Mohini
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Anyone had to do weekend jail time?
Posted by BullShitIm sure I could as well but I'm trying to find comfort for my next weekend and not kill another.
No but i know how to make a shiv
I mean real advice.
I snuck out a letter for a chick, and learned how to successfully sneak rations of juice bags up to my cell for midnight snacks.
😕
I can always pull the crazy card. Behavioral Hospitals are so much more comfy than a jail cell.
Posted by idkDid you really?
i volunteered for greenpeace one summer.
holy shit that was the biggest mistake of my life...
use your vagina pouch
sell your ass for a snickers bar
I think you have more problems to worry about if you're planning this like it's just a usual vacation stay for you...
Posted by BullShitIt's a court ordered thing from an offense I was charged with over a year ago. (7 days in jail means I leave work Friday and go into jail at 6pm Friday to Sunday at 6pm) till my 7 days are up.Posted by MohiniAre you still in jail?! Or do you plan on going back? It's not a holiday inn you know.Posted by BullShitIm sure I could as well but I'm trying to find comfort for my next weekend and not kill another.
No but i know how to make a shiv
I mean real advice.
I snuck out a letter for a chick, and learned how to successfully sneak rations of juice bags up to my cell for midnight snacks.click to expand
It is NOT a career. It was hell.
You can make a shiv out of jolly ranchers. True story. I saw it on the documentary Netflix series, 'Orange is the New Black.'
Posted by Arielle83Dwi. Took forver to go to court and I put it off for a long time.
Is weekend jail for like DUI charges? Or fines? Something minor?
I don't think they have that option here. Never heard of it.
First weekend was this past weekend.
Talk about scaring me into beinf a law abiding citizen.
The female prision here is so small that they put us " weekenders" in with the general population... I am just happy to make it out without having a contraband through my gut.
Posted by LillyPetalWtf ha-ha. All the girls had jolly ranhcers ha-ha.now I know why... Kidding... But, if you sucked on the end of one long enough to make it pointy...
You can make a shiv out of jolly ranchers. True story. I saw it on the documentary Netflix series, 'Orange is the New Black.'
: )
Orange is the new black is NOTHING like this was.
Posted by MohiniHa! Yeah, they combined a bunch and then made the edge pointy.Posted by LillyPetalWtf ha-ha. All the girls had jolly ranhcers ha-ha.now I know why... Kidding... But, if you sucked on the end of one long enough to make it pointy...
You can make a shiv out of jolly ranchers. True story. I saw it on the documentary Netflix series, 'Orange is the New Black.'
: )
Orange is the new black is NOTHING like this was.click to expand
I've always wondered if I could survive prison. But if I'm to be arrested, I want it to be for a worthy cause.
Posted by PotHeadVirgo27Ha!
Pfft...we used to make cold ramen noodles all the time in the hood. Sometimes we'd just eat em crunchy cause there was no water at all.
I used to eat instant grits that way too when my microwave didn't work.
: ) lol
Posted by LillyPetalLet's pray against it though 😉Posted by MohiniHa! Yeah, they combined a bunch and then made the edge pointy.Posted by LillyPetalWtf ha-ha. All the girls had jolly ranhcers ha-ha.now I know why... Kidding... But, if you sucked on the end of one long enough to make it pointy...
You can make a shiv out of jolly ranchers. True story. I saw it on the documentary Netflix series, 'Orange is the New Black.'
: )
Orange is the new black is NOTHING like this was.
I've always wondered if I could survive prison. But if I'm to be arrested, I want it to be for a worthy cause.click to expand
Lol.
You seem to have your head on straight, I doubt it for you and that's a great thing. It's hellashish.
Oh! You can make money by doing the panties idea! Get a group of girls to donate their worn panties and then get a guard to smuggle them out for you! Then use the money toward buying up the goodies to then exchange for favors. Maybe try and get the cook on your side instead of making an enemy of her like Pepper did.
Posted by MohiniOh. Thank you, I suppose. *looks down at goody two-shoes*Posted by LillyPetalLet's pray against it though 😉Posted by MohiniHa! Yeah, they combined a bunch and then made the edge pointy.Posted by LillyPetalWtf ha-ha. All the girls had jolly ranhcers ha-ha.now I know why... Kidding... But, if you sucked on the end of one long enough to make it pointy...
You can make a shiv out of jolly ranchers. True story. I saw it on the documentary Netflix series, 'Orange is the New Black.'
: )
Orange is the new black is NOTHING like this was.
I've always wondered if I could survive prison. But if I'm to be arrested, I want it to be for a worthy cause.
Lol.
You seem to have your head on straight, I doubt it for you and that's a great thing. It's hellashish.click to expand
Make use of the library and get your workout on.
Posted by LillyPetalI did Pilates like whoa and got through a 600 page book in my 48 hours.Posted by MohiniOh. Thank you, I suppose. *looks down at goody two-shoes*Posted by LillyPetalLet's pray against it though 😉Posted by MohiniHa! Yeah, they combined a bunch and then made the edge pointy.Posted by LillyPetalWtf ha-ha. All the girls had jolly ranhcers ha-ha.now I know why... Kidding... But, if you sucked on the end of one long enough to make it pointy...
You can make a shiv out of jolly ranchers. True story. I saw it on the documentary Netflix series, 'Orange is the New Black.'
: )
Orange is the new black is NOTHING like this was.
I've always wondered if I could survive prison. But if I'm to be arrested, I want it to be for a worthy cause.
Lol.
You seem to have your head on straight, I doubt it for you and that's a great thing. It's hellashish.
Make use of the library and get your workout on.click to expand
Hell!
But... There is nothing wrong with being a "goody two shoe" honestly.. Its something to be proud of! 🙂
Here's to raising the bars and not being behind ones! 😄
Posted by LillyPetalHahahaha.
Oh! You can make money by doing the panties idea! Get a group of girls to donate their worn panties and then get a guard to smuggle them out for you! Then use the money toward buying up the goodies to then exchange for favors. Maybe try and get the cook on your side instead of making an enemy of her like Pepper did.
I did leave my bunk mate my socks.. And I smuggled out a letter in the paperbound book I brought in for a chick whose husband is also in jail.. Apparently you can't send letter when you're in jail, to another jail mate lol.
But meh..
No gym.
No contact with kitchen staff.
And a ton of mystery meat sandwiches with mustard for " flavor." *shivers✨ ew
Posted by FutureSeekerDid you ever give special treatment?
I worked in a prison for a while. Made sure people didn't kill themselves
Posted by LillyPetal
Here's to raising the bars and not being behind ones! 😄
LOL! Quote of the day material 😄
Ex ram had to spend a couple of weekends in jail for some stupid thing and he would just bring a couple of books and read.
Posted by kissmygritsAll you really can do.
Ex ram had to spend a couple of weekends in jail for some stupid thing and he would just bring a couple of books and read.
I'm stuck between feeling like prisoners have too much freedom and then again, after being there 2 days, feel like I was treated like an animal.. (Which I deserve because I'm guilty of my crime.)
I was on jury duty and it was a prisoner charged with making a shiv out of a tube of toothpaste.
I had a dream that I was placed in prison by my dad! In the dream I told him I wasn't coming back and he told me he knew that so he called the police and had me arrested. In the dream I think he did it so he wouldn't have to worry about where i was or what I was doing. Because he smiled as he said I know you're not coming back..
Posted by Stefanie87The hell hahaha
I was on jury duty and it was a prisoner charged with making a shiv out of a tube of toothpaste.
Yeah... get used to staring at walls.
If you find yourself talking to yourself- then you know how those crazies on the street started out. Congratulations; you're well on your way.
If you find yourself talking to yourself- then you know how those crazies on the street started out. Congratulations; you're well on your way.
Did anyone see that new reality show "60 days in"?
Innocent people go undercover in jail for 2 months. I was home sick last week and binge watched the first 5 episodes and now I'm addicted
Innocent people go undercover in jail for 2 months. I was home sick last week and binge watched the first 5 episodes and now I'm addicted
Posted by Wisdom83Do you feel guilty? Anything going on you need to change? Deep dream.
I had a dream that I was placed in prison by my dad! In the dream I told him I wasn't coming back and he told me he knew that so he called the police and had me arrested. In the dream I think he did it so he wouldn't have to worry about where i was or what I was doing. Because he smiled as he said I know you're not coming back..
Posted by Stefanie87My bunk mate swesrs she was innocent with a 8milion bail over her head.. I believe this stuff. I believed her with a blind heart.
Did anyone see that new reality show "60 days in"?
Innocent people go undercover in jail for 2 months. I was home sick last week and binge watched the first 5 episodes and now I'm addicted
Ugh. I can't imagine.
Posted by GetMistedI read your other post too. This is imarollin btw.Posted by MohiniYou're seriously asking for trouble.Posted by BullShitI snuck out a letter for a chick, and learned how to successfully sneak rations of juice bags up to my cell for midnight snacks.
No but i know how to make a shivclick to expand
I saw zero harm in what I did. I felt it was for the greater good.
Do you know about jail life? I did read. I kept to myself mostly.but then again.. I could be seen as easy prey due to my nativity.
Thanks btw
🙂
Posted by BullShitThank you kind sir. I hope so too.Posted by MohiniThat's actually a pretty sweet deal. Good luck with your times there hopefully it's over soon!Posted by BullShitIt's a court ordered thing from an offense I was charged with over a year ago. (7 days in jail means I leave work Friday and go into jail at 6pm Friday to Sunday at 6pm) till my 7 days are up.Posted by MohiniAre you still in jail?! Or do you plan on going back? It's not a holiday inn you know.Posted by BullShitIm sure I could as well but I'm trying to find comfort for my next weekend and not kill another.
No but i know how to make a shiv
I mean real advice.
I snuck out a letter for a chick, and learned how to successfully sneak rations of juice bags up to my cell for midnight snacks.
It is NOT a career. It was hell.click to expand
Posted by MohiniNo and no. Thanks for askingPosted by Wisdom83Do you feel guilty? Anything going on you need to change? Deep dream.
I had a dream that I was placed in prison by my dad! In the dream I told him I wasn't coming back and he told me he knew that so he called the police and had me arrested. In the dream I think he did it so he wouldn't have to worry about where i was or what I was doing. Because he smiled as he said I know you're not coming back..
click to expand
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