I feel sick...

http://www.theonion.com/article/hellmanns-introduces-new-meat-bottom-mayo-cups-56396

I mean really "meat on the bottom" MEAT?! Why not ham?? Call em hambums, piggy bottoms. Plus it sounds sore lol!!!

And why give the illusion of a yoghurt. And finally who the F eats a cup of mayo! VOM!!! WHO WILL BUY THIS SHIT?!

Sorry feeling passionate these days. BUT REALLY!!!

Posted by blackphase
Ewww.. WTF?

Although it looks photo shopped and not real.. :/

I thought that too!!! But Google it!! They need new marketing dudes man this is awful!

Posted by m200991

Posted by LePetitFisk
lol.... it's from The Onion

lol

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Hahahaha! Exactly!!

Carnisim culture is psychotic.

Posted by LePetitFisk
lol.... it's from The Onion

Just repeating this and putting in bold for those who seem not to have gotten it.

Posted by EvilHare

Posted by CancerOnTheCusp

Posted by LePetitFisk
lol.... it's from The Onion

Just repeating this and putting in bold for those who seem not to have gotten it.

Just let them run with it. It's better that way.

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Sorry, my last shred of decency not destroyed by this site kicked in.

Everybody carry on.

I wonder if they'll come out with a bacon version...

Posted by EvilHare

Posted by The_Ands

Posted by EvilHare
Looks good.

Same

Keto friendly, too.

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I guess people dont go keto to be healthy, more an obssession with weight loss. You know the shit thats in these things? Kind of defeats any purpose to me. Don't mind eating crap just lemme be a size 0. Sheesh! modern society!

This is a hoax or rather a faux article for the sake of comedy. If you Google the item you get results from random blogs and other parody sites that have the exact same information as The Onion article. Of the blogs point back to The Onion as well.