@firebunny
14 Years10,000+ Posts
mine tastes like carbonara sauce
I didnt but Gemitati castigated me for being such a prude so I tasted it. It tastes good.
They say it's normal so I should taste it. Everyone does it.
does it taste better than ands' ?
Posted by hydorah
does it taste better than ands' ?
Got em
Posted by hydorah
does it taste better than ands' ?
I will never know. *shrugs*
I dont wanna taste his. Not even his hotdog. For that'd be incest! @_@
Posted by firebunny
They say it's normal so I should taste it. Everyone does it.
No they don't
Men are babies and are too scared for that sample tasting
Lol
Posted by xkraft
I can't.
I couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
Posted by firebunny
Posted by xkraft
I can't.
I couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
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Yeah don’t lead with that. Creepy af.
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by firebunny
They say it's normal so I should taste it. Everyone does it.
No they don't
Men are babies and are too scared for that sample tasting
Lol
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If it wasnt for Gemitati, I'd never know. But on the positive side, I can say "no you dont need to swallow it like it's some shot of beer. come, give me your pasta."
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by firebunny
Posted by xkraft
I can't.
I couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
Yeah don’t lead with that. Creepy af.
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So what should I say then?
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Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by firebunny
Posted by xkraft
I can't.
I couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
Yeah don’t lead with that. Creepy af.
So what should I say then?
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we're eating in tonight
Posted by firebunny
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by firebunny
Posted by xkraft
I can't.
I couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
Yeah don’t lead with that. Creepy af.
So what should I say then?
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Nothing sexual or anything about how you consume your own bodily fluids.
Tell them you bi.
Ask about their interests, work, goals, etc.
Posted by TheRabbit
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Egg and cheese yes.
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
Posted by TheRabbit
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Tasting like bacon would be dangerous around me. I’d forget myself and get a little teethy...
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by firebunny
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Posted by xkraft
I can't.
I couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
Yeah don’t lead with that. Creepy af.
So what should I say then?
Nothing sexual or anything about how you consume your own bodily fluids.
Tell them you bi.
Ask about their interests, work, goals, etc.
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Will never talk about my cum? You're saying it's better if she discovers it by surprise? Maybe I should tell her my favorite fruit is pineapple to lead her on?
Posted by TheRabbit
Posted by firebunny
Posted by TheRabbit
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Egg and cheese yes.
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
False. Bacon, usually pancetta or guanciale, is absolutely part of the sauce.
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Ummm doesnt change anything.
Posted by firebunny
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by firebunny
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Posted by firebunny
Posted by xkraft
I can't.
I couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
Yeah don’t lead with that. Creepy af.
So what should I say then?
Nothing sexual or anything about how you consume your own bodily fluids.
Tell them you bi.
Ask about their interests, work, goals, etc.
Will never talk about my cum? You're saying it's better if she discovers it by surprise? Maybe I should tell her my favorite fruit is pineapple to lead her on?
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Unless your paying her, she’s not gonna suck your dick on the first date. Your safe.
I mean, bacon's salty just like cheese. The only difference is that cheese is sweet. My cum tastes kinda sweet so the cheese is really a factor. Bacon doesnt change much.
Posted by LadyNeptune
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Posted by firebunny
Posted by xkraft
I can't.
I couldnt myself if not because of Gemitati. But thanks to her, I can tell women mine tastes goood.🙂
Yeah don’t lead with that. Creepy af.
So what should I say then?
Nothing sexual or anything about how you consume your own bodily fluids.
Tell them you bi.
Ask about their interests, work, goals, etc.
Will never talk about my cum? You're saying it's better if she discovers it by surprise? Maybe I should tell her my favorite fruit is pineapple to lead her on?
Unless your paying her, she’s not gonna suck your dick on the first date. Your safe.
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Im not paying her no no. I'll just tell her, hey I eatpineapple!
well done firebunny, girls will be impressed because only a true gentleman would taste his semen before feeding it to the ladies
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Posted by TheRabbit
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Egg and cheese yes.
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
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Bacon is a main ingredient in carbonara
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
Posted by TheRabbit
Have you considered a bunch of line cooks just busted nuts all over a plate of pasta and told you it was carbonara when it was served to you?
with a side of #tossedsalad
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by TheRabbit
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Egg and cheese yes.
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
Bacon is a main ingredient in carbonara
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
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I was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.
Posted by firebunny
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by TheRabbit
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Egg and cheese yes.
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
Bacon is a main ingredient in carbonara
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
I was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.
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ur #clueless
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by TheRabbit
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Egg and cheese yes.
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
Bacon is a main ingredient in carbonara
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
I was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.
ur #clueless
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Im such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.
Posted by firebunny
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by TheRabbit
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Egg and cheese yes.
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
Bacon is a main ingredient in carbonara
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
I was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.
ur #clueless
Im such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.
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Why don't you cook?
Aren't you in your 30s?
Posted by firebunny
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by TheRabbit
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Egg and cheese yes.
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
Bacon is a main ingredient in carbonara
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
I was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.
ur #clueless
Im such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.
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whatever - it will only take 30 seconds for Gemitati to suck you off - bacon or no bacon
I dont think semen could taste like bacon unlessyou're saying it's crunchy.
Im talking about the liquid sauce.
And I dont have to be too pedantic to describe the taste of my semen.
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by firebunny
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Posted by firebunny
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Posted by firebunny
Posted by TheRabbit
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Egg and cheese yes.
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
Bacon is a main ingredient in carbonara
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
I was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.
ur #clueless
Im such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.
Why don't you cook?
Aren't you in your 30s?
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I've always planned. I just didnt have the time. It will be my new year's resolution. But as I say to my mum, let me choose the dish as it's 85% guaranteed it tastes good.
Posted by nano
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by firebunny
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by TheRabbit
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Egg and cheese yes.
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
Bacon is a main ingredient in carbonara
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
I was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.
ur #clueless
Im such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.
Why don't you cook?
Aren't you in your 30s?
Most men can't cook. Especially American men.
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Wow....really?
Why is that Nano? 😕
Anyway, I was saying it tastes LIKE, not it tastes EXACTLY LIKE. Know the difference.
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Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by nano
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by firebunny
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
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Posted by firebunny
Posted by TheRabbit
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Egg and cheese yes.
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
Bacon is a main ingredient in carbonara
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
I was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.
ur #clueless
Im such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.
Why don't you cook?
Aren't you in your 30s?
Most men can't cook. Especially American men.
Wow....really?
Why is that Nano? 😕
I don't know, they are just completely incompetent in the kitchen.. they don't want to learn, they don't think its their task. They have no interest.
I taught my aqua ex to make 1 meal and it's the only thing he still makes to this day LOL.
My European gem is an excellent cook and he cooks for us every night 😊 he loves to. I got lucky
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So what do they do when they want to eat? Eat out ?
Don't their parents teach them? Our kid could cook meals by the age of 14
Posted by TheRabbit
Posted by nano
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by firebunny
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by TheRabbit
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Egg and cheese yes.
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
Bacon is a main ingredient in carbonara
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
I was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.
ur #clueless
Im such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.
Why don't you cook?
Aren't you in your 30s?
Most men can't cook. Especially American men.
Honestly most American women can't cook either. Unless they are Boomers or older Gen X.
My trainer was telling me she had to tell grown men and women how to cook basic meals. Literally they couldn't cook chicken breasts.
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That is so strange. I was taught to cook at age 13 both at school and by my mum
What is going on there ? 😕
Posted by nano
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by nano
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by nano
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by firebunny
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by TheRabbit
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Egg and cheese yes.
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
Bacon is a main ingredient in carbonara
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
I was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.
ur #clueless
Im such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.
Why don't you cook?
Aren't you in your 30s?
Most men can't cook. Especially American men.
Wow....really?
Why is that Nano? 😕
I don't know, they are just completely incompetent in the kitchen.. they don't want to learn, they don't think its their task. They have no interest.
I taught my aqua ex to make 1 meal and it's the only thing he still makes to this day LOL.
My European gem is an excellent cook and he cooks for us every night 😊 he loves to. I got lucky
So what do they do when they want to eat? Eat out ?
Don't their parents teach them? Our kid could cook meals by the age of 14
Yea I know many men who just eat out every night, especially single men.
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Lol
It's so easy to do....what is in the water over there? 😛
I taught my son how to cook but my Leo boy married a Virgo who doesn't cook
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Posted by nano
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Posted by nano
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by firebunny
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by tctao
Posted by firebunny
Posted by TheRabbit
So it tastes like egg, cheese, and bacon?
Egg and cheese yes.
Bacon I suppose is not part of the sauce.
Bacon is a main ingredient in carbonara
1.1 pound dry spaghetti.
2.2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil.
3.4 ounces pancetta or slab bacon, cubed or sliced into small strips.
4.4 garlic cloves, finely chopped.
5.2 large eggs.
6.1 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano, plus more for serving.
7.Freshly ground black pepper.
8.1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped.
I was talking about the sauce not the entire carbonara itself. Thus, the title.
ur #clueless
Im such a picky eater that I tend to know the littlest details of the food I eat even though I dont even know how to cook. I can say whether a dish tastes good by merely looking at pictures.
Why don't you cook?
Aren't you in your 30s?
Most men can't cook. Especially American men.
Honestly most American women can't cook either. Unless they are Boomers or older Gen X.
My trainer was telling me she had to tell grown men and women how to cook basic meals. Literally they couldn't cook chicken breasts.
Seriously, a chicken breast. Most of the women I know down south can cook, even to a small extent. My sister happens to be not one of them, she's the only person who I know who can barely make a bowl of cereal.
Trainer was saying if she told them to cook chicken breasts they'd run to the store and buy a couple rotisserie chickens instead.
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Wow
Cooking is such a fundamental part of life to me.....I cook every day and always have
I know you like it too Rabbit.....did your parents teach you when you were growing up ?
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I think that's what I get for having a healthy life style .
I'd try pineapple too.
Papaya soap will make the dick smell good.