Andalusia
@Andalusia
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What is the saddest thing you've ever done in your car?
Passed out. :/
Posted by GetMisted
Anal sex
.... why was that 'sad'?
Were you shedding a single man tear in the act?
Posted by AndalusiaI also keep floss in the car... that's a good thing.
I just finished eating cake and then flossing.
You?
Be Prepared, and all that. 😄
Posted by MontgomeryAgain, why is that sad? Sounds responsible to me 😄
Passed out. :/
Posted by GetMisted........Posted by AndalusiaIt was in a church parking lot.Posted by GetMisted
Anal sex
.... why was that 'sad'?
Were you shedding a single man tear in the act?
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Which denomination?
It makes a difference.
I've also eaten lunch in my car in the parking lot at work just to get away from "them"
Posted by GetMistedBoth. Either? Or!Posted by AndalusiaHer or the church?Posted by GetMisted........Posted by AndalusiaIt was in a church parking lot.Posted by GetMisted
Anal sex
.... why was that 'sad'?
Were you shedding a single man tear in the act?
Which denomination?
It makes a difference.
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I don't know if this is that sad, but I pluck in the car like basically everyday. Keep tweezers in my cup holder lol
You just never know!! The sunlight catches one of those suckers the right way, and I notice it, it's gotta go
You just never know!! The sunlight catches one of those suckers the right way, and I notice it, it's gotta go
Posted by RommyOmg... I was once also eating drive thru McDonald's alone in my car in the Mickey Dee's parking lot..
I once at a McDonald's burger in my car. I was traveling through on a road trip and meeting up with friends. I was lagging behind and knew I would be arriving to the cabin quite late. There was nothing else open and it was raining so it was literally convenient.
I felt very sad. Left behind from my group (not keeping up). No cell service. Eating mcdonalds in the rain. Saddest thing I've done in my car.
It was summer, so I had the windows down..
Right as I was sitting there thinking to myself "This is fucking depressing and disgusting", an intuitive youth approached my window and out of no where said:
"Excuse me, ma'am? I know how you feel.. I've been there before"
We then made eye contact for a good 8 seconds as a hurriedly thought to myself "Ah fuck! Was I thinking out loud again??!"
Before he finally broke the silence with:
"..... can you give me a ride to the skate park?"
Posted by AndalusiaI tried. 😄Posted by MontgomeryAgain, why is that sad? Sounds responsible to me 😄
Passed out. :/click to expand
Posted by AndalusiaThe Episcopalians usually have the best view.Posted by GetMistedBoth. Either? Or!Posted by AndalusiaHer or the church?Posted by GetMisted........Posted by AndalusiaIt was in a church parking lot.Posted by GetMisted
Anal sex
.... why was that 'sad'?
Were you shedding a single man tear in the act?
Which denomination?
It makes a difference.
click to expand
Posted by yupvirgoShe is my spirit mammal.Posted by AndalusiaLOLPosted by RommyOmg... I was once also eating drive thru McDonald's alone in my car in the Mickey Dee's parking lot..
I once at a McDonald's burger in my car. I was traveling through on a road trip and meeting up with friends. I was lagging behind and knew I would be arriving to the cabin quite late. There was nothing else open and it was raining so it was literally convenient.
I felt very sad. Left behind from my group (not keeping up). No cell service. Eating mcdonalds in the rain. Saddest thing I've done in my car.
It was summer, so I had the windows down..
Right as I was sitting there thinking to myself "This is fucking depressing and disgusting", an intuitive youth approached my window and out of no where said:
"Excuse me, ma'am? I know how you feel.. I've been there before"
We then made eye contact for a good 8 seconds as a hurriedly thought to myself "Ah fuck! Was I thinking out loud again??!"
Before he finally broke the silence with:
"..... can you give me a ride to the skate park?"
It reads like a Tina Fey movie.
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Posted by yupvirgoShe is my spirit mammal.Posted by AndalusiaLOLPosted by RommyOmg... I was once also eating drive thru McDonald's alone in my car in the Mickey Dee's parking lot..
I once at a McDonald's burger in my car. I was traveling through on a road trip and meeting up with friends. I was lagging behind and knew I would be arriving to the cabin quite late. There was nothing else open and it was raining so it was literally convenient.
I felt very sad. Left behind from my group (not keeping up). No cell service. Eating mcdonalds in the rain. Saddest thing I've done in my car.
It was summer, so I had the windows down..
Right as I was sitting there thinking to myself "This is fucking depressing and disgusting", an intuitive youth approached my window and out of no where said:
"Excuse me, ma'am? I know how you feel.. I've been there before"
We then made eye contact for a good 8 seconds as a hurriedly thought to myself "Ah fuck! Was I thinking out loud again??!"
Before he finally broke the silence with:
"..... can you give me a ride to the skate park?"
It reads like a Tina Fey movie.
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Posted by RommyFuck no. I don't trust people, let alone "youths".Posted by AndalusiaWell don't just leave the story there. Did you give him a lift to the skate park?Posted by RommyOmg... I was once also eating drive thru McDonald's alone in my car in the Mickey Dee's parking lot..
I once at a McDonald's burger in my car. I was traveling through on a road trip and meeting up with friends. I was lagging behind and knew I would be arriving to the cabin quite late. There was nothing else open and it was raining so it was literally convenient.
I felt very sad. Left behind from my group (not keeping up). No cell service. Eating mcdonalds in the rain. Saddest thing I've done in my car.
It was summer, so I had the windows down..
Right as I was sitting there thinking to myself "This is fucking depressing and disgusting", an intuitive youth approached my window and out of no where said:
"Excuse me, ma'am? I know how you feel.. I've been there before"
We then made eye contact for a good 8 seconds as a hurriedly thought to myself "Ah fuck! Was I thinking out loud again??!"
Before he finally broke the silence with:
"..... can you give me a ride to the skate park?"
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Posted by capricornmoonIf Wawa is short for Waffle House, then i do not judge at all.
Sleep in it, while parked at WaWa----don't judge me
Where else would cab/Uber drivers drop you off when you're too drunk to tell them where you actually live?
Drive home in panties, no shoes...
No exciting back story.
No exciting back story.
Posted by capricornmoonI was going to not respond 'cause that's more exciting but...Posted by VenusAquarius#TRANSLATION
Drive home in panties, no shoes...
No exciting back story.
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...naw, I was safe and sound. Checked my coochie and my asshole...lol.
I just woke up to my teeth chattering. Their apartment was cold as fuck. I tried to wake them but, MFs were out cold. I layed there too long suffering to where I just bolted.
Gemini called me the next morning, "I got your jeans, shoes, and car keys." (I always carry a spare.) I know how to walk the line. I think that's when he fell in love. We slept together alot w/o sex.
Posted by GetMistedwell, the sign did say "Parking in the Rear"...Posted by AndalusiaIt was in a church parking lot.Posted by GetMisted
Anal sex
.... why was that 'sad'?
Were you shedding a single man tear in the act?
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Greek orthodox, maybe?
Posted by fugu2Hahhha!Posted by GetMistedwell, the sign did say "Parking in the Rear"...Posted by AndalusiaIt was in a church parking lot.Posted by GetMisted
Anal sex
.... why was that 'sad'?
Were you shedding a single man tear in the act?
Greek orthodox, maybe?
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For me...
Cry because I got a B- on my final in one of my classes in high school ×-×
Cry because I got a B- on my final in one of my classes in high school ×-×
I'm going to wait 'til things are hot enough and then bury my freakass Venus Aquarius experience... can't standout. Gotta hide in the crowd. C'mon peeps.
Posted by PotHeadVirgo27It's only indecent exposure if someone sees you.
Pee in a bottle. I didn't wanna get caught for indecent exposure. I've done that multiple times actually.
Like this guy:
Posted by brianafayI do this too!
I don't know if this is that sad, but I pluck in the car like basically everyday. Keep tweezers in my cup holder lol
You just never know!! The sunlight catches one of those suckers the right way, and I notice it, it's gotta go
It's a good use of time in bumper to bumper traffic. Plus I'm getting use out of the sun roof. Nothing beats natural light haha
Posted by GetMistedThat's not where that goes. Why you wasting food tho.
Imagine trying to shove a big mac in your ass though.
Posted by GetMistedomg, you too lolololPosted by AndalusiaIt was in a church parking lot.Posted by GetMisted
Anal sex
.... why was that 'sad'?
Were you shedding a single man tear in the act?
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