@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus
*Its getting hot in heree....so take off....lalalalal*
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Scully..I've been waiting for youGood middle o' the night to you ๐
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I need you to investigate whether vb has been bitten by a chupacabras!
Posted by ellessque
I swear that no matter how many times i ask (and I ask multiple times on purpose)....the answer will never be gemini or aqua in venus ๐๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ
switch teams and they will be. ๐
it's the whole... you dating men... thing... that's keeping you from perfect venus/venus compatiblity.
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I sense...another epiphany.
Why would you think I've been bitten by the goat sucker?
*In Mulder voice*: Cause Im trying to establish paranormal/extraterrestrial links in the sudden hypnotizing effect vb has on everyone here
Shes a Bull its natural that's why when I get around them I can't stand the hot cold thing. I love em though.
HAHAHAHAHA Oh get off it Shaks. Just because you have on a super Virgo suit and are immune to my awesome and...oh dear, I've been found out. You sussed it. I thought perhaps a spekulaas here and there might throw you off the trail, but oh no. Clearly too clever for me. I'm an alien. There, you happy now? Huh? ๐
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
Scully..I've been waiting for youGood middle o' the night to you ๐
I need you to investigate whether vb has been bitten by a chupacabras!
Well unless she's been on vaykay, she's a bit north for that. But anyway, how do you plan to go about your task!
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I happen to know these human hybrids' main weakness is a certain type of Dutch cookie called Spekulaas, so I think I have a plan ๐
Chunky peanut butter and chains? JACKPOT! HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
*Its getting hot in heree....so take off....lalalalal*Don't even get me started. I have chunky peanut butter and chains standing by. I'll make even the Arachnids blush ๐
*and no, I'm not winking at you. Calm yourselfโจ
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I didnt even know you were female :O :O
Posted by SwimmingLioness
Mulder! This is Scully, I'm getting some serious vibes here! She's like mama, tough love, and all that, comfort food and all! Bring on the starch!
I say we take the bull by the horns ๐
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
*Its getting hot in heree....so take off....lalalalal*Don't even get me started. I have chunky peanut butter and chains standing by. I'll make even the Arachnids blush ๐
*and no, I'm not winking at you. Calm yourselfโจ
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I didnt even know you were female :O :O
LOL!
Now THAT'S why I included that additional bit about winking. I don't swing both ways!
Murphy's Law at work. Got. to. love. it!
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Still dunno what way you do swing ๐
Posted by venusianbull
Why would you think I've been bitten by the goat sucker?Random and probably completely silly, but I remember this chick I went to school with had a shirt with the chupacabre on it. It was depicted as a this nasty lookin' alien and he had two big straws stuck in 2 goats he was holding. It was supposed to be comdeic, but something about that damn shirt always grossed me out and gave me the creeps!
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Plllleeeease tell me there wasn't a blot of ketchup on it. ๐ข
Watch him Lioness, werrrrry carefully. He'll plonk down those cookies and you'll be putty in his hands.
*Eats some of the spekulaas he had as bait for vb*
*passes out*
Posted by SwimmingLioness
Mulder! This is Scully, I'm getting some serious vibes here! She's like mama, tough love, and all that, comfort food and all! Bring on the starch!I say we take the bull by the horns ๐
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*snorting steam on your perfectly pressed button down* There, that'll fix ya. ๐
Posted by scorchedearth
well... this is a waste of bandwidth.do you think any of us really give a shit if we entertain you when we argue?
i liked you a lot better when you never posted.
fucking douchebag.
Just who the fuck you think you is? This is artical l's thread and he can post whatever the fuck he wanna post on it AND he can make post whenever the fuck he feel like making post. Dxp is considered to be a public site where anyone can post whatever the hell they wanna post. So if anyone's a douchebag is YOU freak. And if you don't like this thread..... GTFO it. And if you or anyone else don't like.... BITE ME. Or push the ignore button on me.
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Now wait a second.. if the site is public to post whatever one desires, that means Scorched is free to post whatever she so chooses. Which makes your refute to her refute meaningless...
But if the site is public.. then that makes my refute to your refute meaningless.
Oh god! I post meaningless things! ๐ญ
Sizzurp... While I do not have a horrible shirt recollection like that. I do have an embarrassing one. ( It was to my soon to be step brother ) My father thought it would be dead cute to have him wear a shirt that said "Whiz Kid" on it. The little boy with his back turned and urinating. In any event the lad had a problem with wetting and was absolutely mortified ( Virgo ). I felt awful for him. And caught. I patted my bro on the back and gave him "I understand" eyes, but didn't want to tell my Pa of his gaffe, yeh? It would have made him feel terrible for not having that knowledge yet.
Posted by scorchedearth
well... this is a waste of bandwidth.do you think any of us really give a shit if we entertain you when we argue?
i liked you a lot better when you never posted.
fucking douchebag.
Just who the fuck you think you is? This is artical l's thread and he can post whatever the fuck he wanna post on it AND he can make post whenever the fuck he feel like making post. Dxp is considered to be a public site where anyone can post whatever the hell they wanna post. So if anyone's a douchebag is YOU freak. And if you don't like this thread..... GTFO it. And if you or anyone else don't like.... BITE ME. Or push the ignore button on me.
Now wait a second.. if the site is public to post whatever one desires, that means Scorched is free to post whatever she so chooses. Which makes your refute to her refute meaningless...
But if the site is public.. then that makes my refute to your refute meaningless.
Oh god! I post meaningless things! ๐ญ
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Muhahahahahahah already thought of that opinions are wind. Brrrrrrrrrrrr.
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom
*Its getting hot in heree....so take off....lalalalal*Don't even get me started. I have chunky peanut butter and chains standing by. I'll make even the Arachnids blush ๐
*and no, I'm not winking at you. Calm yourselfโจ
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I didnt even know you were female :O :O
LOL!
Now THAT'S why I included that additional bit about winking. I don't swing both ways!
Murphy's Law at work. Got. to. love. it!
Still dunno what way you do swing ๐
Haha, you just reminded me of something. When I was younger, me and my friends were at this club and they were facing me. Well, we kept backing up and I didn't know why, I just went with it. Well, I sensed I was about to bump into somebody so I turned around. Tell me why, there was this 6'7, 300lb Deebo lookin' black dude behind me obviously gay and doing a diva dance. He smiled at me when I turned around....
It was sheer terror...
and I'm by no means a small man.
-_-
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LOL!!!!
Happer
Posted by venusianbull
Sizzurp... While I do not have a horrible shirt recollection like that. I do have an embarrassing one. ( It was to my soon to be step brother ) My father thought it would be dead cute to have him wear a shirt that said "Whiz Kid" on it. The little boy with his back turned and urinating. In any event the lad had a problem with wetting and was absolutely mortified ( Virgo ). I felt awful for him. And caught. I patted my bro on the back and gave him "I understand" eyes, but didn't want to tell my Pa of his gaffe, yeh? It would have made him feel terrible for not having that knowledge yet.Yeah, that is indeed quite the pickle. I'm guessing you're talking about the logo you often seen on Chevys or Fords of the little boy urinating on said opposite's truck logo?
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Very similar. All in glitter to boot. Was the 80s after all. I got sparkling rainbows with my name on the back of my shirt. As if anyone could pronounce it. But hey ho.
Posted by scorchedearth
when'd EOF get here?
Middle of page 10.
'Haha, VB-much as I love ya'...did you feather your hair in the 80's? I love that song by Dire Straights-money for nothing...but the feathered hair KILLS ME! It's pretty wild how trends change. At my school, that sort of style is coming back. The featureless Ked shoes with the shorts pulled all the way up to the naval and some flower print shirt and a huge, fluffy hair-tie. Trends have a way of coming full circle. As for me, no skinny jeans! I'll keep my boots and jeans-thank you very much!'
I never did do the Farrah Fawcett. Or the huge spiral perm. That 'stays crunchy, even in milk' with the mousse and spray. I had a longer bob ( about shoulder length ) until summer of senior year. So ponytails, chignons, French Braided or down.
It's been pretty well short ever since then with side trips into trying to let it grow. Then I simply get impatient with it, or see a pretty shorter style and roll with it.
I did the skinny jeans rolled up, two pair of socks with blinding white canvas sneaks. Baggy sweatshirt and day-glow eyeliner. ( I still remember the color, 'Emeralds on Ice' ).
I've seen a lot of the kiddos doing the florescent colors again, the gaudy big earrings, and the wide low slung belts a la Madonna in her hey day. I saw "Classic" K-Swiss tennies in the store and just smiled huge.
Sleeping.. the little jerk.
She's teething her ass off, and I'm her punching(teething) bag.
Jeans and boots are comfy. I assume you mean cowboy boots Sizzurp. I'm a huge fan of my DMs. Us shorter sheets have to puff up with leather and a snazzy buckle. Anyhoo, enough of this bovine rambling. Have a terrific evening everyone. ๐
Posted by venusianbull
Jeans and boots are comfy. I assume you mean cowboy boots Sizzurp. I'm a huge fan of my DMs. Us shorter sheets have to puff up with leather and a snazzy buckle. Anyhoo, enough of this bovine rambling. Have a terrific evening everyone. ๐Nah, they are more like mountain boots or hiking boots. I looked into some good cowboy boots but it's a bit mroe than I want to spend right now. They will be there when I'm ready. I don't wear special buckles too much but I do appreciate good leather. Have a good night!
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Nothing fancy schmancy. Full on comfort and the durability of iron.
^ Thems be mine. Tramp, tramp, squish. No worries.
^ Those I just want because I want. For under long skirts or jeans. Some day perhaps. ๐
This site is so odd at times. It posted them in the 'preview' but not here. Anyhoots! Gemma, a single buckle over leather strap walking boot, and a classic 1460 Air Wair in cherry red. I call it oxblood, same shade. I try to avoid the 'Kiss On Tour' look in footwear.
Gamma. Or my typo eye tick would kick in. ๐
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HAY GANG
TUBBY ASS, WOUNDEDBIRD, SCORCH IS BACK LETS ALL HOLD OUR BREATH AND SEE WHAT THE HE/SHE HAS TO SAY NEXT.
I KNOW IT WILL CHANGE MY LIFE.
SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HER SELF A NAME LIKE ONION BREATH.
I actually read this whole thing.. and the only thing I got was that I needed to figure out my Juno...
It's in Taurus ๐
My mars/venus is in Leo.
I read about it, but it's still a little foreign to me...
Posted by scorchedearth
at least i make sense when i type on the forum. can the same be said about you? not so much. i'd swear you dropped acid and ate shrooms every day before logging in. either that or you didn't finish primary school. if i was as stupid as you i wouldn't post on the internet for the world to see. and yes, i am calling you a moron. respond back in english if you're going to bother, thanks.Glad I'm not the only one that noticed. I thought I was just getting annoyed with that stupid ass "Skittles" shit.
LOL @ "stupid ass skittle shit"....
see...what happens is that people respond well at first, thinks its funny, the guy doesn't have much creative flare and starts over using it. then it gets boring, repetitive, and just plain unfunny when he kills his on joke.
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Sorry, Im not interested in your cock, or in any cock for that matter ๐
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I need a code breaker. Get on that wouldja archaeologist type dude? Might be ancient Sumerian or Aramaic.