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Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXWhat—?Posted by sultrykitty
Randy Newman was short, BTW.
I disagree. We can sneak into places easier, our boobs and ass don't sag as far, and when we fall we don't break anything.
Randy Newman is 6'0. Definitely not short.click to expand

Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXPosted by sultrykittyPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXWhat—?Posted by sultrykitty
Randy Newman was short, BTW.
I disagree. We can sneak into places easier, our boobs and ass don't sag as far, and when we fall we don't break anything.
Randy Newman is 6'0. Definitely not short.
I always thought it was this guy, I've been wrong all these years!?!![]()
I don't know who he is, but that's just wrong lol....
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Posted by LuckyLibra979Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):
I don't even know who he is.

Posted by CancerOnTheCuspMy brother used to always sing that song (Short People) to me. I think he was trying to tell me something.Posted by LuckyLibra979Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):
I don't even know who he is.
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Posted by starwarsAnd that makes me feel so sad, so dejected. I hang my head in shame.
YOU are useless, you'll never know love or friendship and I feel sorry for you

Posted by sultrykittyIt could have been "don't be a hypocrite" or "don't be a dumbass who has refrigerators growing in their front lawn" depending on how he heard it.Posted by CancerOnTheCuspMy brother used to always sing that song to me. I think he was trying to tell me something.Posted by LuckyLibra979Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):
I don't even know who he is.
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Posted by Koniuchaathat's a question for Don Johnson. Personally, I don't care.
What is considered short?

Posted by CancerOnTheCuspI edited to clarify which song, I didn't realize you posted 2.Posted by sultrykittyIt could have been "don't be a hypocrite" or "don't be a dumbass who has refrigerators growing in their front lawn" depending on how he heard it.Posted by CancerOnTheCuspMy brother used to always sing that song to me. I think he was trying to tell me something.Posted by LuckyLibra979Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):
I don't even know who he is.
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Posted by sultrykittyPosted by CancerOnTheCuspI think he just meant that short people ain't got no reason to live.Posted by sultrykittyYeah, he could be mocking.Posted by CancerOnTheCuspMy brother used to always sing that song to me. I think he was trying to tell me something.Posted by LuckyLibra979Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):
I don't even know who he is.
It could have been "don't be a hypocrite" or "don't be a dumbass who has refrigerators growing in their front lawn" depending on how he heard it.
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Posted by CancerOnTheCuspStop quoting my unedited posts 😄Posted by sultrykittyPosted by CancerOnTheCuspI think he just meant that short people ain't got no reason to live.Posted by sultrykittyYeah, he could be mocking.Posted by CancerOnTheCuspMy brother used to always sing that song to me. I think he was trying to tell me something.Posted by LuckyLibra979Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):
I don't even know who he is.
It could have been "don't be a hypocrite" or "don't be a dumbass who has refrigerators growing in their front lawn" depending on how he heard it.
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Posted by sultrykittyNewman tended to mock false piety.
I edited to clarify which song, I didn't realize you posted 2.
I think he just meant that short people ain't got no reason to live.

Posted by CancerOnTheCuspYou're too serious. Didn't you see the news today? Whew doggie!Posted by sultrykittyNewman tended to mock false piety.
I edited to clarify which song, I didn't realize you posted 2.
I think he just meant that short people ain't got no reason to live.
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Posted by sultrykittyJust wired.Posted by CancerOnTheCuspYou're too serious. Didn't you see the news today? Whew doggie!Posted by sultrykittyNewman tended to mock false piety.
I edited to clarify which song, I didn't realize you posted 2.
I think he just meant that short people ain't got no reason to live.
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Posted by CuddleBug88
Didn't watch those vids.
Us shorties have to be inventive and resourceful when it comes to certain things...like climbing on counters to reach items on the TOP CUPBOARD - who even made cupboards 3 high!? ??

Posted by sultrykittyAh sucky! I've been on my tippy-toes to knead bread before. Sometimes I have taken it the table since that's more waist-level for me 😄Posted by CuddleBug88
Didn't watch those vids.
Us shorties have to be inventive and resourceful when it comes to certain things...like climbing on counters to reach items on the TOP CUPBOARD - who even made cupboards 3 high!? ??
I had my house built and they asked me if I wanted standard countertops or tall ones. They suggested tall since they're popular. I said I wanted standard because I'm short. Guess which ones I got?
The ones where I can't chop vegetables without dislocating my shoulders.
*sigh*
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Posted by andswhoWouldn't surprise me with pgel. -.-Posted by starwarsTwinsies too
idk why you and hydorah arent besties you have the same shitty taste in music
is it the ands
They are P Angel's surrogate babies and the surrogates ran away with the babies because P was going to make the anti Christclick to expand


Posted by KoniuchaaFor a woman, perhaps anything shorter than 5'4"?
What is considered short?

Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXNope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.Posted by LillyPetalWhat you are describing are midgets.
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.click to expand

Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my lifePosted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXNope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.Posted by LillyPetalWhat you are describing are midgets.
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
How tall are you?click to expand



Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXI'd say it's a comfortable height. I definitely shouldn't go out for the WNBA, though. Buying pants is a biotch because a size small fits me but is too short and a size large is the perfect length but is too big.Posted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxX5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my lifePosted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXNope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.Posted by LillyPetalWhat you are describing are midgets.
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
How tall are you?
Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
Oh yeah, you're definitely on the tall side for a woman. Not insanely tall, but tall.click to expand

Posted by Eddie_VanjoviWell, I'm 5' 7 1/2" of that qualifies. 😕Posted by LillyPetalYou're short. I'm 6 feet and most guys here are taller than me.Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my lifePosted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXNope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.Posted by LillyPetalWhat you are describing are midgets.
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
How tall are you?
Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
The women on the other hard are fucking short as fuck.
Where is me 5'7" TO 5'9" women at? 😢click to expand


Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXLOLPosted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXI'd say it's a comfortable height. I definitely shouldn't go out for the WNBA, though. Buying pants is a biotch because a size small fits me but is too short and a size large is the perfect length but is too big.Posted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxX5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my lifePosted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXNope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.Posted by LillyPetalWhat you are describing are midgets.
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
How tall are you?
Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
Oh yeah, you're definitely on the tall side for a woman. Not insanely tall, but tall.
But seeing all the behind-the-scenes alteration of clothes my besties go through, I dare not complain.
How about you?
Well I'm what you personally consider "short" and I've literally never had to have clothes altered and shopping for clothes is a breeze. Nor do I have midget hands or legs.
Which is why I'm certain that you are friends with midgets....click to expand

Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi*removes pillow from under you*Posted by LillyPetalI only take who numbers. No fractions.Posted by Eddie_VanjoviWell, I'm 5' 7 1/2" of that qualifies. 😕Posted by LillyPetalYou're short. I'm 6 feet and most guys here are taller than me.Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxX5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my lifePosted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXNope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.Posted by LillyPetalWhat you are describing are midgets.
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
How tall are you?
Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
The women on the other hard are fucking short as fuck.
Where is me 5'7" TO 5'9" women at? 😢
Yeah, I realized late that you were a woman. I'm probably passing out soon.click to expand

Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXSo no shamePosted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXLOLPosted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXI'd say it's a comfortable height. I definitely shouldn't go out for the WNBA, though. Buying pants is a biotch because a size small fits me but is too short and a size large is the perfect length but is too big.Posted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxX5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my lifePosted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXNope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.Posted by LillyPetalWhat you are describing are midgets.
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
How tall are you?
Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
Oh yeah, you're definitely on the tall side for a woman. Not insanely tall, but tall.
But seeing all the behind-the-scenes alteration of clothes my besties go through, I dare not complain.
How about you?
Well I'm what you personally consider "short" and I've literally never had to have clothes altered and shopping for clothes is a breeze. Nor do I have midget hands or legs.
Which is why I'm certain that you are friends with midgets....
I'll back away slowly before I get attacked. No offense meant! They aren't midget hands and legs - just small. Like Natalie Portman
Party gowns definitely needed altering. No shame in that!
Well yeah, cuz they're gowns.
Even tall bitches need gowns altered.....they're gowns.click to expand


Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXCute!Posted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXSo no shamePosted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXLOLPosted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXI'd say it's a comfortable height. I definitely shouldn't go out for the WNBA, though. Buying pants is a biotch because a size small fits me but is too short and a size large is the perfect length but is too big.Posted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxX5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my lifePosted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXNope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.Posted by LillyPetalWhat you are describing are midgets.
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
How tall are you?
Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
Oh yeah, you're definitely on the tall side for a woman. Not insanely tall, but tall.
But seeing all the behind-the-scenes alteration of clothes my besties go through, I dare not complain.
How about you?
Well I'm what you personally consider "short" and I've literally never had to have clothes altered and shopping for clothes is a breeze. Nor do I have midget hands or legs.
Which is why I'm certain that you are friends with midgets....
I'll back away slowly before I get attacked. No offense meant! They aren't midget hands and legs - just small. Like Natalie Portman
Party gowns definitely needed altering. No shame in that!
Well yeah, cuz they're gowns.
Even tall bitches need gowns altered.....they're gowns.
I think I exceed maximum height allowed for this thread (I KEED! I KEED!)
I'm goina go now! ??♀️?
Before you leave can you get something for me off the top shelf?
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Posted by andswhoPosted by starwarsTwinsies too
idk why you and hydorah arent besties you have the same shitty taste in music
is it the ands
They are P Angel's surrogate babies and the surrogates ran away with the babies because P was going to make the anti Christclick to expand

Posted by EvilHareHaha
Humanlets.

Posted by KoniuchaaPerspective is errthang, eh? :-]Posted by LillyPetalI am 5'3", so I generally feel short. But then I walk with my friend and she is shorter, so I feel tall sometimes ?Posted by KoniuchaaFor a woman, perhaps anything shorter than 5'4"?
What is considered short?click to expand

Posted by infiresAwwww!Posted by LillyPetalshort girl trying to be sexy.Posted by xXxQueenliciaXxXCute!Posted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXSo no shamePosted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXLOLPosted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXI'd say it's a comfortable height. I definitely shouldn't go out for the WNBA, though. Buying pants is a biotch because a size small fits me but is too short and a size large is the perfect length but is too big.Posted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxX5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my lifePosted by LillyPetalPosted by xXxQueenliciaXxXNope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.Posted by LillyPetalWhat you are describing are midgets.
Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
How tall are you?
Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
Oh yeah, you're definitely on the tall side for a woman. Not insanely tall, but tall.
But seeing all the behind-the-scenes alteration of clothes my besties go through, I dare not complain.
How about you?
Well I'm what you personally consider "short" and I've literally never had to have clothes altered and shopping for clothes is a breeze. Nor do I have midget hands or legs.
Which is why I'm certain that you are friends with midgets....
I'll back away slowly before I get attacked. No offense meant! They aren't midget hands and legs - just small. Like Natalie Portman
Party gowns definitely needed altering. No shame in that!
Well yeah, cuz they're gowns.
Even tall bitches need gowns altered.....they're gowns.
I think I exceed maximum height allowed for this thread (I KEED! I KEED!)
I'm goina go now! ??♀️?
Before you leave can you get something for me off the top shelf?
Short girls can get away with so much and STILL be cute. Tall girls often look ridiculous being cute. There is so much annoying expectation to be sexy. Short girls can be both.
My friend and I used to greet each other as such: "How's the weather up there?" "Great! How's the weather down there?" "Wonderful!"
Best times ☺️
Cheers!
other people: what the heck are you doing. then start laughing
only because of that expectation to be cute
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Posted by -Flo-And you all were pretty popular before the rot of PC crept in (look up "dwarf tossing")
I'm 5'0 ft. Shorty right here.
We live longer, can fit in small spots, can be spun around in bed, look younger than we are, can wear tall heels and still not pass up our dudes.
Lol

Posted by tctaThat's partially why I put up the "Rednecks" song.
they got little cars that go beep beep beep
hey
you have to understand the times man - that came out in 1977 - where were you ?
it was 1 year after I graduated high school
sex, drugs and rock and roll
we said and did pretty much anything we wanted
he ended up not liking the song because so many people didn't get him
sad ... but it is true - can't do that these days

Posted by sultrykittyNo, neither is mine-- our Lily is just a pinhead.
My head isn't slightly large...that sounds weird.



Posted by Montgomery5'2.Posted by sultrykittyNo, neither is mine-- our Lily is just a pinhead.
My head isn't slightly large...that sounds weird.
🙂
I kid, I kid. 😛
I pictured you as a tallish person, for some
reason, sultrykitty.
Cap moon, probs.
How tall are you?
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Posted by CancerOnTheCuspit did and the ones that didn't get it are most likely the ones that voted for TrumpPosted by tctaThat's partially why I put up the "Rednecks" song.
they got little cars that go beep beep beep
hey
you have to understand the times man - that came out in 1977 - where were you ?
it was 1 year after I graduated high school
sex, drugs and rock and roll
we said and did pretty much anything we wanted
he ended up not liking the song because so many people didn't get him
sad ... but it is true - can't do that these days
You have to pay careful attention to those lyrics. Newman, IMHO, was making a very powerful social statement that more than likely flew right over the heads of the people he was singing that song about.click to expand
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