DXPIL S5 Semifinals: Libra Sun vs Cancer Sun

Libra Sun Vice

@Tiziani

9-9-0 (*18 pts*)

AWAY RECORD 3-6

HOME RECORD 6-3

Tied for 2nd Ranked Offense

Goals For: 43

6th Ranked Defense

Goals Against: 40

VERSUS

Cancer Sun Crime

11-6-1 (*23 pts*)

AWAY RECORD 5-4

HOME RECORD 6-2-1

Tied for 2nd Ranked Offense

Goals For: 43

2nd Ranked Defense

Goals Against: 36

HEAD TO HEAD (This Season): Vice lead 2-0

HEAD TO HEAD (All Time): Vice Lead 3-1

Posted by tiziani

That video..... perfection.

Def my favorite dxpil hype video because it even hyped me up lol

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1. Who will win the following NFL Football game?

A. Los Angeles Rams

B. New Orleans Saints

2. Who will score more goals in Leg 1 of the MLS Conference Semifinals?

A. Portland Timbers

B. Seattle Sounders

C. Draw

3. Who will score more goals in Leg 1 of the MLS Conference Semifinals?

A. New York City FC

B. Atlanta United

C. Draw

4. How many points will the New England Patriots score against the Green Bay Packers?

A. 33 or lower

B. 34 or higher

5. Who will win the following NHL hockey game?

A. Columbus Blue Jackets

B. Anaheim Ducks

@Yodi please answer 2 or 3 questions within the next 22ish hours

@Tiziani can answer after you do

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Sun bowl gonna be lit! 🔥🔥🔥

Seriously tho, #1 team in the league vs defending champs who squeaked into the playoffs on the last day, and beat Cancer sun both times...epic shit lol

Yes I love when the DXPIL playoffs have intriguing stories like this one lol

Awwww that was cute 😏 minus my song but still.. it was well put together and entertaining

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Sun bowl gonna be lit! 🔥🔥🔥

Seriously tho, #1 team in the league vs defending champs who squeaked into the playoffs on the last day, and beat Cancer sun both times...epic shit lol

It's *Cough* fixed.. stay woke.

Remember 😅

Posted by Yodi

Awwww that was cute 😏 minus my song but still.. it was well put together and entertaining

Hall & Oates was the only thing that fit the situation in my head xD

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by Yodi

Awwww that was cute 😏 minus my song but still.. it was well put together and entertaining

Hall & Oates was the only thing that fit the situation in my head xD

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A libra moon giving me a glimpse into his head 🤔.. hmmm.

I'll let it slide only because maneater fits

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Yodi

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Sun bowl gonna be lit! 🔥🔥🔥

Seriously tho, #1 team in the league vs defending champs who squeaked into the playoffs on the last day, and beat Cancer sun both times...epic shit lol

It's *Cough* fixed.. stay woke.

Remember 😅

Congratulations on winning the regular season! You're the star! You're the st.....

wait what did you say? Advance past the semi finals against ME?

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Let me win 😇 nobody will know.. I promise

Posted by Yodi

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by Yodi

Awwww that was cute 😏 minus my song but still.. it was well put together and entertaining

Hall & Oates was the only thing that fit the situation in my head xD

A libra moon giving me a glimpse into his head 🤔.. hmmm.

I'll let it slide only because maneater fits

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Libra Moons head is...what is the cheesiest ridiculous concept I can come up with that is also hype worthy

And yes I know it fits you can't fool me

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Yodi

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by Yodi

Awwww that was cute 😏 minus my song but still.. it was well put together and entertaining

Hall & Oates was the only thing that fit the situation in my head xD

A libra moon giving me a glimpse into his head 🤔.. hmmm.

I'll let it slide only because maneater fits

does that mean the date went well this week?

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Wait whaaaa 😅

Oh gosh.. ummm

Dxpil is on right? Who you got tiz?

Help a n!!gga out

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by Yodi

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by Yodi

Awwww that was cute 😏 minus my song but still.. it was well put together and entertaining

Hall & Oates was the only thing that fit the situation in my head xD

A libra moon giving me a glimpse into his head 🤔.. hmmm.

I'll let it slide only because maneater fits

Libra Moons head is...what is the cheesiest ridiculous concept I can come up with that is also hype worthy

And yes I know it fits you can't fool me

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Lol

I know I can't.. it's always genuine

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Yodi

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Yodi

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by Yodi

Awwww that was cute 😏 minus my song but still.. it was well put together and entertaining

Hall & Oates was the only thing that fit the situation in my head xD

A libra moon giving me a glimpse into his head 🤔.. hmmm.

I'll let it slide only because maneater fits

does that mean the date went well this week?

Wait whaaaa 😅

Oh gosh.. ummm

Dxpil is on right? Who you got tiz?

Help a n!!gga out

It's all right, you clicked like on the post.... Say no more, Yodi, say no more.

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Lol that doesn't mean anything.. the dxp world will know eventually on my time 😌 SIR

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Yodi

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Yodi

Posted by tiziani

Posted by Yodi

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by Yodi

Awwww that was cute 😏 minus my song but still.. it was well put together and entertaining

Hall & Oates was the only thing that fit the situation in my head xD

A libra moon giving me a glimpse into his head 🤔.. hmmm.

I'll let it slide only because maneater fits

does that mean the date went well this week?

Wait whaaaa 😅

Oh gosh.. ummm

Dxpil is on right? Who you got tiz?

Help a n!!gga out

It's all right, you clicked like on the post.... Say no more, Yodi, say no more.

Lol that doesn't mean anything.. the dxp world will know eventually on my time 😌 SIR

I hear you, I wasn't meaning to intrude, just enjoying the 2018 trend of DXPers getting laid in real life. Much better than last few years of posts about twin flames, that's for sure.

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You're not intruding.. I just like being difficult and I'm a crab soooo that doesn't help either lol

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

1. Who will win the following NFL Football game?

A. Los Angeles Rams

B. New Orleans Saints

2. Who will score more goals in Leg 1 of the MLS Conference Semifinals?

A. Portland Timbers

B. Seattle Sounders

C. Draw

3. Who will score more goals in Leg 1 of the MLS Conference Semifinals?

A. New York City FC

B. Atlanta United

C. Draw

4. How many points will the New England Patriots score against the Green Bay Packers?

A. 33 or lower

B. 34 or higher

5. Who will win the following NHL hockey game?

A. Columbus Blue Jackets

B. Anaheim Ducks

@Yodi please answer 2 or 3 questions within the next 22ish hours

@Tiziani can answer after you do

1.B

4.B

5.A

2. Who will score more goals in Leg 1 of the MLS Conference Semifinals?

A. Portland Timbers

B. Seattle Sounders

C. Draw

3. Who will score more goals in Leg 1 of the MLS Conference Semifinals?

A. New York City FC

B. Atlanta United

C. Draw

@Tiziani please answer within the next 10ish hours

2. Who will score more goals in Leg 1 of the MLS Conference Semifinals?

A. Portland Timbers

B. Seattle Sounders

C. Draw [Libra Sun]

3. Who will score more goals in Leg 1 of the MLS Conference Semifinals?

A. New York City FC [Libra Sun]

B. Atlanta United

C. Draw

@Yodi please answer within the next 25ish hours

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

2. Who will score more goals in Leg 1 of the MLS Conference Semifinals?

A. Portland Timbers

B. Seattle Sounders

C. Draw [Libra Sun]

3. Who will score more goals in Leg 1 of the MLS Conference Semifinals?

A. New York City FC [Libra Sun]

B. Atlanta United

C. Draw

@Yodi please answer within the next 25ish hours

As people start to arrive to the stadium a few hours before the game starts, the Crime are blasting the best of Hall & Oates through the stadium. Vice fans arriving in season 4 DXPIL World Championship Belts.

Less than 3 hours until kick off

Season 5 Semifinals are off to the races

1. Who will win the following NFL Football game?

A. Los Angeles Rams [Libra Sun]

B. New Orleans Saints [Cancer Sun]

2. Who will score more goals in Leg 1 of the MLS Conference Semifinals?

A. Portland Timbers

B. Seattle Sounders [Cancer Sun]

C. Draw [Libra Sun]

3. Who will score more goals in Leg 1 of the MLS Conference Semifinals?

A. New York City FC [Libra Sun]

B. Atlanta United [Cancer Sun]

C. Draw

4. How many points will the New England Patriots score against the Green Bay Packers?

A. 33 or lower [Libra Sun]

B. 34 or higher [Cancer Sun]

5. Who will win the following NHL hockey game?

A. Columbus Blue Jackets [Cancer Sun]

B. Anaheim Ducks [Libra Sun]

Saints lookin good at the start of the game against the unbeaten rams

rams tie it up easily

Might be a high scoring one

Rams and Saints now tied at 14

Seattle vs Portland MLS game should be starting within the next 15ish

Seattle sounders are basically the cancer sun crime of the mls this season

Started badly but had a ridiculous 2nd half to make the playoffs and finish 2nd compared to crimes 1st

Portland fans are so drunk already

Posted by tiziani

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Portland fans are so drunk already

mentally the only things I associate Portland with are:

- being into astrology

- hippie swinger public sex events

- probably responsible for half the attendance at Burning Man as it gets even more bougie

I can't imagine what their MLS fans are like. Maybe those are the ones drinking to get away from all the above.

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lmao unfortunately i think its just made up of all the above

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

The battle for the Pacific Northwest begins

I bet there’s a fair amount of Sounders fans there too, Portland and Seattle are only a few hours from each other

Yeah true

They could be some of the depressed drunkards

Posted by tiziani

haha the PNW

we couldn't even get one DXP member there? That's gotta be half of DXP's membership base in that region alone

ikr wtf cc

goalllll seattle

and saints are up 2 tds

goalllllll portland

goaaaaalllll portland

Let's go Seattle and saints!!

Mood while watching the saints game..

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Portland up at half time

Will be a goal for nobody if they win

Rams have a chance to fight back. Enough time left

Is the saints Jersey blue or black?

Posted by Black-Mamba

Let's go Yodi! Go Crabs.

but seahawks look bad. sorry

She needs your seattle soccer team to turn it around

Posted by Black-Mamba

Let's go Yodi! Go Crabs.

but seahawks look bad. sorry

Ayeeeee!! 😘

Thanks love I need the support lol

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Posted by Yodi

Is the saints Jersey blue or black?

Black

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thank you

drunken yodi tryin to tell me the saints are in blue and gold

Time to call the eye doc!

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Posted by Yodi

Is the saints Jersey blue or black?

Black

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Damn.. I'm blind asf

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Posted by Yodi

Is the saints Jersey blue or black?

Black

thank you

drunken yodi tryin to tell me the saints are in blue and gold

Time to call the eye doc!

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Shhhh.. you win so hush 😌

rams continuing the comeback..

And rams tie the game...

Posted by tiziani

I have nothing, nothing, nothing

If I don't have you,

Oh you

My darling you

That's right, let the sounds of Whitney flow through you this halftime.

Whitney was also down when she recorded this masterpiece but did she give up her fruitless dependency on Bobby in the middle of Game 1? No!

Just like we are not going to give up the emotional validation we found through the DXP title! Now get back out there

It worked for the rams

Saints back on top by ten...

2. Who will score more goals in Leg 1 of the MLS Conference Semifinals?

A. Portland Timbers [nobody]

Portland wins leg 1 so nobody gets a goal there