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These may be some of the stupidest... ;) 1.
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My favorite's so far are: men aren't dogs. dogs are sweet,loyal and love you unconditionally.
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I walked toward a man with a funny coat. he asked whether i took astrology seriously.
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After being married for 44 years, i took a careful look at my wife one day and said, darling, 44 years ago we had
sweethearts
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Phile... a man walks a little girl into the woods.
RainingPeanuts
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Oops
looneybird
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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. when they had a confronta
sweethearts
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Jack (age 3) was watching his mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. after a while he asked: 'mom why have you got two
Perfect Gem Angel
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The top 5 lies men tell: 1. i have a big dick 2.
Hotgal78
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Well, how did you get their tiny legs apart?!
yayforpuppets
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Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. the fi
~mystic_fish
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This is chuckle worthy - type out the sentence you end up with in the>subject line and forward it on....and also, send i
copperhead
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Two cannibals are eating a clown... one of them stops and says to the other...
CreepyPants
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Lipstick in school (priceless!) according to a news report, a certain private school in washington was recently face
Bena73
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Kanye west recently interrupted patrick swayze's funeral to inform that micheal jackson's funeral was better. lo
ColorMyWorld
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1. why do men become smarter during sex (because they are plugged into a genius)
sweethearts
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1. 2.
kleanchap
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So, there's a man crawling through the desert. he'd decided to try his suv in a little bit of cross-country travel, h
Yum
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A man speeds home from work after being fired from a job that he's worked for over 20 years and is involved in a
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Ghetto spelling bee tyreal came home from school disappointed. i hate english, dem teachers are always changing st
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This is technically racist but i love it!!!! q: what did god say when he made the first black person?
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In a small town, a person decided to open up a brothel, which was right opposite to a church. the church & its congrega
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Last night, my kids and i were sitting in the living room and i said to them, 'i never want to live in a vegetative
sweethearts
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Her diary: tonight, i thought my husband was acting weird. we had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
sweethearts
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
sweethearts
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Q: what do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath? a: throw your clothes in so they get a wash.
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Ha ha!! ..ozzy's hilarious!
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When a prostitute is on all fours and drool is coming out of either side of her mouth i love this joke cos i
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A saggitarean? who can figure it out?
-> 3 >< 3 <-
@-> 3 >< 3 <-
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james tate
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Your emoticon is shocked maybe you just heard some crazy gossip or saw a really gross website. either way, the
looneybird
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The lie detector john was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. his wife marsha had long
Bena73
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i love ewe
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What is intelligence? two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day.
~mystic_fish
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Dear tech support, last year i upgraded from boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overal
sweethearts
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1 bob smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. bob works independently, with
~mystic_fish
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There is a factory in northern minnesota which makes the tickle me elmo toys. the toy laughs when you tickle it under th
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You should call your boobs fire and
looneybird
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i love ewe
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I rear ended a car this morning...the driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf!! he looked up at me and said
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A skinny little white guy gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him. the big gu
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Before i lay me down to sleep, i pray for a man who's not a creep, one who's handsome, smart and strong. one who love
sweethearts
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Dear employees, due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, management has
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Two priests are in a vatican bathroom using the urinals. one of them looks at the other one's penis and notices t
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These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a
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Why did the chicken cross the road? sarah palin: before it got to the other side, i shot the chicken, cleaned and dr
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Subject: thank you all i just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. i am
Scorpionlady
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Recording - hello, welcome to the psychiatric hotline. if you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
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The guardian angels is an organization committed to the safety and well being of our community. our mission is to help p
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