

I understand you have many many women...but you don't have to pawn me off on a chick....My bar is strictly non-alcoholic...No lick-her license for me! 😛

*Storms off* I'm going to the LEO board! The fishie is not feeling me...On second thought...Where's that Gemini friend of yours...perhaps he is up for an adventure! One P-I-M-P to another....

Hold up, wait a minute...let me put some pimpin in it!

Illmatic

Isn't she a b!tch? She got pregnant for the same tendency that she is currently laying on you. Maybe she never will wise up.

CL
"Vagina is lame, lame, lame...Plus I already have one...don't need ANY more."

>>>phhhsh.......vagina is not lame you know that

"I understand you have many many women...but you don't have to pawn me off on a chick....My bar is strictly non-alcoholic...No lick-her license for me!"

>>>me i just want one girl, but im no playa. sigh...must have taken you all day to think of that joke.

*Storms off* I'm going to the LEO board! The fishie is not feeling me...On second thought...Where's that Gemini friend of yours...perhaps he is up for an adventure! One P-I-M-P to another....

>>>>please CL...you very being aggressive...but i like it. 🙂 and gem is getting his aids test done or something, wait for the results.

Hold up, wait a minute...let me put some pimpin in it!
>>>your a pimp? since when?

"Isn't she a c!!kiemonster? She got pregnant for the same tendency that she is currently laying on you. Maybe she never will wise up."

no Haffo she isnt. you may hae noticed we have different style of thinking.
no she got pregnant becasue someone wasnt using a condom
i know very little about Cl and her pisces bf so i cant really comment on this
to shes was just joking around in the previous posts

She simply had sex without condom and got pregnant for what she accuses her bf. I mean, this thing takes two people. Somehow only one of them is guilty. Idiotic woman.

That and GL is already creepypants' chick anyways,she(CP) got to her before I did😢

Hafool...

I am so tired of your BULL! WHY the F-u--C-K are you so worried about me and my babies? Are they your babies? Are you responsible for them? Do you have to take care of them? NO! So why do you keep bringing them and my business into a topic that had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with you or your stupid outlook on life.

BESIDES...When did I EVER say that me being pregnant was only his fault? WHEN? Prove this to me...Go through my posts and SHOW me where I said that. Come on, you are so damn smart and know so much...YOU are the f-ing idiot who keeps saying that it is all my fault because YOU don't know anything about the sexual reprodution process.

HOW PATHETIC ARE YOU?!!! A 25 year old VIRGIN trying to tell me about my life like you know ANYTHING! You are so stupid it AMAZES me! It is a wonder that any woman would ever want such a loser, so you won't ever have to worry about having kids and you NEED to stop worring about mine.

Oh you want to turn this into cat and mouse game. NO WAY! People must be idiot to not understand that.

So, you are an idiot and don't try to prent to be like a smart one, because you are not.

"YOU are the treetr-nk idiot who keeps saying that it is all my fault because YOU don't know anything about the sexual reprodution process."

Yeah, you an perfect example for me. Me will never be like you. Get lost.

" HOW PATHETIC ARE YOU?!!! A 25 year old VIRGIN trying to tell me about my life like you know ANYTHING!"

I know enough and THAT works for me. Again gel lost and don't try to pretend like you a smart one. I % 100 know how you think. Idiotic mind playing woman. Get lost!!!

"It is a wonder that any woman would ever want such a loser, so you won't ever have to worry about having kids and you NEED to stop worring about mine."

Again you proved yourself to be a person lacking a tiny amount of perception. Who the fuck gives a shit about your pathetic ways of trying to harass me. You worth nothing and life gives you what you deserved.

HARASS YOU— PLEASE!!! I have NO interest in chasing people around the board especially dumb ass no p8ssy getting loser like you! WHY?

I have tried so hard to ignore you, but you refuse to leave ME alone. If you don't give a crap about me and my life...WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING IT UP? WHY DO YOU KEEP WRITING ABOUT IT? WHY DID YOU TAKE THE TIME OUT OF YOUR "BUSY" LIFE TO EVEN WRITE ANYTHING ON THIS POST? WHY? WHY? WHY?

1. I wasn't talking to you in the first place.
2. I made NO reference whatsoever to you or anything that you stand for.
3. EVERYTIME I try to have a conversation with someone else, you try to butt in and try to put me down for something that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with you. NOTHING!!!!

It seems to me YOU are the one harassing me! You say I am trying to make this into a cat-mouse game but you make comments like calling me a B/tCh for NO REASON, KNOWING I am not going to just sit by and let you call me names like that and defame my name. You are like a two-year old begging for attention...When noone is talking to you, you HAVE to say something STUPID or demeaning so you can get a little bit of attention. I see right through you! At least I am HONEST with myself about liking attention...And you say I am the one playing ming games? You are playing childish "look at me" games.

Oh and you STILL have not proved to me WHERE I SAID THE PREGNANCY WAS ALL HIS FAULT!!! Where? WHERE? You obviously have alot of time on your hands so find it. Oh yeah, but all you are is TALK...I back up everything I say and I KNOW I am not the only person who thinks you are a pathetic loser with nothing better to do than spoil everyone else's fun.

So how about life has given YOU what you deserve...a lonely pathetic existence where you can only play out your homo-erotic fantasies about spanking men's ass on a computer. Dude, they have porno websites for that, check them out...

S/h/i/t/ hit the fan for this conversation

anyway what the hell were we talking about?