MissScruffs
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dxp Mafia - Coronavirus Edition
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It was just a hug that spread the bug. Honest.
(Bad) TEAM II: The Lovers (2 known players)
Idris Elba & Sophie Gregoire Trudeau
-Can kill The Mafia and The Townies
-Attack someone at Night
-Twice throughout the game, can tamper with Dr Fauci’s abilities
-Can only be killed by Rudy Gobert at Night
-If one is visited by Gov Cuomo, both are quarantined during the Night
-If one is visited by Tormund, both are protected during the Day
-Die together by whichever means one is killed
-Show Negative on Kris Jenner’s report
-Show No Visit on Deborah Birx’s report
(Bad) TEAM II: The Lovers (2 known players)
Idris Elba & Sophie Gregoire Trudeau
-Can kill The Mafia and The Townies
-Attack someone at Night
-Twice throughout the game, can tamper with Dr Fauci’s abilities
-Can only be killed by Rudy Gobert at Night
-If one is visited by Gov Cuomo, both are quarantined during the Night
-If one is visited by Tormund, both are protected during the Day
-Die together by whichever means one is killed
-Show Negative on Kris Jenner’s report
-Show No Visit on Deborah Birx’s report
White House COVID-19 Guidelines
1. Don’t wear masks
2. Wash your feet for 20 seconds with shampoo and water
3. If you feel sick, stay home and drink bleach
(Bad) TEAM III: The Mafia Task-Force (4 known players)
President Trump
-Can only kill The Townies
-Attacks someone at Night along with their team
-Makes final decision on The Mafia’s Night kill if an unanimous decision cannot be reached
-Once throughout the game, can roleblock Melania Trump
-If a Mafia member is slept with, the Mafia will still get a kill
-Shows Negative on Kris Jenner’s report
-Shows No Visit on Deborah Birx’s report
-Tweets once during the Day to confuse The Townies
***The Host (that’s me) will post the The President’s Tweets
VP Mike Pence
-Once throughout the game, can conceal Deborah Birx’s virus tracking progress
-Masked reports will show No Visit for anyone tracked
-Shows Positive on Kris Jenner’s report
-Shows Visit on Deborah Birx’s report
Harvey Weinstein
-Once throughout the game, can falsify Kris Jenner’s virus test results
-Faked health reports will show the Opposite status for anyone tested
-Shows Positive on Kris Jenner’s report
-Shows Visit on Deborah Birx’s report
Rep Thomas Massie
-Once throughout the game, can delay Gov Cuomo’s quarantine order
-If a quarantined person is targeted by The Mafia, they will still die
-Shows Positive on Kris Jenner’s report
-Shows Visit on Deborah Birx’s report
***Visits on Deborah Birx’s reports will only show The Mafia’s kill target, not tampering
1. Don’t wear masks
2. Wash your feet for 20 seconds with shampoo and water
3. If you feel sick, stay home and drink bleach
(Bad) TEAM III: The Mafia Task-Force (4 known players)
President Trump
-Can only kill The Townies
-Attacks someone at Night along with their team
-Makes final decision on The Mafia’s Night kill if an unanimous decision cannot be reached
-Once throughout the game, can roleblock Melania Trump
-If a Mafia member is slept with, the Mafia will still get a kill
-Shows Negative on Kris Jenner’s report
-Shows No Visit on Deborah Birx’s report
-Tweets once during the Day to confuse The Townies
***The Host (that’s me) will post the The President’s Tweets
VP Mike Pence
-Once throughout the game, can conceal Deborah Birx’s virus tracking progress
-Masked reports will show No Visit for anyone tracked
-Shows Positive on Kris Jenner’s report
-Shows Visit on Deborah Birx’s report
Harvey Weinstein
-Once throughout the game, can falsify Kris Jenner’s virus test results
-Faked health reports will show the Opposite status for anyone tested
-Shows Positive on Kris Jenner’s report
-Shows Visit on Deborah Birx’s report
Rep Thomas Massie
-Once throughout the game, can delay Gov Cuomo’s quarantine order
-If a quarantined person is targeted by The Mafia, they will still die
-Shows Positive on Kris Jenner’s report
-Shows Visit on Deborah Birx’s report
***Visits on Deborah Birx’s reports will only show The Mafia’s kill target, not tampering
In lieu of traditional lynching, Townies social-distance gather to offer volcano sacrifices of celebrities and politicians in a desperate attempt to appease the virus.
(Good) TEAM IV: The Quarantined Townies (8 unknown Specials, 8 unknown Plain)
Dr Fauci
-Visits someone at Night
-Has 4 one-shot abilities (Test, Track, Roleblock, Quarantine)
-Can only use one ability each Night
-Cannot use the same ability twice
-Test (Kris Jenner’s ability)
-Track (Deborah Birx’s ability)
-Roleblock (Melania Trump’s ability)
-Quarantine (Gov Cuomo’s ability)
-If using Kris Jenner’s or Debra Birx’s abilities, does not receive reports the Night they die
-Shows Positive on Kris Jenner’s report
Kris Jenner
-Visits someone at Night to privilege-test them for the virus
-Receives report
-Sees if that person is Positive or Negative for the virus
-Does not receive report the Night they die
Deborah Birx
-Visits someone at Night to track the spread of the virus
-Receives report
-Sees who that person visited
-Does not receive report the Night they die
Melania Trump
-Visits someone at Night
-If they sleep with a Mafia member, The Mafia cannot kill
-Cannot visit the same person 2 Nights in a row (and probably won’t ever visit The President)
Governor Cuomo
-Visits someone at Night
-That person will be ordered into Quarantine for the Night
-That person cannot be killed that Night
-Can visit themselves
-Cannot visit the same person 2 Nights in a row
(Good) TEAM IV: The Quarantined Townies (8 unknown Specials, 8 unknown Plain)
Dr Fauci
-Visits someone at Night
-Has 4 one-shot abilities (Test, Track, Roleblock, Quarantine)
-Can only use one ability each Night
-Cannot use the same ability twice
-Test (Kris Jenner’s ability)
-Track (Deborah Birx’s ability)
-Roleblock (Melania Trump’s ability)
-Quarantine (Gov Cuomo’s ability)
-If using Kris Jenner’s or Debra Birx’s abilities, does not receive reports the Night they die
-Shows Positive on Kris Jenner’s report
Kris Jenner
-Visits someone at Night to privilege-test them for the virus
-Receives report
-Sees if that person is Positive or Negative for the virus
-Does not receive report the Night they die
Deborah Birx
-Visits someone at Night to track the spread of the virus
-Receives report
-Sees who that person visited
-Does not receive report the Night they die
Melania Trump
-Visits someone at Night
-If they sleep with a Mafia member, The Mafia cannot kill
-Cannot visit the same person 2 Nights in a row (and probably won’t ever visit The President)
Governor Cuomo
-Visits someone at Night
-That person will be ordered into Quarantine for the Night
-That person cannot be killed that Night
-Can visit themselves
-Cannot visit the same person 2 Nights in a row
Carolyn D. Meadows
-Visits someone at Night
-Gives that person a Gun to be used the following Day
-Can keep a Gun for themselves
-Cannot visit the same person 2 Nights in a row
Carole Baskin
-Visits someone at Night
-Gives that person a Tiger to be fed the following Day
-Tigers are stealthy so feeding will be silent (the Tiger handler will be anonymous)
-Can keep a Tiger for themselves (to feed their husband to)
-Cannot visit the same person 2 Nights in a row
Tormund Giantsbane
-Visits someone at Night
-Gives that person Giant’s Milk to drink which protects them from attacks the following Day
-Can keep Giant’s Milk for themselves
-Cannot visit the same person 2 Nights in a row
***Guns, Tigers and Milk are only good for 1 Day and cannot be hoarded like toilet paper
Townie
-Sacrifice-vote during the Day
-Randomly selected to replace Carolyn D. Meadows, Carole Baskin, and Tormund Giantsbane if they die
***All players Sacrifice-vote during the Day
Night: 9pm EST - 10am EST
Day: After I post results - 9pm EST
Rules
-No screenshots allowed
-Night Roles cannot be skipped (I will use the Random Generator)
-Day attacks are optional (if you don’t use them, you lose them tho)
-If you don’t sacrifice-vote (lynch-vote) 2 Days in a row, you can’t sacrifice-vote the 3rd Day
-@ me with your sacrifice-vote please so I don’t miss it
Wins
Game will end the Night before if any of the following is true the next Day:
Rudy vs any 1 player = Rudy
Rudy vs 2 Lovers = Rudy
2 Lovers vs 2 Mafia = Lovers
2 Mafia vs 2 Townies = Mafia
All the baddies are dead = Townies
Day: After I post results - 9pm EST
Rules
-No screenshots allowed
-Night Roles cannot be skipped (I will use the Random Generator)
-Day attacks are optional (if you don’t use them, you lose them tho)
-If you don’t sacrifice-vote (lynch-vote) 2 Days in a row, you can’t sacrifice-vote the 3rd Day
-@ me with your sacrifice-vote please so I don’t miss it
Wins
Game will end the Night before if any of the following is true the next Day:
Rudy vs any 1 player = Rudy
Rudy vs 2 Lovers = Rudy
2 Lovers vs 2 Mafia = Lovers
2 Mafia vs 2 Townies = Mafia
All the baddies are dead = Townies
Quarantined dxp Residents
@AfternoonDelights22 - Idris Elba (Lovers)
@_Dazed - Carole Baskin (Town)
@MrsElleCappysnatch - Dr Fauci (Town)
@xoxflute - Rudy Gobert (Serial Killer) WINS
@HippeeGem - Townie
@nikkistar - Deborah Birx (Town)
@Wild_Flo - Townie
@Black-Mamba - Melania Trump (Town)
@Queenofthepheasantfairies - Carolyn D. Meadows (Town)
@GC11_ - Kris Jenner (Town)
@UnusualVaginalDischarge - Townie
@GODZ - Townie
@KimboSlice - Harvey Weinstein (Mafia)
@Soul - Sophie Gregoire Trudeau (Lovers)
@brianafay - Townie
@saggurl88 - Tormund Giantsbane (Town)
@Ram416 - Governor Cuomo (Town)
@exoskeleton_ - Townie
@Devil - Townie
@FactCheck - President Trump (Mafia)
@akitu - Townie
@ItsSupes2 - Townie
@Chessmess - VP Mike Pence (Mafia)
@Scheherazade - Rep Thomas Massie (Mafia)
@AfternoonDelights22 - Idris Elba (Lovers)
@_Dazed - Carole Baskin (Town)
@MrsElleCappysnatch - Dr Fauci (Town)
@xoxflute - Rudy Gobert (Serial Killer) WINS
@HippeeGem - Townie
@nikkistar - Deborah Birx (Town)
@Wild_Flo - Townie
@Black-Mamba - Melania Trump (Town)
@Queenofthepheasantfairies - Carolyn D. Meadows (Town)
@GC11_ - Kris Jenner (Town)
@UnusualVaginalDischarge - Townie
@GODZ - Townie
@KimboSlice - Harvey Weinstein (Mafia)
@Soul - Sophie Gregoire Trudeau (Lovers)
@brianafay - Townie
@saggurl88 - Tormund Giantsbane (Town)
@Ram416 - Governor Cuomo (Town)
@exoskeleton_ - Townie
@Devil - Townie
@FactCheck - President Trump (Mafia)
@akitu - Townie
@ItsSupes2 - Townie
@Chessmess - VP Mike Pence (Mafia)
@Scheherazade - Rep Thomas Massie (Mafia)
Done like sports. 🙂
Posted by _DazedPosted by MissScruffs
Done 🙂
I see what you did there.click to expand
Edited.
OMG is Melania that slut—??
LOL
LOL
Posted by MissScruffsCarolyn D. Meadows
-Visits someone at Night
-Gives that person a Gun to be used the following Day
-Can keep a Gun for themselves
-Cannot visit the same person 2 Nights in a row
/dead
Posted by MrsElleCappysnatch
I'm the only person on the planet that hasn't seen Tiger King. What is the purpose of the tiger? To eat someone?
I haven't seen it either.
But allegedly Carole Baskin fed her husband to her pet tigers : /
Posted by MrsElleCappysnatch
I'm the only person on the planet that hasn't seen Tiger King. What is the purpose of the tiger? To eat someone?
I watched 3 episodes and quit.
Posted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by MissScruffsPosted by MrsElleCappysnatch
I'm the only person on the planet that hasn't seen Tiger King. What is the purpose of the tiger? To eat someone?
I haven't seen it either.
But allegedly Carole Baskin fed her husband to her pet tigers : /
So, the tiger is a weapon? If we get a tiger, we can use it to eat someone?click to expand
Yeah lol
Good pet owners don't let their pets go hungry.
CAROL FUCKIN BASKIN
FYI...
Rudy is French.
Rudy is French.
Posted by ScheherazadePosted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Cuomo is going to kill you first.click to expand
@Godz will be cuomo and @brianafay is gonna kill him first.
WHO'S READY—
@AfternoonDelights22
@_Dazed
@MrsElleCappysnatch
@xoxflute
-I will first PM everyone a regular Townie role
-If you don't get a second role, your role is a regular Townie
@_Dazed
@MrsElleCappysnatch
@xoxflute
-I will first PM everyone a regular Townie role
-If you don't get a second role, your role is a regular Townie
@HippeeGem
@nikkistar
@Wild_Flo
@Black-Mamba
-I will first PM everyone a regular Townie role
-If you don't get a second role, your role is a regular Townie
@nikkistar
@Wild_Flo
@Black-Mamba
-I will first PM everyone a regular Townie role
-If you don't get a second role, your role is a regular Townie
Got my roll..
Regular townie.
Regular townie.
@Queenofthepheasantfairies
@GC11_
@UnusualVaginalDischarge
@GODZ
-I will first PM everyone a regular Townie role
-If you don't get a second role, your role is a regular Townie
@GC11_
@UnusualVaginalDischarge
@GODZ
-I will first PM everyone a regular Townie role
-If you don't get a second role, your role is a regular Townie
@KimboSlice
@Soul
@brianafay
@saggurl88
-I will first PM everyone a regular Townie role
-If you don't get a second role, your role is a regular Townie
@Soul
@brianafay
@saggurl88
-I will first PM everyone a regular Townie role
-If you don't get a second role, your role is a regular Townie
@Ram416
@exoskeleton_
@Devil
@FactCheck
-I will first PM everyone a regular Townie role
-If you don't get a second role, your role is a regular Townie
@exoskeleton_
@Devil
@FactCheck
-I will first PM everyone a regular Townie role
-If you don't get a second role, your role is a regular Townie
@akitu
@ItsSupes2
@Chessmess
@Scheherazade
-I will first PM everyone a regular Townie role
-If you don't get a second role, your role is a regular Townie
@ItsSupes2
@Chessmess
@Scheherazade
-I will first PM everyone a regular Townie role
-If you don't get a second role, your role is a regular Townie
If you guys have any general questions about the roles ask away please.
I'll give out the roles in a few minutes.
I'll give out the roles in a few minutes.
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Okay so i just read the rules and it’s pretty complex but looks great. It’s been awhile since ive played mafia so I have some questions
Do ppl with coronavirus give coronavirus to the ppl they visit? Are we trying to sacrifice all the sick ppl?
When fauci uses another person’s abilities, is that other person unable to use their abilities?
So serial killer can only be killed by sacrifice and not by tiger etc?
Do ppl with coronavirus give coronavirus to the ppl they visit? Are we trying to sacrifice all the sick ppl?
No one gets infected, it's just the theme. No, you're trying to sacrifice all the evil roles.
When fauci uses another person’s abilities, is that other person unable to use their abilities?
No, they can still use their own abilities. When Dr Fauci uses their abilities, it'll be like having 2 sluts etc
So serial killer can only be killed by sacrifice and not by tiger etc?
Correct.
@ everyone
Ok I'm gonna give out roles. Please be patient, this will take a while lol
I will post when done and Night 1 can start.
Ok I'm gonna give out roles. Please be patient, this will take a while lol
I will post when done and Night 1 can start.
I swear to god, if I don't get a second message. HEADS ARE GONNA FLY.
AND I AM STILL WAITING FOR THAT SECOND GOD DAMN PM. TF CAT. I SWEAR IF I AM A TOWNIE FOR THE 829038421TH TIME IN A ROW. I AM GOING TO MAKE ME SOME CHINESE FOOD.
@ everyone
All the roles have been given out. 🙂
Night 1 can now commence.
PM me your stuff by 10am EST
All the roles have been given out. 🙂
Night 1 can now commence.
PM me your stuff by 10am EST
Posted by MissScruffs
@ everyone
All the roles have been given out. 🙂
Night 1 can now commence.
PM me your stuff by 10am EST
This is some bullshit. I am a god damn townie for the 1829308319028th time.
UGH
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargePosted by nikkistarPosted by MissScruffs
@ everyone
All the roles have been given out. 🙂
Night 1 can now commence.
PM me your stuff by 10am EST
This is some bullshit. I am a god damn townie for the 1829308319028th time.
UGH
Get a tiger and kill one of the 4 higher ups so you can replace him/herclick to expand
MAFIA SPOTTED
Posted by ScheherazadePosted by MrsElleCappysnatch
Save me, Gov Cuomo!
https://media0.giphy.com/media/Xb6DJ1qVljWdO32FwW/200.gif<div class="bqfade">click to expand
He triggers my daddy issues 😛
His brother even more so - those piercing, gorgeous blue eyes.
I already got my gif ready for when I die. I can feel it coming
Posted by nikkistar
I already got my gif ready for when I die. I can feel it coming
Already making my "why did we lose?" townie publication for the lounge
Don't kill me
****ATTENTION****
We have unprecedented early Night 1 results
Details to come..
We have unprecedented early Night 1 results
Details to come..
Posted by MissScruffs****ATTENTION****
We have unprecedented early Night 1 results
Details to come..
The president is dead?
Posted by MissScruffs****ATTENTION****
We have unprecedented early Night 1 results
Details to come..
God dammit, Rudy
Joe Biden
-Dies of natural causes before the game starts
-Dies Night 1 prematurely of old age
😢 Joe is/was Deldo's 2nd role.
lmao i hate you
Posted by Wild_Flo
Yeah I don’t mind working together, as long as you don’t try to get me killed
What do you taste like?
There will be a town hall gathering social distancing style . All townies to be present.
Posted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
There will be a town hall gathering social distancing style . All townies to be present.
Will masks be required?
Posted by _DazedPosted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
There will be a town hall gathering social distancing style . All townies to be present.
Will masks be required?click to expand
50 dollar fine if you dont.... home made masks are fine...
Posted by Wild_FloPosted by Queenofthepheasantfairies
There will be a town hall gathering social distancing style . All townies to be present.
When?click to expand
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(Bad) TEAM I: Serial Killer (1 player)
Rudy Gobert
-Can kill everyone with 1 Night attack and 1 Day attack
-Attacks someone at Night
-Cannot be killed at Night
-Attacks someone during the Day
-Cannot be attacked during the Day
-Can only be Sacrificed during the Day
-Shows Negative on Kris Jenner’s report
-Shows No Visit on Deborah Birx’s report