
Tina
@Teena
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Posted by DreamyboyI was setting up a joke, that came after this, but you ruined it because you're so derp.Posted by nikkistarI'm confused why you tag me I'm not yupvirgo, I'm pisces I swear!Posted by Teenaits @dreamyboy isn't it?Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowNope... YV still among us. Can't say who though 🙃Posted by SkiesAfireIt was pretty much the worst story I ever told, but that's because I didn't wanna do it lol. It was his idea for a clickbait to attract all the losers with one throw and hand their ass to them. I'd say it's mission accomplished, and if the fugly retard wants to bump it up to show his retarded fugly ass getting pwned all over again, that's just fine by me. The more laughs we get out of it, the merrier.Posted by ChangBAHAHAHA wtf.. was walking in to this shit, expecting a CC tale.. nope #jedstory
@skiesafire
I wonder if jed stories are the reason for sf homophobe leaving dxp. jed stories move in, sf moves out.
Jed stories are the number one leading cause of sf white flight.![]()
Like I told his moronic bum buddy, this is how they got to Yupvirgo, accusing him of catfishing and making everything up about his happy married life, because it cramped their style , because they were jealous of him, because they themselves are fucked-up-beyond-repair losers. That's what happens when they have no life and they try to claim a desolate corner on the internet as their own, because noone else will have them. How fucking pathetic is that—? They're being territorial and try to claim a sewer as their stamping ground.
But Yuppie was Libra-dominant which made him submissive by nature, and he chose to bolt. I'm Aries-dominant and I set tragic bitches like them on fire with my volatile farts.![]()
I ain't going anywhere, and by association neither is Jed.![]()
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Posted by sakuraflowers🤔whatchu tryin to say?
I think I've seen more Jed stories than stories from LibraMudra, YupVirgo, and Arielle put together.

Posted by TheRabbit
@Teena and @Dreamyboy found each other on a thread.
It's a dead thread now.

Posted by TheRabbit
I'm just here for the Jed stories.


Posted by TheRabbitI'm going to change the last part a little:
SF: Thank you for calling the suicide prevention hotline, my name is SF, I'm here for you.
HES: nah, your name is JED now, bitch.
SF: Okay if that's easier for you, my name is Jed.
HES: that's right. Now what are you wearing, JED?
SF: I don't see how that's relevant.
HES: I don't care if you think it's relevant, bitch. What are you wearing?
SF: ummmm...Dockers and an Izod polo.
HES: meh. Whatever. It won't matter when I finger your asshole.
SF: I'm sorry, but I'm not homose...
HES: I DON'T CARE LADYBOY. I'M JAMMING A ZIP CODE WORTH OF DIGITS UP YOUR ASS.
SF: [15 minute homophobic rant]
*awkward moment of silence*

Posted by TheRabbitBut YV story is more interesting 🙃🙃
I'm just here for the Jed stories.

Posted by TheRabbitLmao
SF: Thank you for calling the suicide prevention hotline, my name is SF, I'm here for you.
HES: nah, your name is JED now, bitch.
SF: Okay if that's easier for you, my name is Jed.
HES: that's right. Now what are you wearing, JED?
SF: I don't see how that's relevant.
HES: I don't care if you think it's relevant, bitch. What are you wearing?
SF: ummmm...Dockers and an Izod polo.
HES: meh. Whatever. It won't matter when I finger your asshole.
SF: I'm sorry, but I'm not homose...
HES: I DON'T CARE LADYBOY. I'M JAMMING A ZIP CODE WORTH OF DIGITS UP YOUR ASS.
SF: [15 minute homophobic rant]
*awkward moment of silence*
SF: Hypothetically though, describe how you'd put your fingers up my ass...

Posted by TeenaCouldn't care less, he wasn't much fun anyway. He was just an example I used of your bum buddy's patheticness.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowNope... YV still among us. Can't say who though 🙃Posted by SkiesAfireIt was pretty much the worst story I ever told, but that's because I didn't wanna do it lol. It was his idea for a clickbait to attract all the losers with one throw and hand their ass to them. I'd say it's mission accomplished, and if the fugly retard wants to bump it up to show his retarded fugly ass getting pwned all over again, that's just fine by me. The more laughs we get out of it, the merrier.Posted by ChangBAHAHAHA wtf.. was walking in to this shit, expecting a CC tale.. nope #jedstory
@skiesafire
I wonder if jed stories are the reason for sf homophobe leaving dxp. jed stories move in, sf moves out.
Jed stories are the number one leading cause of sf white flight.![]()
Like I told his moronic bum buddy, this is how they got to Yupvirgo, accusing him of catfishing and making everything up about his happy married life, because it cramped their style , because they were jealous of him, because they themselves are fucked-up-beyond-repair losers. That's what happens when they have no life and they try to claim a desolate corner on the internet as their own, because noone else will have them. How fucking pathetic is that—? They're being territorial and try to claim a sewer as their stamping ground.
But Yuppie was Libra-dominant which made him submissive by nature, and he chose to bolt. I'm Aries-dominant and I set tragic bitches like them on fire with my volatile farts.![]()
I ain't going anywhere, and by association neither is Jed.![]()
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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowlol not sure what happened to what I wrote - daym DXP
@tctao if you're gonna quote me AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING!!!
Do you want me to get the wet paddle— I got one with your name on it and I KNOW how to use it!

Posted by tctaoPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowlol not sure what happened to what I wrote - daym DXP
@tctao if you're gonna quote me AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING!!!
Do you want me to get the wet paddle— I got one with your name on it and I KNOW how to use it!
I said - we need to put "pathicness" in the DXP dickionaryclick to expand

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowomg no - it's not all about you LOLPosted by tctaoPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowlol not sure what happened to what I wrote - daym DXP
@tctao if you're gonna quote me AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING!!!
Do you want me to get the wet paddle— I got one with your name on it and I KNOW how to use it!
I said - we need to put "pathicness" in the DXP dickionary![]()
Did you just low-key call me a dick?
"dickionary"—?click to expand

Posted by tctaoWell, that might be partly true especially when it comes to me but..........erm, hmm.....oh......you know my Jed has a Cap moon of his own? And you and me share the same Venus.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowomg no - it's not all about you LOLPosted by tctaoPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowlol not sure what happened to what I wrote - daym DXP
@tctao if you're gonna quote me AT LEAST SAY SOMETHING!!!
Do you want me to get the wet paddle— I got one with your name on it and I KNOW how to use it!
I said - we need to put "pathicness" in the DXP dickionary![]()
Did you just low-key call me a dick?
"dickionary"—?
I called the dictionary a dickionary - because it's DXP and we are about Dicks
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Well, that might be partly true especially when it comes to me but..........erm, hmm.....oh......you know my Jed has a Cap moon of his own? And you and me share the same Venus.
omg no - it's not all about you LOL
I called the dictionary a dickionary - because it's DXP and we are about Dicks

Posted by tctaoyep - I had another Aries Venus attack a few days ago - I'm getting too old for this sheet - I'll keep the Cap Moon thoWell, that might be partly true especially when it comes to me but..........erm, hmm.....oh......you know my Jed has a Cap moon of his own? And you and me share the same Venus.
omg no - it's not all about you LOL
I called the dictionary a dickionary - because it's DXP and we are about Dicks

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowThe key is to be aware of those pesky placements, identify and recognize their patterns so you can keep them under control.Posted by tctaoyep - I had another Aries Venus attack a few days ago - I'm getting too old for this sheet - I'll keep the Cap Moon thoWell, that might be partly true especially when it comes to me but..........erm, hmm.....oh......you know my Jed has a Cap moon of his own? And you and me share the same Venus.
omg no - it's not all about you LOL
I called the dictionary a dickionary - because it's DXP and we are about Dicks

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowThe key is to be aware of those pesky placements, identify and recognize their patterns so you can keep them under control.Posted by tctaoyep - I had another Aries Venus attack a few days ago - I'm getting too old for this sheet - I'll keep the Cap Moon thoWell, that might be partly true especially when it comes to me but..........erm, hmm.....oh......you know my Jed has a Cap moon of his own? And you and me share the same Venus.
omg no - it's not all about you LOL
I called the dictionary a dickionary - because it's DXP and we are about Dicks

Posted by tctaoI am aware of what is transpiring but it is so hard to control - it might also be some of the Pisces Mars slipping in and I go into this fog - I swear I almost stroked out thinking about this guy and yet I can't go there - he's married and I am seeing someone - I just need to keep avoiding him as much as possiblePosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowThe key is to be aware of those pesky placements, identify and recognize their patterns so you can keep them under control.Posted by tctaoyep - I had another Aries Venus attack a few days ago - I'm getting too old for this sheet - I'll keep the Cap Moon thoWell, that might be partly true especially when it comes to me but..........erm, hmm.....oh......you know my Jed has a Cap moon of his own? And you and me share the same Venus.
omg no - it's not all about you LOL
I called the dictionary a dickionary - because it's DXP and we are about Dicks
Btw, are you also more attracted to faces than bodies? The guy I'm dating has to be real good looking. If the face doesn't meet my standards, I completely lose interest even if he has a rocking bod.

OOOOOH SHIIIIIII........yeah that sounds like a Pisces placement rearing its ugly head, a double-edged sword alright. You really need to put some distance between you and that man, and focus solely on the one you're seeing. You don't want to let it get out of hand, believe me. It has the potential to turn into an obsession and it's the same thing that almost got me killed last year.
I am aware of what is transpiring but it is so hard to control - it might also be some of the Pisces Mars slipping in and I go into this fog - I swear I almost stroked out thinking about this guy and yet I can't go there - he's married and I am seeing someone - I just need to keep avoiding him as much as possible

Posted by tctaoyes - that is why I am avoiding him as much as possible - I am just hating myself for even getting all hot and bothered over nothing that is going to happen anyway but I think he does that to me on purpose - he's a Bull, my age - and we have been co-workers / friends for many years - it was just recently he opened up and professed his feelings for me and what he would like to do to me (I have to find out his moon so I have some ammo lol)OOOOOH SHIIIIIII........yeah that sounds like a Pisces placement rearing its ugly head, a double-edged sword alright. You really need to put some distance between you and that man, and focus solely on the one you're seeing. You don't want to let it get out of hand, believe me. It has the potential to turn into an obsession and it's the same thing that almost got me killed last year.
I am aware of what is transpiring but it is so hard to control - it might also be some of the Pisces Mars slipping in and I go into this fog - I swear I almost stroked out thinking about this guy and yet I can't go there - he's married and I am seeing someone - I just need to keep avoiding him as much as possible
Thankfully I was able to deal with it and now it has evolved. When I was watching my boy doing parkour a month or so ago and a woman next to me was watching as well and goshing, it felt like my heart was going to explode from the amount of love and pride I felt. And yesterday, watching Jed learning a new song and practising the bass line.....those faces he was making, being so absorbed by the music and just nailing it, I almost started crying. So fucking proud of him.
Pisces love is the purest, most intense love, I believe. When it's good, it's the best. These lyrics describe it to a T.
IF I WAS THE LAST POET LEFT ON EARTH
KNOWN BY ALL AS A MAN OF WORDS
IF I WAS THE LAST POET HEARD BY ALL
THEY WOULD WATCH AS THE SILENCE FALLS
BUT FOR YOU I CAN’T FIND WORDS
THROWING MY HANDS UP, OH
FOR YOU I CAN’T FIND WORDS
WITH A BROKEN FEATHER AND UNUSED INK
GOING CRAZY TRYING TO TRANSLATE WHAT I THINK
WHEN WE SEE SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL
A MONASTERY OF LIGHT AND SOUL STAND TALLER THAN THE HIGH CATHEDRAL WALLS
GOT MY HANDS UP
BUT FOR YOU I CAN’T FIND WORDS
CUZ FOR YOU THERE ARE NO WORDS
And yeah ok I was kinda perving at him too lol, he was wearing a very tight shiny-grey shirt and his pecs kept pumping. I love them pecs.

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowOh that silly scale thinking he can force a Cap moon to say something he/she is not ready to say.....but you're certainly playing with fire. How likely do you think it is he'll dump his wife for you? At this stage you're both just adding to the aggravation. Nothing good can come from it.Posted by tctaoyes - that is why I am avoiding him as much as possible - I am just hating myself for even getting all hot and bothered over nothing that is going to happen anyway but I think he does that to me on purpose - he's a Bull, my age - and we have been co-workers / friends for many years - it was just recently he opened up and professed his feelings for me and what he would like to do to me (I have to find out his moon so I have some ammo lol)OOOOOH SHIIIIIII........yeah that sounds like a Pisces placement rearing its ugly head, a double-edged sword alright. You really need to put some distance between you and that man, and focus solely on the one you're seeing. You don't want to let it get out of hand, believe me. It has the potential to turn into an obsession and it's the same thing that almost got me killed last year.
I am aware of what is transpiring but it is so hard to control - it might also be some of the Pisces Mars slipping in and I go into this fog - I swear I almost stroked out thinking about this guy and yet I can't go there - he's married and I am seeing someone - I just need to keep avoiding him as much as possible
Thankfully I was able to deal with it and now it has evolved. When I was watching my boy doing parkour a month or so ago and a woman next to me was watching as well and goshing, it felt like my heart was going to explode from the amount of love and pride I felt. And yesterday, watching Jed learning a new song and practising the bass line.....those faces he was making, being so absorbed by the music and just nailing it, I almost started crying. So fucking proud of him.
Pisces love is the purest, most intense love, I believe. When it's good, it's the best. These lyrics describe it to a T.
IF I WAS THE LAST POET LEFT ON EARTH
KNOWN BY ALL AS A MAN OF WORDS
IF I WAS THE LAST POET HEARD BY ALL
THEY WOULD WATCH AS THE SILENCE FALLS
BUT FOR YOU I CAN’T FIND WORDS
THROWING MY HANDS UP, OH
FOR YOU I CAN’T FIND WORDS
WITH A BROKEN FEATHER AND UNUSED INK
GOING CRAZY TRYING TO TRANSLATE WHAT I THINK
WHEN WE SEE SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL
A MONASTERY OF LIGHT AND SOUL STAND TALLER THAN THE HIGH CATHEDRAL WALLS
GOT MY HANDS UP
BUT FOR YOU I CAN’T FIND WORDS
CUZ FOR YOU THERE ARE NO WORDS
And yeah ok I was kinda perving at him too lol, he was wearing a very tight shiny-grey shirt and his pecs kept pumping. I love them pecs.
and I do like that poem - that is exactly what I have been saying to the Libra who seems to seek words of praise or something after sex - there are no words - and of all the many years of men I have known, I was never at a loss for words like that - it's perplexing but you know what I mean so I guess it's not all that strange for me to be there ... and so you know now why I won't give that up either ...
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