@MellowDee
21 Years1,000+ Posts
YES! I have been dashed by paper and it hurts 😢
And it's so sudden too. The blood starts pumpin almost before you're aware that you've been stabbed by a piece of paper!
Yeah, and the cut is soooooo tiny. Ha, imagine get a few of those all over your body ... you wouldn't survive that 😄
Watch out office personnel, the paper you use may not be so passive and harmless afterall.....
It blows the biggest bubbles in the universe!!!!.....hey maybe we could do a news broadcast on killer paper?! how'z about it?! lol 😉
"UNCOVERED" The secret the "papers" didn't want to reveal. The Paper War....
yes!! I'M THERE LOL!!.....can I be Anderson Cooper? 🙂 lol just kidding
I knew someone who cut their eyeball on a lottery ticket. That was pretty sick.
it wasn't on tv, 'twere one of my buddies
she was working at the quickway and bent down quick to get a back and sliced her eye on a lottery ticket...and you could see the cut on her eye..
back = bag
The piece of paper that nearly tore me to shreds....
what's exaturation? Morning Cap! Is it still morning in your part of India?
It's just 10:20am here in Dublin, Ireland now. So that means you're 4 hours ahead there? Yip that makes sense.
Well first off it's an exageration expressed using an idiom that happens to link up with the literal interpretation of the sentence in a ironic kinda way.
Yahoo indeed! The weekend was a great invention altogether. Fair play to whoever came up with that idea.
Hi archer. Where are you located? You don't have to give me exact co-ordinate references or anything, just a country/state should do!
Hey archer that sounds "nice" indeed where you are. I have never been to the South of France. It's pretty nice here too on the east coast of Ireland. Nice gentle nippy breeze and the sky is still bright blue, before the overcast grey rainyness of winter sets in.
Yeah Ireland's pretty cool. And definitely the place to go if you're looking for the "craic" (that's Irish for fun/excitement/entertainment/a laugh) and we have it down to a fine art here in Ireland 🙂
I didn't think there was still really a chill between England and France anymore, but does it persist?
Yeah and the Irish are unofficially the "paddys" or the "stupid Irish" which is a throw back from the way it was nearly 2 hundred years ago between the English and the Irish but I personally have never encountered this type of subtle racism whenever I am around English people. I really think all this kind of silliness is fading out with each new generation. I think the bonds of the EU are also contributing to a sense that we all are EU siblings with eachother and that there is strength in numbers and being part of a larger extended community as opposed to being arrogant, alone and isolated.
Yeah and I know it's a pain the way there are still visa and passport restrictions for travelling between UK & Ireland and the rest of the EU. But I can see why they do have to be a bit more careful at filtering and checking all flow of travellers to these countries as they act like the outernmost boundary of the EU community and as a portal to the USA for example.
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I wonder if anyone's ever seriously injured themselves by giving themselves a paper cut?
I'm just after giving myself a deepish paper cut when I was shirvelling something up to throw it in the bin.