cancerlady33
@cancerlady33
11 Years
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Posted by cancerlady33
Are my stories that unbelievable?

Posted by size zero superheroPosted by cancerlady33
like to cum on your face...or cum inside of the woman? Is this normal?
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Posted by JenLovePosted by PotHeadVirgo24Posted by JenLovePosted by PotHeadVirgo24
Take it out her ass, wash it, slap her in the face with it, get fucked up because you slapped her in the face with it, now you're also getting choked which turns the both of you on again, then put it in her mouth.
Corrected! π
No need to get Ecoli.
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Lmao! π
I'm going to stop now. No more! lol
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Posted by cancerlady33
Yeah, but I'm in my 4th year and I've been dying to have one...plus I'm financially stable right now.
Posted by justagirlPosted by JenLovePosted by PotHeadVirgo24Posted by JenLovePosted by PotHeadVirgo24
Take it out her ass, wash it, slap her in the face with it, get fucked up because you slapped her in the face with it, now you're also getting choked which turns the both of you on again, then put it in her mouth.
Corrected! π
No need to get Ecoli.
LOL
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Lmao! π
I'm going to stop now. No more! lol
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Posted by aquasnoz
I usually do my war cry before jizzing, tell them to hold on a minute while I cartwheel over to the window and jizz out there. No mess!
Posted by cancerlady33
CC.....LOL!!!!!!!! Whaaaaaβ Cancer's are animals...in the bedroom. Well at least I am...lol, don't judge me!
Posted by Sn1p3r187
HAAGHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Goes in the other room to laugh his ass off and walks back in) ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! Woman, it's better that you don't ask, and we won't tell why. That's like asking why is there peanut butter on my jelly sandwich, why is my marshmallow roasted, why did I kill a roach with spray. It's happens because it can and will- Murphy's law, but in neutral.



Posted by cancerlady33
like to cum on your face...or cum inside of the woman? Is this normal?


Posted by TMV
Since I'm in a mood today I'll take a moment to play devil's advocate.
Perhaps the gentlemen here should keep in mind the vehement opposition to their bodily fluids being on their partner's face the next they're asked to go downtown on her because good luck getting that job done without something smearing. π
#fluid4fluid

Posted by starlover
I didnt want you to say that...i wanted you to tell the truth
Two of my lovers didnt allow themselves to orgasm, they held back for some reason, so i was interested in what you had to say


Posted by Andalusia
OP, when you say you're a fourth year med student, do you mean pre-med? Or are you actually doing clinicals and about to graduate from medical school?
Posted by Impulsv
I hear watching porno Too much desenthezises. So the partner must stop masturbating for a week so that he's really wanting n can orgasm.

Posted by CluelessCancerPosted by cancerlady33Posted by Impulsv
I hear watching porno Too much desenthezises. So the partner must stop masturbating for a week so that he's really wanting n can orgasm.
Yeah. This was one BIG reason I had to cut off an ex. He masturbated SSSOOOOO much that he literally could not ejaculate anymore. I think he was so addicted to porn that he couldnt even stop masturbating, he would do it about 4-6 times per day. He's probably impotent by now.
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Posted by cancerlady33Posted by Impulsv
I hear watching porno Too much desenthezises. So the partner must stop masturbating for a week so that he's really wanting n can orgasm.
Yeah. This was one BIG reason I had to cut off an ex. He masturbated SSSOOOOO much that he literally could not ejaculate anymore. I think he was so addicted to porn that he couldnt even stop masturbating, he would do it about 4-6 times per day. He's probably impotent by now.click to expand

Posted by cancerlady33Posted by Andalusia
OP, when you say you're a fourth year med student, do you mean pre-med? Or are you actually doing clinicals and about to graduate from medical school?
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Posted by DAMEN VIPosted by cancerlady33Posted by Impulsv
I hear watching porno Too much desenthezises. So the partner must stop masturbating for a week so that he's really wanting n can orgasm.
Yeah. This was one BIG reason I had to cut off an ex. He masturbated SSSOOOOO much that he literally could not ejaculate anymore. I think he was so addicted to porn that he couldnt even stop masturbating, he would do it about 4-6 times per day. He's probably impotent by now.
LOL. no offense, you must be highly unattractive and/or fat to be in a relationship and still have your bf beat off to that extentclick to expand
Posted by MontgomeryPosted by cancerlady33Posted by Andalusia
OP, when you say you're a fourth year med student, do you mean pre-med? Or are you actually doing clinicals and about to graduate from medical school?
precisely
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Posted by DAMEN VIPosted by cancerlady33Posted by Impulsv
I hear watching porno Too much desenthezises. So the partner must stop masturbating for a week so that he's really wanting n can orgasm.
Yeah. This was one BIG reason I had to cut off an ex. He masturbated SSSOOOOO much that he literally could not ejaculate anymore. I think he was so addicted to porn that he couldnt even stop masturbating, he would do it about 4-6 times per day. He's probably impotent by now.
LOL. no offense, you must be highly unattractive and/or fat to be in a relationship and still have your bf beat off to that extentclick to expand

Posted by JenLovePosted by LunarMaidenPosted by JenLovePosted by LunarMaiden
Unless you are a porn star there is no reason to let some guy gizz all over your face or even let him hit raw!
Whaaaaat? π
The award for the most prude women of the zodiac is really looking like it's going to Cancer women right about now, just based on this thread alone! lol Wow.
How do you come to this conclusion? And what's wrong with being a prude?
Just because I don't want someone Jizzing on my face I am a prude? Seriously?
I am far from being a prude.
I am expressing my personal opinion. You don't have to follow it.
1. I came to that conclusion for obvious reasons: such as the whole purpose of this thread and the responses it has gotten from Cancer women. And nothing is wrong with being a prude (unless of course your partner doesn't like it), hence the reason I never said anything was wrong with it.
2. Yes seriously, although I was semi joking. Your statement did make you sound like a prude. Of course that's just an assumption based on the statement you made, a logical one nonetheless.
3. That's nice I guess. Kudos to you!
4. I am quite aware of both of these things. You expressed your opinion freely and I just exercised my right to not follow it which is why I responded the way I did.
LM, I was speaking in general terms not to you specifically. Plus I was semi joking, nothing to take too seriously π
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Posted by JenLovePosted by LunarMaiden
No worries, when someone shows up throwing subjective terms around; I usually don't take them serious. π
Yet you responded so seriously this time. Hmm I guess that makes me the exception then huh, I'm more than fine with that πclick to expand
Posted by andsssssssPosted by starlover
Yes i read that, a lot of men seem very fatigued after orgasm where women are rejuvenated π
so women shouldn't waste it on the face.
swallow or creampie.click to expand


Posted by scorchedearth
ands, men lose energy and vitality through sex. women don't. sucks to be a man π
Posted by andsssssssPosted by cancerlady33Posted by andsssssssPosted by starlover
Yes i read that, a lot of men seem very fatigued after orgasm where women are rejuvenated π
so women shouldn't waste it on the face.
swallow or creampie.
well from what they say: women should drink it to take their lifeforce; but anything outside of baby making and drinking it is a waste. Go figure!
I think. ...I think it has more to do with a woman's eggs and chakra energy.
isn't there a way to both give and take according to them?click to expand

Posted by KittenLaRouge
... and then he pumps you full of his ice cream.
Feeling it inside of you at work all day.... making you think about him is the best part. π

Posted by enfant_terriblePosted by KittenLaRouge
... and then he pumps you full of his ice cream.
Feeling it inside of you at work all day.... making you think about him is the best part. π
Eww, that's nasty dripping in your panties all day and everything.
But I guess it tells 'em who you belong to ;P
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Posted by MoonArtist
This is how most of the men look while reading and posting on this one.....
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Posted by JenLovePosted by LunarMaidenPosted by JenLovePosted by LunarMaiden
No worries, when someone shows up throwing subjective terms around; I usually don't take them serious. π
Yet you responded so seriously this time. Hmm I guess that makes me the exception then huh, I'm more than fine with that π
Actually I find you quite typical. Hmmm, I wonder if delusion is a Capricorn trait. Ah well no matter, enjoy your day. π
Well who better than you to recognize delusion when you see it since it definitely seems to be one of your traits and you're not a Capricorn lol Delusion and emotional sensitivity is what you exude, that's for sure. We can just leave the rest of the Cancers out of it! π
I truly hope your feelings aren't hurt forever you little prudish crab! After all like I said I was just joking π Lighten up!click to expand

Posted by MoonArtist
This is how most of the men look while reading and posting on this one.....
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Posted by KittenLaRouge
mmmmmm...the best is when he is making love to you slow and deep, holding your arms down, running his hands through your hair,looking into your eyes and telling you how gorgeous you are and then he pumps you full of his ice cream.
Feeling it inside of you at work all day.... making you think about him is the best part. π

Posted by MissFiskPosted by TheProphetProdigy
Guess I need to stop watching porn, I thought females loved that kind of stuff.
Errrr... serious?
I wouldn't use porn to measure what the average female is into.
1) Those chicks are paid to look, sounds and seem like they are enjoying what is being done to them. It might be sex, but they're still actresses. If getting paid at $ 5K a scene I'd make it seem like I'm ogasming from a vienna sausage sized dick to sell my product.
2) What an adult performer is into might be considered degrading to others. I for one do not enjoy 2 mandigos in my ass and 1 in my left ear.
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Posted by MoonArtist
This is how most of the men look while reading and posting on this one.....
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

Posted by enfant_terriblePosted by MoonArtist
This is how most of the men look while reading and posting on this one.....
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Well.......... you can make anything look ugly through the use of gifs!click to expand
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LMAO! You are so wrong for that one