I'm drunk

Let's chat.

What are you?

I'm starving!

Enjoy Soul lol I'm trying to get like you 😉

Currently sippin myself

I've drank a half bottle of captain Morgan, so fuck me I hardly know what's glowing on. I feel easy to manipulate.

I'm with a Leo, Capricon, Taurus, and some gay guy I do,lent know,

Its amazing lol

I just got done with some spring rolls and Mongolian Beef (extra spicy) at our favorite Chinese place, now I'm waiting for my pot of Earl Gray to steep so I can enjoy a quiet evening.

Posted by Soul
I've drank a half bottle of captain Morgan, so fuck men I hardly know what's glowing on. I feel easy to manipulate.

I'm with a Leo, Capricon, Taurus, and some gay guy I do,lent know,

Its amazing lol

You were quick to catch that typo and edit it..

Freudian slip, eh? 😄

Idk how I'm stil lslile. Must be nice.

confused and sleepless

I'm I'm playing cards against of humanity right now and I just can't.

Do these kinds of threads ever go well?

disseminating romanian propaganda

Funny he starts a three word comment , and everyone just guesses what it would be? Game time I see.

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Posted by HouseCleaning
disseminating romanian propaganda

Lmfao @housecleaning , AGAIN with these weird ass videos??

I can't with you..... 😆

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hell yea

awesome video and catchy tune

Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
@housecleaning I can't even front, it is catchy. Annoying, but catchy.

Now I've got "yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi!" stuck in my fucking head now thanks to you! -_-

i need to mail order those chicks

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Posted by HouseCleaning

Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
@housecleaning I can't even front, it is catchy. Annoying, but catchy.

Now I've got "yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi!" stuck in my fucking head now thanks to you! -_-

i need to mail order those chicks

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Posted by Soul
Let's chat.

What are you?

Uhhhh i'm a female.... what are you ?

Posted by HouseCleaning
disseminating romanian propaganda

@damnata and @scruffles

Translate please 😄

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Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
@housecleaning I can't even front, it is catchy. Annoying, but catchy.

Now I've got "yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi!" stuck in my fucking head now thanks to you! -_-

i need to mail order those chicks

STAHP!!! DAMN YOU!

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Thanks scruffles 😄

"cimpoi" is bagpipes

it's parody folk.

I CAN'T STOPP LISTENING TO IT

Posted by Scruffles

Posted by Damnata
"cimpoi" is bagpipes

it's parody folk.

Oops. I thought it was "chimps" : /

How did I do on the rest of the translation?

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*glares at you*

lolol, let me check.

Posted by Scruffles

Posted by HouseCleaning
I CAN'T STOPP LISTENING TO IT

@Damnata is wrong.
Clearly, he is spanking his monkey. 😢

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i'm spanking my monkey to this tune

Posted by HouseCleaning
I CAN'T STOPP LISTENING TO IT

It makes me feel like I'm being violated in the most innocent way possible..

I like it!

You always drunk on DXP, nigga. Damn.

Posted by Nemilicious
People post on here sober—

Not everyone is a Pisces.

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Posted by Damnata

Posted by Nemilicious
People post on here sober—

Not everyone is a Pisces.

Is this still pisces vs. virgo after-math?

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lol no, I loved that game 😄

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Posted by Damnata

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Posted by Damnata

Posted by Nemilicious
People post on here sober—

Not everyone is a Pisces.

Is this still pisces vs. virgo after-math?

lol no, I loved that game 😄

Who won? I did not follow until the end?

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My team - virgo, pisces, pisces, scorpio.

Posted by Damnata

Posted by Nemilicious
People post on here sober—

Not everyone is a Pisces.

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Lmfao omg

I actually forgot about this thread.

Normally I get a slight buzz and chat on dxp

Last night I was a full bottle of captain Morgan drunk with 2 giant redbulls, with lots of pot to wash it all down.

I was too obliterated to even attempt chatting on dxp last. I'm extremely surprised I even accomplished making a thread.

Tbh I had a bad night. Got way to drunk, and Scorpio moon freaks out when I feel I'm losing control over myself due to all the chemicals.

Posted by Scruffles
hu iu iu iu iu cand vi bade pe la noi sa nu vi fara cimpoi - when you drop by our place Mister, don't forget your bagpipes
da pa cimpoi da pa cimpoi joaca fetele la noi - it's the music that makes girls dance
hu iu iu iu iu da numa ase da numa ase - that's the only way they do, the only way they do

da pe toba si pa cimpoi opa dele da da la - only in the rhytm of bagpipes and drums
joaca fetele la noi opa dele da da la - do girls dance round these parts
si feciorii langa ele opa dele da da la - and the guys join them
sa nu fie singurele opa dele da da la - so they won't be alone
da numa aase opa dele da da la - only like this, only like this
ca asa ii place la mandra - because that's how my girl likes it
a iu ca iu ha iu ca iu

n-ui cimpoi ca a lui badea - they don't have bagpipes like I do
cand incepe a canta - and when I start playing it...
a iu ca iu a iu ca iu

sapte fete am leganat opa dele da da la - I rocked seven girls
cand cimpoiu o cantat opa dele da da la - while the bagpipes sang
da le-am leganat pe cimpoi da iac asa s-asa - I rocked them in the rhytm of bagpipes
da c-asai jocu pe la noi da numa ase s-ase - because that's how we play round these parts
ca asa ii place la mandra - because that's how my girl likes it.
a iu ca iu a iu ca iu

da s-o jurat batrani in sat opai dele da da la - the village elders swore
asta ii joc adevarat ai dele da da la - that's how we've always played it here
pe cimpoiu leganat joaca mandrele din sat da dele da da la - in the rhytm of bagpipes the lovely girls in the village dance
ca asa ii place la mandra - because that's how my girl likes it
a iu ca iu a iu ca iu

Fixed.

Get your mind out of the gutter, @Scruffles

It was about dancing not spanking monkeys.

I know you're Romanian but do try.

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Posted by Scruffles
hu iu iu iu iu cand vi bade pe la noi sa nu vi fara cimpoi - when you drop by our place Mister, don't forget your bagpipes
da pa cimpoi da pa cimpoi joaca fetele la noi - it's the music that makes girls dance
hu iu iu iu iu da numa ase da numa ase - that's the only way they do, the only way they do

da pe toba si pa cimpoi opa dele da da la - only in the rhytm of bagpipes and drums
joaca fetele la noi opa dele da da la - do girls dance round these parts
si feciorii langa ele opa dele da da la - and the guys join them
sa nu fie singurele opa dele da da la - so they won't be alone
da numa aase opa dele da da la - only like this, only like this
ca asa ii place la mandra - because that's how my girl likes it
a iu ca iu ha iu ca iu

n-ui cimpoi ca a lui badea - they don't have bagpipes like I do
cand incepe a canta - and when I start playing it...
a iu ca iu a iu ca iu

sapte fete am leganat opa dele da da la - I rocked seven girls
cand cimpoiu o cantat opa dele da da la - while the bagpipes sang
da le-am leganat pe cimpoi da iac asa s-asa - I rocked them in the rhytm of bagpipes
da c-asai jocu pe la noi da numa ase s-ase - because that's how we play round these parts
ca asa ii place la mandra - because that's how my girl likes it.
a iu ca iu a iu ca iu

da s-o jurat batrani in sat opai dele da da la - the village elders swore
asta ii joc adevarat ai dele da da la - that's how we've always played it here
pe cimpoiu leganat joaca mandrele din sat da dele da da la - in the rhytm of bagpipes the lovely girls in the village dance
ca asa ii place la mandra - because that's how my girl likes it
a iu ca iu a iu ca iu

Fixed.

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do bagpipes make you dance?