Caps after a heartbreak or breakup

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Gemitati
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He threatening to divorce me.

Then he tells me to give him marriage certificate which I look at him like...go find it yourself! YOU are the one who is divorcing!

Then he tells me to find a lawyer.

I am like fuck no! I am NOT the one who divorcing YOU!

Remember? So get your own lawyer! Dumbass!

Then he ask for a talk. Then he tells me he loves me and everything in me satisfies him.

Then he asks what in him doesn’t satisfy me. I said everything! He starting to toot his own horn! I leave the room. He texts me what’s for dinner...I bring him dinner. Fight is over...until next time...lol
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Posted by Evoxxxscorpio3

Posted by Gemitati

He threatening to divorce me.

Then he tells me to give him marriage certificate which I look at him like...go find it yourself! YOU are the one who is divorcing!

Then he tells me to find a lawyer.

I am like fuck no! I am NOT the one who divorcing YOU!

Remember? So get your own lawyer! Dumbass!

Then he ask for a talk. Then he tells me he loves me and everything in me satisfies him.

Then he asks what in him doesn’t satisfy me. I said everything! He starting to toot his own horn! I leave the room. He texts me what’s for dinner...I bring him dinner. Fight is over...until next time...lol


Sounds like fun lol
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Want to move in with us to be part of the fun? Lol
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Posted by Gemitati

He threatening to divorce me.

Then he tells me to give him marriage certificate which I look at him like...go find it yourself! YOU are the one who is divorcing!

Then he tells me to find a lawyer.

I am like fuck no! I am NOT the one who divorcing YOU!

Remember? So get your own lawyer! Dumbass!

Then he ask for a talk. Then he tells me he loves me and everything in me satisfies him.

Then he asks what in him doesn’t satisfy me. I said everything! He starting to toot his own horn! I leave the room. He texts me what’s for dinner...I bring him dinner. Fight is over...until next time...lol


Go girl 😂😂👏👏
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Posted by Lin0629

Posted by Gemitati

He threatening to divorce me.

Then he tells me to give him marriage certificate which I look at him like...go find it yourself! YOU are the one who is divorcing!

Then he tells me to find a lawyer.

I am like fuck no! I am NOT the one who divorcing YOU!

Remember? So get your own lawyer! Dumbass!

Then he ask for a talk. Then he tells me he loves me and everything in me satisfies him.

Then he asks what in him doesn’t satisfy me. I said everything! He starting to toot his own horn! I leave the room. He texts me what’s for dinner...I bring him dinner. Fight is over...until next time...lol


Go girl 😂😂👏👏
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I am going...

Yesterday I’ve been feeling sick and he wanted fancy omelet and I said ‘go ahead’...he slammed the door and isn’t speaking to me...

It has not occurred to him to make it himself...

And say before he was telling he how much he loves me and I said cut the bullshit! He loves when you cater to his whims. If you aren’t - he loves himself and I think he even cried last nigh feeling sorry for a bitch who refused him an omelet!!! One day he will just stab me for forgetting to bring a fork to the table...or napkins...
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Posted by Gemitati

He threatening to divorce me.

Then he tells me to give him marriage certificate which I look at him like...go find it yourself! YOU are the one who is divorcing!

Then he tells me to find a lawyer.

I am like fuck no! I am NOT the one who divorcing YOU!

Remember? So get your own lawyer! Dumbass!

Then he ask for a talk. Then he tells me he loves me and everything in me satisfies him.

Then he asks what in him doesn’t satisfy me. I said everything! He starting to toot his own horn! I leave the room. He texts me what’s for dinner...I bring him dinner. Fight is over...until next time...lol



No wonder you’re always picking on others look at your sad little pathetic and demented life aww poor gemathotty
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Posted by Cappadonna

Posted by Gemitati

He threatening to divorce me.

Then he tells me to give him marriage certificate which I look at him like...go find it yourself! YOU are the one who is divorcing!

Then he tells me to find a lawyer.

I am like fuck no! I am NOT the one who divorcing YOU!

Remember? So get your own lawyer! Dumbass!

Then he ask for a talk. Then he tells me he loves me and everything in me satisfies him.

Then he asks what in him doesn’t satisfy me. I said everything! He starting to toot his own horn! I leave the room. He texts me what’s for dinner...I bring him dinner. Fight is over...until next time...lol



No wonder you’re always picking on others look at your sad little pathetic and demented life aww poor gemathotty
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You are an immature idiot. At least she's open about it. I wonder how sad yours would sound if you did the same.
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Posted by Cappadonna

Posted by Gemitati

He threatening to divorce me.

Then he tells me to give him marriage certificate which I look at him like...go find it yourself! YOU are the one who is divorcing!

Then he tells me to find a lawyer.

I am like fuck no! I am NOT the one who divorcing YOU!

Remember? So get your own lawyer! Dumbass!

Then he ask for a talk. Then he tells me he loves me and everything in me satisfies him.

Then he asks what in him doesn’t satisfy me. I said everything! He starting to toot his own horn! I leave the room. He texts me what’s for dinner...I bring him dinner. Fight is over...until next time...lol



No wonder you’re always picking on others look at your sad little pathetic and demented life aww poor gemathotty


You are an immature idiot. At least she's open about it. I wonder how sad yours would sound if you did the same.
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Aww is your life just as sad... haha takes one to know one asshole 😉
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Posted by Lin0629

Posted by Gemitati

He threatening to divorce me.

Then he tells me to give him marriage certificate which I look at him like...go find it yourself! YOU are the one who is divorcing!

Then he tells me to find a lawyer.

I am like fuck no! I am NOT the one who divorcing YOU!

Remember? So get your own lawyer! Dumbass!

Then he ask for a talk. Then he tells me he loves me and everything in me satisfies him.

Then he asks what in him doesn’t satisfy me. I said everything! He starting to toot his own horn! I leave the room. He texts me what’s for dinner...I bring him dinner. Fight is over...until next time...lol


Go girl 😂😂👏👏


I am going...

Yesterday I’ve been feeling sick and he wanted fancy omelet and I said ‘go ahead’...he slammed the door and isn’t speaking to me...

It has not occurred to him to make it himself...

And say before he was telling he how much he loves me and I said cut the bullshit! He loves when you cater to his whims. If you aren’t - he loves himself and I think he even cried last nigh feeling sorry for a bitch who refused him an omelet!!! One day he will just stab me for forgetting to bring a fork to the table...or napkins...
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That’s why I love Scorpio! He washes the windows!!! And mowing the lawn! And nothing is too much for him!!!

He is just like me...how can I help you? Shit! Same people never paired up!
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As a Capricorn, I can assure you that when we get our heart broken. We reflect on what went wrong. We want to be left alone and not be bothered by anybody. We get really depressed but only for a certain time. When we made up our mind, there's no turning back then we move on with our lives. We refocus on our goals just like we did before we made you our priority. We will work like crazy non-stop (I'm literally like this at the moment). I focus all my energy on work. We are very cautious people, don't trust easily and hate making mistakes, but when we really fall in love, we don't think that wisely. We pour our heart out and soul. So when things don't turn out the way we expected it to be, we feel like we FAILED and it's hard for us to accept failures. We want to be successful in career and personal lives. Maybe this is another reason why I work like crazy coz if my personal life didn't work out. I want to be REALLY successful in my career to put me back on track and of course, we like having lots of money!lol
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Everyone nailed it! I get really upset and want to think rationally and reflect. I’ll want to be alone in my thoughts and will think through everything. Then I think “if I couldn’t make my personal life work, I’m gonna make sure I am so damn successful”. Then I make a plan for my future to make a lot of money and it makes me hopeful for my future haha. No lie, we are extremely loyal when in love but the only way to pull a cap out of misery is reminding them of a successful future