Is His Wee Small or Big? (Page 4)

oh dear lord ? why?

He has skinny man muscle. My libra fried would like you joe

THIS is hot. That is one smoking bit of Piscean man flesh right there. Mike Rowe, awwwww yeh.

Another part of his charm PP, he's a DIRTY BOY.

Men that work with their hands are SEXY! DEAD SEXY. Do a job, do it well, and bring it on home to Momma. Owowow!

Hehehehehee, I'm Bull, we likes grubbing in da dirt. No worries Mister Rowe, I'll help you wash up after.

PP I prefer the second one from the neck UP lol.

He's just too full of ripples it's not natural!

Lol I ♥ Mike Rowe too

His face makes me laugh so hard. Just his face. That's all it takes honestly.
Makes sense that he's a Pisces actually, my ex-bff was a Pisces too and his face made me laugh also.

— Mike Rowe just rocks. He's so masculine, charming and intelligent. Those eyes. Whoooo boy. Makes me melt like butter.

Did I mention he's hilarious?

Posted by venusianbull
Hehehehehee, I'm Bull, we likes grubbing in da dirt. No worries Mister Rowe, I'll help you wash up after.

Wtf?

I'm a bull not a pig looking for truffles :p

I don't like smelly man scent either but I don't hate on what dude does for a living.

Lol @meg. I agree he was reading cosmo right before he vogued...I mean posed.

Oh ladies, ladies *smh* 'Dirty Jobs' on Discovery Channel. Must I teach you everything?

And as to the wrinkles, I'm an old bag, I like men with character stamped on their face.

And as to the pig looking for truffles. I'll be 40 next year, and guess what? I still like splatting around in the mud. And getting dirty with that Fish would be NO hardship, trust me. 😉

Don't have too Meg, just google the man. Or the show.

Lol@ the wayans bros reference

My issue isn't the man or his job and yes, I know the show 😛

Rugged doesn't have to mean rank. I like my man to smell of soap and cologne not BO. New money smell is nice too 🙂

Someone should come out with a scent called "fresh roll of 50's"

LOL Thank goodness you said "FRESH roll of 50s". Of course there's always the white trash roll. A 50 round a potato. You crack me up tubby, you constantly ding at me thinking I like a man who stinks. No way. I just have no problem with a man who can get filthy. Gets a big thumbs up from me.

By the way, where is the Brawny dude? Flannel outdoorsy goodness. With the fresh scent of pine.

Irish spring is rank 😛

I like a guy who can get down and dirty too VB...not literally in the romance arena though.

Irish Spring sucks the ol' banana. I like natural scents. *brow arched* Ohhh I dunno about the banishing of filth in the boudoir, that leaves much out.

Oh truly, is there anything finer? Cologne is fine if they don't bathe in it. But that clean smell of soap, laundry detergent and MAN. All blended together. Holy smokes Batman.

We're agreed then ladies. All men should ban the use of Irish Spring.

RIGHT, Axe goes, Irish Spring goes, and any cheap assed cologne out there? GUH!

And you're right, that is one of the douchiest ads on the planet. Here you go gents, spritz this on and the women will come after you like cats in heat. WHATEVAH.

Lol sickle? Not sure how to spell it

Yall are grossing me out with this "man odor" thing. Makes me think of hot, fermented sweaty ball sacks.

ROFLMAO Omigawd, I might be ILL. That's HILARIOUS.

Wow! My nose fell off of my face imagining that one.

I hate men who workout and lay down on their bed afterward. Bedroom always smells like a gym sock. So no, don't like man odor. He doesn't have to be fresh water clean 24-7 but I don't get women who get hot seeing a man with pit and neck sweat. Gross!

Meg-God I recall that you hate swiss cheese. You smote it when I brought it to the alter.

Guh, that's just wrong on so many levels. Clean the bod before you lay on clean sheets. And hello, if you want a trip downtown, be clean. I ain't going in for a snack like that, and I doubt you ladies do either.

LOL And the mighty writ of MEG came down and smote the Swiss cheese.

VB when you get a funky manwhiff when heading south what do you?

It's never happened to me but I'd be mortified.

I also hate funky breath. Kissing and suckin on my ta-tas leaving rank, drying spittle on my girls. I dry up quick on that too.

I wouldn't go there if there was funky man whiff. Or I'd say "Excuse me lover, I'll be right back" and that would be right back with a washcloth. Turn it into a game first. Wash the big man, ohhh yes indeed. I can't do bad breath either. Morning tongue kiss? No. Brush your damned snags man. Same goes for slimy spittle on the girls, or any other part of my body.

Uhhhhuh. I'm all for morning play, but please.

I miss morning sex *sigh*

Maybe my crush will end my celibacy pact?

Ugh, ok back to work 😛

Oh quickie...

Damn Meg 😢

The leo would sleep on his stomach because I would try to molest him in his sleep. I think wees are like pacifiers and at night I want my binky!

I love any time really. And I do things in my sleep. Yes, I've woken up with an erection in my hand before. Or I wriggle and roll my bottom/hips into a man at night. Wake up like "HELLO".

LOL tubby!!!!!

Posted by MegStings
Morning/middle of the night is my favorite time. Have you guys ever woken up with a cock in your hand? I consider it like holding hands. or cuddling. My ex used to get mad when he'd wake up and I'd have his cock in my hand.. it was around that time I started believing he was gay.

I actually get it on in the middle of a dead sleep. Angel eyes and I wake up in the middle of an all out romp. I guess I start getting frisky while were sleeping, start doing it and we both wake up somtime in the middle happy to continue.

It is the wierdest thing. I never did that with any of my exes. And we are stone cold asleep when we start having sex, for a long time we would argue back and forth as to who started it until it became apparent it was me 🙂

The best thing about it is she loves it which is awesome because it is completely unvoluntary/unconcious, I don't know what I am doing before it's already happening.

Posted by MegStings

Posted by venusianbull
I love any time really. And I do things in my sleep. Yes, I've woken up with an erection in my hand before. Or I wriggle and roll my bottom/hips into a man at night. Wake up like "HELLO".

It has been far too long since I've had the joy of waking up like that.

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Me too Meg. *sigh* Me too. You are not alone.

Creepy? What a poo stain.

Tell me about it. I go without because I won't lower my standards. The shame of it all really. ( nahhhhh ) And yes, good and suckfest all wrapped up together. Humming "You & Ur Hand" all the time gets to be a real drag. Good for you for not falling into the 'ho trap, seriously. And yes, post your Tau story whenever you like.

SPILL IT!

Scorpio men scare the shit outta me. Never again. Maybe its an opposite sex and sign aversion.

Deets!

I agree with you, fully, right on down the line. After 13 years down the tubes it's hard to put trust out there. Because it can literally change at the drop of a hat. I fully believe in love/relationship. That'll never go away. It's been 2 years now, and I've been attracted to people, but I think one hell of a lot more of myself than to be a one night stand or a FWB. Not saying that's bad for anyone if that's their choice, this is just my choice.
If you'd ruther do it that way, that's fine. 🙂 Whatever you're comfortable with chicky. And if you're scared of the man, there's a good reason for it. I'm a firm believer in going with what your guts tell you.

*smiles* Ms. Tubby though, she wants alllllllll the dirt. LOL I do enjoy that line from 'Steel Magnolias' "If you don't have something nice to say, come sit by me."

FWB with a trusted partner teaches you how to expand your repertoire. The notion that you can be a great lover without practice and versatility is a fallacy. New lovers teach you new and different ways to love. Sex for me is like aire and where I choose to keep my feet on the floor right now, the right wee will snap me out of it.

I think for women, we're taught that we"re supposed to moan so we do it without knowing any better. As you grow and become more confident, you learn how to ask for what you want and take charge to get your own Big O.

Sadly many of my friends are so caught up in putting their kitty in glass cases that sex isn't nearly as enjoyable as it could be. If you love sex because you love him, that's great but you're stupid. At a base level, sex is primal and denying this, not recognizing it why I think some men cheat. You're up in your head when he wants to be in your middle.

I know there was a point to this...

I understand all that tubby, and I respect someones choice. Must we go over this again? You have your reasoning, I have mine. And I'm cool with it.
And I don't love sex because I love him ( whoever in the hell 'he' is cos I sure as shit ain't seeing him ) I just love sex. Period. But I also know myself.

Holy SHIT Meg. RUN, FLEE. That is one off kilter two legged man right there.

Get 'em PP. 🙂 Sex is a terrific thing.

13 year marriage, 2 years out of it. Gawd do I miss sex.