i've seen him in 'willard' and 'tcm' man....he is definitely an awesome actor, such a natural!! He plays those mean, ruthless parts to perfection..!!!!! ...and he has a witty sense of humour in r/l too.
Not to mention he has an awesome show on the History Channel called Mail Call where he talks about a whole bunch of military stuff like weapons, different military forces, vehicles, etc. I love him long time!
Here's one of the funniest parts of Full Metal Jacket:
Private Joker: Is that you John Wayne? Is it me?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. [Gunnery Sgt. Hartman grabs Pvt. Cowboy by the shirt]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm, I bet it was you.
Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!
Private Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister! [Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Private Joker: Sir, Yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps!
Private Joker: Sir, to kill, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: So you're a killer!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then let me see your war face!
Private Joker: [nervously] Sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face! ARRRRRRRRRGH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, you didn't convince me, let me see your REAL war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You still don't scare me! Work on it!
Yup, that's Ermey all right, i could actually (hear) his voice as i read that..LOL!!! It's SO distinct, real hard to forget..*great scene, btw!
anyway, here's a couple funny scenes from *Willard* ....one stylish creepy lil film, i love..
["Ermey" as Mr. Martin]
"One week. You've been late for so many hours it equals an ENTIRE week!!"
Mr. Martin... I'm sorry
"I want my week back! I've discussed it with counsel... I may not be able to fire you, but by God, it's well within my right to administer fiscal disciplinary reprimand."
I know that you must be tired of this excuse. But what can I do, my mother is sick.
"You don't give a shit about your mother! If you did, you'd jog for work on time because now look what's happened."
"You're out a week's pay."
"Ohh, you don't like that, then quit! Act like a man for once in your life and just quit. You're a slimy puky piece of shit. You wouldn't make a pimple on my grandmother's tush!!"
~~~
"Do you like my new S, Willard? My new car, my new Mercedes? I saw you drooling over it."
Oh, yes...eh, Mr. Martin. It's eh...
"Do you why know I have that car? I'm driving that horsepower V masterpiece for you, and your fellow employees."
"See, buyers feel a sense of security when they can receive proof that they're dealing with a successful man."
"So when I whip into to that parking lot behind the wheel of my brand new Mercedes AMG class, they're buying from us over the slob in the Jaguar S-type."
"Do you know why I can afford to plug down bucks for that legend of the competition horse?"
"Because I'm a successful man!!!"
"Because I've never been late to my work a single day of my life! Because when I come to work, I don't show up in one of my DEAD FATHER'S CHEAP SUITS!!!"
Message posted by: Gaurav_Aries on 12/22/2006 2:07:16 PM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.11 Hey Canci...long time no newz ?
hehe.. hmmm, let me see!
- I'm gonna give cancers a new and hot image (we deserve it GODDAMNIT!!) - Amanda kicked Animal Mother's ass in bed! She's currently on her way to TdaA (hey.. he had it coming.. 😛) - I'm crazy about Frederico Franchi's song "Cream", but I'm listening to "Little Sister" of queens of the stone age at the moment - Aaaand? I don't know what I'll be doing next; yoga (being flexible is a must!) or pole dancing (that cream song comes in very handy you know, but so does little sister when I come to think of it). Oh well, maybe I'll start a knitting course..
Message posted by: Gaurav_Aries on 12/22/2006 2:07:16 PM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.11 Hey Canci...long time no newz ?
"hehe.. hmmm, let me see!
- I'm gonna give cancers a new and hot image (we deserve it GODDAMNIT!!) - Amanda kicked Animal Mother's ass in bed! She's currently on her way to TdaA (hey.. he had it coming.. ) - I'm crazy about Frederico Franchi's song "Cream", but I'm listening to "Little Sister" of queens of the stone age at the moment - Aaaand? I don't know what I'll be doing next; yoga (being flexible is a must!) or pole dancing (that cream song comes in very handy you know, but so does little sister when I come to think of it). Oh well, maybe I'll start a knitting course.."
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