I'm expecting a baby

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HouseCleaning
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One night i was sleeping and i felt something between my legs, but i ignored it and continued sleeping. I woke up in the morning to a turkey baster there between my thighs. I was distraught, ashamed, and confused as to how it got there. I thought maybe it was from the other day when i was basting myself in the sun while i stewed in my own juices. I went to the doctor and he says i've been impregnated. I don't know who might of done this or where to turn. I seek the wisdom and guidance of this forum to help my through this trying time.

I'm too young and bearded for babies.

do turkey basters make for good fathers?