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AA: Give it up, we don't give a rat's ass, we just want to hear ya!!! I did it and I sound like crap...
hey AA i bet you dont sound as dumb as i do...
Posted by TasteOfChaos
I want Bri to come back on!
I wanna rap to that coolio song!!
Haha i hope hs'e okay. It sounded like she was pretty lit when she bailed.
Posted by i love ewe
nobody will even hear this since its page 130 😄I sure as hell found it! B - U - TEE- FUL!!!
why exactly are cool people like us home on a saturday night
Haha! Just got home from dinner and drinks so completely chill at the moment.
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i went to a bridal shower today and accidentally bought a baby shower gift
saturday night? i just woke up half 6 here
i had too be at a gay ass wedding today...... what a pain in the ass. no joke intented. lol.
selling your soul to DXP is not as bad as it sounds... just look at all the angels you're surrounded by 🙂
listen guys. everyone sounds awesome! the only one that freaked me out a little but and made me wonder was that beetle fella
well, 1 am here, so technically Sun morning 😛
Posted by lildol
Cause we're cool Ewe... this is where all the cool people hang on a Sat night 😄
you're right, we ARE cool. ive been rereading my favorite star wars book tonight because im seriously awesome 😄
Hmmm... given that it is Sun morning, maybe I should venture onto the religion board... I bet that place is hopping right about now!!!
an actual gay wedding? cool.
and TOC yeah that thing you said to me was truly stunning 🙂
Posted by i love ewe
nobody will even hear this since its page 130 😄I sure as hell found it! B - U - TEE- FUL!!!
why exactly are cool people like us home on a saturday night
Haha! Just got home from dinner and drinks so completely chill at the moment.
i went to a bridal shower today and accidentally bought a baby shower gift
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Was it your bridal shower? I think someone mentioned you're getting hitched soon! Truth?
Posted by lildol
Hmmm... given that it is Sun morning, maybe I should venture onto the religion board... I bet that place is hopping right about now!!!
haha! funny you say that, i put something up there. iv'e been reading new testament
oh this is stupid
Ewe, the so uncool people don't even know about DXP, cause they're so uncool, we got it going on here...
spazz
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A, it's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A...
pretty damn much AA.... but they were gay.... my cuz is 30 and the girl he married was 19 my age lmao!
he cryed like a baby and she didnt.... shows who wear's the pants huh?
oh well its over now.....thank god. At least there not going to mess the gene pool up.
your all a bunch of souless bastards mehehehehe
and i'm mercury in taurus too so he sounds like me is what he's saying.
join us... resistance is futile!
hahah you think you sound dumb! hahaha try aries in mercury.
TV's version? musta missed that one. i didn't think it was cringe worthy. some hae been a bit, but that was not cringey to me just hilarious cos you actuall said it.
fuckayoo
Posted by caligula
and i'm mercury in taurus too so he sounds like me is what he's saying.
i thought you sounded pretty. i think AA is pretty too
For AA!
yeah. mercury in tau makes me quiet as well. i don;t blurt things out like an aries merc might
well, if he's trying to hint anything by saying his mercury in taurus then he has a "voix douce"
Posted by i love ewe
nobody will even hear this since its page 130 😄I sure as hell found it! B - U - TEE- FUL!!!
why exactly are cool people like us home on a saturday night
Haha! Just got home from dinner and drinks so completely chill at the moment.
i went to a bridal shower today and accidentally bought a baby shower gift
Was it your bridal shower? I think someone mentioned you're getting hitched soon! Truth?
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not my bridal shower, im not even engaged. im kind of obsessed with babies all of a sudden though. must be cause im getting old and shiz. maybe i should just get another kitten or something just in case this is a phase
Girl, you sound like a Goddess no matter what you say...
Posted by lildol
For AA!
lol that was strangley seductive. i'm picking up a new york accent.
"i thought you sounded pretty. i think AA is pretty too"
pretty voice? thanks darlin'
nah i think you have a pretty face 😄
even though you always kinda look like your high
i'll do it if the stupid ram does it
Posted by i love ewe
nobody will even hear this since its page 130 😄I sure as hell found it! B - U - TEE- FUL!!!
why exactly are cool people like us home on a saturday night
Haha! Just got home from dinner and drinks so completely chill at the moment.
i went to a bridal shower today and accidentally bought a baby shower gift
Was it your bridal shower? I think someone mentioned you're getting hitched soon! Truth?
not my bridal shower, im not even engaged. im kind of obsessed with babies all of a sudden though. must be cause im getting old and shiz. maybe i should just get another kitten or something just in case this is a phase
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LOL! nice quick fix
AA, and TOC has one hell of a voice!!! Do it for us 🙂
Posted by i love ewe
even though you always kinda look like your high
i know right? i was in a fast joint yesterday and some guy says "hey mate are you alrite you looking fucking mashed" of course i was a little bit stoned at the time but still?
i was born stoned. when i smoke people can't tell
she'll say something sexual!
this stupid ram has no mic. stop peer pressuring
toc, act this out...
Da Nang Hooker: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Private Joker: Not just this minute.
Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Private Joker: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Da Nang Hooker: Fifteen dollar.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Da Nang Hooker: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Da Nang Hooker: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Private Joker: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Da Nang Hooker: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you want.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing.
fuckin liar
Posted by lildol
For AA!lol that was strangley seductive. i'm picking up a new york accent.
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NY? Really?? Nah...
new york? wut?!?!
he's on crack or something
yeah, FMJ.
bonus points if you can imitate her voice
cross my heart..
say this;
"Slip your big fat billabong inside my sweet canary island"
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Haha! Just got home from dinner and drinks so completely chill at the moment.