@wagtail
13 Years5,000+ Posts
@tiziani Haha no, I should be grateful I guess
But seriously now.
That is a huge ass slug.. WTF do they eat down there?? Steroids?
Damn, that thing is crazy. I've seen ones similar in Florida. I'm surprised a slow moving insect as big as th at can even stay alive. It must have some super effective goo, or what ever the hell is on them that keeps them from being bird food.
Posted by Soul
Damn, that thing is crazy. I've seen ones similar in Florida. I'm surprised a slow moving insect as big as th at can even stay alive. It must have some super effective goo, or what ever the hell is on them that keeps them from being bird food.
Ours have the decency to wear shells.

He's got a fat head...
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by tiziani
Put him outside imo. Dustpan and brush?
Ugh
How about a broom and a hefty bag.
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just pick it up.. then wash your hands. it's just a critter.
did you never play with bugs n stuff as a kid?
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He's got a fat head...
thats what she said.... 😛
Posted by justagirl
That is a huge ass slug.. WTF do they eat down there?? Steroids?
I was just thinking that myself... I had a plant outside my front door that was decimated recently...
Wonder if this guy is the culprit
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by tiziani
Put him outside imo. Dustpan and brush?
Ugh
How about a broom and a hefty bag.
just pick it up.. then wash your hands. it's just a critter.
did you never play with bugs n stuff as a kid?
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Haha! Dude I love playing with bugs it's just... He has a FACE like- a postal address, kids and a missus... The whole package ya kno
Posted by wagtail
Posted by justagirl
That is a huge ass slug.. WTF do they eat down there?? Steroids?
I was just thinking that myself... I had a plant outside my front door that was decimated recently...
Wonder if this guy is the culpritclick to expand
Most likely 🙂
Posted by justagirl
Posted by wagtail
Posted by justagirl
That is a huge ass slug.. WTF do they eat down there?? Steroids?
I was just thinking that myself... I had a plant outside my front door that was decimated recently...
Wonder if this guy is the culprit
Most likely 🙂
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That little bugger >_<
Posted by Soul
Damn, that thing is crazy. I've seen ones similar in Florida. I'm surprised a slow moving insect as big as th at can even stay alive. It must have some super effective goo, or what ever the hell is on them that keeps them from being bird food.
Florida is like slug heaven right? Warm and wet... Everything's bigger...
Posted by wagtail
Posted by Soul
Damn, that thing is crazy. I've seen ones similar in Florida. I'm surprised a slow moving insect as big as th at can even stay alive. It must have some super effective goo, or what ever the hell is on them that keeps them from being bird food.
Florida is like slug heaven right? Warm and wet... Everything's bigger...
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soo muchhhh possiblites with this wording.....
You dirty girl you 😛
Posted by justagirl
Posted by Montgomery
Posted by tiziani
Put him outside imo. Dustpan and brush?
Ugh
How about a broom and a hefty bag.
just pick it up.. then wash your hands. it's just a critter.
did you never play with bugs n stuff as a kid?
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No.
😐
As my father would say... fry it.
Posted by justagirl
Posted by wagtail
Posted by Soul
Damn, that thing is crazy. I've seen ones similar in Florida. I'm surprised a slow moving insect as big as th at can even stay alive. It must have some super effective goo, or what ever the hell is on them that keeps them from being bird food.
Florida is like slug heaven right? Warm and wet... Everything's bigger...
soo muchhhh possiblites with this wording.....
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Ahhhhohhhhaha shiet ahaha @.@
Posted by SassyKiwi
As my father would say... fry it.
In liiiike butter? Or WD40...
I'm open to suggestions. I'm gonna wash some dishes and if he's still there when I head upstairs I'll grab some paper towel and do what needs to be done.
I MAY let him stay and make his own way out tho...
He's pretty cute in a gagfest kinda way.
Posted by Taureye
If you like it then you better put a leash on it. Don't be mad that once you see that i want it. Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh
'a leash' crikey, that's not a joke!
Posted by Flicker
Posted by wagtail
Posted by SassyKiwi
As my father would say... fry it.
In liiiike butter? Or WD40...
I'm open to suggestions. I'm gonna wash some dishes and if he's still there when I head upstairs I'll grab some paper towel and do what needs to be done.
I MAY let him stay and make his own way out tho...
He's pretty cute in a gagfest kinda way.
Sure.. you should. WAIT. IT. OUT!
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I'm just sayin'


It's official folks.
We are best buds.

@Flicker you inspired me dude
I'm gonna call him Slugger
Posted by Flicker
Posted by wagtail
It's official folks.
We are best buds.
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*gags*
YA DID IT?
Cannot unsee it *blinks*
now.... if only I wish it were a leechh 😉.. the ultimate purpose would've been served!!
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Don't be mean
Posted by Flicker
wha?What did I say?
*shrugs* ya gotta be more of a daredevil is all
Leeches are scary @_@
@Flicker Oh I've been covered In leeches before... I know you can't feel them, it's just-
Skin crawling when I think of em... Bleeeurgh. You gotta have salt and a lighter. Pack some real heat to deal with em.
Sluggers just a softy. Bit sticky, but a softy lol
Posted by Taureye
Posted by wagtail
Posted by Taureye
If you like it then you better put a leash on it. Don't be mad that once you see that i want it. Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh
'a leash' crikey, that's not a joke!
Who said i was joking?!
looks like a noose i know....
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We've become friends. No leash necessary 🙂
Posted by Taureye
Posted by wagtail
Posted by Taureye
Posted by wagtail
Posted by Taureye
If you like it then you better put a leash on it. Don't be mad that once you see that i want it. Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh oh
'a leash' crikey, that's not a joke!
Who said i was joking?!
looks like a noose i know....
We've become friends. No leash necessary 🙂
Ahhhhh mutual respect nothing like it.
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Lol he's cool!
Posted by Flicker
I'm watching a horror flick and chatting on here, hence the delay in responses...but I meant to ask.. where yo Mars at? and asc?
Sag Mars, Cancer Asc...
You?
Posted by Flicker
Posted by wagtail
Posted by Flicker
I'm watching a horror flick and chatting on here, hence the delay in responses...but I meant to ask.. where yo Mars at? and asc?
Sag Mars, Cancer Asc...
You?
Scorp Mars, Aqua asc...
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Where's ya Merc at?
I have Gem Merc too! Awesome
Posted by Flicker
Posted by wagtail
I have Gem Merc too! Awesome
Gem merc basically sounds nicer on you.. mine only sounds like a loser and an asshole.
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Well, that escalated quickly.
No self hate allowed here, only slugs 🙂
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Should I keep him?
Normally I just take em outside... If he wasn't so big- it's gonna feel like I'm peeling a giant, moving turd off my closet wall tho...