@Astrobyn
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DXP Confessions (Page 2)
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That's the offcicial version, I thought we'd keep Stockholm to ourselves.. 😛
Gawd, you're such a blabber-mouth! And it was Copenhagen, not Stockholm btw!
Robyn is a very nosy and curious cat. 😄 Anyone else notice Bulls are the most curious and inquisitive sign in the Zodiac. I'm saying this because I am too and I blame my Taurus Asc.
Posted by enfant_terrible
That's the offcicial version, I thought we'd keep Stockholm to ourselves.. 😛Gawd, you're such a blabber-mouth! And it was Copenhagen, not Stockholm btw!
Shit. Shhh, hurry and hide stuff before dxp rumors starr AGAIN!
I'll pm you, hun😉
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And I probably won't respond cuz I'm too lazy. Feels like old times lulz.
Posted by xdimplez
i baked a birthday cake with cat poop in it, for an employee that i really disliked. it was chocolate.she said it had a different flavor to it, i told her i used dark chocolate, she loved it. she ate it.
and i sat at my desk completely satisfied
Is this a joke?
If not I think I just lost all respect for you.
Posted by xdimplez
i baked a birthday cake with cat poop in it, for an employee that i really disliked. it was chocolate.she said it had a different flavor to it, i told her i used dark chocolate, she loved it. she ate it.
and i sat at my desk completely satisfied
Is this a joke?
If not I think I just lost all respect for you.
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+1
Us Taurus risers take our food very seriously!
Can you believe the skank ho?! I bet it wasn't even the cat's poo, it was probably her own little dried-up brownie.
I dreamt about a lot of people from here. Some I've never interacted with. Old posters also.
The way they interact in my dreams would outclass Dali's vision by a mile.
Posted by xdimplez
i baked a birthday cake with cat poop in it, for an employee that i really disliked. it was chocolate.she said it had a different flavor to it, i told her i used dark chocolate, she loved it. she ate it.
and i sat at my desk completely satisfied
Is this a joke?
If not I think I just lost all respect for you.
+1
Us Taurus risers take our food very seriously!
Can you believe the skank ho?! I bet it wasn't even the cat's poo, it was probably her own little dried-up brownie.
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lol
I don't think I'll ever accuse anyone of being paranoid again. :/
Posted by Damnata
I dreamt about a lot of people from here. Some I've never interacted with. Old posters also.The way they interact in my dreams would outclass Dali's vision by a mile.
I dreamt of a couple. Was quite humorous!
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Mercurial minds with fire moon FTW! 😄
Posted by enfant_terrible
That's the offcicial version, I thought we'd keep Stockholm to ourselves.. 😛Gawd, you're such a blabber-mouth! And it was Copenhagen, not Stockholm btw!
Shit. Shhh, hurry and hide stuff before dxp rumors starr AGAIN!
I'll pm you, hun😉
And I probably won't respond cuz I'm too lazy. Feels like old times lulz.
Ok, jerk!!
Fine. Then don't talk to me anymore. Bye!
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Gem and Cancer chicks bring out my inner sadist. Me Stanley Kowalski, you Blanche DuBois.
Didn't you say you're terrible at responding PM's too? So stop witht he acting, you prissy drama-queen!
I assume it didn't go well with the Leo you supposedly left me for either? 😉
Posted by geminicandIe
Wait, twinkle kissed a leo?
Wait, wut?Whennnnn?? Lol, omg!
More like I got thrown up against a garage door and was attacked. -_-
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Sounds more like you feel you missed out on something.. 😉
Posted by geminicandIe
I hate sag men. They are messy, careless about appearance and have no fucking filter.No, just no.
I thought that was Sag Moon. :/
Posted by GetMisted
Robyn has a King size bottle of "WET" lube sitting on her nightstand at all times.
Posted by geminicandIe
I hate sag men. They are messy, careless about appearance and have no fucking filter.No, just no.
Lmao...no filter? That's funny coming from a sign of "communication" ?
Posted by scorchedearth
i have a friend who keeps telling me that i'm easier on women than i am on men when it comes to ego stuff and generally being obnoxious. -.-
Nahh you think?? 😱
Posted by geminicandIe
I hate sag men. They are messy, careless about appearance and have no fucking filter.No, just no.
Lmao...no filter? That's funny coming from a sign of "communication" ?
Well, what I meant was is that sag say WHATEVER comes to their mind. Sometimes they offend and even hurt people. Geminis talk a lot, but we don't say whatever comes to our mind. And sometimes, truth does hurt.
I do like some qualities in sag men.
They get over stuff quickly and they are not stingy and frugal. They are big players, though!click to expand
That's true, but you have to admit that Gems are guilty of the same behavior lol. But no love lost. Its ironic given that our signs are opposites
Posted by strudel
damnata is yawn! 😄damnata is amazing but you two like to pretend like you're not impressed with each other. but you two obviously really enjoy your banter. lol
HAHA
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HAHA..
HAH..
HA..
H.
-.-
Posted by geminicandIe
Why would I date a 53 year old? He has a son who is 26! I'd much rather date his son😛You could always date him, and then have an affair with his son LOL!
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You should really start posting more in relationship topics lol
Posted by geminicandIe
Don't even get me started on 53 year old sag man who keeps calling, calling and calling me...Damn. It's the weekend. He'll call again.
For someone who doesn't want that type of attention, you sure get a lot of it. It's not like you're encouraging it in any way, right?
*random gif of Judge Judy having an orgasm*
Posted by geminicandIe
I hate sag men. They are messy, careless about appearance and have no fucking filter.
No, just no.Lmao...no filter? That's funny coming from a sign of "communication" ?
Well, what I meant was is that sag say WHATEVER comes to their mind. Sometimes they offend and even hurt people. Geminis talk a lot, but we don't say whatever comes to our mind. And sometimes, truth does hurt.
I do like some qualities in sag men.
They get over stuff quickly and they are not stingy and frugal. They are big players, though!That's true, but you have to admit that Gems are guilty of the same behavior lol. B
ut no love lost. Its ironic given that our signs are oppositesI am yet to meet a sag I was truly crazy about. I don't really hate hate sag people, but I definitely don't see how they are my opposite and good match for me, personally.
I am sure you have no love for Gemini either, so it's all good, lol.click to expand
Aunt's a Gem. Love her to death but keep the convos short n sweet lol. As for good match, I don't really look at it in those terms. More like mirroring and seeing the worst in ourselves when engaging the other sign
More confessions! Stay focused people.
Posted by Astrobyn
I also registered like 35 username variations of PurrrrHisssss. So when she deleted her account, and tried to re-register, she got a bunch of error messages. And then she thought it was dazed, for like a month.But I honestly didn't do it to be mean, I just thought it was hella funny. I still do.
Lmao!
The user who posted this message has hidden it.
I saw that Mademoiselle Twinks. 😄
DXP must be a cross-breeding ground, where people play musical chairs until they are either fed up or paired off.
Duncan, this is big business!
Posted by duchessedenemours
DXP is a dating site. Lets not fool ourselves.
. . .or better yet, is Duncan fooling us?
Posted by duchessedenemours
Im scurred now that someone might have a folder on me somewhere.
Not sure about the rest but you do have a folder, yes.
Posted by duchessedenemours
I sent a female DXP member my boob (in a bra) pic.
lord....yals are too funny...lmbo
I know from a reliable source that the all mighty "Dunc" has a filter to weed out juicy PM's and reads them for giggles.
Posted by duchessedenemours
Im scurred now that someone might have a folder on me somewhere.Not sure about the rest but you do have a folder, yes.
I dont mind being in your folder. As long as it's roomy.
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But of course hon. Each person gets their own folder, with music and movies and stuff. I have a lot of Cinema Paradiso scenes in yours 🙂
It's only..polite.
Posted by strudel
CAN I SEE MY FOLDER DAMNY? I DON'T KEEP PICS.
No, you cannot. The debauchery that goes in there..the Manolo shoes..dear God.
And every photo posted on dxp even just embeded with html code, is uploaded to the server. So all those photos you people pm each other, yeah Dunc has seen em.
Posted by duchessedenemours
Im scurred now that someone might have a folder on me somewhere.Not sure about the rest but you do have a folder, yes.
I dont mind being in your folder. As long as it's roomy.
But of course hon. Each person gets their own folder, with music and movies and stuff. I have a lot of Cinema Paradiso scenes in yours 🙂
It's only..polite.
You have a beautiful brown eye.
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And I didn't even have to bend over for you to notice that.
Cap Men are awesome.
Ands, I might merge your folder with Tiz..way too much fashion going on. I have pics from Coventry in his..it's his favorite place in the world.
Posted by Damnata
Ands, I might merge your folder with Tiz..way too much fashion going on. I have pics from Coventry in his..it's his favorite place in the world.r u trying to be less feral?
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😭
"douchebag!"
"WHATEVER"
Posted by strudel
HAHAHAHA!!!
We need to write a book where this appears on each page at some point 🙂)
Posted by strudel
SOME PEOPLE DON'T THINK I'M A DOUCHE AT ALL.
They obviously...
1)Aren't Virgos.
2)Don't have an Aries Moon.
I'm extremely perceptive, doucherat.
Posted by strudel
SOME PEOPLE DON'T THINK I'M A DOUCHE AT ALL.
did any of them put your penis in their mouth?
Posted by strudel
timbs for manolo now!
Christian Louboutin, Brian Atwood, Nicholas Kirkwood, Charlotte Olympia, Alaia. . .anything but Manolo, only his classics still withstand the times.
Posted by Puvati
I have had two long distance relationships with men on dxp.I hate one woman on here with a passion. She's an ignorant, self indulgent cunt. I could care less if a flock of birds shit on her head while she's walking about. 😛
Pisco, is that you? 😛
Posted by feby16aqua
If it's pisco then I know who she's talking about and others feel the same about that person so it's all good.
Dear Feby, it is easy to spot Ariel from a mile off (gut feelings).
Posted by feby16aqua
If it's pisco then I know who she's talking about and others feel the same about that person so it's all good.Dear Feby, it is easy to spot Ariel from a mile off (gut feelings).
I got a water maiden vibe as well :-)
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We spot her every time, those good old times. 🙂
Posted by strudel
i was in love with a dxper. i sent her an imarflex rice cooker.the card said.
"trophy rice for my trophy wife!"
omg 😆
Was that the chick you told me about, ands?
Posted by EU
I'm really Don Jonson.
Old news.
Posted by EU
I'm really Don Jonson.Old news.
LOL
I'm surprised that someone actually responded to such a blatant untruth.
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Yeah, keep deflecting...
DON!
Posted by DonAmanMarat
If theres a marriage built in heaven its between Pisces and Cancer...
Heaven? That's air sign territory with the clouds and shit.
Try ocean.
Posted by EU
I have a weakness for Gemini women. Somebody please shoot me. lol
Join the Scorpio Men.
Posted by strudel
I LOVE VIRGO VIRGO MARRIAGES!Fuck.
Off.
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If those marriages end spectacularly, we will definitely see them on the front cover papers.
The twist?
Double homicides, with two hired hit-men (anal retentive tendencies, with a neurotic sense of details, great planning indeed and devious, sneaky, manipulative skills put to use).
/stillloveyoumymentallychallengedvirgos
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God damn liars! you can't trust anyone around here.