@Quantum
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Chips...(crisps to you Brits)
You know what I can't grasp is how come a bag cost 5 dollars and the bag has only half of chips and half of air. Rip off.
Lol
You'd still have to chew...a little.
Plus.. I like chewing on them! ☺ *krrrr krrrkrrr krrr* ‚
I thought the point was to savor the flavor of fatty salty deep fried root vegetables, you propose to what skip the savor part of the process and just fill your gut with fatty salty deep fried root vegetables?
Posted by tiziani
I'm a slow eater, it's more about the journey than the destination (philosophical about crisps on a Friday afternoon).
*nods*
Posted by Astrobyn
I thought the point was to savor the flavor of fatty salty deep fried root vegetables, you propose to what skip the savor part of the process and just fill your gut with fatty salty deep fried root vegetables?
Look I'm hungry AF right now....
Posted by cheekyfaerie
But that makes em more greasy.
That's true.
And it's not like I need the extra calories from the grease.
Posted by RumiL
LolYou'd still have to chew...a little.
Plus.. I like chewing on them! ☺ *krrrr krrrkrrr krrr* ‚
Yeah you still have to chew. That's not the problem. I just have trouble getting fingers into these small bags.
I have in the past but I prefer them whole with salsa or stacked with cheese and cucumber.
As far i'm concern: eating chips is all about the process, that *krrrr krrrkrrr krrr* ‚ and the taste. After all - it's junk food, it does more harm than good (poor nutritional values).
Potato chips are bland...
how i start my mornings
Posted by HouseCleaning
how i start my mornings
Do you mix with coffee or Mt. Dew?
Posted by FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428
You know what I can't grasp is how come a bag cost 5 dollars and the bag has only half of chips and half of air. Rip off.
Breathable air can cost a lot depending on where you live in the world. 😉
Posted by Quantum
Posted by HouseCleaning
how i start my mornings
Do you mix with coffee or Mt. Dew?
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dew shine
IDK how many people are old enough to remember Not Necessarily The News on HBO and their "Sniglets" (made up words for random stupid things) but the Sniglet/proper term for that chip bag air is "Snackosphere".
Not because it's more efficient - just to crush them.
Aww, I'm a sorry excuse of a Capricorn.😢
Posted by starlover
No, when i eat them, i like to eat them when they are big and crunchy 😛
I like the Worchesterire (sp?) Sauce flavored Taytos!
Do they still sell shrimp flavored ones?
No joke...one day early on in our marriage I came home from fishing one day to find the Virgo eating the crumbled remains of two bags of chips mixed with a half package of Ranch dip...with a spoon.
I was like "WTF are you doing?"
Next thing I knew there was a couch pillow flying at my face while I hear "I'm PMSing that's what I'm doing you asshole!"
Posted by Quantum
Posted by RumiL
LolYou'd still have to chew...a little.
Plus.. I like chewing on them! ☺ *krrrr krrrkrrr krrr* ‚
Yeah you still have to chew. That's not the problem. I just have trouble getting fingers into these small bags.
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o.O
Open the bag and pour them in a bowl?
Posted by starwars
Posted by Quantum
Have you ever been eating chips and thought "If I just crush up all the chips in the bag, I can simply POUR them into my mouth, which would be so much more efficient"?I've done it, it taste better but it create a mess and also increase the chance of me choking on my own chips.
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Staaaaaaar.
Take care! Get well soon.
Do you have cold—
Posted by RumiL
Posted by Quantum
Posted by RumiL
LolYou'd still have to chew...a little.
Plus.. I like chewing on them! ☺ *krrrr krrrkrrr krrr* ‚
Yeah you still have to chew. That's not the problem. I just have trouble getting fingers into these small bags.
o.OOpen the bag and pour them in a bowl?
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No bowls at my desk.
I thought about just opening up one of the files I'm working on for the attorney I don't like and just dumping the chips on that like plate, but, I like being employed.
Posted by starwars
Posted by Quantum
No joke...one day early on in our marriage I came home from fishing one day to find the Virgo eating the crumbled remains of two bags of chips mixed with a half package of Ranch dip...with a spoon.I was like "WTF are you doing?"
Next thing I knew there was a couch pillow flying at my face while I hear "I'm PMSing that's what I'm doing you asshole!"
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LOL!
she's adorable
Yeah...
"Adorable".
Posted by Quantum
Posted by RumiL
Posted by Quantum
Posted by RumiL
LolYou'd still have to chew...a little.
Plus.. I like chewing on them! ☺ *krrrr krrrkrrr krrr* ‚
Yeah you still have to chew. That's not the problem. I just have trouble getting fingers into these small bags.
o.OOpen the bag and pour them in a bowl?
No bowls at my desk.
I thought about just opening up one of the files I'm working on for the attorney I don't like and just dumping the chips on that like plate, but, I like being employed.
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Lol.
Empty it on a paper...useless paper or newspaper lol :p
Posted by starwars
Posted by RumiL
Posted by starwars
Posted by Quantum
Have you ever been eating chips and thought "If I just crush up all the chips in the bag, I can simply POUR them into my mouth, which would be so much more efficient"?I've done it, it taste better but it create a mess and also increase the chance of me choking on my own chips.
Staaaaaaar.
Take care! Get well soon.
Do you have cold—
aww thanks Rumi! 🤗
nothing major just nausea! hopefully i will feel better after some nappingclick to expand
Nausea...hmm.. When I feel nauseous I chew on candy, it helps a little 😕
..feel better soon! 🤗 .. Yes, sleep is cure for everything 😄
Posted by Quantum
Posted by RumiL
Posted by Quantum
Posted by RumiL
LolYou'd still have to chew...a little.
Plus.. I like chewing on them! ☺ *krrrr krrrkrrr krrr* ‚
Yeah you still have to chew. That's not the problem. I just have trouble getting fingers into these small bags.
o.OOpen the bag and pour them in a bowl?
No bowls at my desk.
I thought about just opening up one of the files I'm working on for the attorney I don't like and just dumping the chips on that like plate, but, I like being employed.
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Just have a stash of paper plates or paper towels in your office, then pour when you ready to snack 😛
Not that i know this from experience or anything..... *whistles innocently*
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Have you ever been eating chips and thought "If I just crush up all the chips in the bag, I can simply POUR them into my mouth, which would be so much more efficient"?