@cancerlady33
12 Years
Posted by cancerlady33
Are my stories that unbelievable?
I think that a child during med school would be unthinkable for a "med student."
(You asked.)
Yeah, but I'm in my 4th year and I've been dying to have one...plus I'm financially stable right now.
Posted by cancerlady33
like to cum on your face...or cum inside of the woman? Is this normal?click to expand
lmao
Posted by PotHeadVirgo24
Take it out her ass, wash it, slap her in the face with it, get fucked up because you slapped her in the face with it, now you're also getting choked which turns the both of you on again, then put it in her mouth.Corrected! π
No need to get Ecoli.
π
Lmao! π
I'm going to stop now. No more! lol
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LMAO!
Posted by cancerlady33
Yeah, but I'm in my 4th year and I've been dying to have one...plus I'm financially stable right now.
Umm residency?
lol
"Medical resident work hours refers to the (often lengthy) shifts worked by medical interns and residents during their medical residency.... In 2003, regulations capped the work-week at 80 hours."
CC, I wasnt stable around 2 years ago, it was really tough; Im stable now because of an inheritance...preeeeeetty much (my dad passed).
Montgomery, Ive learned to balance my obligations. And I know a few students who have 3 and 4 kids. I can do it if I put my mind to it. I dream of having lots of kids so I dont want to start having children too late.
Posted by PotHeadVirgo24
Take it out her ass, wash it, slap her in the face with it, get fucked up because you slapped her in the face with it, now you're also getting choked which turns the both of you on again, then put it in her mouth.Corrected! π
No need to get Ecoli.
LOL
πLmao! π
I'm going to stop now. No more! lol
LMAO!
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Posted by andsssssss
I KILL ROACHES WITH MY SLIPPERS.
BEST POST EVER. LOL.
LMAO @ this thread
Posted by aquasnoz
I usually do my war cry before jizzing, tell them to hold on a minute while I cartwheel over to the window and jizz out there. No mess!
Bonsai my brother. Is this where the term originates from? Ancient Chinese secret?
BONSAI!!!!
Posted by cancerlady33
CC.....LOL!!!!!!!! Whaaaaaβ Cancer's are animals...in the bedroom. Well at least I am...lol, don't judge me!
sure sre they nasty
Posted by Sn1p3r187
HAAGHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Goes in the other room to laugh his ass off and walks back in) ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! Woman, it's better that you don't ask, and we won't tell why. That's like asking why is there peanut butter on my jelly sandwich, why is my marshmallow roasted, why did I kill a roach with spray. It's happens because it can and will- Murphy's law, but in neutral.
lol
Since I'm in a mood today I'll take a moment to play devil's advocate.
Perhaps the gentlemen here should keep in mind the vehement opposition to their bodily fluids being on their partner's face the next they're asked to go downtown on her because good luck getting that job done without something smearing. π
OP, when you say you're a fourth year med student, do you mean pre-med? Or are you actually doing clinicals and about to graduate from medical school?
Posted by cancerlady33
like to cum on your face...or cum inside of the woman? Is this normal?
I don't like to cum at all, makes me gloomy. I perfer to just keep going... and going... and going...
Not becuase of what you want me to say -- which is that I have meaningless one night stands and superficial relations with women, which is why it leaves me feeling empty inside. π
It's not true, and I don't why. I was just exaggerating slightly, I guess it's the whole feeling of being back at the initial phase, before I even got aroused, that gets me into a state of boredom and restlessness that makes me start tackeling the bigger questions in the universe - what's the point of having sex if it just comes full circle where it started, and what's the meaning of life? It gets very platonic there for half an hour or so. But soon enough I start thinking like an animal again, lol.
Besides, I don't care much if I come during sex, I'm in it for many different reasons but coming is not on top of that list. There were times when I've been with a girl and she'd come while I myself couldn't due to overstimulaton. She was bummed (I just should have faked it for her peace of mind, lol) but I felt like I was on top of the world.
Posted by TMV
Since I'm in a mood today I'll take a moment to play devil's advocate.Perhaps the gentlemen here should keep in mind the vehement opposition to their bodily fluids being on their partner's face the next they're asked to go downtown on her because good luck getting that job done without something smearing. π
I love Virgos and how they think π
Posted by starlover
I didnt want you to say that...i wanted you to tell the truthTwo of my lovers didnt allow themselves to orgasm, they held back for some reason, so i was interested in what you had to say
They held it back because they didn't want to orgasm, or they couldn't?
It rarely happens actually, and altough I can make myself last more or less as long as I want to (I'm only human, though), I've never intentionally held myself from coming altogether. And those times I wasn't unable to reach orgasm was because the glans was overstimulated and felt numb, yet the blood was still flowing and the mental arousal was on a healthy level, meaning I could basically maintain an erection despite being numb where it matters. So naturally in that state, more stimulation does nothing because it doesn't feel much. Feels like wearing two condoms.
So wouldn't impotence be the logical result of mom-issues, rather than getting hard but not being able to come? lol
Posted by Andalusia
OP, when you say you're a fourth year med student, do you mean pre-med? Or are you actually doing clinicals and about to graduate from medical school?
precisely
I hear ejaculating without coming inside of a woman to make a baby takes away from a mans spirit.....but I'm sure having sex without ejaculation is detrimental in some way or another...idk
Posted by Impulsv
I hear watching porno Too much desenthezises. So the partner must stop masturbating for a week so that he's really wanting n can orgasm.
Yeah. This was one BIG reason I had to cut off an ex. He masturbated SSSOOOOO much that he literally could not ejaculate anymore. I think he was so addicted to porn that he couldnt even stop masturbating, he would do it about 4-6 times per day. He's probably impotent by now.
Posted by Impulsv
I hear watching porno Too much desenthezises. So the partner must stop masturbating for a week so that he's really wanting n can orgasm.Yeah. This was one BIG reason I had to cut off an ex. He masturbated SSSOOOOO much that he literally could not ejaculate anymore. I think he was so addicted to porn that he couldnt even stop masturbating, he would do it about 4-6 times per day. He's probably impotent by now.
Virgo?
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Likely. π
Posted by Impulsv
I hear watching porno Too much desenthezises. So the partner must stop masturbating for a week so that he's really wanting n can orgasm.Yeah. This was one BIG reason I had to cut off an ex. He masturbated SSSOOOOO much that he literally could not ejaculate anymore. I think he was so addicted to porn that he couldnt even stop masturbating, he would do it about 4-6 times per day. He's probably impotent by now.
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LOL. no offense, you must be highly unattractive and/or fat to be in a relationship and still have your bf beat off to that extent
Posted by Andalusia
OP, when you say you're a fourth year med student, do you mean pre-med? Or are you actually doing clinicals and about to graduate from medical school?precisely
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Precisely which?
He's a sag
Posted by Impulsv
I hear watching porno Too much desenthezises. So the partner must stop masturbating for a week so that he's really wanting n can orgasm.Yeah. This was one BIG reason I had to cut off an ex. He masturbated SSSOOOOO much that he literally could not ejaculate anymore. I think he was so addicted to porn that he couldnt even stop masturbating, he would do it about 4-6 times per day. He's probably impotent by now.
LOL. no offense, you must be highly unattractive and/or fat to be in a relationship and still have your bf beat off to that extent
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None taken. I'm actually a looker. It was that I was extremely busy and he was immature and addicted to sex.
Posted by Andalusia
OP, when you say you're a fourth year med student, do you mean pre-med? Or are you actually doing clinicals and about to graduate from medical school?precisely
Precisely which?
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Oh, sorry. (I'm really tired). Clinicals.
Posted by Impulsv
I hear watching porno Too much desenthezises. So the partner must stop masturbating for a week so that he's really wanting n can orgasm.Yeah. This was one BIG reason I had to cut off an ex. He masturbated SSSOOOOO much that he literally could not ejaculate anymore. I think he was so addicted to porn that he couldnt even stop masturbating, he would do it about 4-6 times per day. He's probably impotent by now.
LOL. no offense, you must be highly unattractive and/or fat to be in a relationship and still have your bf beat off to that extent
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And this is my ex, we're bot together anymore.
Posted by LunarMaiden
Unless you are a porn star there is no reason to let some guy gizz all over your face or even let him hit raw!Whaaaaat? π
The award for the most prude women of the zodiac is really looking like it's going to Cancer women right about now, just based on this thread alone! lol Wow.
How do you come to this conclusion? And what's wrong with being a prude?
Just because I don't want someone Jizzing on my face I am a prude? Seriously?
I am far from being a prude.
I am expressing my personal opinion. You don't have to follow it.1. I came to that conclusion for obvious reasons: such as the whole purpose of this thread and the responses it has gotten from Cancer women. And nothing is wrong with being a prude (unless of course your partner doesn't like it), hence the reason I never said anything was wrong with it.
2. Yes seriously, although I was semi joking. Your statement did make you sound like a prude. Of course that's just an assumption based on the statement you made, a logical one nonetheless.
3. That's nice I guess. Kudos to you!
4. I am quite aware of both of these things. You expressed your opinion freely and I just exercised my right to not follow it which is why I responded the way I did.
LM, I was speaking in general terms not to you specifically. Plus I was semi joking, nothing to take too seriously π
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No worries, when someone shows up throwing subjective terms around; I usually don't take them serious. π
Posted by LunarMaiden
No worries, when someone shows up throwing subjective terms around; I usually don't take them serious. πYet you responded so seriously this time. Hmm I guess that makes me the exception then huh, I'm more than fine with that π
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Actually I find you quite typical. Hmmm, I wonder if delusion is a Capricorn trait. Ah well no matter, enjoy your day. π
Posted by starlover
Yes i read that, a lot of men seem very fatigued after orgasm where women are rejuvenated πso women shouldn't waste it on the face.
swallow or creampie.
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well from what they say: women should drink it to take their lifeforce; but anything outside of baby making and drinking it is a waste. Go figure!
I like it inside
mmmmmm...the best is when he is making love to you slow and deep, holding your arms down, running his hands through your hair,looking into your eyes and telling you how gorgeous you are and then he pumps you full of his ice cream.
Feeling it inside of you at work all day.... making you think about him is the best part. π
Posted by scorchedearth
ands, men lose energy and vitality through sex. women don't. sucks to be a man π
+1
Posted by starlover
Yes i read that, a lot of men seem very fatigued after orgasm where women are rejuvenated πso women shouldn't waste it on the face.
swallow or creampie.
well from what they say: women should drink it to take their lifeforce; but anything outside of baby making and drinking it is a waste. Go figure!
I think. ...I think it has more to do with a woman's eggs and chakra energy.
isn't there a way to both give and take according to them?
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Posted by KittenLaRouge
... and then he pumps you full of his ice cream.Feeling it inside of you at work all day.... making you think about him is the best part. π
Eww, that's nasty dripping in your panties all day and everything.
But I guess it tells 'em who you belong to ;P
Posted by KittenLaRouge
... and then he pumps you full of his ice cream.Feeling it inside of you at work all day.... making you think about him is the best part. π
Eww, that's nasty dripping in your panties all day and everything.
But I guess it tells 'em who you belong to ;P
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LMAO! It's called "love" enfant π Now YOU just concentrate on that gun your gettin ready to pull on everyone !! π
Posted by exoskeleton
'cause it's hot.
Haha
Posted by MoonArtist
This is how most of the men look while reading and posting on this one.....
LMAO!
Posted by LunarMaiden
No worries, when someone shows up throwing subjective terms around; I usually don't take them serious. πYet you responded so seriously this time. Hmm I guess that makes me the exception then huh, I'm more than fine with that π
Actually I find you quite typical. Hmmm, I wonder if delusion is a Capricorn trait. Ah well no matter, enjoy your day. π
Well who better than you to recognize delusion when you see it since it definitely seems to be one of your traits and you're not a Capricorn lol Delusion and emotional sensitivity is what you exude, that's for sure. We can just leave the rest of the Cancers out of it! π
I truly hope your feelings aren't hurt forever you little prudish crab! After all like I said I was just joking π Lighten up!
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Damn some goats have a sense of humor but you are just as dry as cotton in a tree coochie. I thought you were having fun, now you just seem wounded and evil. Did I frustrate your little fragile ego goat? I apologize, I honestly thought you could handle it. π’ Most goat women are strong, but I see you are still growing your horns. Develop a sense of humor hon! π
Posted by MoonArtist
This is how most of the men look while reading and posting on this one.....
LOL
They do this in all the threads pertaining to sex.
Posted by exoskeleton
'cause it's hot.
+1
Posted by KittenLaRouge
mmmmmm...the best is when he is making love to you slow and deep, holding your arms down, running his hands through your hair,looking into your eyes and telling you how gorgeous you are and then he pumps you full of his ice cream.Feeling it inside of you at work all day.... making you think about him is the best part. π
mmmm hmmmm
Posted by TheProphetProdigy
Guess I need to stop watching porn, I thought females loved that kind of stuff.Errrr... serious?
I wouldn't use porn to measure what the average female is into.
1) Those chicks are paid to look, sounds and seem like they are enjoying what is being done to them. It might be sex, but they're still actresses. If getting paid at $ 5K a scene I'd make it seem like I'm ogasming from a vienna sausage sized dick to sell my product.
2) What an adult performer is into might be considered degrading to others. I for one do not enjoy 2 mandigos in my ass and 1 in my left ear.
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LMAO!!
Posted by MoonArtist
This is how most of the men look while reading and posting on this one.....
Well.......... you can make anything look ugly through the use of gifs!
Posted by MoonArtist
This is how most of the men look while reading and posting on this one.....Well.......... you can make anything look ugly through the use of gifs!
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I'm sorry, and you're right. You probably look far more angelic and holy while fapping. Fap away, me hearties!
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LMAO! You are so wrong for that one