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My favorite's so far are: men aren't dogs. dogs are sweet,loyal and love you unconditionally.
CancerianGoddess
@CancerianGoddess
18 Years1,000+ PostsCancer
I walked toward a man with a funny coat. he asked whether i took astrology seriously.
sorti-fantastic poney
@sorti-fantastic poney
16 Years1,000+ Posts
After being married for 44 years, i took a careful look at my wife one day and said, darling, 44 years ago we had
sweethearts
@sweethearts
20 Years5,000+ Posts
Phile... a man walks a little girl into the woods.
RainingPeanuts
@RainingPeanuts
20 Years500+ Posts
Oops
looneybird
@looneybird
21 Years1,000+ Posts
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. when they had a confronta
sweethearts
@sweethearts
20 Years5,000+ Posts
Jack (age 3) was watching his mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. after a while he asked: 'mom why have you got two
Perfect Gem Angel
@Perfect Gem Angel
18 Years500+ Posts
The top 5 lies men tell: 1. i have a big dick 2.
Hotgal78
@Hotgal78
19 Years
Well, how did you get their tiny legs apart?!
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. the fi
~mystic_fish
@~mystic_fish
19 Years1,000+ Posts
This is chuckle worthy - type out the sentence you end up with in the>subject line and forward it on....and also, send i
copperhead
@copperhead
20 YearsTaurus
Two cannibals are eating a clown... one of them stops and says to the other...
CreepyPants
@CreepyPants
20 Years5,000+ Posts
Lipstick in school (priceless!) according to a news report, a certain private school in washington was recently face
Bena73
@Bena73
17 Years
Kanye west recently interrupted patrick swayze's funeral to inform that micheal jackson's funeral was better. lo
1. why do men become smarter during sex (because they are plugged into a genius)
sweethearts
@sweethearts
20 Years5,000+ Posts
1. 2.
kleanchap
@kleanchap
19 YearsCancer
So, there's a man crawling through the desert. he'd decided to try his suv in a little bit of cross-country travel, h
Yum
@Yum
19 Years1,000+ Posts
A man speeds home from work after being fired from a job that he's worked for over 20 years and is involved in a
tubbyscubby
@tubbyscubby
16 Years5,000+ Posts
Ghetto spelling bee tyreal came home from school disappointed. i hate english, dem teachers are always changing st
Scorpionlady
@Scorpionlady
20 Years1,000+ Posts
This is technically racist but i love it!!!! q: what did god say when he made the first black person?
tubbyscubby
@tubbyscubby
16 Years5,000+ Posts
In a small town, a person decided to open up a brothel, which was right opposite to a church. the church & its congrega
sweethearts
@sweethearts
20 Years5,000+ Posts
Last night, my kids and i were sitting in the living room and i said to them, 'i never want to live in a vegetative
sweethearts
@sweethearts
20 Years5,000+ Posts
Her diary: tonight, i thought my husband was acting weird. we had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
sweethearts
@sweethearts
20 Years5,000+ Posts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
sweethearts
@sweethearts
20 Years5,000+ Posts
Q: what do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath? a: throw your clothes in so they get a wash.
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tubbyscubby
@tubbyscubby
16 Years5,000+ Posts
Ha ha!! ..ozzy's hilarious!
~mystic_fish
@~mystic_fish
19 Years1,000+ Posts
When a prostitute is on all fours and drool is coming out of either side of her mouth i love this joke cos i
The_eleventh_sign_11
@The_eleventh_sign_11
16 Years5,000+ Posts
A saggitarean? who can figure it out?
james tate
@james tate
21 Years10,000+ PostsCapricorn
Your emoticon is shocked maybe you just heard some crazy gossip or saw a really gross website. either way, the
looneybird
@looneybird
21 Years1,000+ Posts
The lie detector john was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. his wife marsha had long
Bena73
@Bena73
17 Years
i love ewe
@i love ewe
18 Years1,000+ PostsAries
What is intelligence? two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day.
~mystic_fish
@~mystic_fish
19 Years1,000+ Posts
Dear tech support, last year i upgraded from boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overal
sweethearts
@sweethearts
20 Years5,000+ Posts
1 bob smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. bob works independently, with
~mystic_fish
@~mystic_fish
19 Years1,000+ Posts
There is a factory in northern minnesota which makes the tickle me elmo toys. the toy laughs when you tickle it under th
sweethearts
@sweethearts
20 Years5,000+ Posts
You should call your boobs fire and
looneybird
@looneybird
21 Years1,000+ Posts
i love ewe
@i love ewe
18 Years1,000+ PostsAries
I rear ended a car this morning...the driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf!! he looked up at me and said
~mystic_fish
@~mystic_fish
19 Years1,000+ Posts
A skinny little white guy gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him. the big gu
sweethearts
@sweethearts
20 Years5,000+ Posts
Before i lay me down to sleep, i pray for a man who's not a creep, one who's handsome, smart and strong. one who love
sweethearts
@sweethearts
20 Years5,000+ Posts
Dear employees, due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, management has
looneybird
@looneybird
21 Years1,000+ Posts
Two priests are in a vatican bathroom using the urinals. one of them looks at the other one's penis and notices t
sweethearts
@sweethearts
20 Years5,000+ Posts
These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a
sweethearts
@sweethearts
20 Years5,000+ Posts
Why did the chicken cross the road? sarah palin: before it got to the other side, i shot the chicken, cleaned and dr
zenalchemy
@zenalchemy
18 Years5,000+ Posts
Subject: thank you all i just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. i am
Scorpionlady
@Scorpionlady
20 Years1,000+ Posts
Recording - hello, welcome to the psychiatric hotline. if you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
~mystic_fish
@~mystic_fish
19 Years1,000+ Posts
The guardian angels is an organization committed to the safety and well being of our community. our mission is to help p
K-9
@K-9
17 Years
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. after mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
Hotgal78
@Hotgal78
19 Years