@AfternoonDelights22
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The deadline is up but most parts are not in
from this point forward every 10 minutes I will have to knock a point off of the average rating for every part that is late
starwars and vocaroos get me like
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
starwars and vocaroos get me like
Do you think this will happen tonight?
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yes
If starwars will have a vocaroo or not idk
Just to be clear Damnata is out of the competition and finishes 3rd
The final battle is UVD vs starwars
will start posting shortly
Part 2
UVD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DHerJgtu2M
Because of her surprisingly strong french australian saturn accent starwars was kind enough to give us a translation
starwars
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FUlz3Ej2Eq
"shhhhh from Saturn to earth, do you copy? test test.
wew wew wew guess who made it to final? yup, its me.. the angel the owen hart the one and only starwars.
the big deal and the best part of the real winning team, the dream team.
it's been 10 years since ive signed up to this game. went through hell with Afternoondelights being the host, 3 of my teammates quit, got shitty mic sick and died
still i made it, because nothing stop your girl- i mean boy starwars,
Ive made it because
i've worked hard I've been winning nonstop. 5 out of 6 challenges doesn't sound so bad, eh? wink wink
Task #1
we were asked to visit the underworld, the gemini board and get as many responses as we can from them, i was on the edge of quitting..... because, geminis..
but i didnt because im the beast, I got up, took over the thread for 6 hours straight, made the thread goes from 15 pages to one thousand something which lead to us winning the game and winning DXP.
The Gemini Board will never be great again. - unless i got a similar task -
Task #2
we were asked to do duncan job for him and make one of the dead forum great again.
It was no surprise we were the winning team again, thanks to the killer promotion poster ive made and that quiz thoo, I know was so great.
the real surprise was that I did not get 5/5 AND 3 of my teammates quitted that day. left me all alone. It'd have been more fun throwing them under the bus, but nope they had to quit and ruin the fun.
Task #3
Feburary the 5th 2080, I died. The end.
Task #4
I survived death. I made the world a favor, I got up, alive. again. I popped the Champagne and threw a party for myself. I slayed another task and won for the 3rd time.
Task #5
asked to start a 1st Tier club
it was a glad you've asked type of moment.
because i know my shit, I worked on the intro exclusive things and rules, i went so far to PMing players i dont know using too many approaches; saying im the admin and for their account to get verified they have to send afternoon the link, being like Hi do you hate afternoondelights and them being like hell yeah who doesnt and me being like true, silly me. send him this link and end his life, to me pming virgos husbands saying they should do it for their wives.
it was so great i bet nights is still getting messages, cause your boy is one marketing genius.
do I deserve to win this game? of course i do
the real question is where is my 5/5?
i hope this was long enough otherwise id have to take 8 lord advice and laugh for 8 minutes straight.
thanks for the game guys, love y'all see you soon.
FUCK THE SHITTY MIC"
PART 3
Starwars
A magazine ad
UVD
A pamphlet
This is the OUTER part of the pamphlet
The INNER part of the pamphlet
Posted by starwars
you saved my life too, UVD
You should have just whispered i can hear u better! rofl
Well when @feby
and possibly @DickButt arrive we'll have a winner
Posted by starwars
you saved my life too, UVDYou should have just whispered i can hear u better! rofl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hvry0E79bu
I wanted to sound bubbly but with it tooking 10 years I was like that's it fudge this shit
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Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
@neves@AneemA
@Dreamyboy
@VirgoGent
@Admiral
Thank you all for your testimonials =D
Really made my day. thanks sooooo much!
Did i miss anyone?
pulled out the big guns and everything with phoenixrising
Posted by starwars
you saved my life too, UVDYou should have just whispered i can hear u better! rofl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hvry0E79bu
I wanted to sound bubbly but with it tooking 10 years I was like that's it fudge this shit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14a7YBORIZu
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Posted by starwars
you saved my life too, UVDYou should have just whispered i can hear u better! rofl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hvry0E79bu
I wanted to sound bubbly but with it tooking 10 years I was like that's it fudge this shit
lmao, you can be of a bad influence 😛
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Oops
Posted by starwars
you saved my life too, UVDYou should have just whispered i can hear u better! rofl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hvry0E79bu
I wanted to sound bubbly but with it tooking 10 years I was like that's it fudge this shit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H6TKrcd96K
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Posted by starwars
this is so funny
are you sureee youre not a fire moon cracking yourself up like that? rofl
Posted by starwars
this is so funnyare you sureee youre not a fire moon cracking yourself up like that? rofl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JXnMNDzLrJ
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lmaooo u should have been vocarooing a long time ago when u had damnata do all the work smh
Posted by starwars
this is so funnyare you sureee youre not a fire moon cracking yourself up like that? rofl
lmaooo u should have been vocarooing a long time ago when u had damnata do all the work smh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1othpGAl5Fi
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Posted by starwars
this is so funnyare you sureee youre not a fire moon cracking yourself up like that? rofl
lmaooo u should have been vocarooing a long time ago when u had damnata do all the work smh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11b9HVzCirM
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Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by starwars
this is so funnyare you sureee youre not a fire moon cracking yourself up like that? rofl
lmaooo u should have been vocarooing a long time ago when u had damnata do all the work smh
i think she called you a nugget
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ohhhh
Posted by starwars
this is so funnyare you sureee youre not a fire moon cracking yourself up like that? rofl
lmaooo u should have been vocarooing a long time ago when u had damnata do all the work smh
I called you Jay B
you should feel hurt, go cry or something
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Still gonna need an explanation for JAY B
Posted by starwars
this is so funnyare you sureee youre not a fire moon cracking yourself up like that? rofl
lmaooo u should have been vocarooing a long time ago when u had damnata do all the work smh
I called you Jay B
you should feel hurt, go cry or something
Still gonna need an explanation for JAY B
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZGuJcflVBG
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Posted by feby
This was by far my favorite round. Congrats to both of you because to me youve both won!Im going to wait for @dickbutt and @afternoondelights22 to ask some questions
I dont have any. Im just gonna grade
Posted by feby
This was by far my favorite round. Congrats to both of you because to me youve both won!Im going to wait for @dickbutt and @afternoondelights22 to ask some questions
I dont have any. Im just gonna grade
Ok im ready then. Will dickbutt be around?
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I havent heard from him. Ill give a little while longer just in case
Posted by starwars
this is so funnyare you sureee youre not a fire moon cracking yourself up like that? rofl
lmaooo u should have been vocarooing a long time ago when u had damnata do all the work smh
I called you Jay B
you should feel hurt, go cry or something
Still gonna need an explanation for JAY B
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17OmZeQoCc4
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Posted by DickButt
What's the penalty for 1) lateness and 2) shorter duration than 3 minutes.
-3 on UVDs vocaroo for being 30 minutes late
-7 on starwars vocaroo for being 70 minutes late
the shorter vocaroo penalty is up to you on the scorecard for it
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Thank you all for your testimonials =D
Really made my day. thanks sooooo much!
My pleasure. I went through a hell of a time trying to record and upload it, so I'm glad it worked out 🙂.
*clap* well done you guys
@starwars loved the butthurt cream... LMAO
i could swear feby asked u some or one
Posted by justagirl
*clap* well done you guys@starwars loved the butthurt cream... LMAO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12tpuPVc3gR
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Lol. Great job ladies 🙂.
It would have been nice to see what D. would have done as well.
Posted by justagirl
*clap* well done you guys@starwars loved the butthurt cream... LMAO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XKlPKHzfiN
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wut? i didn't catch that lol
video incoming
@UnusualVaginalDischarge
Youre creativity has shined bright throughout the competition. You won the one time that you were Project Manager for your team. You also lead yourself well on this challenge.
Your vocaroo was a high spot with the judges. It was a helluva an idea to pull of something so real like that and to get so many DXPers to help you out.
Part 1 of the challenge was a mixed bag with the judges. It was good, but could have been more detailed.
Part 3 of the challenge was also very creative of course, but some questioned if it actually fit your persona...
Was your creativity enough to win this game?
@starwars
You won 4 times on the Dream Team. You also won 1 challenge as Project Manager like UVD.
I think the judges liked part 1 of the challenge from you enough. I think there could have been more to it though.
The judges did like your butthurt cream. I think you brought the entertainment on that one and maybe...just maybe earned a 5/5. Maybe.
The vocaroo portion was hurtful. You got points docked for being late and for it not being 3 minutes.
Did you impress the judges enough on this challenge to win?
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
But does ANYONE care to talk about my pamphlet?I worked hard on that, really.
Discuss all your thoughts
feed me information and feedback
GO!
It was good. I know everyone loved the vocaroo, bt the pamphlet Is was what I graded you highest on.
Congrats!
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
So who's testimonial was your favorite/the best in the vocaroo?@feby
@dickbutt
phoenix
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
But isn't anyone going to say ANYTHING about the photoshopped pussy with Jolly Ranchers on it?
no comment
I wanna be a judge 😢
Posted by starwars
karma is a bish this is why afternoondelights will keep getting them PMS with that stupid link for another 10 years
lmao literally just got one
Posted by starwars
OKAY FUCK IM SICK OF WHISPERING
You did good Ol' Man Virgo. You did good.
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
But isn't anyone going to say ANYTHING about the photoshopped pussy with Jolly Ranchers on it?
All I know is I had to do a double take. I was like "Wait, wut? Is that a vag----it is" Lol.
It's tiny on my phone.
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
So who's testimonial was your favorite/the best in the vocaroo?@feby
@dickbutt
Neves was scary which was funny and admiral sounded grumpy which was also funny but my heart belongs to @phoenixrising
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congratz!
Posted by starwars
@feby did you seriously give me the lowest score ? yet you think it was amazing and funny? da fudge bruuuhWhat do you mean? I dont know what anyone else gave youu
nights said you gave me the lowest score yet youve said you liked it so it make no sense
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Feby doesnt know the other scores
But yeah of the 3 of us she had the lowest which is rare cuz she has usually had the highest lolol
Whoop Whoop.... well done UVD! Congratulations ??
I don't have time to read 191 pages, I just want to know which page is @starwars' voice in?
Thanks.
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