100 ways to get rid of a guy

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Drop stinky farts

Don't brush your teeth

Beat his friends in belching contests.

Pee standing up

Burp like a man

Show him your bushy arms and legs

Tell him your pregnant during the 1 night stand

Key his car

Surprise him with man parts

Posted by Deedee86
Drop stinky farts

Don't brush your teeth

Beat his friends in belching contests.

Do you want him to leave or actually make him propose?

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Posted by Deedee86
Drop stinky farts

Don't brush your teeth

Beat his friends in belching contests.

Do you want him to leave or actually make him propose?

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Is there bonus points if the burps stink like the farts?

Treat him like a little punk in front of his friends.

That's a challenge!

Hair said she farted in his face and he havent left. So...

No way? Or call him impotent! Idk

I did said to my Scorp that with loving care and good nutrition I could have him...after he performed twice in 1 hour...and he is still ok! So...that's a challenge! ?

Wear granny panties and grow a big bush and long leg hair

Posted by pinkbird03
Wear granny panties and grow a big bush and long leg hair

Then raise your arm to call over a waiter while flaunting an armpit bush

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Posted by Deedee86
Drop stinky farts

Don't brush your teeth

Beat his friends in belching contests.

Do you want him to leave or actually make him propose?

Is there bonus points if the burps stink like the farts?

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He sure thinks so......

I have some weird bathroom/odor hangups. I wake up 5 minutes before him to brush my teeth and then climb back into bed. I run the water when I pee so nobody can hear me. And poop.....forget it. As far as anyone else is concerned I don't do it.

Belching? Never!

Farting? I will never admit to it.

Neurotic? Quite!

Posted by TheLibraMudra
Fart on his face

Are you blind? Done by Hair wife.

Still happy!

Tell him you just caught an STD the night before

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Fart on his face

That's an actual fetish. He'll definitely propose.

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Fart on his face

That's an actual fetish. He'll definitely propose.

lol yuk

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Time for you to go to school

Start forbidding him from going places. Make him ask you for your permission before he sees his friends and always say no.

Take his paycheck and give him an allowance.

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Fart on his face

That's an actual fetish. He'll definitely propose.

lol yuk

Time for you to go to school

I can't watch jerry in a children's hospital lmao

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Gotcha

When he puts on the moves in the bedroom start laughing. Just non stop laughter.

Posted by Deedee86
I have some weird bathroom/odor hangups. I wake up 5 minutes before him to brush my teeth and then climb back into bed. I run the water when I pee so nobody can hear me. And poop.....forget it. As far as anyone else is concerned I don't do it.

Belching? Never!

Farting? I will never admit to it.

Neurotic? Quite!

You'd love this design I'm working on. Master bedroom has 2 toilets, his and hers...clients must be seriously ocd, LMAO

I would need those toilets to be about 1000 feet apart and in soundproof and smell proof rooms.

@deedee86 did you write something? nothing came thru...

Posted by Deedee86
I would need those toilets to be about 1000 feet apart and in soundproof and smell proof rooms.

that could be arranged. this property is positively palatial lol

Tell him you have 4 different baby daddy's but you have no idea where they are...

Posted by GetMisted
Have his baby

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Be afraid to eat in front of him

Posted by pinkbird03
Wear granny panties and grow a big bush and long leg hair

some men LOVE love LOve german women though.

Grow a bigger dick than his

Penis envy

Posted by MissDiamond
Say that you are a feminist

Millenial men love dating feminists though..because they realize

they can stay at home and not work while wifey takes care of everything.

You apparently have never listened to any song by Drake.lol

"They tell me time is money, well we’ll spend it together

I’m down for whatever, you just lead the way

We go to dinner you don’t even look at me to pay

Mature women with more than me were the first to tempt me......

Yeah, but shout out to the homeowners

The girls that got diplomas and enough money to loan us

A little something extra, should we ever need it

If it sounds like you, then let me hear you repeat it" - Drake

Tell him he is the worst you've ever had.

I have a distinct memory of mom telling my dad this when I was 7.

Most high school romances lasted longer than their relationship.lol

ask him to marry you and you want his babies tomorrow

Posted by Mike79
Surprise him with man parts

Plot twist....he's a closet gay

Posted by LibraLovesHim
ask him to marry you and you want his babies tomorrow

What if he says Yes?! 😄

Tell him you wanna move in like tonight !