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@Solesan
9 Years1,000+ Posts
Comments: 742 · Posts: 1687 · Topics: 59


Posted by delusions_of_grandhairPosted by enfant_terrible
Since when is requesting to be removed an option? That's like requesting not be involved in DXP drama yet no one would ever honor that !
You can’t vote or nominate people that are not registered.
If you want to not be included then delete.click to expand


Posted by blvckphvsePosted by hydorah
Yo bunny if some awards don't get nominations except by you, just cancel them.It was a pretty dead year for DXP so don't need as many awards as last year.
We need to nominate new people from 2017/2018/2019 and let them take over the place. Old members and popularity-leechers can go fuck themselves
Best Fire Sign Guy
soul
jaronne
alexscaries
Best Fire Sign Girl
that woman with the tongue out forgot her name
Best Earth Sign Guy
kittens
araujo
Best Earth Sign Girl
sierra aka "Mrs 9/10" (because 9/10 of the female virgo accounts on DXP are her alts)
Best Air Sign Guy
Jumping_Jupiter
Best Air Sign Girl
littlestar
Best Water Sign Guy
EU
dreamyboy
Best Water Sign Girl
best cancer girl aka littelfairy
UVD
Biggest Troll
firebunny
sagmale
weepingxo
Trainwreck Thread of the Year
"important announcement" by enfant
Worst Newcomer
phantomdangus
erinelda
Most Random User
sagmale
User Most Deserving of Pizza
firebunny's mom
Most Interesting Sock Puppet Account
kittens
DXP User with the Most Shut-up Likes
firebunny
nelsonscorp
Best Low-Ass Goof
GODZ
Most Irritaining Dxp User
firebunny
DXP Awards' Most Entertaining Complainer
emhendo
User Most Missed
nobody because people should get a fkin life
DXP Jester
kittens
DXP Queen
littlefairy
DXP King
kittens
PRETTIEST FACE - now available for males too!
-italian american taurus girl who posts on the frontpage. I don't remember her name.
-libra woman on the frontpage. Jason Alexander(?) or sthg like that
-sierra
-acsp(some people thought the sheklegate was about her lol)
-topazz (ugly inside tho)
BEST MUSIC POSTER
-venusaquarius
-ursamediocre
BIGGEST FRONTPAGE THOT
boomshaka
BEST ALTERNATE DXP MEETING PLACE
Soul's harem on the various places it happened
Ugly inside though? WTFclick to expand

Posted by xXxAliiciaXxXPosted by MyStarsShineGif Queen and King
Saggurl and Lone Wolf
https://www.dxpnet.com/links/view/?id=13314727
Funny, this category never existed until I came along. Yet I've never gotten any credit for it.
Story of my DXP trendsetting life....
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Posted by MyStarsShine
Gif Queen and King
Saggurl and Lone Wolf
https://www.dxpnet.com/links/view/?id=13314727


Posted by weepingxoPosted by hydorah
Biggest Troll
weepingxo
if you wish to...will you share with me why you think this please.. 😭 everything i have posted has only been my real experiences and feelings...im sorry if i did something to incite disbelief...all of the doubt makes it so hard to stay safe with myself
i am so sorry to quote youclick to expand

Posted by xXxAliiciaXxXPosted by blvckphvsePosted by xXxAliiciaXxXPosted by MyStarsShineGif Queen and King
Saggurl and Lone Wolf
https://www.dxpnet.com/links/view/?id=13314727
Funny, this category never existed until I came along. Yet I've never gotten any credit for it.
Story of my DXP trendsetting life....
Some glad to see you girl!! ❤️
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Posted by LostinmyMind11
My efforts here are a big fucking waste..
I better not see any more likes on my mfing memes 🖕🏻🤨
None of y'all deserve a god damn thing! 🖕🏻


Posted by firebunnyPosted by LostinmyMind11
My efforts here are a big fucking waste..
I better not see any more likes on my mfing memes 🖕🏻🤨
None of y'all deserve a god damn thing! 🖕🏻
You're now officially nominated for the pizza award. 🙂click to expand

Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by firebunnyPosted by LostinmyMind11
My efforts here are a big fucking waste..
I better not see any more likes on my mfing memes 🖕🏻🤨
None of y'all deserve a god damn thing! 🖕🏻
You're now officially nominated for the pizza award. 🙂
Unless mad hatter is delivering my pizza shirtless then I don't want it!click to expand

Posted by firebunnyPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by firebunnyPosted by LostinmyMind11
My efforts here are a big fucking waste..
I better not see any more likes on my mfing memes 🖕🏻🤨
None of y'all deserve a god damn thing! 🖕🏻
You're now officially nominated for the pizza award. 🙂
Unless mad hatter is delivering my pizza shirtless then I don't want it!
Do you need a call-boy? I can arrange that with you too, in case you win
😛click to expand


Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by firebunnyPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by firebunnyPosted by LostinmyMind11
My efforts here are a big fucking waste..
I better not see any more likes on my mfing memes 🖕🏻🤨
None of y'all deserve a god damn thing! 🖕🏻
You're now officially nominated for the pizza award. 🙂
Unless mad hatter is delivering my pizza shirtless then I don't want it!
Do you need a call-boy? I can arrange that with you too, in case you win
😛
I already won...all the damn categories!
https://media.giphy.com/media/AEm3K01rod4Ji/giphy.gif<div class="bqfade">click to expand

Posted by firebunnyPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by firebunnyPosted by LostinmyMind11Posted by firebunnyPosted by LostinmyMind11
My efforts here are a big fucking waste..
I better not see any more likes on my mfing memes 🖕🏻🤨
None of y'all deserve a god damn thing! 🖕🏻
You're now officially nominated for the pizza award. 🙂
Unless mad hatter is delivering my pizza shirtless then I don't want it!
Do you need a call-boy? I can arrange that with you too, in case you win
😛
I already won...all the damn categories!
You actually post really good GIFs. I now hereby nominate you for GIF Queen. Good luck! 😛click to expand


Posted by firebunnyPosted by PinsNNeedles
+1 for @Dazed aka Pepperoni Nipples
Most deserved for pizza nomination thinger
😁 👍
Since he vigorously opposed the holding of this year's awards, that is also taken as a "vigorous opposition" to the possibility of winning the pizza award.
All the other categories to which he is nominated remain as there is no possible conflict of interest.click to expand

Posted by firebunnyPosted by Solesan
Darwin Award Nomination
Kitten
Canmini
MarktheViking
Tirano
What award is this?click to expand

Posted by _DazedPosted by firebunnyPosted by PinsNNeedles
+1 for @Dazed aka Pepperoni Nipples
Most deserved for pizza nomination thinger
😁 👍
Since he vigorously opposed the holding of this year's awards, that is also taken as a "vigorous opposition" to the possibility of winning the pizza award.
All the other categories to which he is nominated remain as there is no possible conflict of interest.
These aren't a conflict of interest?
Biggest Bully
Dazed
nikkistar
ands
DXP Awards' Most Entertaining Complainer
Roman
Dazed
nikkistar
CC
emhendo
You're such a little bitch.click to expand

Posted by _DazedPosted by firebunnyPosted by PinsNNeedles
+1 for @Dazed aka Pepperoni Nipples
Most deserved for pizza nomination thinger
😁 👍
Since he vigorously opposed the holding of this year's awards, that is also taken as a "vigorous opposition" to the possibility of winning the pizza award.
All the other categories to which he is nominated remain as there is no possible conflict of interest.
These aren't a conflict of interest?
Biggest Bully
Dazed
nikkistar
ands
DXP Awards' Most Entertaining Complainer
Roman
Dazed
nikkistar
CC
emhendo
You're such a little bitch.click to expand


Posted by Bellabebe
Best screen name: witchmitcharies


Posted by MyStarsShine
I nominate Rabbit and Ands as funniest guys here

Posted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by MyStarsShine
I nominate Rabbit and Ands as funniest guys here
Yes Ands hands down. I feel like Rabbit tries too hard for some reason. But sometimes I still laugh anyway. I don't know why.click to expand

Posted by hydorah
PRETTIEST FACE - now available for males too!
-italian american taurus girl who posts on the frontpage. I don't remember her name.
-libra woman on the frontpage. Jason Alexander(?) or sthg like that

Posted by firebunnyPosted by Bellabebe
Best screen name: witchmitcharies
You mean, "Most Interesting Sock Puppet Account"?click to expand

Posted by BellabebePosted by firebunnyPosted by Bellabebe
Best screen name: witchmitcharies
You mean, "Most Interesting Sock Puppet Account"?
Thank you for filling me in I didn’t know but really bun-bun I don’t care if it’s a sock puppet acct.click to expand
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Best Water Sign lady nomination
Cc. Aka Black Mamba
Best Water Sign dude
Dazed
Fuckitwhatever
Best Air Sign lady
Mudra
EmeraldGem
ClassyAquarius
Best Air Sign dude.
Aquistorm
Lone Wolf
Bumboklatt
Tiziani
Best Fire Sign lady
Wagtail
Saggurl
Rom
Ram416
Alicia
Sealion
Best Fire Sign dude
Chuckem
Dastard
Best Earth Sign dude
Deadpoop where ever you are
777
Gobby
CAPSLOCK
Best Earth Sign lady
Skeleton
Darwin Award Nomination
Kitten
Canmini
MarktheViking
Tirano