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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. after mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
Circumcised (this is priceless!) a teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming a
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children; you all
The lie clock a man died and went to heaven. as he stood in front of st.
Dear ian : i hope you can help me here. the other day i set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching th
Post yours here hehe, and no offense to blondes a twist, i just find em funny. :) this is my fav i think...
And we wonder why aliens don't visit us... pfft!
Crowd control .. an award should go to the united airlines gate agent in denver, colorado, for being smart and funny
Nicknames if laura, kate and sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other laura, kate and sarah . if matt , dave
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained as usual, i have a
Your famous last words will be: what we know is not much. what we don't know is enormous.
Now that's what i'm talkin abt!!!!!! :)
Who to hire?? a successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender; 'have you seen my brother?' the bartender replies; 'what does he l
Aries english is his second language, grunting is his first. and all he can grunt about is himself, his career, his sp
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. the pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in t
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. she thought this guy was amazing.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in arkansas with his
It doesn't matter what he does, he will never amount to anything! albert einstein's teacher to his father, 1895.
A few jokes for the ladies. fellas please don't take offense, we are simply playing.
C'mmon guys, what're your best ones? the cheesier, the better!!
Dear friend, the other day i went up to a local christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love jesus bumper
To get to the other
Did you find this funny? would love to hear your thoughts.
It's good.
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, do you have widdle wabbits? th
1. at lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
In a bmw, the pricks are on the inside.
Start at the green dot, then find your way to the red dot. happy halloween!
Hangover ratings 1 star hangover no pain. no real feeling of illness.
To: mr. james thatcher brand manager, procter & gamble dear mr.
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company christmas party. jack is not normally a drinker, but th
1.) find a man who makes you laugh. 2.) find a man who is honest.
Loooool :p this so funny haha
The phone rings at fbi headquarters. hello?
Aries: dear god! give me patience and i want it now!
Yo mama is so stupid i told her drinks where on the house so she went and got a ladder.
? #1 - no matter how much whisky you've had, you can still fish.
(folks from mississippi and louisiana, please use the form with pictures) ? last name: ________________ (check app
A beautiful voluptuos woman went to see a doctor. when the doctor saw her all of his professionalism went out the windo
One day, a man was sitting at a bar in chicago. he looks over and sees this guy who looks exactly like him.
Two guys were in a locker room taking a shower after a game of squash when one noticed that the other had a huge cork
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is
A man checked into a hotel. there was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
David was away from home on a business trip. his cell phone rang and the caller i.d.
Jack and max are walking from religious service. jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. the doctor asks the first man, what is three times thre
Ralph went to sleep at his usual bedtime. when he awoke st.peter was there.