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100 ways to get rid of a girl
Criticize her weight in a passive aggressive way.
Say things like "should you really be eating that?"
Say things like "should you really be eating that?"
Stop showering. Wear the same clothes for days. Stop giving a shit. Be lazy. Leave trash everywhere. Piss all over the toilet. Leave nail clippings all over the place. Don't clean the sink up after shaving. Pretend like it doesn't matter.
Just say classic crap 'it's not you its me' - I hate your guts! Get lost! And don't call me because I am busy from now on...
Or 'you are cute but I like...guys'
Or 'my father just took me off the will'
Common! Be creative! Is she a psycho?
Or 'you are cute but I like...guys'
Or 'my father just took me off the will'
Common! Be creative! Is she a psycho?
Posted by MissDiamondDifferent signs in astrology are giving input
What the fuck does this have to do with astrology?
Fuck her mom. And record it. And send her a copy of the dvd (who the fuck does VHS these days??)
Ask her to join you on a double date, show up with your date and ask her where's hers...
Posted by Eddie_VanjoviYou're evil lol
Before she wakes up, urinate on her face.
Tell her u have an std
Invite her on expensive dates and make her pay
Posted by Eddie_VanjoviI'm a huge fan of nerfgun wars- you'd never get rid of meh
Note: I didn't say kill her and nowhere did I say what to shoot her with.
Posted by MissDiamondThis is how you keep a girl.
Flirt with other women in front of her
Talk about how beautiful you find other women
Talk about your exes and say you still see them sometimes
By remaining an asshole...you'll still be a catch.
Posted by Eddie_VanjoviLOLPosted by infiresDraw penises on her face in permanent marker before she wakes up to go to work.
cheat on her with someone else
bad mouth her appearance, choice of friends, family
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I've done this to a mate- it's a sign of love tho
Posted by Mike79Because kind, treat her well, and tell her you really like her and want what you all have to go somewhere.
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She will leave you for an asshole.
Posted by MissDiamondI'm telling you this is what I've learned. These are the facts.Posted by AdreamuponwakingI don't know what women can be kept like that but I personally can't stand assholes like that.Posted by MissDiamondThis is how you keep a girl.
Flirt with other women in front of her
Talk about how beautiful you find other women
Talk about your exes and say you still see them sometimes
By remaining an asshole...you'll still be a catch.
Asshole ≠ Exciting
Not asshole ≠ Boringclick to expand
Most women date jerks until they hit 30.
That is when and only when the nice geeky guy w/ a good job that they friend zoned years ago starts to look good. But by then it is often too late.
Geeky guy usually turns into another jerk by then due to years of rejection and also due to all of the new found attention women are giving to him now that he has a great career.
I've also learned that women don't want want to own up to this phenomena.
Find her hair salon, and get in on the 'salon gossip.'
Be sure to high five all the ladies when you do this.
She will kick you to the curb in no time.
Be sure to high five all the ladies when you do this.
She will kick you to the curb in no time.
Posted by MissDiamondI'm glad nice girls like you still exist.Posted by AdreamuponwakingI agree with you. It's usually after a few kids by the "bad guy" or "bad guys" and 30+ lbs later those women realize that the jerks are not the way to go. I'm 26 y/o and I have never been attracted to the asshole type. I got married at the age of 24 and couldn't be happier with my husband. 🙂Posted by MissDiamondI'm telling you this is what I've learned. These are the facts.Posted by AdreamuponwakingI don't know what women can be kept like that but I personally can't stand assholes like that.Posted by MissDiamondThis is how you keep a girl.
Flirt with other women in front of her
Talk about how beautiful you find other women
Talk about your exes and say you still see them sometimes
By remaining an asshole...you'll still be a catch.
Asshole ≠ Exciting
Not asshole ≠ Boring
Most women date jerks until they hit 30.
That is when and only when the nice geeky guy w/ a good job that they friend zoned years ago starts to look good. But by then it is often too late.
Geeky guy usually turns into another jerk by then due to years of rejection and also due to all of the new found attention women are giving to him now that he has a great career.
I've also learned that women don't want want to own up to this phenomena.
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I tried finding one at the library and at church.
No such luck.
Tell her your only into men
Tell her you are doing a Kaitlin Jenner
That should do it
Lol
That should do it
Lol
Tell her you have developed a nappy (diaper) fetish and you want her to change it four times a day
Right before insertion start talking about your admiration for your mom.
The hard way:
call her 5 times a day and more
send her countless of messages with stupid jokes and pics
ask her why she hasn't replied to your text for like 2 minutes and say "did I do anything wrong"
My mom likes you and you remind me of her
I love you
The easy way:
Her: Does this dress make me look fat?
Him: Hell no! The fat does.
call her 5 times a day and more
send her countless of messages with stupid jokes and pics
ask her why she hasn't replied to your text for like 2 minutes and say "did I do anything wrong"
My mom likes you and you remind me of her
I love you
The easy way:
Her: Does this dress make me look fat?
Him: Hell no! The fat does.
I've seen "prank" videos of boyfriends playing jokes on their girlfriends and it's amazing those guys aren't all single yet.
Method #1 for me is to let them know how much I like them.
Works every time.
Works every time.
I was going to say fuck her friend but if you want gauranteed id say give her an sti
Tell her you are looking for a sugar momma
Posted by Eddie_VanjoviRight before 'dick in pussy' doesn't have quiet the same impact. Don't hate.Posted by LadyNeptune"insertion"
Right before insertion start talking about your admiration for your mom.
This is getting far to technical for the male brain in regards to sex. This isn't a surgery.
"And now, extend your galmerous seremptine by moderate agitation of the muscular perfillia around the penis. With a moderate velocity, insert slightly below the ... finish by injecting surmen into the female cavity, also known as, the vagina."click to expand
Posted by DistilledWhat the fuck is wrong with you? You remember a ing about a person, and weeks later pull it out to insult them? What's wrong with you——?Posted by SkyeLolPosted by TheSag
The easy way:
Her: Does this dress make me look fat?
Him: Hell no! The fat does.
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Posted by DistilledPosted by bricklemarkOh the irony.Posted by DistilledWhat the fuck is wrong with you? You remember a ing about a person, and weeks later pull it out to insult them? What's wrong with you——?Posted by SkyeLolPosted by TheSag
The easy way:
Her: Does this dress make me look fat?
Him: Hell no! The fat does.
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What irony—??
Be you.
That's sure as hell do it.
That's sure as hell do it.
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