R. Lee Ermey is an Aries...

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Not to mention he has an awesome show on the History Channel called Mail Call where he talks about a whole bunch of military stuff like weapons, different military forces, vehicles, etc. I love him long time!

Here's one of the funniest parts of Full Metal Jacket:

Private Joker: Is that you John Wayne? Is it me?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman grabs Pvt. Cowboy by the shirt]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?

Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm, I bet it was you.

Private Cowboy: Sir, no Sir!

Private Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman punches Pvt. Joker in the stomach]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Private Joker: Sir, Yes sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps!

Private Joker: Sir, to kill, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: So you're a killer!

Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then let me see your war face!

Private Joker: [nervously] Sir?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face! ARRRRRRRRRGH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!

Private Joker: Ahhhh!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, you didn't convince me, let me see your REAL war face!

Private Joker: Ahhhhhh!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You still don't scare me! Work on it!

Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!

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Yup, that's Ermey all right, i could actually (hear) his voice as i read that..LOL!!! It's SO distinct, real hard to forget..*great scene, btw!

anyway, here's a couple funny scenes from *Willard* ....one stylish creepy lil film, i love..

["Ermey" as Mr. Martin]

"One week. You've been late for so many hours it equals an ENTIRE week!!"

Mr. Martin... I'm sorry

"I want my week back! I've discussed it with counsel... I may not be able to fire you, but by God, it's well within my right to administer fiscal disciplinary reprimand."

I know that you must be tired of this excuse. But what can I do, my mother is sick.

"You don't give a shit about your mother! If you did, you'd jog for work on time because now look what's happened."

"You're out a week's pay."

"Ohh, you don't like that, then quit! Act like a man for once in your life and just quit. You're a slimy puky piece of shit. You wouldn't make a pimple on my grandmother's tush!!"

~~~

"Do you like my new S, Willard? My new car, my new Mercedes? I saw you drooling over it."

Oh, yes...eh, Mr. Martin. It's eh...

"Do you why know I have that car? I'm driving that horsepower V masterpiece for you, and your fellow employees."

"See, buyers feel a sense of security when they can receive proof that they're dealing with a successful man."

"So when I whip into to that parking lot behind the wheel of my brand new Mercedes AMG class, they're buying from us over the slob in the Jaguar S-type."

"Do you know why I can afford to plug down bucks for that legend of the competition horse?"

"Because I'm a successful man!!!"

"Because I've never been late to my work a single day of my life! Because when I come to work, I don't show up in one of my DEAD FATHER'S CHEAP SUITS!!!"
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Message posted by: Gaurav_Aries on 12/22/2006 2:07:16 PM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.11
Hey Canci...long time no newz ?

hehe.. hmmm, let me see!

- I'm gonna give cancers a new and hot image (we deserve it GODDAMNIT!!)
- Amanda kicked Animal Mother's ass in bed! She's currently on her way to TdaA (hey.. he had it coming.. 😛)
- I'm crazy about Frederico Franchi's song "Cream", but I'm listening to "Little Sister" of queens of the stone age at the moment
- Aaaand? I don't know what I'll be doing next; yoga (being flexible is a must!) or pole dancing (that cream song comes in very handy you know, but so does little sister when I come to think of it). Oh well, maybe I'll start a knitting course..
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Message posted by: Gaurav_Aries on 12/22/2006 2:07:16 PM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.11
Hey Canci...long time no newz ?

"hehe.. hmmm, let me see!

- I'm gonna give cancers a new and hot image (we deserve it GODDAMNIT!!)
- Amanda kicked Animal Mother's ass in bed! She's currently on her way to TdaA (hey.. he had it coming.. )
- I'm crazy about Frederico Franchi's song "Cream", but I'm listening to "Little Sister" of queens of the stone age at the moment
- Aaaand? I don't know what I'll be doing next; yoga (being flexible is a must!) or pole dancing (that cream song comes in very handy you know, but so does little sister when I come to think of it). Oh well, maybe I'll start a knitting course.."

Take Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu instead of yoga, that'll be way hot. Just look at all the sexy!: http://www.lockflow.com/article_view.php?id=181<BR>
You can mount me any day. 🙂
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Message posted by: cancimini on 12/24/2006 7:14:57 AM ip: xxx.xxx.xxx.245
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I was looking for that one!! awesomely sexy (I know I'm fucked up)

DAMN, why do I know the exact aries that lives and breathes Animal Mother?
.. well, ANOTHER one hehe"

Haha, that was a major cockblock.

Here's so more sexy:

http://www.lockflow.com/article_view.php?id=181<BR>
I can be the guy on bottom, you on top. Heh heh.