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This may possibly be the oldest joke in the world but i still like it... q.

A husband and wife were sitting watching a tv program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.

There is a factory in northern minnesota which makes the tickle me elmo toys. the toy laughs when you tickle it under th

A young guy from minnesota moves to florida and goes to a big everything under one roof department store looking for

1. save the whales.

Paddy the firefighter paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to brisbane when he

A teacher was reading the story of the three little pigs to her class. she came to the part of the story where first

Elton john and david furnish decided to have a baby. what really happened when elton john and david furnish deci

A bloke sat in his armchair & shouted to his wife, when i die i'm going to leave everything to you, love!

After lots of fights and tears, a husband decided to walk away from his wife. however, one day he returns home and appro

A patient has lost all hope of surviving a chronic disease after his doctor told him that nothing else could be done.

Blonds are some of the sexiest people in the world, ie ms monroe, anna nicole, etc. but they are also infamous for being

Q. why doesn't assad throw in the towel?

Abortion is fun - it really brings out the kid in you!

The following is an official application for the position of aroarlikethunder's girlfriend. failure to complete the ent

(please see religion board where i have just posted this joke!)

Feel free to use them on your facebook, or just use em.. add your own aswell :) 1) i've finally collected enough rats

I've heard that apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented ipod after realizing that ???itouch kids?

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, do you want to talk? flights

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic > >>> garbage bags behind her. one of the bags

I was updating my internet slang vocab when i ran into this...lol! :) a air biscuit n - as in who launched an air b

Can't get this guy go ahead, try...

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party after several drinks, one of the men had to

A woman was walking past a hospital for mental patients one night when she heard lots of voices chanting the number 13!

Retirement sex two men were talking. 'so, how's your sex life?' 'oh, nothing special.

One year, i decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a christmas gift... the next year, i didn't buy her a gi

This is how me and my brother's conversation used to go: taurus on the computer, obviously playing a game. libra wa

1. if all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

Irish maths test paddy wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little maths test. here is yo

An 86-year-old very wealthy man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... the doctor asked him how

Two ladies talking in heaven 1st woman: hi! my name is wanda.

A friend just sent this message to a few of us in the office. she said it sounds like something i would do/say ...

I didn't really think this warranted being in news..i did however find it funny. ( after i went through 'that poor ma

I chucked a penny on the floor and it went

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. after an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when he burst into the kitchen. 'careful, 'he cried, 'car

Q: what are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for ? a: it's braille for ' suck here.

An old farmer decided that it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. the current rooster was still doing an okay jo

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. doctor: what happened?

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. early one morning, i received a call from the doc

'a woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named 'amal.' the other

Over the pa system at the local new world cleanup on aisle 12, we have a husband down, i repeat we have a husband

These may be some of the stupidest... ;) 1.