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Posted by AfternoonDelights22
I shall be back tomorrow night😢
Cmon..
Day play! Day play!!
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when im off in the day there shall be day play
Hope yall are ready for a scavenger hunt
Starts soon
SF and damnata can also have their match soon if they are around and want to
I will be listing the items soon
First off you will have to take a picture of all these items listed but also in the pictures you must include a piece of paper with your screen name written on it.
The first 3 players to post pics of tall the items will win 3 dxpf coins
The 2 players to post the most pics of items after that win 2 dxpf coins
Anyone else to post the most pics before the time limit wins 1 dxpf coin
Ice
An alcoholic beverage
A green piece of clothing
Any kind of paint
Some kind of potato
Unused candle
A living animal
Broom
Hammer
A book of matches
Game ends at midnight EST
congrats on 3 coins scruffles!
Rofl @ coors light
and nice pic of the cat!
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
congrats on 3 coins scruffles!Rofl @ coors light
and nice pic of the cat!
Yes! 😄
Admit it... you thought I was lying about Coors Light last night. -.-
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no but i knew thats what you were gonna take the pic of!
Ice - My fridge produces ugly ice sorry
An alcoholic beverage - Using my Pluto in Sag card, this is the most I'd be able to get wasted off of if I tried (people have gotten DUIs from Listerine intoxication k)
A green piece of clothing
Any kind of paint
Some kind of potato
Unused candle
A living animal - I don't have pets, but I promise you my little brother excels as one
Broom
Hammer - This was gross tbh
A book of matches - I had to get clever ya
lmao i like the creativity. I will give you the Listerine but I cannot give you the little brother animal lolol
But thats 9 and still good enough for 2 coins!
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
lmao i like the creativity. I will give you the Listerine but I cannot give you the little brother animal lololBut thats 9 and still good enough for 2 coins!
Omg what do you want me to do, go pick up a stray animal and get rabies? Humans are living animals!!
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
lmao i like the creativity. I will give you the Listerine but I cannot give you the little brother animal lololBut thats 9 and still good enough for 2 coins!
Omg what do you want me to do, go pick up a stray animal and get rabies? Humans are living animals!!
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if thats what it takes!
Just take ur sassykiwi paper and go searchin lol
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
lmao i like the creativity. I will give you the Listerine but I cannot give you the little brother animal lololBut thats 9 and still good enough for 2 coins!
Looked like a pet giraffe to me.
*sips beer*
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maybe if i was drinking too I could see the pet giraffe
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
lmao i like the creativity. I will give you the Listerine but I cannot give you the little brother animal lololBut thats 9 and still good enough for 2 coins!
Looked like a pet giraffe to me.
*sips beer*
maybe if i was drinking too I could see the pet giraffe
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Not if you were drinking coors light.
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
lmao i like the creativity. I will give you the Listerine but I cannot give you the little brother animal lololBut thats 9 and still good enough for 2 coins!
Looked like a pet giraffe to me.
*sips beer*
maybe if i was drinking too I could see the pet giraffe
Not if you were drinking coors light.
lmao
I upgraded!
I consulted a Pisces booze guru for guidance.
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Good work indeed
30 minutes remain!
Ice
The other 8 stuff: Green pants, candles, hammer, matchbox, paint, beer, broom, potato.
You're missing the animal
3 coins for damnata!
Time is up!
COINS
Sassy-10
GetMisted-8
Damnata-8
Scruffles-7
Duchess-5
JAG-1
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
lmao i like the creativity. I will give you the Listerine but I cannot give you the little brother animal lololBut thats 9 and still good enough for 2 coins!
Looked like a pet giraffe to me.
*sips beer*
maybe if i was drinking too I could see the pet giraffe
Not if you were drinking coors light.
lmao
I upgraded!
I consulted a Pisces booze guru for guidance.
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You...
....soon.
@Damnata, Virgos are so smart and hot. I was like, why are these silly geese posting all separate pics??
Afternoon, How's your day?
Posted by duchesslibro
@Damnata, Virgos are so smart and hot. I was like, why are these silly geese posting all separate pics??Afternoon, How's your day?
Lol, I actually wanted to post a separate pic for each item so you can clearly see it and for it to be precise.
But I was running out of time and fucks after Kek was a pain to hold down and photograph.
Posted by duchesslibro
@Damnata, Virgos are so smart and hot. I was like, why are these silly geese posting all separate pics??Afternoon, How's your day?
Lol, I actually wanted to post a separate pic for each item so you can clearly see it and for it to be precise.
But I was running out of time and fucks after Kek was a pain to hold down and photograph.
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I love your dog that looks exactly like a cat!
Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
Sassy Kiwi has a hammer that looks like something straight out of a Friday the 13th movie.Do you have a hockey mask to go with it?
It's my pops. Might explain why he randomly goes out at night shrug
He also steals cookies for me so it's all good
Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
Sassy Kiwi has a hammer that looks like something straight out of a Friday the 13th movie.Do you have a hockey mask to go with it?
It's my pops. Might explain why he randomly goes out at night shrug
He also steals cookies for me so it's all good
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Would you say...that you like llamas?
Posted by duchesslibro
@Damnata, Virgos are so smart and hot. I was like, why are these silly geese posting all separate pics??Afternoon, How's your day?
Lol, I actually wanted to post a separate pic for each item so you can clearly see it and for it to be precise.
But I was running out of time and fucks after Kek was a pain to hold down and photograph.
I love your dog that looks exactly like a cat!
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Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
I hate possums.There is nothing wrong with them that a rifle can't fix.
How can someone think they're cats, how?
I hate the majority of rodents but with possums...
Speaking of human stupidity:
Fighting Rats With Hordes of Opossums
Frank Sinatra once said about New York City, "If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere. ... If I watch out for the rats, because they'll definitely eat my face off."
New York. The city that never sleeps ... without banging all the bedbugs out of the mattress first and peeling rats off its scalp.
New York has always had a rat problem, but recently New York City's rats have gotten so bad that they've been seen sashaying through Taco Bells and subway trains like they were the mayor(s) or something. In Washington Heights, 20 percent of the buildings inspected by health officials showed signs of rat infestation. And those were just the ones they could see. So you'd think someone would have come up with an elegant and simple solution by now.
Not that they haven't tried. Over the years, New York has tried poison, traps, a whole league of professional rat killers and digitally mapping rat populations, but the rat problem persists. In 2005, they even instituted a Rodent Control Academy to educate pest controllers, landlords and restaurant workers about smart rat-avoidance practices. Yet none of these solutions can compare to that one time New Yorkers tried to solve their rodent problem with bigger rodents.
How They Made It Worse:
Honestly, does the "fight an epidemic of pests by introducing bigger, meaner pests" technique ever work? Ever?
So, what could be worse than a rat epidemic? Try a raging opossum epidemic.
The idea was as simple as it was stupid: buy some opossums, then release them in the streets of Brooklyn so they would eat/kill/maim all the rats. Easy, right? And of course the opossums would die off themselves after they ate all the rats, because what would be left for them to eat? Taxis? Tourists? No way. Bada-bing bada-boom. Problem solved.
Never mind that opossums have a mouthful of 50 dagger-sharp teeth, or that they're omnivores, meaning they can survive off of any food they find lying around, including the exact same trash that rats live off of. Or that rats are faster than opossums by a factor of a million, so it's not like the marsupials would ever catch them in the first place. Or that rats breed up to five litters a year, and each litter can consist of up to 14 baby rats, so the opossums would never have been able to keep up with the rat-making. Forget all that! What did Brooklynites have to lose?
Peace of mind and living space, apparently. Because not only did the opossums thrive alongside the rats they were supposed to eradicate, at least one brought some rabies with him, just in case his knife teeth weren't horrifying enough. By 2010, Brooklyn gardeners, dogs and teenage girls were all living in terror of their opossum tormentors. And it didn't help that the oversized rodents are really into sightseeing. They were initially released under the Coney Island boardwalk but have been seen in Manhattan and the Bronx as well.
As for the rats the opossums were supposed to kill off, they're doing great, thanks for asking. Budget cuts forced city officials to eliminate dozens of pest-control positions, so cat-size rats are having the time of their lives right now.
http://www.cracked.com/article_19157_the-5-biggest-backfires-in-history-disaster-relief.html
Posted by duchesslibro
@Damnata, Virgos are so smart and hot. I was like, why are these silly geese posting all separate pics??Afternoon, How's your day?
I had to post separate pics because it's easier to bring a piece of paper to the items than bring the items to the paper.
For instance, I rushed to the supermarket last night and whipped out my sign in the potato chip isle.
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Sleepy-Cat-Facepalm-Shake-My-Head-Reaction-Gif.gif
😆 that's awesome!!
anybody wanna do a match
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
anybody wanna do a match
I'll have my match with scorpiofish since we were supposed to...but I don't want another 2 lies one truth in a row.
Anything else for us two.
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
anybody wanna do a matchI'll have my match with scorpiofish since we were supposed to...but I don't want another 2 lies one truth in a row.
Anything else for us two.
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If hes down for it
I feel I am the only one who put both a real onion and a real potato in the 2 contests.
Why don't you people cook?
Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
Sure, do you have enough questions from me from the last round?You should have enough left over?
Ill save them for another time. You will be battling Damnata in "Family Feud"
Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
Sure, do you have enough questions from me from the last round?You should have enough left over?
We're gonna try another one today, piscean.
Variety is the spice of life.
Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
Sure, do you have enough questions from me from the last round?You should have enough left over?
Ill save them for another time. You will be battling Damnata in "Family Feud"
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Let us begin. Make sure you share the rules.
Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
What, pray tell, is Family Feud?
We're divorcing, dear.
Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
You may have the Royal Horses tho.
THE IMAGE THIS BROUGHT IN MY MIND.
😆
Rules for family feud:
I have asked my friend, family members and co workers a bunch of questions and you must guess how they answered. Who ever gets the top answer can keep guessing or pass to the other player. The person that keeps guessing keeps going until they get 2 wrong and then the other person will get a chance to steal all the points. This happens over 3 rounds and whoever gets the most points after 3 rounds wins
Either of you cheating?
SF if you choose to "cheat" You will get an advantage to start the game but in your next match you start with a disadvantage.
Posted by YourFavoriteDXPMember
So am I supposed to PM a bunch of questions to you again, or do you just randomly type questions here on the board?
No ive already asked these questions to people. You and Damnata will then try and guess the answer that other people said most.
Gahh!! Omg. At least one of the rats had Rabies? Yikes. I've never been to NYC. Husband says it's disgusting. I definitely don't want to visit a opossum rabies infested city. lol
Damnata are you cheating?
First question
I asked 16 people
Name something kids are embarrassed to have their mothers do to them in public
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Whoever guesses the best answer first continues on
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