
wagtail
@wagtail
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Posted by SoulOurs have the decency to wear shells.
Damn, that thing is crazy. I've seen ones similar in Florida. I'm surprised a slow moving insect as big as th at can even stay alive. It must have some super effective goo, or what ever the hell is on them that keeps them from being bird food.


Posted by Montgomeryjust pick it up.. then wash your hands. it's just a critter.Posted by tizianiUgh
Put him outside imo. Dustpan and brush?
How about a broom and a hefty bag.
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Posted by wagtailthats what she said.... 😛![]()
He's got a fat head...

Posted by justagirlI was just thinking that myself... I had a plant outside my front door that was decimated recently...
That is a huge ass slug.. WTF do they eat down there?? Steroids?

Posted by justagirlHaha! Dude I love playing with bugs it's just... He has a FACE like- a postal address, kids and a missus... The whole package ya knoPosted by Montgomeryjust pick it up.. then wash your hands. it's just a critter.Posted by tizianiUgh
Put him outside imo. Dustpan and brush?
How about a broom and a hefty bag.
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did you never play with bugs n stuff as a kid?click to expand

Posted by wagtailMost likely 🙂Posted by justagirlI was just thinking that myself... I had a plant outside my front door that was decimated recently...
That is a huge ass slug.. WTF do they eat down there?? Steroids?
Wonder if this guy is the culpritclick to expand

Posted by justagirlThat little bugger >_<Posted by wagtailMost likely 🙂Posted by justagirlI was just thinking that myself... I had a plant outside my front door that was decimated recently...
That is a huge ass slug.. WTF do they eat down there?? Steroids?
Wonder if this guy is the culpritclick to expand

Posted by SoulFlorida is like slug heaven right? Warm and wet... Everything's bigger...
Damn, that thing is crazy. I've seen ones similar in Florida. I'm surprised a slow moving insect as big as th at can even stay alive. It must have some super effective goo, or what ever the hell is on them that keeps them from being bird food.

Posted by wagtailsoo muchhhh possiblites with this wording.....Posted by SoulFlorida is like slug heaven right? Warm and wet... Everything's bigger...
Damn, that thing is crazy. I've seen ones similar in Florida. I'm surprised a slow moving insect as big as th at can even stay alive. It must have some super effective goo, or what ever the hell is on them that keeps them from being bird food.click to expand


Posted by justagirlNo.Posted by Montgomeryjust pick it up.. then wash your hands. it's just a critter.Posted by tizianiUgh
Put him outside imo. Dustpan and brush?
How about a broom and a hefty bag.
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did you never play with bugs n stuff as a kid?click to expand


Posted by justagirlAhhhhohhhhaha shiet ahaha @.@Posted by wagtailsoo muchhhh possiblites with this wording.....Posted by SoulFlorida is like slug heaven right? Warm and wet... Everything's bigger...
Damn, that thing is crazy. I've seen ones similar in Florida. I'm surprised a slow moving insect as big as th at can even stay alive. It must have some super effective goo, or what ever the hell is on them that keeps them from being bird food.
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Posted by SassyKiwiIn liiiike butter? Or WD40...
As my father would say... fry it.

Posted by Taureye'a leash' crikey, that's not a joke!
If you like it then you better put a leash on it. Don't be mad that once you see that i want it. Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh

Posted by FlickerI'm just sayin'Posted by wagtailSure.. you should. WAIT. IT. OUT!Posted by SassyKiwiIn liiiike butter? Or WD40...
As my father would say... fry it.
I'm open to suggestions. I'm gonna wash some dishes and if he's still there when I head upstairs I'll grab some paper towel and do what needs to be done.
I MAY let him stay and make his own way out tho...
He's pretty cute in a gagfest kinda way.click to expand






Posted by FlickerDon't be meanPosted by wagtail*gags*
It's official folks.
We are best buds.
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YA DID IT?
Cannot unsee it *blinks*
now.... if only I wish it were a leechh 😉.. the ultimate purpose would've been served!!click to expand

Posted by FlickerLeeches are scary @_@
wha?
What did I say?
*shrugs* ya gotta be more of a daredevil is all


Posted by TaureyeWe've become friends. No leash necessary 🙂Posted by wagtailWho said i was joking?!Posted by Taureye'a leash' crikey, that's not a joke!
If you like it then you better put a leash on it. Don't be mad that once you see that i want it. Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh
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looks like a noose i know....click to expand

Posted by TaureyeLol he's cool!Posted by wagtailAhhhhh mutual respect nothing like it.Posted by TaureyeWe've become friends. No leash necessary 🙂Posted by wagtailWho said i was joking?!Posted by Taureye'a leash' crikey, that's not a joke!
If you like it then you better put a leash on it. Don't be mad that once you see that i want it. Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh
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looks like a noose i know....click to expand

Posted by FlickerSag Mars, Cancer Asc...
I'm watching a horror flick and chatting on here, hence the delay in responses...
but I meant to ask.. where yo Mars at? and asc?

Posted by FlickerWhere's ya Merc at?Posted by wagtailScorp Mars, Aqua asc...Posted by FlickerSag Mars, Cancer Asc...
I'm watching a horror flick and chatting on here, hence the delay in responses...
but I meant to ask.. where yo Mars at? and asc?
You?click to expand


Posted by FlickerWell, that escalated quickly.Posted by wagtailGem merc basically sounds nicer on you.. mine only sounds like a loser and an asshole.
I have Gem Merc too! Awesomeclick to expand
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Should I keep him?
Normally I just take em outside... If he wasn't so big- it's gonna feel like I'm peeling a giant, moving turd off my closet wall tho...