@_Dazed
7 Years10,000+ Posts
Socializing
Thanksgiving food
Ummmmmmmmm... wut
peanut butter jelly
Craft beer.
Just give me an ice cold Coors plz
Friends tv show
Booze
Rap (some is okay)
Big dicks
Materialism
Kindle
False boobs
Friends tv show
Booze
Rap (some is okay)
Big dicks
Materialism
Kindle
False boobs
+1 to false boobs... actually this seems like a setup, i can't say i don't agree about big dicks, or dicks altogether, but then i can be a dick myself.
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Set up?
Friends tv show
Booze
Rap (some is okay)
Big dicks
Materialism
Kindle
False boobs
+1 to false boobs... actually this seems like a setup, i can't say i don't agree about big dicks, or dicks altogether, but then i can be a dick myself.
Set up?
My sense of humor. It's rather dry.
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I wasn’t trying to set anyone up.....i genuinely don’t like men with big penises
Ketchup on anything other than a french fry
Friends tv show
Booze
Rap (some is okay)
Big dicks
Materialism
Kindle
False boobs
+1 to false boobs... actually this seems like a setup, i can't say i don't agree about big dicks, or dicks altogether, but then i can be a dick myself.
Set up?
My sense of humor. It's rather dry.
I wasn’t trying to set anyone up.....i genuinely don’t like men with big penises
I know, i masked my insecurity with humor, i tried to be funny lol.
This is awkward.
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It's okay...don't worry about it..
Ketchup on anything other than a french fry
No.
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Egg salad
Deviled eggs
Gin
CNN
FOX News
Death metal
System of a Down
Online dating
Cardi B
iPhone
Drake
I will fucking fight you over System of a Down.
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😆
Binge watching TV box sets.
"Indian" Curry houses and take aways. I like Thai curry and katsu.
Most stand up comedians who made it big about 10 years ago.
Fantasy novels which are 800 pages long and feature laborious descriptions.
Barbie girls
Ass implants
Facial tats
Facebook, what's app
iPhones
Most chart music
Masturbation
Cannabis
All you can eat Chinese buffets
Premiership football/soccer since about 2010
Carbonated drinks/soda other than tonic water or an equivalent
Boasting about getting "wasted" on a weekend
Dubai - seems like the Milton Keynes of the middle East to me
Ed Sheeran
Sun bathing
Masturbation and Indian Curry? are you human? lol
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So you wouldn't be up for a skin full after an Ed Sheersn gig and into the curry house, then home for match of the day and a quick fiddle?
Lol 😂
Binge watching TV box sets.
"Indian" Curry houses and take aways. I like Thai curry and katsu.
Most stand up comedians who made it big about 10 years ago.
Fantasy novels which are 800 pages long and feature laborious descriptions.
Barbie girls
Ass implants
Facial tats
Facebook, what's app
iPhones
Most chart music
Masturbation
Cannabis
All you can eat Chinese buffets
Premiership football/soccer since about 2010
Carbonated drinks/soda other than tonic water or an equivalent
Boasting about getting "wasted" on a weekend
Dubai - seems like the Milton Keynes of the middle East to me
Ed Sheeran
Sun bathing
Masturbation and Indian Curry? are you human? lol
Masturbation for the same reason I don't ride a bike with stabilizer bars. I'm sure you don't need that metaphor explaining.
Bangladesh curries look the same on the way out as the way in. And I just don't like the flavour. I do like spicy food, but I prefer chilli pasta.
It's rather egotistical but yes i understand the metaphor.
I would rather masturbate than spend time with someone who i don't like or don't like me, well you are an Aries though lol.
Why would I fuck someone I don't like I'm wasting their time and emotions as well as mine?
It's not egotistical it's honest. Why would I spend time doing something that bores me?
The metaphor implies someone needs to take the training wheels off and go do the real thing, there are other realistic qualities, self control.
I don't understand why you got fired up, it is an egotistical metaphor.
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Bro.. you the one getting fired up.
Egg salad
Deviled eggs
Gin
CNN
FOX News
Death metal
System of a Down
Death metal
Online dating
Cardi B
iPhone
Drake
Your list made me laugh
Eating devilled eggs whilst watching a death metal band followed by Drake whilst on an Internet date
Nightmare
Lol
Binge watching TV box sets.
"Indian" Curry houses and take aways. I like Thai curry and katsu.
Most stand up comedians who made it big about 10 years ago.
Fantasy novels which are 800 pages long and feature laborious descriptions.
Barbie girls
Ass implants
Facial tats
Facebook, what's app
iPhones
Most chart music
Masturbation
Cannabis
All you can eat Chinese buffets
Premiership football/soccer since about 2010
Carbonated drinks/soda other than tonic water or an equivalent
Boasting about getting "wasted" on a weekend
Dubai - seems like the Milton Keynes of the middle East to me
Ed Sheeran
Sun bathing
Masturbation and Indian Curry? are you human? lol
So you wouldn't be up for a skin full after an Ed Sheersn gig and into the curry house, then home for match of the day and a quick fiddle?
Lol 😂
I would rather stick a knitting needle coated in dog spunk through my iris.
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Dog spunk 😆
So you don't like Ed then? Lol
To be annoying
Binge watching TV box sets.
"Indian" Curry houses and take aways. I like Thai curry and katsu.
Most stand up comedians who made it big about 10 years ago.
Fantasy novels which are 800 pages long and feature laborious descriptions.
Barbie girls
Ass implants
Facial tats
Facebook, what's app
iPhones
Most chart music
Masturbation
Cannabis
All you can eat Chinese buffets
Premiership football/soccer since about 2010
Carbonated drinks/soda other than tonic water or an equivalent
Boasting about getting "wasted" on a weekend
Dubai - seems like the Milton Keynes of the middle East to me
Ed Sheeran
Sun bathing
Masturbation and Indian Curry? are you human? lol
So you wouldn't be up for a skin full after an Ed Sheersn gig and into the curry house, then home for match of the day and a quick fiddle?
Lol 😂
I would rather stick a knitting needle coated in dog spunk through my iris.
Dog spunk 😆
So you don't like Ed then? Lol
He's no Mick Hucknall.
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Hahaha
I saw Mick live once
"Hangs head in shame" 🌝
Sport
Big 4 wheel vehicles that hog the road
Junk food
Coca Cola
Droogs
Living with people
Barbecues
The Queen
Dogs that stink the house out
Binge watching TV box sets.
"Indian" Curry houses and take aways. I like Thai curry and katsu.
Most stand up comedians who made it big about 10 years ago.
Fantasy novels which are 800 pages long and feature laborious descriptions.
Barbie girls
Ass implants
Facial tats
Facebook, what's app
iPhones
Most chart music
Masturbation
Cannabis
All you can eat Chinese buffets
Premiership football/soccer since about 2010
Carbonated drinks/soda other than tonic water or an equivalent
Boasting about getting "wasted" on a weekend
Dubai - seems like the Milton Keynes of the middle East to me
Ed Sheeran
Sun bathing
Masturbation and Indian Curry? are you human? lol
He's the first man I know don't like to masterbate 😁
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Stop posting in my threads, bully.
...but you genuinely can't understand why?
Star Wars
Steak sauce
Anal play
Most genuinely ^^^
Fuckin goat cheese 😒
Enjoy the petting zoo in your mouth weirdoes
IPAs
Driving slow and leisurely
Kristen Stewart
Nobody likes her though
Oops did it wrong
Side effect of chronic masturbation 🤣
climaxed so many times in the past 24 hours your vision is blurry ? Lmao
It’s not a bad problem to have
Sports cars...do you honestly think people care? Well, they don't but go ahead and spend 60-100k on a vehicle to sit in traffic like the rest of us lol.
Sushi 🤷
Cats (I'm jk)
Makeup
Getting shit faced
The sun
Small talk
Lists
Bacon
Beyonce
The Office
Egg salad
Deviled eggs
Gin
CNN
FOX News
Death metal
System of a Down
Death metal
Online dating
Cardi B
iPhone
Drake
Your list made me laugh
Eating devilled eggs whilst watching a death metal band followed by Drake whilst on an Internet date
Nightmare
Lol
Lol
The stuff that keeps me awake at night. 😆
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Nightmares of giant devlled eggs chasing you at a Drake concert
😳😬
😆
Talking.
Binge watching TV box sets.
"Indian" Curry houses and take aways. I like Thai curry and katsu.
Most stand up comedians who made it big about 10 years ago.
Fantasy novels which are 800 pages long and feature laborious descriptions.
Barbie girls
Ass implants
Facial tats
Facebook, what's app
iPhones
Most chart music
Masturbation
Cannabis
All you can eat Chinese buffets
Premiership football/soccer since about 2010
Carbonated drinks/soda other than tonic water or an equivalent
Boasting about getting "wasted" on a weekend
Dubai - seems like the Milton Keynes of the middle East to me
Ed Sheeran
Sun bathing
Masturbation and Indian Curry? are you human? lol
So you wouldn't be up for a skin full after an Ed Sheersn gig and into the curry house, then home for match of the day and a quick fiddle?
Lol 😂
I would rather stick a knitting needle coated in dog spunk through my iris.
Dog spunk 😆
So you don't like Ed then? Lol
He's no Mick Hucknall.
Hahaha
I saw Mick live once
"Hangs head in shame" 🌝
No shame in it. He has an incredible voice and can still project his voice really well. If you saw Ed that would be shameful. 🙀
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Holding back the years
😍
Sport
Big 4 wheel vehicles that hog the road
Junk food
Coca Cola
Droogs
Living with people
Barbecues
The Queen
Dogs that stink the house out
Droogs as in clockwork orange or is it something else?
Agree on.junk food and coca cola. It's weird once you take a break from stuff like that it tastes horrible. I love chocolate though.
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Drugs...
I think if I ate junk food now, I'd get very sick
Oh chocolate....a very seductive food for sure...😍
Barbie women who are overoccupied with the way they look...
A night out in the pub
Love Island (what's the big deal)?
Sport
Big 4 wheel vehicles that hog the road
Junk food
Coca Cola
Droogs
Living with people
Barbecues
The Queen
Dogs that stink the house out
Droogs as in clockwork orange or is it something else?
Agree on.junk food and coca cola. It's weird once you take a break from stuff like that it tastes horrible. I love chocolate though.
Drugs...
I think if I ate junk food now, I'd get very sick
Oh chocolate....a very seductive food for sure...😍
What people forget is just how much better homemade food tastes.
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It really does, I never order in food and cook every day, I love going out for lunch though but not junklunch, it seems a big problem in the US?
Do you cook?
Binge watching TV box sets.
"Indian" Curry houses and take aways. I like Thai curry and katsu.
Most stand up comedians who made it big about 10 years ago.
Fantasy novels which are 800 pages long and feature laborious descriptions.
Barbie girls
Ass implants
Facial tats
Facebook, what's app
iPhones
Most chart music
Masturbation
Cannabis
All you can eat Chinese buffets
Premiership football/soccer since about 2010
Carbonated drinks/soda other than tonic water or an equivalent
Boasting about getting "wasted" on a weekend
Dubai - seems like the Milton Keynes of the middle East to me
Ed Sheeran
Sun bathing
Masturbation and Indian Curry? are you human? lol
So you wouldn't be up for a skin full after an Ed Sheersn gig and into the curry house, then home for match of the day and a quick fiddle?
Lol 😂
I would rather stick a knitting needle coated in dog spunk through my iris.
Dog spunk 😆
So you don't like Ed then? Lol
He's no Mick Hucknall.
Hahaha
I saw Mick live once
"Hangs head in shame" 🌝
No shame in it. He has an incredible voice and can still project his voice really well. If you saw Ed that would be shameful. 🙀
Holding back the years
😍
Holding back the beers.
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Haha or in the case if watching “Ed”, Holding back the jeers
Computer games
The ruin of youth culture (together with porn). Overuse fucks up the creative part of the brain 👎
- Summer
- Sunbathing other than at the beach
- Game of thrones
- Trendy YouTube videos/channels
- Living in a big City
- Starbucks
Agreed with "Game of Thrones" and "Trendy Youtube vids"
Computer games
The ruin of youth culture (together with porn). Overuse fucks up the creative part of the brain 👎
Both give you sore fingers and sweaty palms.
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....and a distorted view of reality.
Yep. I try to cook everyday. A huge revelation for me was how easy and cheap it is to make pizza. I was buying chilled pizza for over £5 each, I can make something similar for about 70p. It's just time it takes about 1 hour for the dough to rise. I can follow a recipe and cook and bake, but I rarely make sweet things.
I love eating out. Best meal lately was pub food, homemade pie. 😋
Worst part of eating out is most desserts are often frozen and reheated or everything is ice cream, not sure about in the US. I understand it is profit I mean charge £3 for a few scoops of ice cream is a money spinner, but what happened to homemade hanky panky cake? I have cake in coffee shops though.
Oohh homemade pizza and pub pie 😘
Did you ever visit the US? I've been over a few times.....the portions are huge and the choice is never ending.
Hanky panky cake is still alive and kicking but they had to rename it because of the politically correct thing haha..
Ireland does a wicked apple pie and cream but call it "tart" which always makes me smile
Yep. I try to cook everyday. A huge revelation for me was how easy and cheap it is to make pizza. I was buying chilled pizza for over £5 each, I can make something similar for about 70p. It's just time it takes about 1 hour for the dough to rise. I can follow a recipe and cook and bake, but I rarely make sweet things.
I love eating out. Best meal lately was pub food, homemade pie. 😋
Worst part of eating out is most desserts are often frozen and reheated or everything is ice cream, not sure about in the US. I understand it is profit I mean charge £3 for a few scoops of ice cream is a money spinner, but what happened to homemade hanky panky cake? I have cake in coffee shops though.
Oohh homemade pizza and pub pie 😘
Did you ever visit the US? I've been over a few times.....the portions are huge and the choice is never ending.
Hanky panky cake is still alive and kicking but they had to rename it because of the politically correct thing haha..
Ireland does a wicked apple pie and cream but call it "tart" which always makes me smile
I've never visited the US. I have visited both sides of Ireland though.
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Try go to New York....amazing place as is San Francisco...i got locked up in solitary confinement in Alcatraz....nice and dark 😳
Ireland has my ❤️
guns
don't @me
but seriously though I can't stand why people love making small talk and can't deal with awkward silences. When I'm at the espresso machine making their coffee and look I know they're just embodiment of joy and love but watching their eyes anxiously scream out if I don't say anything fora 10 seconds is hilarious.
Getting strangled or called demeaning names during sex
Do a lot of people like that or just pretend to?
Designer labels
Working out at the gym
Men with huge muscles
Mac and cheese
Thongs
Getting strangled or called demeaning names during sex
Do a lot of people like that or just pretend to?
It's definitely a thing x
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Sure is.....I just wonder how many women do it to please and don't enjoy it?
Porn has a lot to answer for 🙄
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/may/13/choking-women-me-too-breath-play
And there you go......
"as it is often euphemistically referred to in porn"
Lol
Getting strangled or called demeaning names during sex
Do a lot of people like that or just pretend to?
I don't know why so many people would lie about it.
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To seem cool or experimental or to please their porn crazed men
Lol
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...but you genuinely can't understand why?