Astrobyn
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She slept with a snake…
Posted by TrueFantasy
I've heard of that story before and I agree. People can be such snakes.
That's not the moral of the story.
Except in this case (and what makes the story so fitting for dxp),
the lady knew it was a goddamned snake, and expected it would
change its nature... for her, because she foolishly (stupidly)
loved it so much.
You've outdone yourself, astrobyn.
the lady knew it was a goddamned snake, and expected it would
change its nature... for her, because she foolishly (stupidly)
loved it so much.
You've outdone yourself, astrobyn.
On the way to work one morning
Down the path along side the lake
A tender hearted woman
Found a poor half-frozen snake
His pretty colored skin
Had been all frosted with the dew
"Poor thing" she cried, "I'll take you in
Aand I'll take care of you."
Take me in tender woman
Take me in for heaven's sake
Take me in tender woman
Sighed the Snake
She wrapped him up all cozy
In a comforter of silk
And laid him by the fireside
With some honey and some milk
She hurried home from work that night
And as soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she'd taken in had been revived.
Take me in tender woman
Take me in for heaven's sake
Take me in tender woman
Sighed the Snake
She clutched him to her bosom
"You're so beautiful" she cried
"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died."
Well she stroked his pretty skin again
And kissed him really tight,
Instead of saying thanks,
the snake gave her a vicious bite.
Take me in tender woman
Take me in for heaven's sake
Take me in tender woman
Sighed the Snake
"I saved you!" cried the woman
"And you've bitten me but why?"
"You know your bite is poisonous
And now I'm gonna die."
"Ha shut up, silly woman."
Said that reptile with a grin.
"You knew darn well I was a snake before you took me in."
Take me in tender woman
Take me in for heaven's sake
Take me in tender woman
Sighed the Snake
Take me in tender woman
Sighed the Snake
Take me in tender woman
Sighed the Snake.
Down the path along side the lake
A tender hearted woman
Found a poor half-frozen snake
His pretty colored skin
Had been all frosted with the dew
"Poor thing" she cried, "I'll take you in
Aand I'll take care of you."
Take me in tender woman
Take me in for heaven's sake
Take me in tender woman
Sighed the Snake
She wrapped him up all cozy
In a comforter of silk
And laid him by the fireside
With some honey and some milk
She hurried home from work that night
And as soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she'd taken in had been revived.
Take me in tender woman
Take me in for heaven's sake
Take me in tender woman
Sighed the Snake
She clutched him to her bosom
"You're so beautiful" she cried
"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died."
Well she stroked his pretty skin again
And kissed him really tight,
Instead of saying thanks,
the snake gave her a vicious bite.
Take me in tender woman
Take me in for heaven's sake
Take me in tender woman
Sighed the Snake
"I saved you!" cried the woman
"And you've bitten me but why?"
"You know your bite is poisonous
And now I'm gonna die."
"Ha shut up, silly woman."
Said that reptile with a grin.
"You knew darn well I was a snake before you took me in."
Take me in tender woman
Take me in for heaven's sake
Take me in tender woman
Sighed the Snake
Take me in tender woman
Sighed the Snake
Take me in tender woman
Sighed the Snake.
next time you see snake,
shoot it and stab it much.
then make yourself a nice
bag or shoes. real snake.
shoot it and stab it much.
then make yourself a nice
bag or shoes. real snake.
Yikes. I thought this thread was going to be about zoophilia/bestiality. This site has poisoned my mind.
I thought you were going to link an article of a woman who dildo-tized her pet python.
Wouldn't shock me. 😐
Wouldn't shock me. 😐
Posted by starloverI like snakes! Reptiles are pretty neat critters when you study them.Posted by Montgomery+1
Except in this case (and what makes the story so fitting for dxp),
the lady knew it was a goddamned snake, and expected it would
change its nature... for her, because she foolishly (stupidly)
loved it so much.
You've outdone yourself, astrobyn.
I always loathed *snakes*click to expand
Posted by PiscoAre you a snake? 😛
So the Chinese sign of the snake is no good? 😛
the moral sucks! I liked the story tho 😛
I thought she was going to have sex with the snake OP
the moral of the story is eat your unsuspecting victim fast before they take you to the vet
Posted by AriesIntrovert16LOL me too...I was reluctant to click on the title
Yikes. I thought this thread was going to be about zoophilia/bestiality. This site has poisoned my mind.
a woman and her snake are worth 2 in the bush
Prepare to be his phyton food T.T
Posted by GreyWiz
i am snake in chinese astrology. go fuck yourself haters!
eat me!
Posted by RamOfPeaceThat was really interesting... thanks for posting.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympias
Posted by PiscoHah, the mermaid teases.Posted by TheLadyScorpioMaybe 😉Posted by PiscoAre you a snake? 😛
So the Chinese sign of the snake is no good? 😛click to expand
Then, a snake you are. 😛
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