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duchesslibro
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Posted by AfternoonDelights22
@scruffles you must either tie it here or SF wins

SF has juggled 5 rubber balls simultaneously
SF has sang before an audience
SF has ran a marathon
Hmmm...

SF has juggled 5 rubber balls simultaneously - Was that including the 2 attached to his body?
SF has sang before an audience - We all have in school plays even if we suck.
SF has ran a marathon - I think he would have boasted about it if this were true.

I'll go with...

SF has sang before an audience - Truth
Hahaha, my Dear Lady, I can sing in the shower. Does that count as an audience?
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Do you shower in front of an audience?
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I will be listing the items soon
First off you will have to take a picture of all these items listed but also in the pictures you must include a piece of paper with your screen name written on it.

The first 3 players to post pics of tall the items will win 3 dxpf coins
The 2 players to post the most pics of items after that win 2 dxpf coins
Anyone else to post the most pics before the time limit wins 1 dxpf coin
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Un petit pamplemousse
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Ice - My fridge produces ugly ice sorry
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An alcoholic beverage - Using my Pluto in Sag card, this is the most I'd be able to get wasted off of if I tried (people have gotten DUIs from Listerine intoxication k)
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A green piece of clothing
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Any kind of paint
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Some kind of potato
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Unused candle
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A living animal - I don't have pets, but I promise you my little brother excels as one
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Broom
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Hammer - This was gross tbh
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A book of matches - I had to get clever ya
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Posted by AfternoonDelights22
lmao i like the creativity. I will give you the Listerine but I cannot give you the little brother animal lolol

But thats 9 and still good enough for 2 coins!
Omg what do you want me to do, go pick up a stray animal and get rabies? Humans are living animals!!
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if thats what it takes!

Just take ur sassykiwi paper and go searchin lol
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Damnata
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Posted by Scruffles
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
lmao i like the creativity. I will give you the Listerine but I cannot give you the little brother animal lolol

But thats 9 and still good enough for 2 coins!
Looked like a pet giraffe to me.

*sips beer*
maybe if i was drinking too I could see the pet giraffe
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Not if you were drinking coors light.
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Posted by Scruffles
Posted by Damnata
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Posted by Scruffles
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
lmao i like the creativity. I will give you the Listerine but I cannot give you the little brother animal lolol

But thats 9 and still good enough for 2 coins!
Looked like a pet giraffe to me.

*sips beer*
maybe if i was drinking too I could see the pet giraffe
Not if you were drinking coors light.
lmao

I upgraded!

I consulted a Pisces booze guru for guidance.
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Good work indeed
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Damnata
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Posted by Scruffles
Posted by Damnata
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Posted by Scruffles
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
lmao i like the creativity. I will give you the Listerine but I cannot give you the little brother animal lolol

But thats 9 and still good enough for 2 coins!
Looked like a pet giraffe to me.

*sips beer*
maybe if i was drinking too I could see the pet giraffe
Not if you were drinking coors light.
lmao

I upgraded!

I consulted a Pisces booze guru for guidance.
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You...




....soon.
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duchesslibro
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Posted by duchesslibro
@Damnata, Virgos are so smart and hot. I was like, why are these silly geese posting all separate pics??

Afternoon, How's your day?
Lol, I actually wanted to post a separate pic for each item so you can clearly see it and for it to be precise.

But I was running out of time and fucks after Kek was a pain to hold down and photograph.
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I love your dog that looks exactly like a cat!
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Posted by duchesslibro
@Damnata, Virgos are so smart and hot. I was like, why are these silly geese posting all separate pics??

Afternoon, How's your day?
Lol, I actually wanted to post a separate pic for each item so you can clearly see it and for it to be precise.

But I was running out of time and fucks after Kek was a pain to hold down and photograph.
I love your dog that looks exactly like a cat!
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Damnata
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I hate possums.

There is nothing wrong with them that a rifle can't fix.
How can someone think they're cats, how?

I hate the majority of rodents but with possums...

Speaking of human stupidity:

Fighting Rats With Hordes of Opossums

Frank Sinatra once said about New York City, "If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere. ... If I watch out for the rats, because they'll definitely eat my face off."

New York. The city that never sleeps ... without banging all the bedbugs out of the mattress first and peeling rats off its scalp.

New York has always had a rat problem, but recently New York City's rats have gotten so bad that they've been seen sashaying through Taco Bells and subway trains like they were the mayor(s) or something. In Washington Heights, 20 percent of the buildings inspected by health officials showed signs of rat infestation. And those were just the ones they could see. So you'd think someone would have come up with an elegant and simple solution by now.

Not that they haven't tried. Over the years, New York has tried poison, traps, a whole league of professional rat killers and digitally mapping rat populations, but the rat problem persists. In 2005, they even instituted a Rodent Control Academy to educate pest controllers, landlords and restaurant workers about smart rat-avoidance practices. Yet none of these solutions can compare to that one time New Yorkers tried to solve their rodent problem with bigger rodents.

How They Made It Worse:

Honestly, does the "fight an epidemic of pests by introducing bigger, meaner pests" technique ever work? Ever?

So, what could be worse than a rat epidemic? Try a raging opossum epidemic.

The idea was as simple as it was stupid: buy some opossums, then release them in the streets of Brooklyn so they would eat/kill/maim all the rats. Easy, right? And of course the opossums would die off themselves after they ate all the rats, because what would be left for them to eat? Taxis? Tourists? No way. Bada-bing bada-boom. Problem solved.

Never mind that opossums have a mouthful of 50 dagger-sharp teeth, or that they're omnivores, meaning they can survive off of any food they find lying around, including the exact same trash that rats live off of. Or that rats are faster than opossums by a factor of a million, so it's not like the marsupials would ever catch them in the first place. Or that rats breed up to five litters a year, and each litter can consist of up to 14 baby rats, so the opossums would never have been able to keep up with the rat-making. Forget all that! What did Brooklynites have to lose?

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Peace of mind and living space, apparently. Because not only did the opossums thrive alongside the rats they were supposed to eradicate, at least one brought some rabies with him, just in case his knife teeth weren't horrifying enough. By 2010, Brooklyn gardeners, dogs and teenage girls were all living in terror of their opossum tormentors. And it didn't help that the oversized rodents are really into sightseeing. They were initially released under the Coney Island boardwalk but have been seen in Manhattan and the Bronx as well.

As for the rats the opossums were supposed to kill off, they're doing great, thanks for asking. Budget cuts forced city officials to eliminate dozens of pest-control positions, so cat-size rats are having the time of their lives right now.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19157_the-5-biggest-backfires-in-history-disaster-relief.html
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Posted by Scruffles
Posted by duchesslibro
@Damnata, Virgos are so smart and hot. I was like, why are these silly geese posting all separate pics??

Afternoon, How's your day?
I had to post separate pics because it's easier to bring a piece of paper to the items than bring the items to the paper.

For instance, I rushed to the supermarket last night and whipped out my sign in the potato chip isle.


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😆 that's awesome!!
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Rules for family feud:

I have asked my friend, family members and co workers a bunch of questions and you must guess how they answered. Who ever gets the top answer can keep guessing or pass to the other player. The person that keeps guessing keeps going until they get 2 wrong and then the other person will get a chance to steal all the points. This happens over 3 rounds and whoever gets the most points after 3 rounds wins