@Gemitati
11 Years25,000+ Posts
If we all went to bed...
Herpes outbreak.
Posted by EvilHare
I'd Dutch Oven everyone.
You eat people? I think raw it's fine but cooked? Wouldn't you prefer sandwich?
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by EvilHare
I'd Dutch Oven everyone.
And I'd light your candy asses up
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What's 'candy asses' ?
Not everyone speaks 'gay' here...
Be considerate. You are still minority.
However it feels...?
Posted by EvilHare
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by EvilHare
I'd Dutch Oven everyone.
You eat people? I think raw it's fine but cooked? Wouldn't you prefer sandwich?
Maybe @MaxPower will prepare a hot and juicy Cleveland Steamer for you.
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His wife will never let him out! He is locked up for non performance so we don't have to worry about his ass...
Posted by LePetitFisk
brb throws up
Are you back? Washed up?
Posted by EvilHare
So this has become a fart fetish party.
Orgy! Not party! Ever heard of that?
That's how Rome Empire fell...
Don't play stupid! Oh! You aren't playing?
You are out! ?
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Lunabee
Herpes outbreak.
You are out!
No herpes in my jacuzzi!
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I want no part. If it's your jacuzzi the herpes originated there
Posted by Goateeguru
Posted by LePetitFisk
The whole DXP community can probably fit in your raggedy tired ass poontang
Damn!
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Why? You wanted to get exclusive? Lol
Posted by MaxPower
No one is going to get in the bed with you. LOL
You are out so you don't have to worry about it. Keep waiting forn'fat' woman come home bringing you fat lab samples for dinner! ?
Posted by Lunabee
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Lunabee
Herpes outbreak.
You are out!
No herpes in my jacuzzi!
I want no part. If it's your jacuzzi the herpes originated there
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We can use your jacuzzi!
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by EvilHare
I'd Dutch Oven everyone.
And I'd light your candy asses up
What's 'candy asses' ?
Not everyone speaks 'gay' here...
Be considerate. You are still minority.
However it feels...?
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Is that your best at baiting me?
Virgo moon + Sag rising =
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Lunabee
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Lunabee
Herpes outbreak.
You are out!
No herpes in my jacuzzi!
I want no part. If it's your jacuzzi the herpes originated there
We can use your jacuzzi!
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That's optimistic! Loving the enthusiasm!
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by EvilHare
I'd Dutch Oven everyone.
And I'd light your candy asses up
What's 'candy asses' ?
Not everyone speaks 'gay' here...
Be considerate. You are still minority.
However it feels...?
Is that your best at baiting me?
Virgo moon + Sag rising =
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You don't give a Fk?
I thought you do...
Liar!
Posted by MaxPower
No one is going to get in the bed with you. LOL
He would because he ain't got a backup plan. And she'll invite him for seconds.
She ain't got no backup plan either.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by MaxPower
No one is going to get in the bed with you. LOL
He would because he ain't got a backup plan. And she'll invite him for seconds.
She ain't got no backup plan either.
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Are you secretly in this type but it's against gay code so you want him at orgy but you cant admit? You might like my husband...
Good idea! —?
Posted by LePetitFisk
Posted by Gemitati
Washed up?
Yes. You most definitely are.
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I meant you after vomiting all over yourself but coming back anyway?
Posted by MaxPower
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by MaxPower
No one is going to get in the bed with you. LOL
He would because he ain't got a backup plan. And she'll invite him for seconds.
She ain't got no backup plan either.
Oh my God, that wheelbarrow. LOL
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Don't laugh at equipment before you used it! ?
Posted by infires
no thanks
I said IF...not like it's mandatory!
I can't accommodate more then 9 people anyway so thanks for declining!
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Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Jacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
Posted by infires
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by infires
no thanks
I said IF...not like it's mandatory!
I can't accommodate more then 9 people anyway so thanks for declining!
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holy cow 9 people, can you fit 9 people? ;_;
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Well...will report after first trial since you declined and will not witness the happening! Your phone number is? ?
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Jacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
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Who said I'll let you in my house?
If there are minorities I will move jacuzzi to the nearest street...so no one will snort anything in my bathroom! I ain't stoopid you know!
I imagine it would smell terrible. Like cheap perfume completely failing at masking the heavy smell of taint from being on dxpnet all day.
Posted by Gemitati
I ain't stoopid you know!
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Jacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
Who said I'll let you in my house?
If there are minorities I will move jacuzzi to the nearest street...so no one will snort anything in my bathroom! I ain't stoopid you know!
You'll let anyone with a pulse in your "house".
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What's the pulse? New drug?
Posted by Goateeguru
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Goateeguru
Posted by LePetitFisk
The whole DXP community can probably fit in your raggedy tired ass poontang
Damn!
Why? You wanted to get exclusive? Lol
How many accounts you got on here? Your english going from perfect to purposely bad gives you away
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Keep wondering bozo! It had been done. No one ever found out. If you'll be the one - there is no cash prize. Remember that!
Posted by infires
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by infires
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by infires
no thanks
I said IF...not like it's mandatory!
I can't accommodate more then 9 people anyway so thanks for declining!
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holy cow 9 people, can you fit 9 people? ;_;
Well...will report after first trial since you declined and will not witness the happening! Your phone number is? ?
ooo what if you took them in and then birth them out like babies
then these people will have you as their second mom :3
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I love you but that was stupid ?
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Gemitati
I ain't stoopid you know!
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@Goateeguru
Posted by GetMisted
Posted by LePetitFisk
Posted by GetMisted
Posted by LePetitFisk
DXP sleepover. Gemitati's roastbeef blankets.
DXP Adventures: Spelunking the caves of Gemitati
DXP Science: New species of bat discovered
DXP opens a restaurant called "Gemitati's" with a $ 1.99 all you eat buffet.
Goes out of business 5 days later from a lack of customers
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If you've tried my cooking - you would lick...whatever I want just to get more! ?
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Jacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
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no need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Jacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
no need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?
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I've missed you. I see you feel the same...
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Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Jacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
no need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?
We were teaching her how to swim....
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I was born at the ocean! I can swim better than you can snort crap!
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Jacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
no need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?
We were teaching her how to swim....
I was born at the ocean! I can swim better than you can snort crap!
It's easy to float when your vagina is the equivalent of a life raft.
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You dont have to be jealous! You have years ahead of you to achieve anything...except maybe college education. But it's not my concern. As your vj size. Talk to your parents.
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Jacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
no need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?
We were teaching her how to swim....
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I used to be a swim instructor so that checks out. Solid alibi.
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Jacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
no need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?
We were teaching her how to swim....
I was born at the ocean! I can swim better than you can snort crap!
It's easy to float when your vagina is the equivalent of a life raft.
You dont have to be jealous! You have years ahead of you to achieve anything...except maybe college education. But it's not my concern. As your vj size. Talk to your parents.
Yes....I'm so jealous of a washed up, middle-aged whore whose self esteem is so damaged that she's perfectly content with being another man's cum rag. #LifeGoals
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Me too ✋️
Super jelly. One day maybe I'll know what it's like to play part time mistress to family man. #lyfegoals ?
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Jacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
no need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?
We were teaching her how to swim....
I was born at the ocean! I can swim better than you can snort crap!
It's easy to float when your vagina is the equivalent of a life raft.
You dont have to be jealous! You have years ahead of you to achieve anything...except maybe college education. But it's not my concern. As your vj size. Talk to your parents.
Yes....I'm so jealous of a washed up, middle-aged whore whose self esteem is so damaged that she's perfectly content with being another man's cum rag. #LifeGoals
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Are you blind? Or stoopid? Haven't you ever seen women of age who look better than you? And man I have you cant even dream to get baby!
Maybe where you live women are washed up at 50 - wake up! You would want to be me if you knew me.
If you saw me you would pull your wig and throw it into any trash can!
So apparently you haven't better things to do or anyone to entertain you at this hour except bickering with old me...at your age!
Isn't it telling you anything?
My daughter doesn't sit in forums talking crap to strangers! Why don't you get a life?
I am not going to respond because I am going to bed. But you can think about it and write something that makes you look like you have more than welfair benefits in your life. Take care.
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Jacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
no need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?
We were teaching her how to swim....
I used to be a swim instructor so that checks out. Solid alibi.
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Everything you used to be...what's now?
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX
I would "accidentally" smother you with a pillow.
Jacuzzi apparently is a foreign word to you. I'll cross you out just so you don't embarrass yourself coming with pillow and blanket when everyone is on bikini...
Orgy is NOT pj party! It's not a sleepover dressed up! Google it...(Eyeroll)
You don't have pillows at your house?
no need for pillows when you can just hold her head under the water. need a hand?
We were teaching her how to swim....
I used to be a swim instructor so that checks out. Solid alibi.
Everything you used to be...what's now?
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I don't understand what your saying...
Lol yes we are all 'stoopid'.
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...together?
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What would happen?
I am spaced out...