Who needs friend finder

When you can have foe finder? 😛

Ok, everyone fight now. If you can't think of anything to fight about, no worries. Just pick a meaningless one.

Hell, pick a fight with me, for crying out loud. Lay it allllll on me. Come on, DXP, BRING IT ON!!!!

hehe

*Throws a rock at the crazy*

oh come on Yama. you know as well as i what DXP is really all about 😛.

or...what it has transformed into.

by the way, i got you a present...

straight from the good ole U.S. of A.

Crazys...

notso, what I did wasn't exactly instigating....here is a prime example of instigating:

Aquarians suck ew I hate them BARF ALL OVER AQUARIANS!!!!

I was merely setting up the platform for OTHERS to instigate.

*Throws another rock at the crazy*

stop throwing rocks at me, dammit!!!! and I am not crazy! *big purple vein in forehead swells and twitches*

*glances around in bewilderment*

No...no! YOU!!!! YOU'RE CRAZIES!!!! GRAGGGGGH!!!!!!!! *runs into pole*

hey, dju guys see judge floro?

wh-You aren't doing this correctly.

aquarians are really robots cause they have no emotions I think they are cold and stupid lol haha they are always boring

I WILL NOT BE STOPPED BY PROPER PANCTUATION!

(The person who guesses who I was impersonationg gets a cookie)

"(The person who guesses who I was impersonationg gets a cookie)"

God, I think it's infectious.

haha Yama...gimme my cookie 'cause I sooo know who it is.

Yeah, it wasn't all that hard.

Still, you'll have to actually write his name, as I can't just hand out a virtual cookie without a good reason.
That'd be anarchy.

"How's that for a gathering?"

I know, stunning really! *settles down into plush, velvety throne* Who would have known that DXP would attract such a simply DAZZLING array of personalities.

By the way, the invitation for attacking me still stands.

"You didn't guess outloud."

sssshhhh...it's like a wish...if you say it out loud...it loses all the magic 😢

its starts with a K and ends with an S.

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Lady M gets a cookie!

*cover's mother's ears*

its starts with a K and ends with an S.

Umm, Yama, hellooooooooo, I want my damn cookie, and I want it now! *stamps foot and holds out open palm*

Yo mama so fat small objects orbit her.

YAY! I thought I was the only one who noticed...at first I had to decipher but now I get it.
I still luv him tho.

wh-You didn't guess it right, and I can't go around just handing people virtual cookies, do you think I'm made of cookies? Of course not, Yo mama would have devoured me.

o really, only when the good ol males are there. But they only talk about themselves.

*looks down her nose at Yama*

Nevermind, I am not going to sink to your inferior level, peon. Now bow and kiss my little toe, and if you're lucky I'll give you a couple more cookies with which to amuse yourself.

"You found porn of me, so what!!"

I KNEW IT!

please. who the hell cares if ALV lied. i don't find it entertaining...i find it....LAME. 😛

"o really, only when the good ol males are there. But they only talk about themselves."

Nothing wrong with amour-propre.🙂

"Nevermind, I am not going to sink to your inferior level, peon. Now bow and kiss my little toe, and if you're lucky I'll give you a couple more cookies with which to amuse yourself."

Oww, the hoi polloi gets uppity lately.😛

did anyone by any chance notice that this thread was a bit sardonic? or were you too distracted by the craziness of it all? lol

*Throws another rock at the crazy*

Classics never get old.

"Oww, the hoi polloi gets uppity lately."

Excuse me? Hoi polloi? I? Get to scrubbing my floors, cretan. And, just for that, I am taking away your superior collection of pornography which I willingly allowed you to keep out of the goodness of my heart and the deep sense of pity I feel for people in your..position.

I wasn't inviting you per se, but thanks for the heads up.

"Get to scrubbing my floors, cretan. And, just for that, I am taking away your superior collection of pornography which I willingly allowed you to keep out of the goodness of my heart and the deep sense of pity I feel for people in your..position."

I don't have any porn, so HAH!

I feel no empathy for this...this...disgrace to very humanity. I warned him numerous times of the consequences of such belligerent behavior as he has displayed. My mercy has been stretched to its limit, and beyond.

"I don't have any porn, so HAH!"

Well, naturally, now that I have retrieved it. *shoves Yama's nose to the floor with pristinely manicured and well-shoed foot* Now scrub.

Well, after this amusing and brief interval we can get back on topic.

Yo mama so fat, when she walks on the street people look at her and go "dang, she's fat!"

*looks at Yama with utter disdain*

I gave you your chance. *motions to guards*

Off with his head.

We aim to please. Farewell and godspeed.

sb, you mean that in a good way, right?

"This place I think has always been a place for verbal jousting, and almost everyone here has had some sort of match. It is sport, entertainment, like debate with no substance."

Yeah, it can be fun, but the level in dxp is extremely low, so it's mostly a waste of time.

I stick around for the astrology.
Unfortunately, astrology usually accompanies stupidity.

Yes, I've noticed.
But really, this is a pretty good place to practice my english, there is no pressure to be verbose, and nobody minds another laconic poster, as this is pretty much the norm.

Agua-I know, I'm talking about this board specifically, not trash-talking/flaming in general.

LMAO @ sb. I noticed. I can usually tell the non english as first language speakers...they are usually more proper. The uk english people are a bit diff. in spelling and use of words.

But I agree, this place lets me say things I dont say in a day, week, month or even year. I dont talk much so....this it.

*this is it

Well this isnt the DXP I first knew, so yes my feelings have changed, but i have hope for the place, besides their still a fun diverse group left to play with.

Actaually this place forces me to use better spelling, rather than chatting on IM...thats killing my spelling and language skills.

"I've picked up arguing skills from someone a few months ago and some pop culture tidbits, little bit of news, and that probably about it."

Who did she pick the arguing skills from?