Short People - The Most Useless Creatures On Earth

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Randy Newman was short, BTW.

I disagree. We can sneak into places easier, our boobs and ass don't sag as far, and when we fall we don't break anything.



Randy Newman is 6'0. Definitely not short.
What—?

I always thought it was this guy, I've been wrong all these years!?!

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I don't know who he is, but that's just wrong lol....

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Paul Williams, he's short.
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I don't even know who he is.
Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):

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My brother used to always sing that song (Short People) to me. I think he was trying to tell me something.

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I don't even know who he is.
Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):


My brother used to always sing that song to me. I think he was trying to tell me something.

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It could have been "don't be a hypocrite" or "don't be a dumbass who has refrigerators growing in their front lawn" depending on how he heard it.
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I don't even know who he is.
Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):


My brother used to always sing that song to me. I think he was trying to tell me something.


It could have been "don't be a hypocrite" or "don't be a dumbass who has refrigerators growing in their front lawn" depending on how he heard it.
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I edited to clarify which song, I didn't realize you posted 2.

I think he just meant that short people ain't got no reason to live.

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I don't even know who he is.
Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):


My brother used to always sing that song to me. I think he was trying to tell me something.


Yeah, he could be mocking.

It could have been "don't be a hypocrite" or "don't be a dumbass who has refrigerators growing in their front lawn" depending on how he heard it.
I think he just meant that short people ain't got no reason to live.

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I don't even know who he is.
Listen Very Carefully (if you don't know the cultural references at the end of the song, its because it was in the late 70s/early 80s. He's spoofing the nose-up-in-the-air liberals of that time):


My brother used to always sing that song to me. I think he was trying to tell me something.


Yeah, he could be mocking.

It could have been "don't be a hypocrite" or "don't be a dumbass who has refrigerators growing in their front lawn" depending on how he heard it.
I think he just meant that short people ain't got no reason to live.


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Stop quoting my unedited posts 😄

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I edited to clarify which song, I didn't realize you posted 2.

I think he just meant that short people ain't got no reason to live.


Newman tended to mock false piety.
You're too serious. Didn't you see the news today? Whew doggie!

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Just wired.

I see the news, then chuck it. Too much stuff that needs to put in the garden to act as fertilizer.
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Didn't watch those vids.

Us shorties have to be inventive and resourceful when it comes to certain things...like climbing on counters to reach items on the TOP CUPBOARD - who even made cupboards 3 high!? ??


I had my house built and they asked me if I wanted standard countertops or tall ones. They suggested tall since they're popular. I said I wanted standard because I'm short. Guess which ones I got?

The ones where I can't chop vegetables without dislocating my shoulders.

*sigh*
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Didn't watch those vids.

Us shorties have to be inventive and resourceful when it comes to certain things...like climbing on counters to reach items on the TOP CUPBOARD - who even made cupboards 3 high!? ??


I had my house built and they asked me if I wanted standard countertops or tall ones. They suggested tall since they're popular. I said I wanted standard because I'm short. Guess which ones I got?

The ones where I can't chop vegetables without dislocating my shoulders.

*sigh*

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Ah sucky! I've been on my tippy-toes to knead bread before. Sometimes I have taken it the table since that's more waist-level for me 😄
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Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
What you are describing are midgets.
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Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.
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Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.

How tall are you?
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5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life

Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
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Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.

How tall are you?
5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life

Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.

Oh yeah, you're definitely on the tall side for a woman. Not insanely tall, but tall.
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I'd say it's a comfortable height. I definitely shouldn't go out for the WNBA, though. Buying pants is a biotch because a size small fits me but is too short and a size large is the perfect length but is too big.

But seeing all the behind-the-scenes alteration of clothes my besties go through, I dare not complain.

How about you?
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Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.

How tall are you?
5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life

Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
You're short. I'm 6 feet and most guys here are taller than me.

The women on the other hard are fucking short as fuck.

Where is me 5'7" TO 5'9" women at? 😢
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Well, I'm 5' 7 1/2" of that qualifies. 😕
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Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.

How tall are you?
5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life

Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.

Oh yeah, you're definitely on the tall side for a woman. Not insanely tall, but tall.
I'd say it's a comfortable height. I definitely shouldn't go out for the WNBA, though. Buying pants is a biotch because a size small fits me but is too short and a size large is the perfect length but is too big.

But seeing all the behind-the-scenes alteration of clothes my besties go through, I dare not complain.

How about you?

Well I'm what you personally consider "short" and I've literally never had to have clothes altered and shopping for clothes is a breeze. Nor do I have midget hands or legs.



Which is why I'm certain that you are friends with midgets....
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LOL

So, 5'3"?

I'll back away slowly before I get attacked. No offense meant! They aren't midget hands and legs - just small. Like Natalie Portman

Party gowns definitely needed altering. No shame in that!
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Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.

How tall are you?
5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life

Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.
You're short. I'm 6 feet and most guys here are taller than me.

The women on the other hard are fucking short as fuck.

Where is me 5'7" TO 5'9" women at? 😢
Well, I'm 5' 7 1/2" of that qualifies. 😕
I only take who numbers. No fractions.

Yeah, I realized late that you were a woman. I'm probably passing out soon.
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Carry on passing out
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Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.

How tall are you?
5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life

Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.

Oh yeah, you're definitely on the tall side for a woman. Not insanely tall, but tall.
I'd say it's a comfortable height. I definitely shouldn't go out for the WNBA, though. Buying pants is a biotch because a size small fits me but is too short and a size large is the perfect length but is too big.

But seeing all the behind-the-scenes alteration of clothes my besties go through, I dare not complain.

How about you?

Well I'm what you personally consider "short" and I've literally never had to have clothes altered and shopping for clothes is a breeze. Nor do I have midget hands or legs.



Which is why I'm certain that you are friends with midgets....
LOL

I'll back away slowly before I get attacked. No offense meant! They aren't midget hands and legs - just small. Like Natalie Portman

Party gowns definitely needed altering. No shame in that!

Well yeah, cuz they're gowns.



Even tall bitches need gowns altered.....they're gowns.
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So no shame

I think I exceed maximum height allowed for this thread (I KEED! I KEED!)

I'm goina go now! ??‍♀️?
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Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.

How tall are you?
5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life

Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.

Oh yeah, you're definitely on the tall side for a woman. Not insanely tall, but tall.
I'd say it's a comfortable height. I definitely shouldn't go out for the WNBA, though. Buying pants is a biotch because a size small fits me but is too short and a size large is the perfect length but is too big.

But seeing all the behind-the-scenes alteration of clothes my besties go through, I dare not complain.

How about you?

Well I'm what you personally consider "short" and I've literally never had to have clothes altered and shopping for clothes is a breeze. Nor do I have midget hands or legs.



Which is why I'm certain that you are friends with midgets....
LOL

I'll back away slowly before I get attacked. No offense meant! They aren't midget hands and legs - just small. Like Natalie Portman

Party gowns definitely needed altering. No shame in that!

Well yeah, cuz they're gowns.



Even tall bitches need gowns altered.....they're gowns.
So no shame

I think I exceed maximum height allowed for this thread (I KEED! I KEED!)

I'm goina go now! ??‍♀️?

Before you leave can you get something for me off the top shelf?

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Cute!

Short girls can get away with so much and STILL be cute. Tall girls often look ridiculous being cute. There is so much annoying expectation to be sexy. Short girls can be both.

My friend and I used to greet each other as such: "How's the weather up there?" "Great! How's the weather down there?" "Wonderful!"

Best times ☺️

Cheers!
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idk why you and hydorah arent besties you have the same shitty taste in music

is it the ands
Twinsies too

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P-angel is like ten years older than me so unless she's a premature cray like cloudy, its not even possible
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Short girls are adorbz. I am seriously jealous of the little legs and hands and slightly over-sized heads.
What you are describing are midgets.
Nope. All my besties are short 5'2"-5'3", they wear jeans and their legs look small. Their hands are tiny, and their heads seem slightly bigger. Almost like Natalie Portman.

How tall are you?
5' 7 1/2" but I'm an ally. It's hysterical how, throughout my life, all of my besties have been tinier than me, and almost all of the had waist/-length hair. Very interesting pattern in my life

Technically, DWARFISM ranges from 4'10" and below, I believe.

Oh yeah, you're definitely on the tall side for a woman. Not insanely tall, but tall.
I'd say it's a comfortable height. I definitely shouldn't go out for the WNBA, though. Buying pants is a biotch because a size small fits me but is too short and a size large is the perfect length but is too big.

But seeing all the behind-the-scenes alteration of clothes my besties go through, I dare not complain.

How about you?

Well I'm what you personally consider "short" and I've literally never had to have clothes altered and shopping for clothes is a breeze. Nor do I have midget hands or legs.



Which is why I'm certain that you are friends with midgets....
LOL

I'll back away slowly before I get attacked. No offense meant! They aren't midget hands and legs - just small. Like Natalie Portman

Party gowns definitely needed altering. No shame in that!

Well yeah, cuz they're gowns.



Even tall bitches need gowns altered.....they're gowns.
So no shame

I think I exceed maximum height allowed for this thread (I KEED! I KEED!)

I'm goina go now! ??‍♀️?

Before you leave can you get something for me off the top shelf?


Cute!

Short girls can get away with so much and STILL be cute. Tall girls often look ridiculous being cute. There is so much annoying expectation to be sexy. Short girls can be both.

My friend and I used to greet each other as such: "How's the weather up there?" "Great! How's the weather down there?" "Wonderful!"

Best times ☺️

Cheers!
short girl trying to be sexy.

other people: what the heck are you doing. then start laughing

only because of that expectation to be cute

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Awwww!

I dunno...my Virgo bestie was DAMN SEXY. *___* There was this assumption that they, being short, were firecrackers.
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they got little cars that go beep beep beep

hey

you have to understand the times man - that came out in 1977 - where were you ?

it was 1 year after I graduated high school

sex, drugs and rock and roll

we said and did pretty much anything we wanted

he ended up not liking the song because so many people didn't get him

sad ... but it is true - can't do that these days


That's partially why I put up the "Rednecks" song.

You have to pay careful attention to those lyrics. Newman, IMHO, was making a very powerful social statement that more than likely flew right over the heads of the people he was singing that song about.
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they got little cars that go beep beep beep

hey

you have to understand the times man - that came out in 1977 - where were you ?

it was 1 year after I graduated high school

sex, drugs and rock and roll

we said and did pretty much anything we wanted

he ended up not liking the song because so many people didn't get him

sad ... but it is true - can't do that these days


That's partially why I put up the "Rednecks" song.

You have to pay careful attention to those lyrics. Newman, IMHO, was making a very powerful social statement that more than likely flew right over the heads of the people he was singing that song about.
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it did and the ones that didn't get it are most likely the ones that voted for Trump